Saturday, July 21, 2018

LittleRedElf Wins for the 3rd Time in 2018 - and Back From the WSOP

LittleRedElf lets the NPP field feel the pain every week!
LittleRedElf graced the NPP felt this week after playing in a few World Series of Poker events. He showed he was still in WSOP form by wiping out the NPP field of 10.

NPP alum Lump2 was also there in Las Vegas. More on that in a minute, but first the results of a more important event - this week's NPP tournament:

2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Tomservo2
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 43rd NPP victory!

Now some results sent to Faldo by the Elf after some of the action in the WSOP:

"After 1st break in the Seniors Tourney, have 4600 after starting with 5000."
"2nd break - 6400 chips"
"2002 Main Event winner Robert Varkony was knocked of this event."
"Phil Helmuth just made a late entry into this event."
"Just took a big hit. My AK lost to J4 - who went all in preflop."
"Out of tourney as my QQ lost to AJ"

"In the Big Daily Deep Stack Tourney and have 53000 chips. Started with 20000."
"3rd break - only have 37000. Only took two pots in the last 2 hours."
"Busted. Had AT suited and flopped the flush with a board of QJ4. Got called with QJ and a J came on the river."

"In a Seniors Tourney today. Had 8500 at first break. Started with 5000."
"2nd break - have 5475."
"Lump2 has 9100!"
 "What is the difference between a poker dealer and a toilet bowl? A toilet bowl only has to look at one asshole at a time."
"Busted after 3 horrific bad beats! Lump2 has 11500!"
"Lump2 is out with no cash."

Hopefully The Elf and Lump2 will send me more detailed info. Great job guys!

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Faldo Wins on a Rush - But the Race is Still Wide Open

If Faldo is winning, someone is missing the easy ones.

Faldo won with a late run of cards after a very slow start.

Keep in mind - Faldo is a wild card, so even if he holds on to the lead, the 2nd place finisher also wins a seat. So everyone is still in this quarter!

2nd - Absea98
3rd - LittleRedElf
Bubble - Sljbigbaby

Be sure to be here on Tuesday night for the best poker league on the planet!

Now. two looks from different perspectives: 

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says , "Mommy Mommy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on".

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.

Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten Bitch', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!

Now another perspective:

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Saturday, July 07, 2018

Derf-63 Wins for the 4th Time in 2018 - and Democrat are Traitors

Another Derf-63 groupie waiting in Derf's NPP suite.
Faldo missed the tournament due to a family obligation that took much longer than Faldo was told it would last. [PS - please refer to the The Man Song on You Tube to understand why Faldo still missed the tournament].

Derf-63 gets into the mix for the 3rd seat in the NPP Final. Not an unexpected development.
2nd - -Tomservo2
3rd - Sljbigbaby
Bubble - Douge2

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 40th NPP victory!

Now something in a Jeff Foxworthy-type presentation - although it is not Jeff speaking:\

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license on your own property, but not for being in the country illegally live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If the only school curriculum allowed to explain how we got here is evolution, but the government stops a $15 million construction project to keep a rare spider from evolving to extinction ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
 If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but wants to give citizen rights to illegal immigrant gang member criminals ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
If, in the largest city in the USA, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher’s "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested “homes”... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.
If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government ... you live in a country founded by geniuses but wanting to be ruled by Democrats.

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Women are the Rake!

And Faldo won with a run of cards at the correct time.
2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd and 1st bubble - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf

Remember, Faldo is a wild-card. If he holds on to this lead - which is unlikely by the way - whoever finishes 2nd get a seat! So, get in there as there are 10 weeks left in this quarter!

Now, as Worm stated in the movie Rounders, Women are the Rake!

Let’s get one thing clear right away – Faldo loves women.
Faldo’s mom was a woman …..and an angel.
Faldo has a wife, a daughter, a daughter in law, a grand-daughter and sister that Faldo loves and will always love, support and protect. So let’s put that foolishness aside.
But in today’s society there is a war between the sexes and it is being fueled by the liberal women of this nation.
Faldo, as he always does, will shine the light of truth on this ‘women are a minority, discriminated against or a victim’ lie.
1. Women go first to safety in a life and death situation. There are no feminists on a sinking ship. Everyone understands this is a natural instinct for both sexes. You need 20 women to produce 20 babies or more, but you only need one man to produce the same 20 babies with those women. So it is a natural instinct.  However, that doesn’t change the fact that men almost are the ones left on a sinking ship, the collapsing building or checking the strange noises coming from downstairs. Men still are the ones dying.

2. Women are not allowed to be punched by men. This allows women to be total assholes with no retaliation. A guy knows he has a possible ass kicking coming from other guys or even a bunch of guys - if he crosses a line. This is socially acceptable. Women have no line and correcting women behavior is always unacceptable. Even cops have to show amazing restraint here.  It is an extremely arrogant position to say there is NEVER an excuse for hitting a woman. Men have to live by that rule regardless. We are not talking about the stereotypical chronic abuser. Every decent man wants that guy thrown into a pit of hungry alligators. But the behavior of women in private arguments or in public – or the worst – private arguments in public - have no boundaries  – and women know this and use it. They will say and do the most cruel things then stand there like they have  a 10 inch thick Plexiglas wall between you and them. It’s what they do.

3. Women are paid the same as men for the same job now. It is federal law but women still claim it isn’t. Why do they still do this? It is federal law in spite the fact that women are much more expensive to employ – which is why their pay was lower in the first place. It was not because of discrimination. Women take more time off, take more sick days, and use the health care benefits more often than men. These are facts. The legal battle to equalize the pay was passed in order to collect more taxes from women and nothing more. Businesses had to raise prices or lay off workers to make up the difference. Another set of facts overlooked.

4. Women cherry-pick the best parts of being male and still want the best parts of being a woman. Like #1 already covered. And regardless of what women say, they expect the “man” to pay for the movie, dinner, etc. – even though they demanded equal pay. There are no women’s seminars telling the ladies it’s time for you to pick up the check on dates. Old dating rules still apply and women are good with that. The man is still also expected to ‘be the bread winner’ by society in a marriage or relationship and most women expect that to be true regardless of her career choice.

5. Women get paydays in divorces. Kobe Bryant’s wife got $70 million – and never made even a single basket in an NBA game. Tiger Wood’s wife – a former baby sitter – got $250 million. How is this justifiable? There is an epidemic in this country of gold digging whores and where is the out-cry? Gold gigging whores are the wife-beaters for men, except men don’t have a swollen lip to show everyone we were abused. We just have vacant eyes, ulcers and very little left of what we worked hard to earn. Arnold Schwarzenegger is taken down by a gold digging maid. Ok, it was a lowdown move to sleep with the maid, but how come only Arnold caught the public shame and a financial bath for it? How come the maid was still called the maid and not “the whore”? Sleeping with your employer’s spouse in their marital bed when you are friends with her and know her children by their first names is a 1st ballot Hall of Fame whore move. But she is never called that. Do you think she hooked up with him because she liked his sagging muscles or the huge gap between his teeth? Or did she want some of that Kindergarten Cop - Kennedy money lying around the bedroom? The Maid’s settlement was undisclosed, but you can bet Arnold’s last dollar she is hiring maids now and not working as one.  Any wonder why prostitution never goes away? How many $1000 a night hookers could a man get for $250 million? Do the math.

6. Women never have to take responsibility for their LACK of action. With both Harvey Weinstein and the Olympic gymnast abuse stories, why didn’t the women say something sooner? Why did the women wait until years later to say anything? Why are the women not asked why they did not come forward sooner?  Getting your part in the movie or getting your Gold Medal – THEN speaking out, makes you an opportunist, not a victim. The first abused women did not report the bad behavior and let many more women become “victims”. Where is the outrage for that? Wasn’t Coach Joe Paterno’s football history at Penn State erased because he did not step forward when he first found out what was going on? But nobody asked why the women and girls said nothing at the time, and we are not supposed to ask. The actresses waited until Harvey could no longer be of benefit to the Democrat Party, so now was time to take him out, to paint Trump with the same brush. A two for one opportunity. The gymnasts waited until after their careers were done, and then sued for a payday. No one is saying the abuse was not wrong and did not happen, but the road to correcting the problem was made longer, added more victims  and was much more expensive - for all the wrong reasons.

7. Women’s problems are taken seriously. There 1-800 numbers, fund raisers, marches, groups, etc. for women for all sorts of reasons Anything happens to men and no one cares. A woman cut off her husband’s penis while he slept and threw it in the garbage disposal. So far, the major sports have not had a ribbon day to raise awareness of the penis. There are 2000 shelters for abused women in this country and only one for men. Latest statistics show that men are being abused in a near equal number. Men die five years earlier than women do, but we see no fund raisers or marches to stop the early death of males.

8. Women don’t have the sexual temptation thrown at them. That liberal rag, TIME magazine wrote one cover article asking “Why Do So Many Rich and Powerful Men Act Like Pigs?” The article was written by a woman. Why is she writing about what it is like to live life with a penis? Most men don’t walk off the golf course or leave the locker room and have dozens of scantily clothed beautiful women standing there hoping to be chosen for a hook-up. There is no help available to prepare men for when they become rich and famous that will help them ward off the platoon of whores that will descend upon them like a locus. A guy working at Home Depot wants to have sex just as often and with as many beautiful women as the rich, powerful and famous guys do. But gold digging whores don’t care about the hard-working man. But as soon as that same Home Depot guy hits the lottery, the whores are there. Where’s the support group for the males in this situation?

9. Women don’t have the sex drive men do. Men must wise up and quit giving half our money to some chick who worked 3 shifts at Hooters before saying “I do.” Be smart about it. If you feel you have to be dumb then men, save a bunch of time, aggravation and maybe a night in jail. Just find a woman you absolutely hate and buy her a house! Women justify their paydays by saying “well that is what the law says.” Well, you used to be able to beat your wife with a stick as long as it was not as thick as your thumb (rule of thumb). That was the law once too. So was slavery. That doesn’t make it right. The law also says the woman “needs to have the lifestyle she is accustom to.” So she gets the house and the man gets a 300 ft square flat. Wasn’t he ‘accustom’ to living in the exact same house? By the way, he was also ‘accustom’ to sex and there are never any “vagina payments.” And no deduction in alimony for date money to find a new one. We are talking about what each member of the marriage was ‘accustom’ to correct? There are documentaries and articles about what to do in this crisis situation or that earth disaster – now or in the future. But there is no training on how men can control their sex drive and stop making stupid decisions based on the penis and it’s natural desire.

10. Women don’t get the same punishments that men do for the same crime. Where is the justice for a man unjustly accused of rape? His life is in tatters even if he proves his innocence. And YES, he has to prove he is innocent as he will be assumed guilty. And the sentences for men - for the exact same crime are always longer with less parole chances, than for women.

11. Women are favored overwhelmingly in custody hearings. Paternity suits overwhelmingly favor women. There are no plans to level this injustice. Again, natural law and instinct prevail here. Fine. But why are laws ALWAYS enacted to counter act natural instinct in favor of women? Like in lowering strength standards for certain jobs to level the field for women – but men are not GRANTED equality in childcare?

12. Suicides – 4 to 1 more men than women. 10 to 1 more boys than girls. Women are taught they have options in life – have any career you wish – or not, have children or not, do charity work – or not, etc. Men are taught make a good living or you are a bum. As Tim Allen once explained the choices for men; “go to work or go to prison”. There is no study to find the cause of this suicide differential, but this ‘life option’ void could be looked into. Anyway, again no ribbon day for men’s suicide rates. Which leads us to the next female advantage:
      13.   Women are favored by women for selection and in the teaching methods. Teaching methods are designed for females. Females learn faster listening and reading. Males learn faster doing. Females do better working alone. Men work better in teams. How do we always teach in grades K-12? You know that answer. Female scores have been much higher than male scores for decades. In addition, blind grading studies of women teachers show male grades go up by 30% - IF the female teacher did not know the student was male. There are no plans in the works to raise the male’s scores. For the first time in American history, male children will have less education than their fathers. A United Nations study found that in the top seventy economic nations of the world, males have fallen behind females in education. As stated earlier, the boys are expected to go out and be the bread winner. That is a lot of pressure on someone who was not educated in the best manner and not given the easier road. Review the suicide rates for boys in #11. Just saying.
      14.   Women are not required for Selective Service – it’s all men. War time deaths – almost exclusively men. The feminists are not demanding equal numbers on the front lines. Again, another natural law no one is demanding we “fix”.
      15.   Women make up very little of the Veterans in this country so it is almost exclusively men suffering in this health care crisis in this nation. Our nation’s survival depends on brainwashing young men into wanting to be a hero, and risking dying to save the rest of us. The least we could do is treat them well if they survive.  The failures of the Veteran’s Administration hurt’s mostly men, so that is why it is not a priority? If it was women being mistreated like this, it would already be fixed.
Men are the victims. But the thing about men is, they bear the burden quietly. Good fathers usually tell their boys to ‘carry your own water’ and ‘suck it up and take it like a man.’ And most males do exactly that. The best of the men still do.
This article was not to put down women. But it was an attempt to try and gain some women a slight change in perspective.
The next time you see feminists at a rally screaming about ‘women’s rights’ and ‘inequality against women’, it just may be time to ask them why they are asking for equality when they already have superiority?

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Sljbigbaby Wins for the 1st Time at NPP!

Sljbigbaby's poker skills almost floored one of his groupies!
We have a new name on the Walk of Fame - Sljbigbaby. Derf-63 made the statement that SLG said he was going to win this night and win he did over a nine person field. SLG is also the 81st person to win a tournament an NPP.

2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - T3chlady

The 3rd quarter is just getting underway, so there is plenty of time to get in there on Tuesday and win your seat in the NPP Finals.

Congratulations to Sljbigbaby on his 1st NPP victory!

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: Correct

If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

And now Words to Live By:
"If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there would be a shortage of chess sets, golf clubs and fishing poles"