Thursday, March 30, 2017

LittleRedElf Wins for the 3rd Time in 2017

LittleRedElf flips the NPP competition.
The King of NPP - LittleRedElf wins again and takes the early lead in the 2nd Quarter race. The Elf is the wrong person to give a lead to.

You guys........give the lead to Faldo! He had the lead in all four quarters last year at some point and never won a quarter. Now that is someone to give a lead to. NOT ELF!!

2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - Absea98
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble Rjmech

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 34th NPP win!

Now another rendition of why it is a Man's World!

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.

The world is your urinal.

Wrinkles on your face add character.

Wedding dress: $5000 - Tux rental $200

A seven day vacation takes one suit case.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes is plenty.

You can watch a 3-hour sports event with your buddy and never say a word, and never think "maybe he is mad at me."

The same hair style lasts for years ....maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

You can do your nails with a pocketknife, or clean your ears with your keys.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

KingBing420 Wins for the 2nd Time - but Tomservo2 Wins 1st Quarter of 2017

The men can't handle KingBing's game.
KingBing420 took down the nightly tourney, but Tomservo2 held on to win the 1st quarter. That is two years in a row Tom got his seat in the Finals early. Nice going Tom.

And nice going Nancy (KB420) on your second win of the year. The 2nd quarter starts next week so......get in here!

2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Tomservo2

Congratulations to KingBing420 on her 7th NPP win - and moving up the Walk of Fame!

Now some fun facts:

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the sensors of the mosquito.

American car horns are in the tone of F.

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

In a year, donkeys kill more people than airplanes.

One in four Americans has appeared on television.

You burn more calories sleeping than watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are at least 50 years old.

The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747 has a wingspan longer than the Wright Brothers first flight.

The first product with a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

Most dust in your house is dead skin particles.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the leather for a season of NFL footballs.

You can lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

The average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches.

A duck's quack has no echo, and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is because when horses used to pull the equipment, they would wander up traditional stairs.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Tonight's Tournament Cancelled Due to PokerStars Technical Difficulties

We tried to have our tournament, but the PokerStars server appeared to have an issue. Hopefully we will be back next week.

Faldo arrives by dingy for a wedding.

Romance Math
Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.

Shopping Math
A man will spend $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will spend $1 on an $2 item she will never use.

General Principles

A woman worries about her future until she lands a husband.
A man doesn't worry about the future until he has a wife.

To be happy with your man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with your woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all.

Every married man should forget about his mistakes. There is no reason for two people to remember the same thing.

A man marries a woman hoping she will never change.
A woman marries a man planning on changing him.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Friday, March 10, 2017

Douge2 Wins for the 1st Time in 2017

Douge2 always has a prize as his target.
Douge2 jumps right into the race for the 1st seat in the NPP Finals. But we all have work to do to catch Tomservo2 - who continues to rack up the points!

2nd - Absea98
3rd - KingBing420
4th - Tomservo2
5th - Tim481
Bubble - LittleRedElf

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 23rd NPP win!

Well, there are many way Faldo could describe the liberal media. But all my negative, insulting and ...yes ....deplorable things I could truthfully say about them won't win over too many who may still be saved from the mental illness of liberalism.

Maybe Don Henley sang it best to describe the newspaper, magazine, radio and TV media:

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something
Something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry

Well, I could a been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out
What's going on
You don't really want to know
Just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the Innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done
We haven't told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry!

Maybe we - the consumer - need to grow up and stop paying attention to this drivel.
Look in the person in the mirror. Do we really need to know who an actor is screwing or which political party a singer belongs to?

Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Michigan Women Gear Up for ‘A Day Without a Woman’

Women are encouraged to wear red, take off work and not spend money on Wednesday

"Women throughout Metro Detroit and the nation plan to wear red, take off work and not spend money to support “A Day Without a Woman” on Wednesday."   Read the rest of the article here.

This post was brought to you as a public service by Nik's Poker Palace.  We care.

How did men deserve this "A day without nagging and them spending our money?"

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As Faldo explains:

These types of stunts are exactly why liberal women DO NOT deserve to be paid the same as men. Liberal women are spoiled, selfish and deep down lack a sense of self worth.

They garner their self worth by complaining and trying to make everyone else as miserable with the world around them as they are.

Men do not join pointless movements, and do not take days off from supporting their families for no good reason, and do not attempt to hurt other people's businesses because elections do not go their way.

Of course liberal men are not men at all. They are scared, gutless losers in need of a government to care for them.
And liberal women are not real women.

Real women can survive without an all powerful government supplying their every need, while taking their freedom.

And real women demand men be real men.

Saturday, March 04, 2017

Tomservo2 Wins for the 4th Time in 2017

Tomservo2 - wins four!
Tomservo2 is taking all of NPP to task so far this season. He finished first in a field of twelve to take control of the lead in the 1st quarter.

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 25th NPP win!

Now for some simple truths:

Love is grand, but divorce is one hundred grand.

I am shape. Round is a shape.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.

There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Brain cells come and go, but fat cells live a lifetime.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.