Thursday, February 16, 2017

LittleRedElf Wins for the 2nd Time in 2017

LRE wins two and they fight over who's first.
There is a pattern developing this year at NPP it seems - repeat winners mostly. That should tell you that poker is a game of skill and not luck.

Luckily for Faldo......he has neither.

LittleRedElf wins for the 2nd time against a field of thirteen.

2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
4th - GMOgolf
Bubble - No idea as the PokerStars records department broke and Faldo had to manually figure out the standings.

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 33rd NPP win and he regains the top square on the NPP Walk of Fame!

Now for a Manhood Test:

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A: lovemaking
B: screwing
C: Hiding the salami in the bread box

2. You should only make love to a woman for the first time only after you have shared:
A: Your views of what is expected from a sexual relationship.
B: Your blood test results.
C: Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
A: your partner goes first
B: You both climax together
C: You don't miss Sports Center

4. Passionate and spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A: Healthy creative lovemaking
B: Not the sort of thing your woman would agree to
C: Not the sort of thing your woman better find out about.

5. Your woman tells you she gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her;
A: you never even noticed.
B: It doesn't matter to you
C: that's a conservative estimate

6. You think a sensitive, caring man is a:
A: myth
B: an oxymoron
C: gay

7. Foreplay is to sex as:
A: Appetizer for the entree
B: Primer to the paint
C: A long line just to get a short ride in an amusement park.

8. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masterbate;
A: Probably needs more time before she can cope with that level of intimacy
B: Is uptight and a waste of time
C: Should not have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

If you answered A more than 3 twice, your testicles no longer work.
If you answered B more than 3 times, your testicles are slowing down.
If you answered C more than 5 times, YOU DA MAN!

Thursday, February 09, 2017

Rjmech Wins for the 1st Time in 2017

Another Rjmech groupie awaits him.
Rjmech won for the first time this year and it will not be the last. He bested a field of twelve, coming back from being extremely short stacked early. Nice job Rj!

2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - GMOgolf
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Derf-63

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 25th NPP win!

Now for some hockey history:

Many years ago the Montreal Canadian great Maurice "Rocket" Richard was out for a few games with a wrist injury. After a very spirited game at the Montreal Forum, the color commentator asked The Rocket:

Commentator: "That was quite an exciting game Rocket."

Rocket: "Dat's for shore!"

Commentator: "So who is your pick for the 1st Start of the game?"

Rocket: "Well that would have to be Jean Beliveau, the best center on the Canadians, and I think, in the league. After all, he had 2 goals and an assist."

Commentator: "And the 2nd Star?"

Rocket: "I'd 'ave to pick my broder Ohnree. He scored a goal and was all over the ice on both offense and defense. I'm so glad my broder is on my team.

Commentator: "And your 3rd star?"

Rocket: "For da turd star, I have to pick Boom Boom Geoffrion. He had 2 assists and some good hits, eh? And he sticks up for his Montreal teammates too!"

Commentator: Well, if you had to come up with an honorable mention, who would that be?

Rocket (with a scowl on his face): "I guess I would have to say Gordie Howe. If it was not for his four goals, we would have won the game."

Thursday, February 02, 2017

Derf-63 Wins for the 1st Time in 2017 - T3chlady Tourney Date Set

Gemma Atkinson is floored by Derf-63's poker skills.
Derf-63 beat back a field of 12 for his 1st win of the year. Derf is no stranger to the top platform at NPP. It looks like the same suspects, so far this year, were 'hanging around' the Winners Circle trying to step in - before access was denied.

2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
4th - KingBing420
Bubble - Tomservo2 (still on fire!)

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 30th NPP win!

And congratulations to Douge2 for qualifying for the Poker Stars Billion Chip tournament this Sunday!

Now for a live tournament update:
T3chlady (Jean) is going to hold a poker tournament at her place on Sunday February 19th at 2pm. 
Buy in will be $40. 
Please RSVP ASAP. 
If you do not have T3's contact information, please contact Faldo either in the comment section below or the npokerp at yahoo email address and Faldo will take care of the rest.
 

Now from the Douge2 joke collection:
 
The Jewish Quarterback
 
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
 
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm.
 
He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!
 
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
 
I've got to get this guy!", the Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the United States and teaches him the great game of football...and the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
 
The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
 
"Mom", he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl !"
 
I don't want to talk to you", his mother said. "You are not my son!"
 
I don't think you understand, mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
 
"No! Let me tell you!", his Mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" 
 
The mother pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago.
 




Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Tomservo2 Wins for the 3rd Time in 2017

Tomservo2 is knocking the heads off the competition!
Tomservo2 is En Fuego! A little Spanish lingo for 'on fire' or 'in the zone'.!

This time he vanquished 14 players. Will anyone be able to stop him? We have eight rounds left to catch him and it will not be easy.

2nd - Johnnied55
3rd - Douge2
4th - TooBIGAKQ
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 24th NPP win!

They finally invented the The Ultimate Fact Finding computer. This was quicker, faster and more accurate than any other search engine developed. The inventors claimed that it knew or could find the answer to any question asked.

The salesman stepped forward at it's unveiling and said, "The Ultimate Fact Finding computer - or TUFF - will give you an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it."

A computer professor from the University of Michigan stepped forward and asked, "Where is my father?"

There was a soft hum of powerful electronic processing for just a couple seconds, when an electronic voice said in a level tone, "Your father is working for a kitchen remodeling firm in Florida, and will retire next year."

The professor laughed and said, "Actually, my father is dead! It was a trick question."

The salesman was shocked and a little unnerved, but quickly replied, "I didn't think it would matter, but perhaps a rewording of the question might work better. Can you try again?" The salesman was breaking into a heavy sweat since he had invested his life savings into this computer firm's stock!

So the smug professor from the Socialist Republic of Ann Arbor said, "Very well, where is my mother's husband."

The computer hummed again and said, "Your mother's husband is dead and buried in Westbury Cemetery in New York State, but your father is still working in Florida."

Saturday, January 21, 2017

250,000 Hits for NPP! - Oh and Trump Takes Office

The United States Wins in a huge upset again! God saved the USA from the internal communists one last time.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Tomservo2 Wins for the 2nd Time in 2017

Tomservo2 is knocking the rest of  NPP senseless!
Tomservo2 is on fire! Already a two-time winner this year, he moves up the Walk of Fame! Way to go Tom! He bests a field of 15 players as he took the lead a quarter of the way thru the final table and never looked back.

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Wingsfancurt
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
5th - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf

Tomservo2 has the lead with LittleRedElf right behind him. The Elf has a win and two cashes - so he is back in form early.

Come join us and see if you can unseat these two great players who are running hot right now!

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 23rd NPP win!

Now for a secret hacked email! NPP will not reveal the source of this email. It could have been the Russians. It could have been one of the hundreds of criminals and terrorists released by First Traitor Obama. It could have been more sloppy loose lips at the Democrat National Committee as they plot against their own members, and then blame everyone else.

Or it could have been found in a file drawer of forgotten letters to our own T3chlady - who is a computer expert - par exsalonce! Here it is:

Dear Tech Lady,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to my Clothes Allowance modules, and limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 6.0 and Golf Central 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and when I tried to add Housecleaning 2.6, it simply crashes the system. I have run Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it didn't work at all. In fact it increased the installation of other undesirable background programs, such as Tilted Kilt 3.8, Hooters 3.6. or the immediate system takeover by malware BWW1.0.

Signed Desperate Wife

Dear Desperate Wife,

Keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:/I THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME!! and install Tears 6.2.

Husband 1.0 then will automatically run the applications Flowers 12.0 and Guilt 3.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, and Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is such a bad program as it creates "Snoring Loud" wav files. 

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or try to install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications in Husband 1.0 and will crash the system.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve the system. I personally recommend NiceDinners 8.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Good luck,

T3chlady


Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Little Red Elf Wins for the 1st Time in 2017

Little Red Elf just floored all the competition Tuesday night!
Oh boy! We are all in trouble if The Elf returns to winning form this year!

Congratulations to LittleRedElf, besting a field of 14 on the 2nd round of the 1st quarter.

2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Rjmech
4th - Absea98
Bubble gal - T3chlady

Absea98 takes over the 1st quarter lead with two straight cashes.

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 32nd NPP win!

Here is a list of employment recommendations Faldo has received over the years from past associates.

"In my opinion, you will be very fortunate if you ........actually get him to work ......for you."

That must mean I am truly a hot property!

"I most enthusiastically recommend this person ..........with no qualifications....... whatsoever."

See, that was with feeling too!

"I am pleased to say that Faldo is .....a former ......colleague of mine."

That person likes me.

"I can assure you .....that no person.......would do a better job."

I am that good, eh?

"I urge you to...... waste no time making him an offer...... of employment."

The all want Faldo I guess.

"All in all,...... I cannot say enough good things about him.....or........ recommend him too highly."

There you go. Testimonials to Faldo!



Thursday, January 05, 2017

Tomservo2 Wins 1st NPP Tourney of 2017

Obviously this was not Tomservo2's first rodeo.
The 24th season of Niks Poker Palace got underway and Tomservo2 bested 12 players to take the early lead. And with this win, he moves up the ladder on the NPP Walk of Fame.

2nd - Absea98
3rd - Johnnied55
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 22nd NPP win!

Now and oldie but a goody with classic bumper stickers from the past:

IF YOU DRINK, DON'T PARK. ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE.

MY KID GOT YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT PREGNANT

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME.

I DO WHATEVER MY RICE KRISPIES TELL ME TO

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

I'M CHANGING LANES - COVER ME

HONK IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM A CAR WINDOW

WARNING! DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $50 IN AMMUNITION

STOP LIGHTS TIMED FOR 35 MPH WORK FOR 70 MPH

BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE

CAUTION: WOMEN DRIVERS - EVERYWHERE!

DON'T BE SEXIST. BROADS HATE THAT.


Monday, January 02, 2017

Season 24 Starts Tomorrow - Changes Made by Poker Stars

Faldo dedicated to his lake swimming work out all year round.
Hi NPP'ers.

Ready for 2017?

Poker Stars has upped the minimum entry fee for private tournaments.

Twenty times the past minimum to $17000 entry and $3000 rake.

All players are re-instated so registration is now OPEN for tomorrow night.

See you at the virtual felt.

Faldo

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Happy Holidays!

Another Christmas ....another load placed on the wagon for men to pull.


In the poker game of life......

women are the rake!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Best Value Spirits for the Holiday Season


Faldo already posted the Best Value:

Bourbons
Scotch
Single Malt Scotch

See the posts below for those.

Here is the list of  quality spirits that won't break the budget:

Kimo Sabe Mezcal - $35
Macchu Pisco - $27
Prunier Family Reserve - $70
Rhum J.M.V.S.O.P. - $47
Teeling Single Grain Irish Whiskey - $44
Tin Cup Whiskey - $33
Tito's Homemade Vodka - $20
Agavero Tequila Liqueur - $30

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Rjmech Wins 2016 NPP Player of the Year!

Edith Labelle waits for Rjmech in an NPP suite.
Rjmech rolls on!

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 24th NPP win in this annual exclusive Sit-n-Go.

This is also Rjmech 2nd NPP Player of the Year win!

2nd - T3chlady
3rd - Douge2
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
5th - Derf-63
6th - Tomservo2
7th - LittleRedElf
8th - ThePunk75 - DNP

Dear NPP players and future NPP players:

Thank you again for another fun year. We will start up again January 3rd. Some of our tournament dates will be on holidays, but that is just the way it goes.

With the election of Donald Trump, maybe - just maybe - Pokerstars.net will be allowed to service US players again.

As you may remember, Poker Stars - 8 years ago - asked the thieves currently in the White House what they had to do to be allowed to offer on-line poker to the United States?

They agreed to the rules and paid a nearly $700 million dollar fine for crimes that there were no laws even written for.

But as Democrats do, they lied to Poker Stars, stole their money (where it went should be an investigation unto itself) and did not do anything to get Americans to the on-line felt on the most trustworthy poker site on the planet.

What Faldo is hinting to is that we might see real money poker return to Poker Stars. It's a possibility. We have businessmen - not thieves - running things now. Faldo is confident Poker Stars will once again approach the US government and remind them of the deal they thought they had.

If and when that happens, NPP will go back to a real entry fee ($) format, probably at a quarter break. But Faldo is getting ahead of himself as he often does.

Enjoy the Christmas break and see you January 3 at the NPP felt.


Thursday, December 08, 2016

Rjmech Wins the 2016 NPP TOC and an Aria $125 Buy-in Before That!

Malia Jones is floored by Rjmech's poker skills.
Every player at NPP is good. Some of the NPP players are great! But, on another level is Rjmech.

ThePunk75 and LittleRedElf are JUST BELOW on the next level in Faldo's opinion.

Then the rest of the great players are below that.
Then the good players.

Then a Racko-Uno player who somehow stumbled into NPP is next.
Then Faldo.

Rjmech needed a victory in the TOC to win a seat in the NPP Finals and that is exactly what he did. It was his 4th win of the season - in only 12 starts. Did you catch that?? That is a 33% winning percentage against a very tough field.

2nd - KingBing420 (a great effort to win a seat in the NPP Finals)
3rd - Derf-63
4th - Johnnied55 (another great effort - but ran into the RJ buzzsaw)
5th - ThePunk75 (who will have blood in his eye in the NPP Final!)
Bubble - Wingsfancurt (another one giving his all to take the last seat)

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 23rd NPP win! Now all the seats are set for the NPP Final this Tuesday.

Rjmech - in his spare time (or is NPP his spare time?) - won a $125 buy in tournament at Aria in Las Vegas. Faldo will let him tell the tale:



"There was a total of 89 players in the field. 
I was alternate number 30 because I showed up at 10 minutes after 7 o'clock when the tournament started driving from the Orleans to the Aria. 
I didn't start playing poker until 9:30 PM almost at the end of level four. I made a point not to drink any alcohol the day of the tournament, ate a good dinner beforehand, and had a great night sleep the night before so I was ready to go!

I built up my stack slowly but surely. I even recovered from a coin flip late in the tournament with three tables left: I raised with pocket jacks from the cut off and the small blind moved in with ace king off suit. It cost me 2/3 of my stack to make the call but I'm not folding JJ. The board rolled out all little cards then BAM an ace hit on the river! 

I was proud to make a great recovery after losing most of my chips. I felt that I played like a champion. The tourney ended at 3:30 AM. 

This was the best live poker tournament win I ever experienced. I was even commended on my play by my table mates at the final table. 

There was a player at the final table who had the same amount of chips as me and he made a remark that I was an expert player. [Faldo concurs] 

I was fortunate to knock him out him when my pocket kings held up against his ace king. After I knocked out the big stack I had over half of the chips in play so it was just a matter of time before I ended up winning the tournament. The tourney ended at 3:30 AM.

It feels great to be a winner at the Aria! I cashed for $3100 for a $125 buy in. Needless to say. The Aria is my favorite place to play poker in Las Vegas.

As a side note, my previous best finish at the Aria was when I came in sixth in 2011 for $650 after suffering a bad beat when I held pocket threes in the big blind while a young hot shot moved all in on me from the small blind with A3 off suit. Sure enough the Ace hit on the river. I also came in 15th for a min cash last year.

Rjmech

Thursday, December 01, 2016

Theedouble*d Wins for the 4th Time in 2016 - Seven of Eight Seats in Final Decided!

Theedouble*d fan (who may only be a C)
The final night as always had a lot of drama and excitement. It also had the usual mundane results also - like Faldo getting bad beat to finish on the bubble.
Some things never change.

Theedouble*d beat a field filled with 15 desperate poker players. But does he have another big night (then two) of poker left in him? Faldo will explain shortly.

But first, this last round:
2nd - Derf-63 (clinching the 4th quarter seat!)
3rd - Absea98 (left on the bubble for the Total Points seat)
4th - 95corolla
5th - Johnnied55
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo  (where else?)

Now there is still one seat left to fill for the NPP Final. The winner or highest place finisher of the 2016 Tournament of Champions without a seat in the NPP Final will get one! The Qualifiers are:

Mikeniks-Faldo (seat)
ThePunk75 (seat)
LittleRedElf (seat)
Derf-63 (seat)
Douge2 (seat)
Rjmech
Theedouble*d
K9isadog
Tomservo2 (seat)
Absea98
T3chlady (seat)
Tigercub8189
Wingsfancurt
KingBing420
Johnnied55
Rachel0388
Smaloo315

Only these winners of a round during the regular season are eligible for the Tournament of Champions. See you all Tuesday!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

T3chlady Wins for the 2nd Time in 2016 - One Regular Season Tourney Left!

T3chlady takes no prisoners at the felt!
T3chlady put herself right in the mix to win the final quarter seat in the NPP Final being victorious over a field of 12 players!

2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Cigar4John
4th - Tigercub8189
Bubble - LittleRedElf

But to take the pressure off of her, Faldo will disclose that this win also clinched her a Total Points seat! This means Faldo and T3 are already in the Final regardless of their result on the final 4th quarter tourney.

If T3chlady wins the 4th quarter seat, then Faldo and next two highest Total Points totals get a seat.
If Faldo wins the 4th quarter seat, then the second place person in the 4th quarter standings gets a seat and the top two in the Total Points race (T3 plus one other) will get seats in the Final.

There are quite a few different scenarios, as 6 players can win the 4th quarter and 4 players have a shot at the Total Points seats! As usual, it will be an exciting finish to the NPP season.

Don't forget the Tournament of Champions held in two weeks, and the winner of this tournament (or the highest finisher without a seat already) also gets a seat in the NPP Final!

Congratulations to T3chlady on her 12th NPP win and her moving up the NPP Walk of Fame!

Now for your holiday enjoyment, here is a list of single malt scotches that won't break your budget:

Aberlous a Bunnhd Cask - $80
An Cnoc Cutter Highland - $65
The Balvenie Double Wood (twss) - $50
The Glenlivet Nadurra - $75 (Faldo tested and approved)
The Macallan Cask - $60
Old Pulteney Navigator - $50
Speyburn Arranta Cask - $35

Faldo plans on "testing" all the spirits he lists here on the blog.
Oh, the trials and tribulations Faldo goes thru to help his readers!


Wednesday, November 16, 2016

LittleRedElf Wins for the 5th Time in 2016

Balancing her work load to meet LittleRedElf.
LittleRedElf moves himself into contention for the last quarter seat with this win. Rjmech continued to build on his lead in the 4th quarter

It will be an interesting finish to the NPP season, but then again it always is!

2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd - Rjmech
4th - Johnnied55
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 31st NPP win!

Now a list of the top scotch whiskeys that won't break the bank:

Black Bull - $55
Compass Box Hedonism - $100
The Dimple Pinch - $45
Islay Mist - 17 years old - $70
Monkey Shoulder - $40
Rock Oyster Blended Whiskey - $45
Sheep Dip - $40
Usquaebach 15 year old - $80


Sunday, November 13, 2016

Once Faldo Talks About the Presidential Election.......

Ignorant Millenials sitting. Not all their fault however.
there will be nothing left to say.
So, read it, live it, love it. It’s a mixture of fact and truth. Period.
The Lord God allowed this nation one more chance to save itself….but just one more.
Understand that giving the Democrat any power in our government again will be the same as taking a torch to the Constitution of the United States. They proved it to even the unthinking useful idiots on the left – and the Democrats still got 50 million votes. THAT tells us thinking Americans where the rest of the people living here think of the Constitution and what this country stands for.
Liberals actually want the destruction of the United States Constitution. THAT should scare you into action.
Obama and the turncoat Republicans who gave up rather than fight the machine, doubled our debt in 8 years, socialized our medical industry into very expensive 3rd world care, surrendered our power and pride to our enemies overseas, let our military go into disarray, let our veterans die waiting for care and let our soldiers die in foreign lands unable to defend themselves properly or get back up from their fellow soldiers when under attack.
Meanwhile, at home the Democrats were flooding our country with illegal aliens from everywhere and anywhere to fill welfare rolls, take jobs from Americans, get on the Democrat voter rolls and fundamentally destroy the identity of the founding of the United States of America.
The new United States selfie - coming soon if not stopped now.
Obama wrote executive order after executive order, avoiding Congress and acting like a dictator. He also pardoned thousands of felons in time to vote Democrat. We had Democrat governors giving voting rights to felons in time to vote for Hillary. And Congress – a Republican Congress – simply bent over and grabbed the ankles, trying to stop absolutely none of this lawlessness by state and federal government.
The Democrats ran Hillary Clinton as Obama’s replacement – and had to cheat, lie and steal to beat an admitted Socialist and actual Communist from winning the Democrat nomination. That also tells you where the Democrats and their voters actually live. Any liberal voter is an EMENY of the United States now. Whether by actual thought, complete ignorance or just plain mental illness, this should be crystal clear to all Americans.
Liberals destroy the USA and defecate on everything American - every single day.
The crimes and failures committed by Hillary Clinton are too many to be listed here – as are Obama’s. Yet the media, the entertainment industry, the unions and the elite rich all lined up to support this incompetent felon, liar, crook and cheat for President – as they did for this communist American hater for the last 8 years.
As Faldo already stated, our Lord God granted us one more chance. He saved us by the slimmest of margins from a Hillary Clinton president and a completely Communist Supreme Court to rubber stamp the destruction of our Constitution.
If Hillary would have campaigned like she did when she finally was able to stop her seizures, crying and coughing jags long enough to give her concession speech, she would have won easily. We were THAT close to the immediate loss of our nation.
The loser – Hillary Clinton still managed to get nearly 60 million votes and win the popular vote by a slim margin. 60 million votes for a person who sold access and favors from our government for millions and let the entire world see top secret correspondence in our government with her basement email set up. This entire computer system was set up to hide her criminal activity and money laundering from her selling her government influence - and probably secrets too.
Hillary did not send aid to Americans under fire in Bengazi, then lied to the American people as to the reason for their deaths.
This pure incompetent lying traitor to our country – Hillary Clinton - still received nearly 60 million votes for President. Think about that. Ok, 5 million voters are dead people, duplicates and duplicate dead people. Another 5 million voters were illegal immigrants and felons allowed to vote in pure Democrat districts. Take them out.
So this means that 50 million of our fellow citizens that voted for Democrats are either:
           A)    A lazy brainwashed useful idiot who refuses to learn the truth
           B)    A moron who has no ability to grasp reality
           C)    A mentally ill person who lives in a alternate universe where facts don’t matter
           D)    A traitor to the United States of America
           E)     Two of the above
           F)     Three of the above
           G)    All of the above
The media, the political parties and the clergy will tell you it is time to put the election behind us and come together as Americans.
Faldo says BULLSHIT! Obama told the Republicans in his first week in office, “I won. You lost. Shut the fuck up.” If Hillary would have won, Trump would have faced a firing squad. Don’t tell Faldo it is time to come together as Americans.
And as the Democrats in office state publicly that it is time to come together and work together (translation – keep our destruction of the United States going), Democrat donors continue to fund riots and looting in liberal cites.
Have you noticed that cities with rioting, looting and violence - voted in massive numbers for Hillary? I say the city and the businesses that have these riots DESERVE them. You tolerated liberalism and communists in your neighborhood. Deal with it.
Democrats are no longer Americans. They are the enemy. Deal with this FACT. If the last 8 years did not convince you of that – then you are “B” from above, and you are the enemy.
Faldo’s point is this. Faldo will say it again. The Lord God gave us one more chance. Republicans have the White House, the Senate and the House. We can stack the Supreme Court with YOUNG Constitutionalist judges who will follow the God given principals found in the Constitution and not make law up from thin air or find justification in Socialist Europe.
Actually, we don't George. You tried to appease the enemy within. How did that work out?
It is up to the nearly 60 million Americans that voted for Trump to not take the foot off the neck of the Democrats – any Democrat.
DO NOT tolerate their whining, crying or protesting.
Treat every Democrat as the enemy - an internal enemy as deadly as any Muslim terrorist or serial killer. Every Democrat or Democrat voter is the enemy. Period.
It is time to educate the “A” Democrats and shun the rest. This “A” list is the brainwashed junior, high school and college students and young adults – known as the Millennials. These poor Americans have been brainwashed in our liberal school systems and they need to be de-programmed, forced to think, then be re-educated. A tall order to be sure. The liberals have worked on them their entire childhood and young adulthood.
Nikita Khrushchev, the former communist dictator of the Soviet Union said, “We will not get you, but we will get your children.” He was right – they have. They did it by Americans sleeping at the switch and not challenging liberalism at every turn. We have to start challenging NOW and never stop!
Any that cannot be saved, add them to the shun list. And while shunning all Democrats that cannot learn, watch them very, very closely. After all, they are internal enemies to our Constitution. They are perfectly willing to vote for a Socialist or Communist Democrat. Bernie Sanders would have been the nominee if the Democrat Party did not cheat him. Democrats only know one way to win – cheat. But this is proof that the cancer of communism has spread into the tissues and bones of this nation. It has to be killed – and it is now or never.
Every Democrat policy, statement, goal and strategy has to be challenged and defeated immediately. As Trump showed in the campaign, you cannot let one lying utterance by a liberal go unchallenged. Explain at once why what they stated is wrong and treasonous. Do not go silent. Do not back down! Do not shy from an altercation – verbal or otherwise.Yes, it's that serious. The liberals are acting that way - Americans better.
Don't let liberals tread on us anymore. We have to stop this ...NOW.
After all, it is our country’s survival at stake. We have four years to defeat a communist cancer the liberals have grown in this nation in the last 80 years since FDR. The second Civil War has just started. Live free or die. Your choice.
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
DO NOT think the job is done with the election of Trump. As with Bush, the liberal press – or their real name, the media arm of the Democrat Party – will blame Trump for every cloudy day, every crack in every sidewalk and the death of every fly. This is the same press that blamed Obama for absolutely nothing for 8 years.
Every liberal lie, statement, demonstration, riot, union strike, complaint, act of lawlessness, cry of victimhood, racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia, global warming or acts of brainwashing in our schools needs to be challenge immediately and those liberals shamed, shouted down, arrested – and if need be, taken to the woodshed. You personally have to make the decision as to ‘how big’ that woodshed needs to be.
The conservatives and the Constitution won this election. We have done this before and squandered the chances to get this country back to what it was – a capitalist beacon of freedom, liberty, justice for all and the only super-power on earth.
We have to do it this time. God will not give us another chance. Act wisely – but forcefully – against all liberals. They cannot be tolerated in any way, shape or form any more.
God, please give us the strength to win this second Civil War. Amen.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Rjmech Wins for the 3rd Time in 2016

It's time to not only drain the swamp, but eliminate the liberal snakes.

Rjmech beat a field of 12 on election night 2016 to win for the 3rd time this season. Way to go, RJ. He is in the hunt for the 4th quarter seat in the NPP Final.

Faldo missed the round tonight attending a 'Freedom Fire'. An outdoor fire where the Constitution was not burned - only because Hillary did not win. If she had, the Constitution would not be worth the paper it was printed on.

But the assumed funeral of the United States turned into a small and temporary celebration. Thank God! And Faldo does mean thanks to God.

But now - the real work, and - the real fight begins of dismantling the last 80 years of liberalism.

But, Faldo digresses.

2nd - 95corrolla
3rd - GMOgolf (climbing into contention also)
4th - KingBing420
Bubble - Absea98

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 22nd NPP win!

At the Freedom Fire, some good bourbon was drank. Faldo thought he would give you a list of some of the best reasonably priced bourbons on the market:

Booker's Bluegrass - $60
Bulleit 10 year old Bourbon - $40
Buffalo Trace - $40
E. H. Taylor Jr. Barrel Proof - $70
Four Roses Small Batch - $35
Jim Beam Single Barrel - $35
Old Weller Antique - $35



Friday, November 04, 2016

LittleRedElf Wins for the 4th Time in 2016 - Final Quote Section

LittleRedElf has a fan in is NPP Hotel Room - Irina Sheik
LittleRedElf got back in the winner's circle after a small hiatus. We all knew he would be back. That kind of talent cannot be held down forever.

The Elf is setting himself up for a Total Point seat if he doesn't win this quarter. And don't count him out of this quarter.

2nd - Tomservo2 - still playing hard even though he already has his seat
3rd - Absea98 - making a late charge!
4th - Derf-63 - sneaking up on Faldo!
Bubble - GMOgolf - trying to make a charge

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 30th NPP win.

Now, the last quote installment.

"Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to the error that counts." - Nikki Giovanni

"All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery, never learned anything and never got anywhere." - Faldo

"You cannot direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails." - Faldo

"It is a sad day when you find out that it's not an accident or time or fortune, but just yourself that kept things from you." - Lillian Hellman

"There is no limit to what can be accomplished so long as no one cares who gets the credit." - Faldo

"Experience is a great teacher, but she sends in a terrific bill." - Minna Antrim