Poll - Who is the Best Player at NPP?

Well the results are in. Congrats to "The Wall".

Next Poll - Who is the luckiest player at NPP?

Results of weekly NPP PS Tourney

• Only ArticBlast and Fourputt showed up.
• PS canceled the tournament due to lack of participants.
  

Who is the Best NPP player?

Latest NPP poll results show Tolly and Boother (!?!) in a tie.

Momo Wins NPP Internet #25

Eight players made the game - which pushed our average player per game to 7.0!
Nice job guys and gal!

Hand #10 saw Boother get crippled in the first of many 2nd best hands he saw this night. He ran into Nahanni's full house.

Boother (8th) went out on hand #27 as his K8s ran into Momo's KK.

On hand #36, Momo cripples Duder with a full house on the same hand Duder hits the flush. That is painful when that happens.

Duder (7th) goes out when his short stack bets it all with a pair of aces but finds Sev4T7 has a flush.

Artic Blast (6th) is short-stacked on hand #59 and goes all in with AQ and is called by Nahanni's J8 with a flop of [JJ9].

The break comes after 66 hands of play with the stacks looking like this:
Nahanni 5400, Momo 2600, NikFaldo 1700, Sev4T7 1200 and Rownder 1200.

On hand #74 Rownder survives an all-in with JT against the A5 of Momo when the flop comes [JXX] and a J on the turn.

Hand #76 saw an unusual three-handed all-in as Sev4T7 (5th) went all-in with TT. Both a short stacked Rownder and the big stack Nahanni called. They checked down a scary board. Rownder had AK and Nahanni QJ. The flop served up a Q but no straight and 747 was out.

Hand #90 finally ended Rownder's (4th) comeback bid as his KQ did not improve against Momo's 22.

I (3rd) was now the short stack and on hand #92 my A3 lost to Momo's KJ as a flop of [T98] caught a 7 on the turn, for a straight for Momo.

Nahanni and Momo were very close in chips at this point. The winner would be winning their 3rd NPP title of the year!

They battled and Momo was taking a bit of a chip lead. But Nahanni hit a flush to take the lead temporarily.

A crucial hand developed when both bet and called on a board that grew to look like this: [QQ8] [J] [3]
Momo goes all-in with Q3s for a full house and is called by Nahanni with 43s - who said she put Momo on AK the whole hand.

This gave Momo a 9000 to 3000 chip advantage.

Nahanni (2nd) went all-in with 33 and was called by Momo's A7s. The flop had a 7 and no improvement came for Nahanni. Cogratulations for the 3rd win on the year for Momo.

1st - Momo
2nd - Nahanni
3rd - Nik Faldo
4th - Rownder
5th - Sev4TSev
6th - Artic Blast
7th - Duder
8th - Boother

Overall Standings
1 - Nik Faldo - 113 / 5.1
2 - Boother - 104 / 4.7
3 - Rownder - 79 / 4.6
4 - Sev4TSev - 71 / 5.1
5 - Matchy - 66 / 3.3
6 - Beerhog - 50 / 4.5
7 - Momo - 42 / 3.5
8 - Nahanni - 28 / 4.7
9 - Cigar4John - 28 / 3.5
10 - BonA1r - 28 / 3.5
11- Artic Blast - 17 / 1.0
12- Hlam14 - 14 / 2.8
13- 1stout - 3 / 1.5
14- Duder - 1 / .3
15- Davethedog - 1 / .5
16- SpartyTojo - 1 / .5
17- Bronco76 - 1 / 1.0

Remember the tourneys will start at 8pm from now on! And recruit players please!

Rounder Wins NPP Internet #24

Nine players made it to the game this beautiful June evening. Poker Stars started us on two tables to make room for late arrivals. There were none and went to one table after the first blind increase.

Fireworks right away after the merger on hand #19 as Matchy’s KK crippled Boother’s stack when he held QQ.

Boother (9th) survived two all-ins, but on hand #36 he went all in with J2 when a [JXX] fell on the flop. ArticBlast called with KJ to end the comeback.

Hand #53 saw four people bet into a flop of [22K]. I was one of them. But when ArticBlast (8th) raised and Beerhog went all in, I smelled trouble. Matchy and I folded and Artic called with 92. Beerhog had A2 and it held up.

Hand #57 had a short-stacked Nahanni (7th) go all in with K9 of clubs and get called by Beerhog with A6 – of clubs! An [AXX] flop ended the drama.

The very next hand a short-stacked Sev4TSev (6th) went all-in with Q5s and a flop of [56X]. Unfortunately for him, Rownder called with T6 and no help arrived.

On hand #68, Beerhog gets crippled as he goes all-in with AJ and gets called by BonAir with KK.

Beerhog (5th) exits on hand #72 as he goes all-in with AQ and a flop and turn of [678Q], but runs into Rownder’s Q6.

At the break, BonAir has 5400, Nik Faldo 3000, Rownder 2800 and Matchy 2300.

BonAir starts right after the break playing great big stack poker! On hand #90, Matchy (4th) goes all-in on a flop of [K7Q] with AQ, but BonAir holds K7!

I was now the short stack and had to gamble. It paid off too – temporarily. On hand #95, in the big blind with 63, I was not thrilled. But the three of us saw the flop together. I love it when we all play nice.

The flop was [495], giving me the open ended straight draw. I threw a bet of 300 out there – leaving me with about 900 - hoping all would fold. No such luck. I get raised by BonAir to 900 and Rownder folds. There is 1650 in the pot now. I should go all-in (since calling pot commits me anyway) but I call thinking I will make a weak bluff if paint arrives. BonAir is not folding unless he is holding napkins – and feminine ones at that. The odds are, 34 to 65 – better than 2 to 1, as BonAir has K9, so I am getting the right price for the call.

The turn is a [3], committing the rest of my chips. What are my odds to win the hand now you ask? 30 to 70 (at the time I thought they improved with the 3 to 38/62 - some math genius, eh?), but short-stacked as I am, it is an easy call. I am still getting 2 to 1 on 2.3 to 1 odds.

The river is my dream card 7, for my straight.

I don’t play hand #102 as smart. I (3rd) over-bet my A2 on a flop of [7AX], going all-in and running into Rownder’s A7. An [A] on the river rubs it in hard. Why I did it is a mystery to me. Before I hit the all-in button I knew it was the wrong play. But I couldn't stop my hand.

Had the same problem in high school with the cheerleaders.

About 10 hands later Rownder wrestled the chip lead away from BonAir (2nd). BonAir goes all-in with AK against Rownder’s AQ and a [Q] hits on the flop ending the night. Congratulations Rownder.

1st – Rownder
2nd – BonA1r
3rd – Nik Faldo
4th – Matchy
5th – Beerhog
6th – Sev4TSev
7th – Nahanni
8th – ArticBlast
9th - Boother

Panic in Internet Poker Again!

I was reading some WSOP blog updates when I ran acros this:

"With just 24 days to go before banks are required to comply with the UIGEA, I was greeted with this unfortunate message when I went to cash out my daily $300 from ePassporte today:

US Bank Account

This functionality is temporarily disabled. Our backend ACH processor is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please check back later.

I wonder if technical difficulties mean, our USA processor just bumped us to comply with UIGEA and we're scrambling to find another. I have about $2,000 left of the large sum I've been pulling out at $300/day for quite a while, I hope I can get the rest out. I also have a dozen $300 withdraws in the “pipeline” that have left my ePassporte account but haven't shown up in my bank account.

Ok, so now would be the panic time. Online poker is about to collapse in the USA. Get your money out now. :)

Update: ePassporte is working again, for now. Still, less than a month left before full-on UIGEA."

I will read up on UIGEA and post about it after Tuesday. But forget the poker angle guys and gals. Our - scratch that - THE government is squeezing the people of this nation more and more, except for the ones here illegally.

NPP Poker Table and Chips For Sale

It was a great 12 years but the live action at NPP is closing down. I want to give you guys first chance to take over.

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Sev4TSev Wins NPP Internet #23

Lots of agains again.

Sev4TSev won again.
Boother sat out and scored points again.
4Putt was a no show again.
Nik Faldo got beat heads up yet again.

Only six struggled to the table on this night.

On hand #20 a short-stacked Nahanni (6th - 5th) went all-in with 33 and ran into my (Nik Faldo) 88.

On hand #96, 1stout (5th – 4th) hit top pair on the flop [469] and made two pair on the river when a J hit. The money all went in. Unfortunately for him, I was holding 44.

At the break, Nik Faldo 4300, Sev4tSev 3100, Artic Blast 1600, Boother 5. Yep FIVE.

Hand #100 Boother was finally blinded out in 4th.

Artic Blast (3rd) put up a gallant fight, but he finally had to go all-in with 87s on hand #142 and ran into Sev4TSev’s AQ s. An [AQ6] flop sort of ended the drama right there.

Heads up again for me and Sev4TSev proceeded to slowly reverse a 5000 to 4000 chip lead I had into a 5500 to 3500 chip lead he had.

I then stupidly called down a lower two pair as his K-rag was higher than my K-rag. The only major mistake I think I made this night. I did lose all the rag races but one in this same stretch – reducing me to a 9 to 1 chip dog.

On hand #196, I go all in with 54 and get called with Sev’s 99. I runner – runner to hit the straight. Time to roll now!!!

Hand #209, I (go all-in with A7 when an A falls on the flop. Sev has A6. Good for me. A 6 falls on the turn. Bad for me. A 7 on the river! Good for me. Whew!

Maybe a comeback is possible.I’m only down 5000 to 4000 again. Maybe I can beat this tough guy that has slapped me around for quite awhile now heads up.

Uhhhh, no. Hand #211 has us go all-in. I (2nd) have 88 and Sev has AJ. He makes the straight on the river. Congrats Sev4TSev.

1st – Sev4TSev
2nd – Nik Faldo
3rd – Artic Blast
4th – Boother
4th – 1stout
5th - Nahanni

Neteller Announces Return of Funds

The Neteller PLC group today announced a plan to return all monies owed to United States residents. As we reported this weekend the 75 day time-line that Neteller announced back in March of this year expired on June 4th.

Neteller had claimed that over $55 million dollars were seized by the DOJ after the arrests of two Neteller founders.

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The expected date for this to begin is July 13th, 2007. Neteller explained that further information regarding customers funds will be communicated to them via email, through our website and through a press release once the date for implementation of the Distribution Plan is finalized.

Full article here.

Ketchup

Get the ketchup out.

Nahanni Wins Back to Back NPP Internet Tourneys! - Takes Tourney #22

It was deja vue all over again for me. But I am getting ahead of the story. Ten showed up for the game – including a new player – 1stout! Welcome Todd.

We started with two tables so I missed out on how Momo (10th) exited on hand #61.

On hand #72, Matchy (9th) took the bad beat of the night – thanks to me. I raised with JJ and got called. The flop of T98 looked promising for me so I bet. When Matchy re-raised a large amount, I am not going to lie - I put him on AA, KK or QQ. So I should have folded.

Matchy had AA! I thought I was close to a coin flip, but I was actually a 61% – 38% under dog if I called. I honestly thought I was better than that, maybe 52-48, and I had him covered. My math was off and I gambled – hitting a 7 on the turn for the straight.

On hand #79 Sev4TSev (8th) and Nahanni hooked up in a hand. The flop of [QKA] got all the money in and Sev4TSev’s AJ could not overtake Nahanni’s KQ.

On hand #82, a short-stacked ArticBlast (7th) got his two pair all-in out-kicked by 1stout.

On hand #89, 1stout (6th) was gone as his AT could not overtake Boother’s 88.

At the break: Nahanni 4600, Nik Faldo 3600, Beerhog 3500, Rownder 1700, and Boother 1600.

On hand #94, Rownder (5th) gets pot committed and goes all in with A6 and a board of [8Q363]. But Nahanni has K8 to take him out.

On hand #102, Boother (4th) gets all-in with Q8 against Beerhog’s A8 and he doesn’t catch up.

I take the chip lead when I hit a flush on the turn and Nahanni bets into it. I return the favor later and then some. Nahanni was now in 3rd.

Hand #114 was a butt kicker. Especially since I laid down JJ to Nahanni’s monster bet the hand before with a K on the flop. Nahanni had AA, Beerhog 66 and I had TT.

I raised and was re-raised again by Nahanni naturally. And when Beerhog called, I dumped. Wise move as it turned out – although it didn’t stop the inevitable. This hand crippled Beerhog and gave Nahanni the chip lead.

I took Beerhog (3rd) out with AT against his A3 on hand #125.

I won hand #130 when my TT held on against Nahanni’s 88. That got us back to even. But hand #135 hurt as Nahanni’s flush beat my two pair.

She had 9000 to my 6000 at this point.

The final hand had me (2nd) hit the two pair on the flop right into Nahanni’s trip deuces. I had 76 and the flop came down [2c7c2s]. I got all-in afraid of the over-pair or flush running me down, but I was already cooked.

That is two wins in a row for Nahanni. Very impressive against this group of players!

1st – Nahanni
2nd – Nik Faldo
3rd – Beerhog
4th – Boother
5th – Rownder
6th – 1stout
7th – ArticBlast
8th – Sev4TSev
9th – Matchy
10th - Momo

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4Putt Golf Open Cancelled

Well, maybe next year.

The Wall retired from poker and did not want to be tempted at the Soaring Eagle Casino.

Beerhog was the replacement, but with 3 golf trips already planned, he decided to stay married and not fill in.

Thai Food was thinking about it, but he don't like chasing the little white ball for free - let alone pay for it and spend five hours of good poker table time on the course.

I of course got my annual golf trip injury extra early as I severely sprained my ankle in a golf cart incident. Mental note: Keep feet in cart when driving next to brick pavers that will twist your foot 180 degrees from the direction the knee is pointing.

4Putt himself wants to go but the demands of his job are monsterous right now.

Herbavor did not respond to my email as to his status.

Anyway, I got the reservations cancelled and we will try again next year or maybe a fall weekend trip.

Nahanni Wins NPP Internet #21

Seven of us took to the felt after the Memorial Day weekend. Must of been a heck of a weekend for some, because it was a quiet table. I tried to stir the pot a little and was dealt silence.

Even Beerhog was quiet! Probably watching the Pistons get thumped.

Onto the action. Artic Blast (7th) could never get any cards or flops (must of grabbed my PS seat by accident) and was soon short stacked. He finally had to for it with J4s. Boother took him out with 22 as the Blast did not improve.

Beerhog, (6th) who lost several contested pots also, was the next lowest. He made his move with J9 and was called by Nahanni with JT. A ten on the flop and it was over.

Duder (5th) got crippled as his AQ ran into a BB special, as Nahanni's K6 improved a ton on the flop of KQ6. The Dude exited a couple of hands later.

I think the most interesting hand of the night was next. Heavyweights Sev4TSev and Boother hook up and call standard bets. The flop is [Th 2s 3h]. There is a standard bet and call. The turn is a [6h]! The betting gets them both all in!

Sev4TSev (4th) has AT and Boother has JJ. The 2h on the river and we'll have no repeat champion tonight. I should not of folded my 2s3c I guess.

Break: Nik Faldo 4800, Nahanni 3400 and Boother 2300.

When play started back up, I hit a few flops against Nahanni to keep her stack from expanding much. I seemed to win from her what she took from Boother.

Nahanni had won a contested pot with Boother, so Boother was a little on the low chip side. Boother (3rd) goes all in with 99 and is called by Nahanni with KQ. A Queen on the river and Boother is out.

The chips are at the following levels for heads up. Nik Faldo has 5800 and Nahanni 3700. A very impressive comeback begins!

All I can say is I got run over. When I tried to make a move - I got re-raised! When I bet with the few hands I saw (if you call KQ a hand), she folded. It was like Annie Duke versus one of the Greeks in the restaurant.

It has become quite obvious to me (so I assume to the rest of you) that head's up is not my strong suit. For the seventh consecutive time - heads up in this tourney series this year - your humble host has been defeated. This is an ugly flaw I have in my game.

After Nahanni whittled me down to 1800, I (2nd) get all in with the first pair I saw 22 and Nahanni has 44. Good night Faldo! Great job Nahanni!

1st - Nahanni
2nd - Nik Faldo
3rd - Boother
4th - Sev4TSev
5th - Duder
6th - Beerhog
7th - Artic Blast

Monthly overall standings with tourney average points:

1st - Boother 98 / 5.4
2nd - Nik Faldo 89 / 4.9
3rd - Rownder 65 / 4.6
4th - Matchy 63 / 3.5
5th - Sev4TSev 60 / 6.0
6th - Beerhog 44 / 4.9
7th - Momo 32 / 3.2
8th - Cigar4John 28 / 3.5
9th - BonAir 21 / 3.0
10th - Hlam 14 / 2.8
11th - Artic Blast 12 / .9
12th - Nahanni 10 / 3.3
13th - Duder 1 / .3

DavetheDog, SpartyToJo and Bronco76 - not enough entries to make the list.

Nik Finishes 4th in Tropical Poker Tourney

Supposed to go play golf on this Memorial Weekend, but the rain kept me house bound.
So I had the wife clean my clubs, polish my golf shoes and wash the golf towel.

While waiting for my lunch to be made, I decided to enter a poker tourney. Tropical Poker had one that featured a 306 player freeroll field. A freeroll was in order in case;
A) the weather broke and it was time to golf
B) I had to renew the restraining order I have on Jessica Alba who is stalking me
C) Tiger Woods stops by for me to once again fix his putting issues

Anyway, finished 4th as my QQ lost to a bigger stacks AQ with the expected A falling on the flop.

On the bright side, I won a little free cash, the weather had cleared and my clubs and shoes were done.
Off to the course!

New NPP Review of On-line Poker Sites

Since my last review, so much has changed. Thanks to the Republicans making a last ditch effort to save an election, they pandered to the religious right. They went after internet poker by primarily attacking the internet banking sites that poker players used to move chips around.

I blame the greed of the internet banking and poker/gambling sites for all of the chaos. We already know the government politicians are greedy crooks and extortionists that would make Al Capone blush. The on-line gambling industry refused to let the politicians ‘wet their bill’ in the fountain of money.

Hence, you get laws that shut down your business. And henceforth, the industry fights back with the Poker Players Alliance, which is nothing more than the lobbying group in charge of making donations to politicians. Notice they are asking the players to pony up along with the sites. Basically, it’s yet another rake.

Nothing has changed from the protection money Doyle and the boys had to pay on the old interstate circuit.

Anyway my criteria for what makes a good poker site has changed. Here is the new list of things that are important.

1. Safety/size of site/ Players funds held in escrow (not that it makes a lot of difference as our government already has proven how it will screw it’s citizens for no reason)
2. Ease of deposit/withdraw (using ePassport – the biggest internet bank left now that Net-Teller and our government has jointly screwed poker players over).
3. Freerolls – I want extra play available for my rake money
4. Big Tourneys available for low buy-ins (still don't trust internet poker fully - not rational as the chance of getting cheated is greater at home games and casinos, but I still have a hard time spending more than $5 on an internet tourney)
5. Software playability (not very important anymore)
6. Service (yeah right)

Here is the list of the NPP best places to play internet poker:

1. Poker Stars
2. Absolute Poker
3. Ultimate Bet
4. Full Tilt Poker

Here is the second tier where I still play. I worry about their safety and pulling a Jet Poker on me and closing without warning.

5. Jungle Poker
6. Poker Poker (the biggest of this group)
7. Bugsy’s Club
8. Poker4Ever

Here is where I still have accounts and play, but they do not have ePassport as a funding/withdraw option, so if I go tap I am done with them.

9. Tropical Poker (love the site but can’t fund)
10. World Poker Exchange (love the site but can’t fund)
11. Bo Dog Poker
12. Sportsbook Poker

What shocks me is the number of sports books that do not use ePassport as funding options. I expect that to change by football season. – Nik Faldo

Sev4TSev Wins Heads Up Match Against Nik Faldo to Win NPP Internet #20

Only three signed up and only two played. I guess the message is loud and clear - the masses want NL Holdem! I'm sorry, but I owed the guys two HORSE tourneys.

Back in the beginning the winner of the previous week got to pick what the game was the next week. Both Beerhog and 747 requested HORSE after winning and I could not do it because the Poker Stars software had screwed up.

Once it was repaired I scheduled the two HORSE tourneys I owed the guys. They are paid off.

Well, 747 won this week and he picked NL Holdem for next week.

1st - Sev4TSev
2nd - Nik Faldo
3rd - Boother

Beerhog Hosts the NPP Boys - Great Game!

Well it was a who's who of NPP. I really didn't think we could get a game together for the month, but Beerhog decided to give it a shot.

In spite of two NPP regulars (Herbavor and LP) unable to attend, seven still made the game.

Beerhog, Gridlock, Thai Food, Tolly, Nik Faldo, Matchy, and Sev4TSev all made the game.

I was not the chip seller so I am guessing at how people did. I won a little and I think Thai Food was the big winner, but I could be wrong.

The tournament ended with a deal struck with Sev4TSev taking first, Nik Faldo second and Tolly third. Matchy did not play in the tourney.

Beerhog Finishes 4th In Poker Stars Limit 7-Stud Hi-Lo Tourney

Beerhog bested all but three of the other 263 players that got into this tourney. He won twenty-one times his entry.

Beerhog said, "It just takes too long...even with a case of beer - good beer anyway."

Great job Beerhog!

Two things;
Can you describe a key hand or two and secondly, how did you find a tournament against 263 blind 5 year olds on Poker Stars?

Just Another Reason to Get Good at Poker

We got the 4Putt Open in a few weeks (June 7 thur 10)and although I have written about this subject before - it bears repeating. Hope I listen to my own advice.

Good dealers can get out forty hands an hour. If you are playing in a $4/8 game the dealer will take around $4/5 per hand for the house. That comes out to $240 off the table in an hour, counting tips to the dealer!

If ten players sat down with $40 each and played an hour and a half, the entire table would be broke in an hour and a half.

Clearly the answer is to play at the highest level you comfortably can to limit the effect of the house rake on your bankroll.

Or play at NPP, Boother's and Beerhog's!

Beerhog Wins NPP #19

I missed the tourney due to a combo of stupidity and the internet blinking out at the wrong time! I was on in plenty of time but didn't register. The computer kicked me off because of a 12 hour sign in rule. By the time I logged back on the tourney had started and because of a full table PS did not allow a late entry.

I went out and had a few.

Anyways, the results.

1st - Beerhog
2nd - Boother
3rd - Matchy
4th - Rownder
5th - Hlam14
6th - Sev4TSev
7th - Duder
8th - ArticBlast

HORSE again next game. NPP will be dark May and June. Beerhog may have a game. Let's discuss. Give us the details Beerhog. - Nik Faldo

Sev4TSev Wins NPP Internet #18

747 doesn’t have the Point Lead, but he has the Highest Average Finish per Tournament Lead by a mile.

A field of ten made a go of it. Two weeks in a row of a double digit field. Great job everyone! To the action:

We have a habit of treating new players with corrosive gloves – both at NPP and on-line.
On hand #20, Nahanni (10th), in her second start, took another bad beat. By her own admission, maybe she did not play the hand correctly. Anyway, she and BonAir see the flop. [KJ3]. BonAir (K4) calls a smallish bet from Nahanni (AA). The turn has a 4. When Nahanni goes all in, BonAir takes her out.

Hand #33 saw Artic Blast (9th) lose to 747, who had (QQ). I did not see what Artic had and screwed up trying to get the hand number to review. I blame my wife – who was serving me a beer and bring me my slippers at the time – and distracted me. She will have to pay for that.

Hand #40 saw last tourney winner and short stacked Rownder (8th) with (KK) end up all in against 747 (QsTs). The flop of [ 2s 7h 5s] and a turn of 3s – ended the suspense.

Hand #43 saw Matchy (AK) get hurt by a shorter stacked Boother (77). It is basically a coin flip preflop. They get all in and the flop has an A in it. But a 7 on the river cripples Matchy.

Hand #50 sees a short stacked Matchy (7th) (AT) run into the KK of Beerhog.

Hand #65 saw a very rare 3 handed all-in! Hlam (6th) (KJ), Boother (5th) (66) and BonAir (KQs). BonAir hit the straight and wiped out two very dangerous players all at once.

Hand #68, BonAir hit a straight again. Unfortunate for Beerhog (4th), who saw his flopped two pair get rolled.

At the break we had
BonAir 7.2K,
Sev4TSev 6.1K and
perennial short-stacked Nik Faldo 1.5K.
Can Nik pull off a Rownder/Boother type comeback?????

Uhhhh, no.

I (3rd) got a run of high pairs, pairs and high suited cards and went all in about 6 or 7 times in a row, and got my stack close to 3K. Safer ground, but still safely behind. The decent cards continue and I get (44).

On hand #92 my all-ins continued and get called by BonAir (AsTs), who got tired of my little show of force.

Can Nik Faldo win a race for once on Poker Stars???? Uhhhh, no.

A T on the flop AND two spades. Just to rub it in, PS drops a T on the river. Uncalled for. A spade ok – but another ten is just cruel. Time 10:12

At 10:29, BonAir’s FH beats 747’s two pair and the chip lead is BonAir’s at 11K to 4K.

At 10:32, Sev4TSev hits a straight to take the lead 8K to 7K. He never lost it, even though they go at it for quite a while.

At 10:50, Sev4TSev (1st) raises pre-flop and is called by BonAir (2nd).
Flop [Ks 6d 4s]
There are bets and they are all-in.
Sev4TSev (AKs) and BonAir (KT). Trap city.
Turn, A and the unnecessary river card was a 4d.

1st – Sev4TSev
2nd – BonAir
3rd – Nik Faldo
4th – Beerhog
5th - Boother
6th – Hlam14
7th – Matchy
8th – Rownder
9th – Artic Blast
10th – Nahanni

Question: Beerhog is golfing on Tuesday. Is there a better night to do this, like Monday or Wednesday? Thursday and Friday is the weekend. We don’t want that. When we originally voted, Tuesday barely beat Monday, and there are only 3 players who played last night who voted at that time.

Time for a new vote.
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? – Nik Faldo

Watch Out for Ohio Products!

A dairy farmer in Michigan needed to get a new dairy cow. His dairy cow died, and needed to get a new dairy cow. He didn't know where to go. He looked in the newspapers and found an ad. Some Ohio dairy farmer was selling a cow.

So he called the guy up.The guy said, "Come down and take a look at it. It's a pretty young cow. I think you'll like it."

He goes down to the cow, looks at the cow, and likes the looks.
The Michigan guys says, "Look, I'm not going to buy this cow unless I can milk it."

"Well, go right ahead. Feel free."

With every tug (Pshew! Pshew! Pshew!), the cow expelled gas. Every time!

The guy from Michigan says, "Is that normal?"

"Yeah, and I can't explain it. But it doesn't matter. Look at the milk. The milk is fine," the Ohio farmer says.

"Okay, okay. I'll take it." So he packs the cow up and brings it home to Michigan, calls his best buddy down the road, another farmer, and says, "Hey, I just got this new dairy cow. You have got to come check this out. You won't believe it."

So the farmer comes by and says, "Okay, it's a good cow, but I have to milk it too. I'm not going to take your word for it that it's a great cow."

"Well, go ahead! Be my guest."

With every tug, the cow would expel gas, and the farmer's buddy says: "Did you get this cow in Ohio?"

"Yeah, I did! I didn't tell you that. How did you know that I got it from Ohio?"

"Eh, my wife is from Ohio."

Rownder Wins NPP Internet Tourney #17

A record tying twelve players showed up tonight for the game. Two new players showed up – Nahanni and Duder. Hopefully they will tell us their connection on this site. Or someone else can.

Which is usually the case at NPP, the new players were treated rudely once the game started. On hand #10 Duder’s (12th) trip 3’s were beaten by an ArticBlast flush.

Hand 16 saw a bad beat on a new player as Nahanni’s (11th) JJ lost to Beerhog’s 99 with a 9 on the flop.

Matchy (10th) went out on hand 24. I did not see it as he was on the other table and I did not get a report. Maybe Matchy can give us the gory details.

Now to one table. A short-stacked Momo (9th) went all in on hand 48 with a marginal hand and lost to Cigar4John, who called with a marginal hand.

Hand 51 saw Sev4TSev (8th) get trapped when he bet with Ah8h and was called by Beerhog with Ad3d. The flop was 8d 2d As. Sev4TSev hit the two pair. He went all in and Beerhog called and hit the 5d for the flush on the river.

Hand 59 saw a short-stacked ArticBlast (7th) get all his chips in with trip 7’s on the river. He was called by Cigar4John called with the same trip 7’s and had ArticBlast out kicked! Ouch!

Hand 61 – I was short-stacked and got all my chips in with QQ and got called by Cigar4John with AQ. That got me back in the game.

Hand 77 – Cigar4John (6th) made a play with 98s but was called by Beerhog with AQ. He didn’t need it but Beerhog got an A on the flop and a Q on the river.

Play really slowed down at this point. BonA1r (5th) lost on hand 131 with K7 against somebody’s KT. I messed up my notes somehow. Sorry.

Hand 148 saw short-stacked Hlam (4th) go all-in with K7s and was called by the other short-stacked Rownder with J9s. The flop was a teaser for Hlam with a 3-K-9. But a 9 on the river ended Hlam’s night.

The second break occurred after hand 184. Beerhog had 12K, I had 4K and Rownder had 2K.

I (Nik Faldo – 3rd) was the next one out on hand #234!!! Lots of back and forth as we all had the chip lead at some point. It was very exciting and a lot of fun. I finally had to go with KTs, was called by Beerhog with A5 and I got no help.

The last hand saw Beerhog’s (2nd) QT lost to Rownder’s AJs. Great job Rownder!

1st – Rounder
2nd – Beerhog
3rd – Mikeniks (Nik Faldo)
4th – Hlam14
5th – BonA1r
6th – Cigar4John
7th – ArticBlast
8th – Sev4TSev
9th – Momo
10th – Matchy
11th – Nahanni
12th - Duder

Poker Math Made Easy!

Not every poker player is a math expert. But being able to accurately calculate probabilities in relation to rewards (the pot and future pot size) is critical to poker success.

I found the trick to make poker math easy. It is called the Golden Rule of Two.

You multiply the number of outs you have to win the hand by 2, per cards to come.

For example, you have JT of spades on the button in a limit game. A middle player calls and the cutoff raises and you call the double bet, and the BB and middle player both call.

The flop is 3h, 8c, 9d. You assume the cutoff raiser has a big pocket pair (AA, KK). We figure pairing our J or T will not win us the pot. We are positive we need the nut straight to win especially with all the fish in this pond.

To figure the percentages you simply take the number of card that will give us the straight (8) and multiply it by 2. Since there are two cards to come, so we can multiply this number by 2 also.

So 8 x 2 (for turn card) = 16% chance of hitting straight on the turn.
Then, 16 x 2 (river) = 32% of hitting straight with the turn or the river card.

So we can estimate that our odds of hitting the straight by the river is 32% - or almost 3 to 1 against hitting the straight.

The actual odds are 34.2%, but this method obviously gets you close enough. This assumes all the cards you need are still available to show up, which is rarely the case – so this estimation method may actually be better than the real calculations.

So if the two front player’s check and the raiser bets the flop. You know there are 6 big bets in the pot and maybe only 8 big bets at the river. It is going to cost you at least 2.5 big bets to call it down. That is a 3.2 to 1 payoff for 3 to 1 odds. A coin flip decision.

If you are certain the limpers will continue to call it down also, the odds change. The minimum that will be in the pot after the river betting may be 12 big bets, not counting your donations. Now you are getting a 4 to 1 payoff for a 3 to 1 bet – a clear call – or for Beerhog, a perfect re-raise situation.

Let’s say you have JTs on the button and the table all fold to the cutoff who raises. You know if you call you will have even a coin flip situation – WITH a near perfect flop AND both the SB and the BB calling. Is that the situation you want to put yourself in continuously? A clear fold.

Of course a Boother re-raise from the button may get the SB and BB to fold, leaving you heads up against the raiser. Your JTs is a slight favorite over small pairs and A-any, but hurting in a big way against AK, QQ, KK or AA.

Lesson over - now commentary.

34.2% is the percentage to hit that straight for normal players.

For me to hit that straight, it is 4.1% against a random player on-line or at a casino, or at Boother’s game.

Against ArticBlast, BonA1r, Boother, Beerhog, Cigar4John, DavetheDog, Hlam, 747, Matchy, Momo, Rownder, SpartyToJo and Tolly it is 3.7% that I would hit the straight and 99.9% of them hitting the straight if I have the big pocket pair in the hand with you mopes.

Sour grapes and being a sore loser were not involved in this commentary what so ever. – Nik Faldo

NPP Internet Tournament League Standings

Here is the standings after 16 tourneys guys:
Place, Name, Points, (Tournaments missed), [Ave/Tour. played].

1st - Boother - 80 (2) [5.7]
2nd - Nik Faldo - 65 (2) [4.6]
3rd - Matchy - 58 (1) [3.9]
4th - Rownder - 52 (5) [4.7]
5th - Sev4TSev - 37 (11) [7.4]
6th - Momo - 32 (7) [3.6]
7th - Cigar4John - 28 (9) [4.0]
8th - Beerhog - 24 (last 11) [4.8]
9th - BonA1r - 13 (first 10 - 11 total) [3.3]
10th - ArticBlast - 12 (7) [1.3]
11th - Hlam14 - 10 (14) [5]
12th - DavetheDog - 1 (14) [.5]
13th - SpartyTojo - 1 (14) [.5]
14th - Bronco76 - 1 (15) [1]

The main ingredient to earning points - is to play!

Momo Wins NPP Internet #16

Seven players made it – which is over average (six is slightly under average).

I was soon low man as I hit two hands that lost right off the bat. That sent me steaming early. The tip off is that I didn't record those hands or the ones soon after. Not tilting, but definitely steaming already. Not good.

Hand #30 Rownder took a good lump of Momo’s chips without a showdown.

Hand #35 BonAir took a good lump of Matchy’s chips without a showdown.

Hand #36 ArticBlast hurt Momo by taking more chips without a showdown.

Hand #37 I took a good lump of Boother’s chips without a showdown.

Hand #38 I hurt Boother by taking more chips without a showdown.

Hand #42 Boother (7th) went out with AK when Rownder’s 55 held up.

Hand #44 Momo went all in with JJ and got called by Rownder’s AK and Momo’s hand held up.

Hand #47 Momo hurt Rownder by taking more chips without a showdown.

Hand #55 Matchy got hurt by Momo as he re-raised Matchy and the hand ended.

Hand #56 Matchy (AJ) took some of Rownder’s (KT) chips.

Hand #60 Rownder (65) hurt Matchy’s (AT) stack when a 5 hit on the river.

A record six players made the break and the chips looked like this:
Momo 3.7K, NikFaldo 2.9K, ArticBlast 2.2K, BonAir .9K, Rownder .4K, and Matchy .3K

Hand #64 Rownder’s (6th) A9s knocked him out when they lost to Momo’s 22.

Hand #65 ArticBlast and I call a short stacked Matchy’s all-in with a flop of 943. Matchy (5th) has A9. I had 65 and we never saw ArticBlast’s hand as I raised some chips when my lucky 7 fell on the river for my straight.

Play went on for a while and action started again on hand #88. Short-stacked BonAir (4th) goes all-in with 33 and is called by Momo’s AQ, and an A fell on the flop.

Hand #96 ArticBlast (3rd) went all-in with T9 when a 9 fell on the flop. Momo called with J9 and the hand improved for Momo with a J on the turn.

Hand #101 was the end for me, Nik Faldo (2nd). I had QdQs and re-raised a couple times the blind and Momo called. He had me out-chipped around 2 to 1.

The flop came 6s Ks Jh. A bad flop for me. Momo bet and I raised to see where I was at. I found out as Momo called. I am sure he has a K but I am just about pot committed.

I am quite sure I played this hand incorrectly. Not because I lost, but I should of folded to the bet or went all-in at this point.

The turn was a harmless 3c, ending my backdoor flush draw. Momo checks and I do too. I know I need a Q. The river was the 5s. Momo checks and I decide to bluff the flush and hope Momo believes me. He doesn’t and may have been forced to call anyway as he has K5 and made two pair on the river. If he had me on AK, he has to know he’s got me now. Great job Momo!

1st - Momo
2nd - Nik Faldo
3rd - Artic Blast
4th - BonAir
5th - Matchy
6th - Rownder
7th - Boother

Poker is Subjective. The Reason We Love This Game!

Poker is subjective. Players will have disagreements on how to play certain hands. And none of them may be 100% wrong.

While there is always ‘the best way’ to play certain hands, player’s poker personalities may prevent them from making the optimum play. That doesn’t make it a bad decision, just not the best.

One player may always push the envelope. He is willing to take the swings in his stack or bankroll in order to maximize results. While another player will be conservative and not risk the ups and downs, but be happy with a lower but consistent ‘grind’ percentage.

And the reverse will also be true. The straight forward ‘take the odds’ approach may sometimes be the optimum play, but for the ‘thrill’ of the action, an aggressive player may decide to push it, even when the odds dictate otherwise, lowering his overall expectation on the same hand or situation.

Adjusting to your opponents is also a consideration. In both my examples, the optimum play as described might be correct for the standard table of one maniac, one rock, one loose caller, one great player, two gamblers, two decent players and you.

But change the mix of the table and the sub-optimum strategy may now become the optimum for THAT particular table. Your persona at that table at that particular moment may even dictate the optimum play for that hand at that particular time.

The absolute best players will adjust to the situation, while recognizing the many different ways to play a hand, and use the optimum way each time.

Having written this about great players and understanding this about great players, why do I not do this? Can anyone answer me? (as if I didn’t already know) – Nik Faldo

Online gambling update

Guest post from the much-loved Fourputt:

"If market expectations are any guide, though, the United States will likely end up allowing its citizens to gamble online. In the hours after the WTO ruling was announced, stocks in online gaming companies lifted. Investors clearly see the writing on the wall, even if the U.S. government does not."

Article link here.

I feel it is my duty to update my friends that love me like a chicken to update them on issues of real importance. Seriously, this "blog" has fallen from a site that once prided itself on improving our poker skills to one than resembles the content you would find in any People magazine one would read while watching "The View" or "American Idol". '

Boother Wins NPP Internet #14

Six of us had enough $ left after Tax Day to have a seat at the virtual NPP felt.
Boother came from near totally dead to first! A great run of cards and expert playing.

The play has really tightened up. When you play in these, settle in for the long haul. We did not have a casualty until hand #72.

Boother had started his comeback at this point after taking some chips off Matchy. But it was Momo's (6th) AK that got bad beat by Boother's AT, with a T on the river, that really lit the fire in Boother's stack.

From that lucky river, Boother played perfect poker to wrestle the chip lead away and then grow the stack.

On hand #80, ArticBlast (5th) goes all-in on the flop with 88. There is an A in the flop and Boother has one. An A on the river was the final nail in Artic's night.

On hand #86, both BonA1r (4th) and I are low in chips. I decide to call BonAir's all-in after a flop of 765. I decide he is on a straight draw, so my KQs might be enough. Besides, I have a back door flush chance and both of us need to gamble.

I was half right as BonA1r has 88. Ouch. But it was more painful for BonA1r as I got a K on the turn and the straight or another 8 didnot come.

This made Matchy (3rd) low chip man and on hand #89 he goes all-in with A7 against Boother's AT. No help for Matchy and we are heads up. Nik Faldo (3100 chips) vs Boother (5900).

At hand #100, it almost ended. Boother has been grinding me down and I only have around 2000 left. I have QQ and make the standard raise, hoping for action that comes. Boother calls and we see a flop of 478. I should be good here and go all in. When Boother calls I expect to see AK or 88, and am thrilled to see J8s.

The turn is a J! Well, it was good night for me, but a 7 hit the river, giving me the larger two pair and pulling the chip totals to as close as they were going to ever get.

For the next 60 hands, Boother does his ground and pound. I'm fighting back on occasion, but just can never get a hand, a flop or action at the right time to really play back. I need cards to win. Boother does not.

Finally, ground down by Boother's chronic raising and my usual run of Poker Stars sewer water, I (2nd) go all-in with 86 and run into Boother's monster 92, and Boother wins his 4th NPP Internet tourney of the year (which happens to be exactly 4 more than the host).

1st - Boother
2nd - Nik Faldo
3rd - Matchy
4th - BonA1r
5th - Artic Blast
6th - Momo

Good luck to all as the golf leagues start. Watch for 4Putt. He may be a beer bitch at your local course now since he was obviously neutered over the winter.

NPP April Game Is Cancelled!!!

Sorry guys. Just not enough to make the game a go. I will ask for dates in May later on this month. - Nik Faldo

Beerhog - tell Gridlock it is off.

Sev4TSev Repeats – Wins NPP Internet Tourney #14

Proving #13 is not unlucky; Sev4TSev beat the star studded NPP tournament group for two victories in a row in tournament #14.

Dave the Dog (6th) was the first casualty on hand #20 as his JJ ran into Matchy’s A3 when an A landed on the flop.

Boother (5th) had the hard luck of his KK running into my AA to get crippled and then on hand #55, his 88 ran into my QQ. A bad time for two good hands.

My own evening was a roller coaster of accumulating chips and nice hands, just to see Sev4TSev take them away with better ones. I lost to the eventual tourney champ in all three of our showdowns as my trips, two pair and pair of aces lost to a straight, a flush and two pair on the turn.

Matchy (4th) got knocked out with 88 as Sev4TSev AJs made the flush on the river. Not exactly a bad beat as the situation is a coin flip anyway.

Rownder was low chip stack but got healthy on a hand #73 flop of 37J of spades. I had KK, Sev4TSev had 37 and Rownder had KQ - of spades!

I became low stack after my 3rd showdown loss to Sev4TSev. Guess he “has no idea what I am doing over here”. (Inside joke. Had to be at the last NPP game)

I (Nik Faldo – 3rd) went out on hand #80 when my desperation all-in with 88 fell to Rownder’s A9 when a 9 fell on the flop.

Rownder (2nd) and Sev4TSev battled for a while, but 747 whittled Rownder down and took him out with AA when Rownder flopped a pair a tens and he had to go all – in.

Nice job Sev4TSev! Two in a row!

1st – Sev4TSev
2nd – Rownder
3rd – Nik Faldo
4th – Matchy
5th – Boother
6th – Dave the Dog

On a different subject, The Wall has dropped out of NPP and the 4Putt Open in Mt. Pleasant on June 7, 8, 9, and 10. That leaves a spot in the 4some of Dave the Dog, Hlam and me. The cost is around $400 for four days of golf, poker, cigars and steaks. Let me know if anyone wants in.

Visa Debit Card

http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/real-money/visadebit/

Any of the NPP gang have any experience with this????

Of course most of you have no experience in withdrawing your winnings.

[guest post by the most-beloved fourputt]

No NPP Internet Game Tonight

Sorry guys!
I could never get it right and I forgot to get something posted in time.
Next week for sure.
Nik Faldo

Your Poker Fortune Cookie

Poker Stars Finally Admits Software Error

Yes, Poker Stars admits there was a software error that was keeping Nik Faldo from winning. Ok, they didn't admit that, but they did admit after ten emails back and forth, that there is a software glitch that:

> is keeping me from being able to make full tournament names and
> keeps me from making HORSE, HOSE or Razz tourneys.

Here is their e-mail to me:

"Hello Nik Faldo,
Thank you for your email.

We are aware of the problems, and our programmers have been informed, the
problem should be rectified in the next update.

Regards,
Gareth
PokerStars Support Team"

I will keep logging into PS as often as possible to get the next one, so I can make the HORSE tourney Sev4TSev requested. And poor Boother was ripped off as the last few tourneys should of had his name on them.

Anyway, I wanted to give you guys the update. I will make the tourney as soon as I can as HORSE or make an Omaha H/L limit tourney on game night if that is the closest I can come to a change.

Sev4TSev Wins NPP Internet Tourney #12

For the second time since we have been doing this, we had nine players make the game!

On hand 24 Cigar4John crippled BonAir when he hit his flush. Cigar bullied the table for a while after that.

On hand 30, BonAir’s (9th) luck continued awful as he ran into Sev4TSev ‘s full house.

On hand 35, ArticBlast brought Cigar4John back to the pack when his Ko9’s full house beat C4J’s 9o8’s full house. Ouch!

On hand 40, Momo (8th), low on chips, goes all in with AQ and cannot overtake Matchy’s AKs.

On hand 60, Cigar4John (7th) goes out when his KQ does not improve over Boother’s 99.

After the break, on hand 84, a short-stacked Rownder (6th) made an all-in bluff with 43 and Matchy called him with 77. No help and we were down to the five getting NPP points.

On hand 92, ArticBlast (5th) goes down when his JT runs into Matchy’s 66 and a six hits on the flop.

On hand 97, I (4th) am low-stacked and move all in with A9. Sev4TSev had TT. I got no ace. This leaves the guys cashing.

Matchy (3rd) went all in with A6 and Sev4TSev has TT again!!!

Sev4TSev wears two-in-a-row champ Boother down and finally gets all the money in with AA against Boother’s (2nd) 46s. No help and 747 is the new champ. Next game; HORSE

Here are the new standings:

1st – Boother 69
2nd – Matchy 49
3rd – Mikeniks 46
4th – Rownder 45
5th – Cigar4John 28
6th – Sev4Sev 27
7th – Beerhog 24
8th – Momo 22
9th – Hlam14 10
10th – BonA1r 7
11th – Artic Blast 6
12th – DavetheDog 1
13th – SpartyTojo 1
14th – Bronco76 1

Online Gambling Payment Processor Neteller Announces Plans to Return Funds

Since our most beloved and much feared-at-the-table Nik Faldo is busy writing about his 10th place finishes in 25-person tournaments and Boozer's and Matchy's winning weekly neighborhood tourneys that were once dominated by the infamous Beerhog and Herbavor, the responsibility for providing relevant blog content once again falls on the webmaster.

Payment processing company for the online gambling industry, Neteller, has announced its plans to return funds to American customers.

In an official press release, the company stated that it has signed partnership agreements with the Unites States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO), as well as Navigant Consulting, a consulting firm that will provide Neteller with operational consulting services.

These new partnerships will aid Neteller in the process of redistributing frozen funds to its former US customers.

Article link here.

P.S. It should be noted that even though it is a scientific fact that the NPP webmaster is the most intelligent of the NPP table participants, he still does not know how to play suited connectors from the small blind position.

Boother Repeats!!! Wins NPP Internet Tourney #11

Eight players showed this night. Great job guys.
The play was strangely conservative early. Then all heck broke loose.

Hand 27, I folded what would of been two pair, but ArticBlast hit trips. I dodged that bullet.

Hand 28, I hit a flush on the turn but smelled Matchy's full house on the river and avoided elimimation.

Two hands in a row Poker Stars tried to kill me.

Hand 30 I folded top pair to double raises and a straight was hit. Bullet three whizzed by! Then the fireworks started twice the hands later.

Hand 60 finally got us a casualty as I knocked out Artic Blast(8th). He was a little low stacked and raised me all in with A2s. My QJ hit a Q on the flop and Artic was gone.

Hand 70, Boother knocked out Hlam (7th) when his K8 outlasted Hlam's Q8.

Hank 73, Boother's AK knocked out BonAir's (6th) KJ.

On hand 81, we had a rare 3-man all in: Boother AT, Matchy AA (5th) and Momo 77.
Momo hit the straight and Matchy was out.

Hand 84, I got knocked out (4th) when my AJ hit an ace on the flop and Boother two paired with his A6.

Hand 86, Rounder's (3rd) two pair lost to Boother's full house.

Momo (2nd) and Boother battled for another 20 minutes heads up before Boother's AK beat Momo's A7.

Great job guys! And congrats to repeat winner Boother.

1st - Boother
2nd - Momo
3rd - Rownder
4th - mikeniks (Nik Faldo)
5th - Matchy
6th - BonAir
7th - Hlam
8th - Artic Blast

Nik Finishes 8th in Tropical Poker Tourney

Happy St. Patricks Day to everyone. I celebrated the day by watching basketball and playing poker on-line. Mostly tourneys and I had some success.

I finished 12th in a Bo Dog poker tourney (4000 players)- which is free to get in - but has rebuys. So I guess it was like finishing 12th in about a 6000 player tourney!
Cashing there was a big plus - since I put nothing in to begin with.

There were 571 players in the Tropical Poker tourney. I made the final table when for some unknown reason a guy bluffed at the pot with absolutely nothing and I had KK.

I got to the final table in 8th place, and that is where I stayed as I was completely card dead there.

Boother Wins This Week's Internet (#10) Tourney

I got the report from Matchy. Your host missed the tourney as he was driving back from Ohio. I spent the day and part of the evening watching parts move thru a paint line and into containers for air shipment to California. What fun!

Only four made it to the game. And we got a new player! Welcome Bon Air and sorry I couldn't welcome you in person.

The standings were as follows:

1st - Boother
2nd - Bon Air
3rd - Matchy
4th - Artic Blast

I'll make the game NL Holdem for next Tuesday. - Nik Faldo

Poker Players Alliance

The Poker Players Alliance (PPA) is a non-profit organization set up to help protect and fight for the rights of poker players in the United States. Part of the PPA's mission is to protect the right of poker players to play online.

The PPA is proud to have poker enthusiast and former U.S. Senator Alfonse D'Amato as its chairman. With his leadership, the PPA will help keep poker available and legal for U.S. players.

PokerStars supports the efforts of the PPA and wants to give PokerStars players a chance to support the PPA as well. To encourage players to join the PPA, we're running three daily tournaments for a limited time, each with a $5,000 prize pool. The tournaments will run at 8:05 PM, 9:55 PM, and 11:05 PM ET so all American players have a chance to play.

PPA Member By entering any of the tournaments, you agree to become an introductory (free) member of the Poker Players Alliance and grant PokerStars the right to pass along your personal information (name, address, e-mail, and date of birth) to the PPA.

Read the entire article here.

1st NPP Game of 2007 Was a Great Time!

Six regulars made it and we got started right on time.

Beerhog explained his wrong way round-about excursion.

Herb asked about the 4Putt open dates and itinerary.

Larry P. made sure the next NPP night was a good night for him.

Tojo explained how he took 1st in two tourneys in Vegas and cashed in a 3rd! He said he owed it all to the players at NPP and bought the pizza in appreciation. Nice touch!

I explained how 4Putt and CigarJohn's kitchen passes expire after 4 hours, so it was either the golf show or the poker game. The guys at the table explained to me that both 4Putt and Cigar are 3 light-flo day pads short of a full box of tampons.

Sev4Sev didn't know what 'we were all doing' in the card game. So he just took our money.

Tim [Sev4Sev] took the honors as top ring player, but he was the first out in the tourney, getting no cards at all. Even with no tourney cash, Tim was still the big winner.

Beerhog won the tourney, taking down Herbavor's two pair with a straight. For what it's worth, I finished 3rd, underestimating Beerhog's hand.

A great time was had but it was a shorter night than usual as I type this at 1:45 am.

Next game at NPP is April 14, 6pm.

Nik Finishes 11th of 20 in Boother Tourney

I would be remiss if I did not report on the great time and tournament Boother put on and I was invited to the last Saturday in February. It is an absolutely great game, great fun, good guys and nice atmoshere. There are 8 video and pinball machines to keep you entertained prior to 'shuffle up and deal' and during breaks. A big screen TV on the wall is a great feature.

It is BYOB but Boother has a nice supply of liquior also. Isn't that right Beerhog?

I ended up being the bubble boy for starting the cash game because when I got knocked out, the tourney went to one table of 10. Boother's game is run the opposite of NPP. We normally play limit til midnight and then have a quick NL Tourney to close out the night.

Boother's game starts with a good deal of chips and a decent blind structure for the Holdem NL tourney. Once the tourney gets to one table, the NL ring game begins for all those interested.

As for NPP representing, Beerhog cashed in 4th which got his entry back. But he was a little too under the weather to get in the cash game.

My tourney play was fine but it is hard to make it to the cash when you go all-in four times with the best hand and only win once. I got knocked out when my QQ lost to bigger stack with A3 suited. I didn't fare any better in the cash game, losing just a little blind money. Better luck and playing next time.

Maybe Beerhog can shed some light on how going clockwise on the roundabout looks.

Hlam Returns to the Internet Game (#9) With a Victory!

Glad to see the NPP king - Herbavor - back on the internet felt.

This Tuesday’s internet tourney got off to a late start thanks to me. I guess I set the tourney up for Monday night in my drunken state last week Tuesday. Darn Winter Ale special at the hotel. I think they fermented it with anti-freeze.

So I realized we had no tourney at 8:30 and quickly made one but PS has a rule that any tourney must start at least an hour after it is created – so 9:45 pm was it.

We had five stick around and I don’t think we lost anyone. Thanks for hanging guys.

Not going to lie. I was not in a good mood with myself after screwing up the start time. So to improve my mood, I played like a donkey. I played like I had a plane to catch in 15 minutes and bled off half my chips in the first ten minutes. It was going to take great poker skill and luck to recover. I don’t possess either one, so you know how my night went.

Artic Blast (5th) went out on hand 27 as he misread his low hand.

I (4th) lasted until hand 74 when Matchy took me out.

Matchy went down around hand 120 when he got wheeled on the river.

Sev4Sev (2nd) and Hlam14 battled for another half hour before Hlam closed the deal.

1st - Hlam14
2nd - Sev4Sev
3rd - Matchy
4th - Nik Faldo
5th - Artic Blast

I already set the tourney for next Tuesday guys. Omaha H/L 8 – NL.
Double-checked the date too. Six plus seven is thirteen (I think).
Password 5ofclubs again.

NPP Next Live Game March 10 - and Internet Standings

Hello to the NPP faithful. The game is on as we have enough. So I am out for the Boother WL game. Next time for sure. Here is the line-up.

IN
Beerhog
Herbavor
Larry P
Sev4Sev
SpartyTojo
Nik

NO WORD YET
The Wall

OUT
Matchy (another game - acceptable reason)
Gridlock (vacation to a golf mecca - acceptable reason)
Boother (another game - acceptable reason)
Cigar4John (attending golf show - pass from wife only good for 4 hours)
Fourputt (hand sewing his name on his apron)
Thai Food (hockey playoffs)

The internet race is a beautiful thing. We miss the Beerhog and Herbavor who we understand turned in their poker mousepad. Thai Food still is in limbo with PS. And I have learned that Tuesday is Fourputt's knitting night. No word on SpartyToJo. If we had those guys, it would be a heck of a game on Tuesday. But a field of eight last week was sweet. Here are the standings.

Boother 42
Rownder 40
Nik Faldo 37
Matchy 33
Cigar4John 28
Beerhog 24
Momo 15
Sev7Sev 10
Fourputt 1
SpartyToJo 1
ArticBlast 1
Bronco 1

Tuesday night is Omaha H/L - Limit for the first time!

I will attempt to get a hold of the Wall and Sparty for the NPP game. Boother, send me an email with the dates for April for the WL and your games so NPP doesn't conflict.

As usual, if any NPP regular can find a player, bring them.

Nik Finishes 2nd in Sportsbook Tourney

Sportsbook has nice software. I entered this tourney expecting only SNG numbers. But at the last minute we got up to 76 players.
I played well - hit my share of hands and only took one bad beat until we were down to two.
In the big blind I looked down and saw J9 of clubs. My opponent only had 800 chips more than I did. We had been playing about a 1/2 hour heads up by this time.
My opponent just called the big blind and I limped along.
The flop was [As 9s Ac].
I bet my two pair at twice the minimum. If he had an ace, he has an ace.
When he re-raised me double, I decided he did not have an ace. I figured him for a small pair or a flush draw, so I went all-in.
After a long delay he called with T8 of spades.
The turn card was from heaven - [Ah]!
The only cards that can beat me now are tens.
[Tc].
Won 16 times my entry.

Matchy Returns to His Winning Ways and Takes the NPP Internet #9

Eight players – great job!!!
I mentioned I was drunk and got sick prior to the poker game. I was hoping to get some sympathy from my buddies and some soft play as a result. Uh, no.

On further review I think it was the chicken wings that made me sick and not the beer. On to the game:

Artic Blast (8th) was the first one out on hand #20. I was not in a ‘follow the action’ frame of mind and I must of wrote down the wrong hand number – so how this happened is a mystery to me. Your humble correspondent hit the ‘stress relieve oil’ much much harder than usual.

Momo (7th) was the next victim as his JJ fell to Rownder’s AK with an Ace on the flop.

Sev4Sev (6th) got the bad beat of the night when his KK loses to Rownder’s JJ with a J on the river.

I was short stacked as usual by this time as I played my usual game. The only difference this time was I always thought I had four cards and two pair every time. I survived one all in with KJ against an A3. JA3 on flop but a K on the river. Whew!

Didn’t help as I was gone (5th) when my AJ ran into Mathcy’s 99 and I did not improve.

Rownder (4th) was next to go with another bad beat of sorts. His KT was raised by Boother with KJ suited. The flop was 32J with two of Boother’s suit. Boother got all of Rownder’s money in by the river where a J appeared.

Cigar4John’s night ended (3rd) when his 55 ran into Matchy’s AA.

That left Matchy and Boother (2nd) and Matchy won it when his AQ caught a Q on the river to take down Boother’s 99.

1st - Matchy
2nd - Boother
3rd - Cigar4John
4th - Rownder
5th - Nik Faldo
6th - Sev4Sev
7th - Momo
8th - Artic Blast

Standings to be posted Friday and Saturday the NPP game posting. – Nik Faldo

Pakistan Girl Was to Be Poker Debt Bride

KARACHI, Pakistan -- Police are seeking 10 men, including several tribal elders, accused of pressuring a Pakistani woman to hand over her teenage daughter as payment for a 16-year-old poker debt, officials said Tuesday.

In the latest case highlighting how conservative customs threaten women's rights in Pakistan, Nooran Umrani alleges that, despite paying off her late husband's debt of $165, she was threatened with harm if she failed to hand over her daughter, Rasheeda.

The 17-year-old was to be surrendered as a bride for the son of Lal Haider, the man who won the card game years before, Umrani told reporters on Monday in Hyderabad, 100 miles northeast of Karachi.

Umrani said her husband was a gambler who ran up the debt at a poker game when Rasheeda was 1 year old. He promised Haider that he would get Rasheeda in lieu of payment when she grew up, the mother said.

read the full article

Nik Finishes 2nd in Bugsy's Club Tourney

Almost my second tournament win on this site. There were 131 entries into this Omaha HiLo/8 Pot Limit tourney.

I survived 5 all-ins in the early going to stay alive. Two of my all-ins were with flush draws and second nut lows. One hit the flush - the other scooped. Two other all-ins, my small trips and small straight survived all callers.
And other one, somehow my two pair and 2nd nut low scooped.

I only won about eight hands in the first two hours. But luckily, they were at the right time.

When we got down to 20 players, I went on a roll. When we got to 15-handed, I called a bully, who was stealing constantly. This was gutsy because they were only paying 12 places and the last 7, not very much. But with A23K, and the Ace suited, I decided to playback big time. He called.

The flop was two of my suit, 45Q. I checked hoping he only had a low and would also check, but he raised the pot and it was decision time. But since my stack was now totally crippled, it was not that tough a decision. I went all in again!

The guy turned over QJTA and no flush. He went all in with a pair of Q's. I have to hit, but he didn't have just a low.

The turn was an 8. Split! The river was a 6! That gave me ammo to take second! Won 5o times my entry fee.

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Sev4Sev Wins NPP Internet Tourney #8

Depressing. Here I am in Cleveland rushing back to the room to play some poker with my buds and only three make it. Well, as Sparky Anderson said, "If they don't want to go, nobody is going to stop them."

Early on Boother and I traded money while 747 was taking Cigar4John's. But on hand #44, C4J got some back. On hand #72 C4J's two pair of aces and jacks beat 747 pair of aces and we were all about back to even.

With the blinds 50/100 the hand that crippled my night was I had QQ and raised 400 and was called by 747. He has something. The flop was a T94 rainbow. 747 makes a 250 bet. I got the overpair and re-raise to 500 to see where I am. I find out as 747 goes all in. Decision time.

I decide he has KK or AA or TT, and fold. He said he had JJ. Nice hand and play by him and a bad read by me. I still have some chips to play with but I will need to double soon or I'm done.

On hand #89, Boother (4th) goes all in with 88 and is called by Cigar4John's AT- suited. John improves and Boother is out.

On hand #102, I get healthy as my all-in with K3 suited beats 747's QJ.

Two hands later I am crippled again as I now have 747 covered and go all in when I spike an Ace on the flop holding A5 with a flop of AJ7. But Sev4Sev is holding J7. Ouch!

I (3rd) survive until hand #111 when my all-in with KJ gets fourflushed when Sev4Sev's 55 makes five clubs.

C4J and 747 are left and C4J has a 3 to 2 lead. Sev4Sev turns it into a 4.5 to 1.5 advantage. 747 has C4 J all in but C4J hits a full house to stay alive - and now only a 2 to 1 dog in chips.

But Cigar4John (2nd) trip 3's loses to 747 Ace-high straight and then C4J's A2 suited loses to Sev4Sev's J7 when it hits two pair. Is that two knock outs with J7????
Congratulations 747.

Nik Finishes 3rd in Jungle Poker Qualifier

Long time between final tables but back I was in this Omaha Pot limit tourney on Jungle Poker. This was a qualifier for a shot at a $1000 first prize on Saturday.

There were 451 entries. On hand #2 I was dealt AKQ5 with the A5 suited. Two players raised before it got to me and I called. But a raising war between 4 players broke out and five of us were all in. I hit my straight and that gave me the chips to control tables the rest of the way.

You may have remembered I qualified for this Jungle Saturday tourney before but missed the tournament. I found out the problem. The qualifier tourney info says the Saturday tourney starts at 17:30 pm - which for those of you in Ann Arbor, MI - means 5:30 pm.

Well, the tournament starts at 4:30 pm - which is the time displayed on the tournament board. This is a major screw up and I don't think the site is aware of it. I'll tell them, and we will see.

Anyway, wish me luck. After I win or get knocked out - I'm heading to Boother's for his game.

Boother Wins NPP Internet #7

A snowy snowy night. So it was a great night to be indoors and at the felt on Poker Stars with friends. We only had five players this night, which was a shame.

We actually only had four early on as Rownder had computer problems. Rownder swore the puter was heading out to the curb after the game, so Thai Food, swing by there and pick up a curbside 'Fixer upper' before the snow ruins it.

Onto the game:

Matchy (5th) fell first when he flopped a flush holding JT of spades. Unfortunately for him, I was holding A5 of spades. I hate when that happens to me.

Rownder (two 1sts and two 2nds in the last four tourneys) and Momo hooked up next. I think it was a mis-read or Rownder sick of his computer problems as he went all in with A9 suited when an Ace came on the flop. Momo called with AK and when Rownder did not improve, he was crippled.

Rownder's (4th) night ended when Boother took him out a few hands later.

Momo (3rd) was the next out when his KQ ran into my TT.

That left Faldo and Boother. We were fairly close in chips, with Boother having about a 4 to 3 advantage. The crucial hand came when I found myself with a flush draw and an inside straight draw and tried unsuccessfully to get Boother to fold. I had to fold and now I was short stacked.

I went all in (2nd) with 98 and Boother correctly called with KJ and it was over. Nice job Boother!

The next internet game is Feb. 20 - same game (NL Holdem) and same password.

The next NPP live game is March 10 at 6pm. Get the RSVP's in.

Rownder73 Continues to Rule - Wins NPP Internet #6

Hola from Saltillo, Mexico. I was out at possible suppliers to the company I work for and they took us out to dinner - which in Mexico is later than dinner in the States. Then the tequila and the very heavy beer consumption started.

Anyways, sorry I missed the game. Great turnout guys! That is what I like to see. This is what it is all about. Hope the insults and trash talk was flowing. We would of been in double digits in entries with me, Beerhog and Fourputt in there.

But I see not much else changed as Rownder crushed us all again.

Beerhog wanted to play but I could not get to my emails until this morning. Catch you next week.

Fourputt sends his regards also. His wife inadvertently tied him to the kitchen sink when she put the apron on him. That's a shame.

1st - Rownder73
2nd - Boother36
3rd - Cigar4John
4th - Matchy
5th - Bronco76
6th - Momo
7th - Sev4Sev
8th - ArticBlast

I'll go with Holdem again. Same password for next week. Adios! - Nik Faldo

Ways to Deposit and Withdraw at Online Sites

Copied from the Cardplayer Magazine Newsletter:

“The end of NETELLER’s participation with customers in the U.S. may be a blow to the convenience of online poker, but there are other ways to get money in and out of online sites.

For players who depended on NETELLER, and who use sites that also offer ePassporte, they can get their money into their bank accounts by first setting up an account with ePassporte, making a deposit at their preferred site to activate it, and then withdraw.

People who have money in their NETELLER accounts can withdraw their money to their bank accounts.Here’s a list of four of the most popular sites and the ways they still accept deposits and withdraws from Americans in America:

PokerStars
PokerStars accepts ePassporte, Visa, MasterCard, Western Union, and players can actually send checks to the site. EPassporte is a company that issues virtual Visa cards that can be used at sites everywhere, but its processing fees are a little excessive. Each deposit of $100 costs $5 and it costs at least $2 to make an EFT. But to make the service more convenient, players may want to order an actual Visa card from ePassporte for an additional $35, which gives players direct access to their funds at retail locations everywhere and can be used to withdraw money from ATM machines. As of the middle of January, ePassporte is the only option American players have at PokerStars to electronically withdraw their winnings.Players can use their Visa and MasterCard to deposit at PokerStars, but can’t withdraw to them. PokerStars also accepts Western Union, and players can mail checks to the site.Many players will be making friends with the mailman this year, because PokerStars can mail checks to its players. This takes 10 to 14 business days.

Full Tilt
Full Tilt also accepts ePassporte, but it has another alternative in Click2Pay.Click2Pay charges a 3 percent processing fee if players deposit with their credit cards, but if players set up direct deposit with their bank accounts, it’s free of charge. Same goes for withdrawing, and the site claims that a bank transfer takes up to three business days. Click2Pay’s customer service may be lacking, though. We tried to get hold of them over the phone for an entire day, but the call never went through.

Doyle’s Room
EPassporte is the only service that players can use to both deposit and withdraw money at the site. Players can deposit using Visa and MasterCard, but can’t withdraw with them. Doyle’s Room will be happy to cut and mail a check.

Ultimate Bet

Ultimate Bet accepts ePassporte, Visa, MasterCard, and ATMOnline. ATMOnline is another “eWallet” that players can connect to their bank accounts to make withdraws and deposits. While still servicing U.S. customers, it warns that it will probably change its policy after the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act goes into effect later this year. Setup is free at ATMOnline. Deposit is free if using a bank account and it charges 7 percent if a credit card is used. Withdrawal from sites to the ATMOnline account costs $15, but withdrawal to bank accounts is free. The company charges $10 to mail checks."

I have also found that these US serving poker sites have these methods available:
Absolute Poker = ePassport, Click2pay
Bugsy's Club = ePassport
Jungle Poker = Instadebit
World Poker Exchange = Instadebit

Netteller has been dragging their feet as far as releasing my money to my bank account. I wish they would cut it out - they are scaring me. - Nik Faldo

PS: Damn my hypocritical, hands around my throat fucking government!

NPP Internet Tourney Standings Have Tightened Up!

The first month of Internet Tourneys are in the books and the race couldn't tighter. The only way not to be in the hunt for NPP Internet Tourney Player of the Year is to not play!

Still plenty of time to catch the leaders. I myself may be miss next week as I will be in Mexico on business and may not get to the hotel in time and I hear the internet is hit and miss anyway.
So guys, get to the tourney on Tuesday and yuck it up!

Here are the standings:

24 pts - Beerhog
24 pts - Nik Faldo
24 pts - Rownder73
19 pts - Matchy
15 pts - Boother
11 pts - Cigar4John
10 pts - Momo
1 pt - Fourputt
1 pt - SpartyToJo
1 pt - Artic

As you can see, a couple good rounds and even a newbie can still get in the hunt. - Nik Faldo

NPP Internet #5 Beerhog Classic Won by Rownder73

Persistance got 'er done! After two straight heartbreaking 2nd's in a row, Rownder73 broke cherry and won one of these things! Nice run and great job.

Only five players showed tonight - which is suprising since my soothing and sweetalking commentary as to why players were missing I thought sure would bring them back to the game. I guess there is just no being nice to some people.

You can lead them to the rail around the best poker group in the country, but you can't make them buy-in. As Sparky Anderson said, "If they don't want to go, nobody's going to stop them." It is their loss. On to the game:

Our defending two-time in a row champ, Beerhog (5th) made it to the 7-stud game in the 1st round of HORSE.

By the way, I apologize for the lack of play shown, but HORSE is just too many cards and I would have to go to hand history every time and it is hard to do when out of town. Holdem is much easier to keep track of.

Matchy (4th) made it to the 7-stud Hi/Lo game of the 1st round before he was ousted by Rounder73.

I (3rd) was his next victim - also in 7-stud Hi/Lo. My final hand started (54)A3 with three hearts. I was low stack so I had to go for it. The hand finished with my typical Poker Stars dealer love as K95 with no hearts arrived to turn my hand into a foot.

With my usual QUIET AND GRACIOUS exit, it only left two - Boother (2nd) and Rownder73 (1st). They battled for most of the second pass when Rownder73 won it in the 7-stud Hi/Lo game.

1st - Rownder73
2nd - Boother36
3rd - Nik Faldo
4th - Matchy
5th - Beerhog

Next game - Feb. 6, same password as to not to confuse those from Ann Arbor or who work at DCX, and Poker Stars will be dealing NL Holdem. - Nik Faldo

Beerhog and Rownder73 Repeat as 1 – 2 in NPP Internet Tourney 2007 - #4

Seven players made it to the NPP #4 Tourney this night. Many players were still AWOL, so this was a great accomplishment since:

Two NPP players [The Wall and Gridlock] are stuck in the Stone Age and must think computers are a fad that will fade away soon.

Four NPP players [Fourputt, Herbavor, 7Forty7, and ToJo] are at the Brokeback Mountain Convention in San Francisco. They saved air fare by spooning on the plane. They flew on BrownIBlue Airlines. The plane was a small TubeLube69. There is no food service but plenty of salad tossing.

One NPP player [Thai Food] is anti-rules with the poker site we play on due to an unsanctioned ‘play over’ disagreement and promises to hurry as fast as HE can and get it straightened out with them - by 2015.

And the United States government can’t find the people trying to kill us, but insist on rooting out businesses trying to make money and harassing citizens trying to enjoy their evenings at home.

I am still deciding what to do as far as how to transfer. When I decide I will let you all know. Matchy suggests ePassport however.

On to the tourney action:

A new player joined us – ArticBlast1. Welcome to the NPP family – dysfunctional as it is!

The game was HORSE and play was tight early on except for Cigar4John who was mixing it up and on a roller coaster ride. It was not until the game of the structure – 7 stud H/L when some players found the exits. I [Nik Faldo] was the victim of poor 5th thru river cards as neither my flush or low appeared, then the next hand Rownder’s catch for a straight on the river crippled my stack to nothing.

Both Matchy (6th) and I (7th) went out on the same hand the next deal.

As soon as the game started the second pass to Holdem, Artic (5th) was the next busted on the same hand as Cigar took a big stack hit when his high 2 pair lost to Rownder73’s straight on the river. Cigar4John (4th) went out the next hand.

Boother (3rd) ran into Rownder’s flush in Omaha H/L and was ousted.

That left the repeat final two of Beerhog and Rownder with very similar stacks and ended in the same result. Beerhog hit two wheels, and a full house in consecutive hands to turn the 7K to 3K deficit into his advantage and sent Rownder (2nd) wondering what the poker Gods were doing to him. Shortly after the break, Beerhog (1st) took the tourney.

1st – Beerhog
2nd – Rownder73
3rd – Boother
4th – Cigar4John
5th – ArticBlast1
6th – Matchy
7th – Nik Faldo

Congrats to Beerhog – who joins Matchy and NikFaldo as the only back to back winners of an NPP Internet Tourney.

Next week’s tourney will have the same game and password. Hopefully there are no gay pride parades planned and the missing guys will return to the game.

How You Can Keep Playing On-Line

When they came and got the motorcycle riders about having to wear helmets - I did not help the riders.
When they came and got the car drivers and made them wear seatbelts - I did not help the drivers.
When they came and got the smokers from places that wanted smokers - I did not help the smokers.
When they came and got the internet poker players - there was no one left to help me.

Anyone else have the feeling Congress is more concerned with poker playing than illegal aliens in this country?

As I have posted before, I know of 13 poker sites still operating for US players. Now that Netteller did the turtle, here are your transfer options for each one - in my 'best site' order. And yes, transferring became the #1 criteria at this point:

1. Poker Stars - ePassport
2. Absolute Poker - ePassport, Click2Pay
3. Ultimate Bet - ePassport, Click2Pay
4. Poker. com - Click2Pay
5. Full Tilt - ePassport, Click2Pay
6. BoDog Poker - Click2Pay
7. Bugsys Club - ePassport
8. Platimun Poker - ePassport

9. World Poker Exchange - None
10. Sportsbook Poker - None
11. Tropical Poker - None
12. Jungle Poker - None
13. Poker4Ever - None

All the sites said they can send you a check to cash out, so that is not an issue.

All poker sites say that they accept MC and Visa, but I don't know of a credit card of that type that actually works. I tried that when I first started playing on-line and my cc companies would not make the transaction, so I don't know how these poker sites think that this is an option.

On a scarier point, Netteller is putting a 'month delay' on withdraws from their accounts. When JetSet Poker closed, they said there would be a month delay before players would receive a check. That was 5 months ago.

Saturday Game Cancelled. NPP Will Be Dark for January and February.

Sorry boys but my work schedule prevented me from beating the bushes and rounding up enough for a game this Saturday. We only had four and I like to get at least seven - which means you can count on six for sure.

My work schedule also will cripple February as I will be traveling weekends and it will be hard to use the other two weekends for a poker game. I have my wedding aniversary and a few other family events scheduled also.

If we had 6 or 7 on a weekend for sure, I could squeeze something in, but I will not have the time to pull a line-up together. Maybe Boother, Matchy, Herb, Cigar or Fourputt could arrainge one in the meantime. Maybe Herb or Thai Food could post times and dates when Greektown, Motor City or Mt. Pleasant could, would or will be visited.

Status of NPP Players for 2007: Full Time
Nik Faldo
Beerhog
Herbavor
Larry P
Matchy
Thai Food
7Forty7

Part Time
Tojo
The Wall
Gridlock
Fourputt

We need two more full timers. When any of the FT's miss, we are hurting. That is the goal is to find two more FT's for NPP.

Neteller Execs Charged in Gambling Case

NEW YORK (AP) - Two founders of a company that processes Internet gambling transactions were arrested and charged with funneling billions of dollars in gambling proceeds to overseas betting operations, federal prosecutors announced Tuesday.

The charges mark the latest in a series of crackdowns by the federal government against the online gambling industry.

The charges against the former Neteller PLC directors, John David Lefebvre, 55, and Stephen Eric Lawrence, 46, both Canadian citizens, were contained in two criminal complaints unsealed in U.S. District Court in Manhattan on Monday, U.S. Attorney Michael Garcia said in a statement.

Full text in Forbes here.

2006 Champ - Beerhog - Returns to the Top Winning NPP #3 Momo Derby

Six of us challenged last year's internet champ and were worse for wear for it. This means HORSE will the game next tourney.

Cigar4John was playing agressively and got down a few chips as the flops were not cooperating. But on hand #42 Cigar put a hurt on Matchy as his QQ held up against Matchy's Q9 suited when the flush did not make it.

But I got those chips and the rest of Cigar's on hand #55 when my JJ held up against Cigar's (6th) AK suited.

Matchy (5th) is my next victim. He has to make a move on hand #63 after Cigar crippled him and his JT all-in push gets called by my KQs. I picked up a K on the flop to seal the deal.

Rounder73, who has the chip lead and has been bullying the table all night, takes out Boother (4th) on hand #67. Boother has QQ but Rounder's KJ flopped a straight.

On hand #78, I try to take out Beerhog and call with 66. He is shortstacked and made a move with QJ. A jack on the flop puts Beerhog back in it.

On hand #81, I get 66 again. Rounder is in the hand with me. The flop is 89Q. A J on the turn and another Q on the river. I put Rounder on A-rag. His all in raise on the river gave me the decision of deciding was my original read right or not. I (3rd)called and I was wrong as Rounder had QTs.

That leaves Rounder73 [6K in chips] and Beerhog [2K]. The gap grew to 7 to 1. Beerhog gets back some chips and evens the match with a big hand.

Beerhog took a 5K to 3K lead in chips, but Rounder's AK pairs and beats Beerhog's TT to take a 6K to 2K. Beerhog's AJ got some back as it paired to beat Rounder's 66. Bad night for small pairs?

No. Beerhog's trip 2's takes out Rounder's A2 suited, and now he has a 7 to 1 lead.

Rounder (2nd) bluffs at the blinds with T5 and Beerhog (1st) calls with JT to win the match.

1st - Beerhog
2nd - Rounder73
3rd - Nik Faldo
4th - Boother
5th - Matchy
6th - Cigar4John

Four Components to Fear @ NPP

Click on the picture for a better view.

Motor City Casino Spanks Nik Faldo

Thai Food and I headed down to the Motor City Casino to try their poker room.

It's nice enough. Covered parking, free water, prezels, chips and soft drinks for players. A computerized waiting list with pagers. Automatic shufflers at each table.

I like the auto-shufflers - Thai Food does not. I say any time you can get a human's hands off the deck you are safer in a game with strangers.

We called in to get on the list and move up during travel time. You have one hour to check in after you call in.

Called in at 11:30 am, got there at noon and I got on a table at 1pm, just to give you an idea of the wait time. I signed up for the $3/6, $5/10 and $10/20 limit and the $50/$200 NL action.

I got called to the $3/$6 table. Played 6 hours. The rake is brutal - especially at that limit. It is 10% to a max of $6. This table was the classic NO FOLDEM Holdem game. I was licking my chops as I waited for the blinds to get to me. Six or seven players saw each flop!

It was a 10 handed table, and full half the time. Nine players the rest of the time. The staff was very very slow filling our empty seat.

Since there was so much action, we didnt get the usual 30 hands an hour. I would say we got maybe 25 an hour. The casino raked $6 x 25 hands x 6 hours I was there. That is $900 evaporating from the players in a $3/$6 game. Ouch!

The table had exactly two winners for the six hours I was there. One cashed for around $200 and the other was up around $800 when I left. In a $3/$6 game with that punishing rake! The table was so loose, but these two guys seemed to be the only ones that raked in pots consistently.

I saw approximately 150 hands. I won exactly three hands all night and not the ten to fifteen or so I should statistically expect to win - hence a sound thrashing and a loss of around 19 big bets.

Better luck next time.- Nik Faldo

Momo Defeats a Large Field in the Weekly NPP Internet Tourney

Eight players made it to the felt. I even made it after a very hectic day. We welcome a new Player - Rounder73. Welcome Andy.

It took til Hand #20 for a three way with Beerhog (8th) with KQ, Matchy with J5 and Rounder with A9s. The board of 5JQ23 sent Beerhog to the rail and crippled Rounder - setting up Matchy for another run at a title.

SpartyToJo with AT finished off Rounder (7th) on Hand #23 with KJ. Rounder had to make a move and never paired the board.

No action until Hand #56 when the lowest stack Momo doubles up with a JT straight beating Sparty's KT.

Matchy took some chips from Boother to regain the chip lead on hand #65.

Momo moves back up to the pack (sinking me [Nik Faldo] into last place in chips) hitting trips on Hand #66.

But Hand #67 picks me up some much needed ammo.

On Hand #73, Momo's AJ hurts Boother's stack when his 77 loses when a J hits on the flop.

Boother makes his move the next hand (#74) with AT. He gets called by Sparty with AK and Momo with KQ. This sets up the bad beat of the night as Sparty has both his opponents dominated - Sparty(52%), Momo(24%), Boother(19%). The flop of [K56] gets Sparty to commit all his chips and Momo calls - Sparty(85%), Momo(12%), Boother(2%).

The turn [7] - Sparty(93%), Momo(7%), Boother(0%).
And river of [Q] sends Boother (6th) and Sparty (5th) to the rail. Momo is now the man at the table by at least 3 to 1 in chips.

On Hand #86 another 3-way occurs with Cigar4John, Matchy and Momo. Matchy bows out after the flop of [K48]. John (K4)(91%) bets and Momo (98)(9%) calls all the way. An 8 on the river cripples John's stack.

John (4th) makes his last stand (T7) on Hand #95 and Momo calls with K3 suited and makes his flush.

Hand #99 hurts Matchy as Momo pairs his card on the river. He is taken out (3rd) on the next hand when his KTs does not improve against Momo's 88.

That left Momo with an 8 to 1 chip lead over me, but we battled for a while. I hit a 65 straight to get some chips back. I got back to 5 to 6 in chips as my AQ beat Momo's KT. I took the chip lead 6 to 5 as my 99's held up.

Hand #142 Momo regains the chip lead as I have to surrender after some bets and calls as my hand turned into a foot.

Hand #145 ends the affair as my (2nd) 76s hit the flush but Momo's 42 made a full house! Congrats to Momo!

1st - Momo
2nd - Nik Faldo
3rd - Matchy
4th - Cigar4John
5th - SpartyToJo
6th - Boother
7th - Rownder73
8th - Beerhog

1/9/2007 NPP PS Tourney update #2

Heads up action....

1/9/2007 NPP PS Tourney update

Snapshot taken just after Momo knocked out sparty and boother.

Fourputt Golf Champ. Set

I got the tee times nailed down at all three courses (see post below).

As the trip gets closer, we men can determine where we will play our Thurday round on June 7th. Hartland Glen is fine with me, but so is any course in;
Livingston County
Ingham County
Clinton County
Gratiot County
Midland County
Isabella County

Matchy Picks Up Where He Left Off In 2006 - Kicking Our Butts!

Matchy won his third tourney out of four - beating your humble scribe at the final table. Congrats to Matchy. Well done.

Five players made to the first one of the new year. It's going to be a long long year on the internet if this keeps up. Where is everyone? Here is the action.

Beerhog took a page out of Phil Hellmuth's playbook and sat out the first 15 hands.

I got hurt early as I overplayed my top pair of Q's and lost to Matchy's KK hand.

DavetheDog and Cigar4John crossed swords early and often but battled to a draw.

Dave and I hooked up in a pot - with me flopping top and middle pair and Dave hit middle and bottom pair. Two pair is a very hard hand to get away from. I even hit the full house on the turn. That crippled Dave and got me some ammo back I lost to Matchy.

Beerhog took the Dog out (5th) with a pair of Aces versus a pair of Kings.

Matchy cripples Beerhog next when his KK hits a K on the flop and Beerhog is holding KJ. Ouch!

Cigar4John takes Beerhog out (4th) when his K9s outlasts Beerhog's 34s.

Play goes on 3 handed for a half hour Matchy takes out Cigar (3rd) with A7 versus John's KQ.

Two handed goes back and forth a few times with both of us getting the chip lead. Twice Matchy takes a 4 to 1 chip lead and I have to battle back to about even. I say about even.

I finally make a move with KJ (2nd) and Matchy holds A6 and calls, and when I don't improve, Matchy takes the title.

1st - Matchy
2nd - Nik Faldo
3rd - Cigar4John
4th - Beerhog
5th - DavetheDog

Next game Tuesday, same password. What game do you want Matchy?

Fourputt Golf Championship Taking Shape

The foursome of DavetheDog, Herbavor, The Wall and Nik Faldo have put together the 1st Fourputt Golf Championship and Casino Poker Trip to Mt. Pleasant, MI. The dates have been determined and the tee times will be locked down soon. Here is the itinerary:

Thursday June 7th.......Golf TBD - Fourputt is a weenie!
Hotel stay..............6pm...Lone Star Steakhouse and Poker

Friday June 8th.........Noon...Pohlcat Golf(tee time set)
Hotel stay..............6pm...The Embers - Pork Chop Dinner & Poker

Saturday June 9th.......Noon...Buck’s Run(tee time set)
Hotel stay..............6pm...Casino Steakhouse & Poker

Sunday June 10th........9am...The Emerald Golf Club (tee time set)
Lunch in Lansing........3pm...Harold's Reading Room and Prayer Hall

Price: $357.78
Thursday golf, breakfasts, lunches, dinners, poker bankroll, and chicken wing-bar tab at Harold’s not included in price. All dinner times and places are estimated and suggested - and subject to change. If we meet the Swedish Bikini Team on the course and they insist on cooking for us, who are we to argue.

The Wall and I will room together. From past golf trips he knows how to handle my snoring when I am tanked up. And we spoon well.

Herbavor, pack lightly as I have been informed by Cigar4John that the Dog's makeup bags of Mary Kay Cosmetics takes up almost take up an entire room. FYI.

Now the rest of you are invited of course, but you have to make your own arraingements. Just call the Holiday Inn in Mt. Pleasant, MI - 1-989-772-2905.

We can grow this thing next year. Two foursomes would be outstanding! Maybe we'll make it the weekend after Father's Day weekend. Closer to the July 4 holiday too.

Miracles/River Cards/Herbavor