|Ashamed and mortified yet? An American would be.|
Friday, September 28, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
|Yes, Rjmech has two wins.|
Monday, September 24, 2012
|The soldier is thinking: "I risk for life for you people and you thank me by electing this communist??"|
Is that Hermann Goering in that blue coat? Nope, he was skinnier, and his belt fit.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a damn genius.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."
The driver gave me the Finger and drove off. I thought it over and
decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be
overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
"Democrat!" I shouted..
"Hop in!" replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped,
I jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
|Alessia Ventura snuck into a backroom at NPP to meet Lump2|
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Our embassies are being attacked around the globe. Which as the world acknowledges is the same as US soil, for those of you in Ann Arbor. Our civilian citizens have been tortured and killed......in public. And we now find out that Obama makes only 30% of our nation's intelligence briefings. Golf and vacations are more important to him than the security of US citizens.
Our government is extorting about $700 million from PokerStars, who only wanted to help US citizens that were cheated out of their money. Then our government is taking that money and $500 million more and giving it to a nation (Libya) who refused to protect our embassy there.
But here at home our outrage is spent on football losses. Dave Sileo, a sports radio talk show host, loses his mind because his alma mater lost to Kansas. You can search and find the entire foolishness on the internet in it's entirety if you wish. I transcribed it here:
"The ‘Canes disaster? I have never seen our defensive tackles this bad. Ever. Horrific. This is a bad football team right now. Bad! And there needs to be some accountability. You cannot go to Manhattan, Kansas and get your ass ran up and down the field by a team that is ranked #21. Do you know what Kansas was ranked after kicking our butts? #21! There is no respect for our program anymore.
How did it get to the point where we don’t have respect? It is one thing to get beat, but it is another thing for people to look down on us now – like we are like …Eastern Michigan. Mother…….! If I see another University of Miami player looking for chicks in the stands, and not running to the football and putting a hat on someone……YOU ARE GOING TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!
I am going to have an aneurism in here. I am going to have an aneurism in here the next time I don’t see somebody hit somebody! Son of a bitches…..HIT SOMEBODY! When a quarterback runs a sneak, you know what I want someone to do? Pull a knife on him and stick him! Gouge his eyes! Hit him in the knee. Kick him in the balls! Do SOMETHING! SHOW ME YOU CARE!
Jesus Christ All Mighty! If I see another University of Miami kid wearing the University of Miami jersey allow another quarterback to run thru the line untouched, ……………Look, I am not going to put up with this. There are so many people that keep telling me about all the frickin’ talent we have on that team….give me a break. STOP IT! STOP IT!
Talent? You think talent is 82 points and 1000 yards given up in two weeks? SON OF A BITCHES! SON OF A BITCHES! SON OF A BITCHES! You play at the University of Miami! Not frickin FIU!"
Dave's college football team is obviously more important than his country. Sound like any people you know? Here is what he should be saying....and right there in liberal Miami.
"The Lybia disaster? I have never seen our nation’s leadership this bad. Ever. Horrific. This is dangerous leadership right now. Bad! And there needs to be some accountability. You cannot go to the Middle East and get your ass killed by a country that is ranked #51. Do you know what Libya was ranked after killing our citizens? #51! There is no respect for our nation anymore.
How did it get to the point where we don’t have respect? It is one thing to get attacked, but it is another thing for people to look down on us now – like we are France. Mother…….! If I see another Democrat in office apologizing for the USA, and not running to a strategy session to put some bombs on someone……YOU ARE GOING TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!
I am going to have an aneurism in here. I am going to have an aneurism in here the next time I don’t see our nation defend its citizens! Son of a bitches…..HIT SOMEBODY! When the enemy blindsides us, you know what I want someone to do? Bomb him and stick it to him! Bomb his mosques! Hit him in the oil wells. Kick him in his water treatment facilities! Do SOMETHING! SHOW ME YOU CARE!
Jesus Christ All Mighty! If I see another liberal driving an electric car with an Obama sticker on it, that wants illegals to vote in our elections ……………Look, I am not going to put up with this. There are so many people that keep telling me about how there is nothing we real Americans can do about it….give me a break. STOP IT! STOP IT!
Not doing anything about it? SON OF A BITCHES! SON OF A BITCHES! SON OF A BITCHES! You are a citizen of the United States of America! Not frickin’ China!"
Saturday, September 15, 2012
It took 50 years to develop this list. Some teams have moved on and off the list of top twenty and even the top fifteen. But this collection of nine worthless teams has remained constant. Some shuffling has occurred, but not much.
But number ONE is fairly new. It arrived in 2006 and may not be leaving any time soon. It knocked the Pittsburgh Steelers out of the top ten. No small feat there.
Here is Faldo’s list in reverse order:
10. Boston Red Sox – Their fan’s liberal voting while in the meantime demanding the owners spend like their “big brother in New York, is the height of hypocrisy. Add their stupid sized ball park and their swagger based on always being “bridesmaids” is laughable. They are in a tailspin right now – and I love it. If it was not for the fact they hate the Yankees like I do, they would be higher on the list.
9. Green Bay Packers – Oh, they have been much higher. Especially when I was much younger. But I mellowed a little on them. They are a such an over-achieving franchise, it is hard not to not start liking them. But they have destroying my Sundays for decades by dismantling the Lions. So hate them I must.
8. U of Miami – Their thug-like football program, appearance and swagger, combined with their liberal leadership of the college makes me love watching them get slapped around today. They are an insufferable lot when they are winning. I still tune in their games – for the cheerleaders.
7. Minnesota Vikings – Fran Tarkington avoiding Alex Karras, The Purple People Eaters destroying Bill Munson, a host of running backs making swiss cheese of the Lion’s defense and a host of receivers catching last minute touchdowns to ruin my Sundays. Screw the Vikings!
6. Dallas Cowboys – The media adopted replacement for the New York Giants, when the New York Giants sucked. Anytime the media falls in love with a team that is the moment Faldo hates them. The egos of the owners, management and players on that team are always huge. Even when they suck, they still act like they ARE pro football. Just like my #11 most hated team – the Pittsburgh Steelers.
5. Boston Celtics – Why is this team ALWAYS on TV? The NBA is a fixed league. We all know that. How Boston was able to get Larry Bird is still one of the greatest hoaxes ever in sports. The other similar type hoaxes have happened in pro basketball for another team to be mentioned later. This is why I hate pro basketball – period.
4. Montreal Canadians – The arrogance, prejudice and ego of this franchise and fans is as sickening as ….well the country of France. Hey wait a minute….I see a trend. The fan base seriously wants all French Canadian players, coached by a French Canadian that preferably doesn’t even speak English. To top it off, they always beat the snot out of my Red Wings when I was a child. That hurt lingers even with the later revenge I have enjoyed now for years.
3. Los Angeles Lakers – To be this high on the list for a sport I don’t even care about tells you something. This bucket of manure of a franchise is a combination of the – loved by media Cowboys, the league fix is in Celtics, and the arrogance and ego of the Montreal fans – all rolled up in one franchise. Then add Hollywood celebrities to it. I hate this team!
2. The New York Yankees – Now we are at the top of the mountain. Take the worst from the other eight – multiply it by ten – and you have this team. Even their home uniform gets voted by the media as being better looking than the Detroit Tiger’s home uniforms – by professional ballot stuffers (also known as the Democrat Party). Everything about that town and that team is …just wrong, and needs to be hated.
1. Duke University – From their arrogant basketball team, to their liberal faculty brainwashing our children (but to be fair - that is most colleges), to their treatment of the Duke Lacrosse players in 2006 with no apologies, this school should and would be shunned in a sane world. How any thinking student would want to go there and why any thinking parent would send their child there is a mystery. And any alum that still donates money to this pathetic excuse for a college is either a mental defective or a communist.
Duke is #1 because at least the New York Yankees have not accused members of their organization of rape, and then punish them before the facts were learned.
Only the faculty in Ann Arbor could possibly stoop that low – and will someday.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Lump2 still has a …..stretch goal.... to achieve. No, not her. Well, maybe her too!
The record is eleven wins in a season set by Rounder, but he did pass LittleRedElf and tied 7Jokers for the second most. And the season is not over yet! An amazing run!
T3chlady was away on business, but we did get to welcome back Rjmech! Now that his golf season is over, he will take a shot at the 4th quarter seat in the NPP Finals.
Welcome back Randy!
Bad beats and rundowns seemed to dominate tonight’s play. Hot players stayed hot. Everyone else except Lump2 remained “Faldo’ed” – including Faldo.
On to the action:
4 min: Douge2 (15th) sees his trip Kings lose to LittleRedElf’s straight.
8 min: 95corolla (14th) sees his trips lose to Wingsfancurt’s full house.
25 min: Derf-63 (13th) Missed it as;
Faldo was watching his all-in pre-flop (KK) lose to (KQ) as the straight came runner – runner. [Note to self: Hard to watch the action thru a smashed computer monitor]
26 min: A short-stacked (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (12th) has to go with (KT) and cannot catch Rjmech’s (A6). [Note to self: Hard to type notes during tournament with smashed keyboard.]
31 min: But Douge2, 95corolla, and Faldo were not alone as Sanster89 (11th) sees his (KK) get busted by Lump2’s (As 4s) with an [A] on the flop. Then, Sanster89’s (AK) loses the coin flip to Lump2’s (TT). When you are hot, you are hot. When you are not, you are not.
37 min: ThePunk75 (10th) Missed it – table closed.
43 min: A SS Rjmech (9th) sees his (A6) run into 8thmile’s (AT).
47 min: Wingsfancurt (8th) sees his two pair get run down by Lump2’s straight.
52 min: A SS Suetman123 (7th) has to go with (Ad 6d) and loses to LittleRedElf’s (AJ).
59 min: Theedouble*d (6th) blinds out.
63 min: A SS Absea98 (5th) goes with (88) and Lump2 correctly calls with (22). Lump2 ends up with quads! When you are hot, you are hot!
71 min: A SS Tomservo2 (4th) has to go with (AX) and loses to LittleRedElf’s pair of Tens.
91 min: 8thmile (3rd) gets double-teamed and loses to Lump2’s two pair.
92 min: LittleRedElf (2nd) hits trip Aces……and is out-kicked by Lump2’s trip Aces!
Nothing more to say other than congratulations to Lump2 on his 8th NPP win!
1st – Lump2
2nd – LittleRedElf
3rd – 8thmile
4th – Tomservo2
5th – Absea98
6th – Theedouble*d
7th – Suetman123
8th – Wingsfancurt
9th – Rjmech
10th – ThePunk75
11th – Sanster89
12th – Mikeniks-Faldo
13th – Derf-63
14th – 95corolla
15th – Douge2
The 3rd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!
Saturday, September 08, 2012
The Obama Justice Department on Full Tilt Refunds: Instead of ‘Fast and Furious’ Killing US Border Agents, They Do ‘Slow and Stupid’ - Part II
Where we left off:
[PokerStars (PS) Wanted to Payback Americans themselves, but the DOJ said no.]
Did you read that??? Poker players would already have their money if private industry was allowed to handle things. But now it is the government’s money. Can anyone say, “IRA’s are next?”
[Having PS handle it “would have been much faster,” said Jeff Ifrah, an attorney for Full Tilt (FT) who helped broker the deal. If the Department of Justice (DOJ) told PS to repay the players tomorrow, they would. Irfah added that he was never given a specific reason why the DOJ chose to handle the US funds.]
The reason is thievery. Not a big stretch to think of that one Jeff. But since you probably vote for these treasonous, communist thugs running our country right now, I’m sure your stupidity is a big help to the rose colored glasses you wear.
[Having the DOJ handle US cash outs has raised many questions. Forbes reported that the DOJ could compensate players in ‘other’ ways, rather than just with the funds in their accounts on FT. Jeff Ifrah also admitted that the DOJ never said that they would actually repay US FT players 100% in the first place. “It’s really Washington, DC’s call,” he said.]
The owners of FT screwed the players out of their money. Now the US government gets involved to solve the problem by screwing PS and the players out of their money. Well done. That fixes everything.
[According to Irfah, the IRS was not at the table during the negotiations for the FT sale and PS settlement, but the agency could very well be in the mix soon.]
So, not only no refund, but the IRS will be knocking on your door soon anyway. Yep, got to love the government coming to your rescue fellow slave…..er, I mean citizen.
[Ifrah admits that there will be no appeal process on what the government eventually decides to do. To put is simply…their word will be final.] Shocker!.....NOT!
[Theoretically, the administrator of the funds could decide that anyone with the last name that begins with ‘S’ will get it all, and that would be the end of it.]
Let me re-phrase this sentence for those of you in Ann Arbor watching the Communist National Convention this week where Hussein Obama will be given a crown…again:
“Theoretically, the administrator of your healthcare could decide that anyone that didn’t vote a certain way or send enough cash to the proper places will not get any healthcare at all, and that would be the end of it.”
Now do you understand?
In Ann Arbor, probably not.
As for FT poker players – forget about your account there. It’s over.
As for US citizens – forget about a future for this republic. It’s almost over.
Thursday, September 06, 2012
The Obama DOJ on Full Tilt Refunds: Instead of ‘Fast and Furious’ Killing US Border Agents, They Do ‘Slow and Stupid’ Torturing Poker Players
In a current article in Card Player Magazine, Brian Pempus writes an article where he muses about how players on Full Tilt might get re-paid. If you want to read an actual case study on how government screws up everything it touches, this article will show you.
Bottom line is the poker player (just like the taxpayer) is getting a groin kick in the shorts for your money.
Brian’s words in [ brackets] and Faldo’s are not.
[In late July 2012, the US Department of Justice (DOJ and Eric "I don't prosecute my people" Holder) and PokerStars (PS) both announced that they reached a deal to reimburse Americans. However, if Americans get far less than their entire Full Tilt (FT) balances, a possibility reported in Forbes Magazine shortly after the settlement, things could take a nasty turn once again.]
Now why would Americans receive less than their full balances? It would not be because the DOJ is involved, could it?
[PS takeover of FT was completed August 9th, 2012, after PS made an initial payment to the US Government of $225 million. The US Government now has the money to pay back US players, but that will certainly be a long and complex process that has just begun.]
Or maybe never will? The government HAS the money. What could possibly be their motivation to EVER give it back to the players? Second, even if they did want to pay the players back, have you ever seen a government agency work fast and efficiently? How about even work period??
Any liberals still reading this blog, change the FT payback to Obamacare. The chance for efficiency, a smooth operation, and funds being handled correctly will be ZERO. Actually, it will be worse since the amount of money involved in healthcare dwarfs this poker thing.
How can you liberals have your heads so far up your ass and not realize it? It is a mystery – until you understand liberalism is a mental illness.
[PS settled for $731 million. “How did they arrive at that number? Who knows?, “said Jeff Ifrah, an attorney for FT who helped broker the deal.]
US player were owed a total of $159 million, which includes Frequent Player Points being converted to cash. But there is $731 million going to the US Government – for nothing. They will have the money interest free to use as they see fit – all for doing nothing but engaging in dictatorial actions. They have tried to destroy PS since the business was started and now PS pays them $731 million in basically a mob-like extortion racket. Yeah, you liberals know how to pick your bed-partners. German Jews were just as smart.
[PokerStars Wanted to Payback Americans themselves, but the DOJ said no.]
Did you read that??? You would already have your money if private industry was allowed to handle things. More on this next article.
Now go shun a liberal. They are useful idiots for the communists. Liberals really are the worst form of creature.
Tuesday, September 04, 2012
ThePunk75 is now tied for second for most NPP wins. Great job Punk! He has won five times this season, and is second in that category also. Still, with this line up, that is a great job.
Mikeniks-Faldo misses a great opportunity to get close to Lump2 for the 3rd quarter lead, but ThePunk75 squashed those dreams. Oh well, next week. Three rounds to go!
T3chlady and Pre01 also earned points, hanging close to Faldo – which is always a wise thing to do.
On to the action:
15 min: Douge2 (14th) loses to Absea98’s flush.
24 min: Sanster89 (13th) painfully sees his trip Kings get out-kicked by Tomservo2.
33min: Theedouble*d (12th) missed it playing my hand.
40 min: Suetman123 (11th) missed this one too.
42 min: 8thmile (10th) Table closed too fast.
88 min: A short-stacked (SS) Wingsfancurt (9th) with (KK) and SS Derf-63 (8th) with (QhJh) see ThePunk75’s (AK) hit an [A] on the flop.
93 min: A SS Tomservo2 (7th) has to go with a pair of Threes but Absea98 has a pair of Nines.
102 min: A SS Absea98 8thmile (6th) loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s flush.
104 min: Lump2 (5th) loses a coin flip with (AK) against Pre01’s (66).
108 min: A SS T3chlady (4th) sees her (KQ) run into Pre01’s (A7).
130 min: A SS Pre01 (3rd) runs into Mikenik-Faldo’s straight.
Heads up: ThePunk75 13500 - Mikeniks-Faldo 7500
135 min: ThePunk75 17800 - Mikeniks-Faldo 3200
140 min: ThePunk75 18900 - Mikeniks-Faldo 2100
142 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (2nd) has to go with a pair of Threes and loses to ThePunk75’s pair of Threes….with (A) kicker.
Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 15th NPP win!
1st – ThePunk75
2nd – Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd – Pre01
4th – T3chlady
5th – Lump2
6th – Absea98
7th – Tomservo2
8th – Derf-63
9th – Wingsfancurt
10th – 8thmile
11th – Suetman123
12th – Theedouble*d
13th – Sanster89
14th – Douge2
The 3rd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!
Saturday, September 01, 2012
From Club WPT:
Congratulations! You finished in 5th place in the Thursday August 30, 2012 at 09:45:00 PM (Eastern) tournament.
You have won Entry into the WPT JAX Entry tournament. The event begins on Sunday September 2, 2012.”
From T3chlady: “ClubWPT Support Team came in 5th place in a 500 person tournament and won a seat into a bigger tournament for this Sunday. The final table each won a seat.
The Sunday Tournament is for an all expense paid trip to Jacksonville Florida in November to play in their Fall Classic at a Casino there.
You have to win the Sunday Tournament to get the package. I know that I have been coming in second a lot, but you never know. It definitely is within the realm of possibility.”
Great job Lady! Now continue to do some representin’ for NPP!