Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Derf-63 Wins for the 1st Time in 2014

Two of Derf-63's fans heading to his cottage on NPP Island.
With Derf-63’s win and the showing by the rest of the pack, the race for the 2nd quarter seat just heated up! We have a full table of players poised to take the lead now.
Derf-63 and the rest of the NPP line up said, “It’s catch up time!”

Or – in horse race jargon near the Kentucky Derby – they are all bunched up at the top of the backstretch!
It will be another exciting finish. Get in here and be a part of it!

On to the action:
A caveat on the reporting – Faldo sort of took the night off once knocked out. Faldo was doing some work – for work. Sometimes life gets in the way. Faldo must keep working to pay for the one fourth of the country that doesn’t.
10 min: Wingsfancurt (14th) Missed it playing a hand.
25 min: Sanster89 (13th) sees his (AA) lose to Derf-63’s flopped two pair. Ouch!
30 min: LittleRedElf (12th) Missed it.
34 min: Tigercub8189 (11th) runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s straight.
36 min: K9isadog (10th) Missed it.
40 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (9th) bluffs at the wrong time and Pre01 runs him out.
41 min: Lump2 (8th) out-kicked by 95corolla.
55 min: 95corolla (7th) is knocked out by the Break Monster.
1st break:
Took a bathroom and then kept working. Forgot to record the numbers. Faldo is sorry.
66 min: Pre01 (6th) missed it.
Now the battle really begins for over a half hour!
103 min: Absea98 (5th) Missed it.
108 min: Tomservo2 (4th) runs into Suetman123’s two pair.
112 min: A short-stacked Suetman123 (3rd) goes with (33) but loses the coin flip to Derf-63’s (AsKs) and he trips his Aces.
Heads up:    J3gamble     7300    -      Derf-63     13700
This goes on a while too!
120 min:         J3gamble    8700    -      Derf-63     12300
125 min:         J3gamble    5400    -      Derf-63     15600
130 min:         J3gamble    9800    -      Derf-63     11200
135 min:         J3gamble    4600    -      Derf-63     16400
138 min: J3gamble (2nd) goes with (AJ) but loses the coin flip to Derf-63 with (22).
Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 12th NPP win!
1st – Derf-63
2nd – J3gamble
3rd – Suetman123
4th – Tomservo2
5th – Absea98
6th – Pre01
7th – 95corolla
8th – Lump2
9th – Mikeniks-Faldo
10th – K9isadog
11th – Tigercub8189
12th – LittleRedElf
13th – Sanster89
14th – Wingsfancurt
The 1st Quarter Standings on the right side of the blog!

Sunday, April 27, 2014

A Poker Game Faldo Would Love to Attend

"So I said to Hussein, 'I know Abe Lincoln, and you are no Abe Lincoln."
B. Hussein Obama, the golfing, bowing to foreign leaders, communist narcissist joke for a president, has made numerous attempts to quote Abraham Lincoln.

How come this Divider and Chief has not used this one?
"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they should be doing for themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln

Find that quote anywhere in the Communist Manifesto and race bating that is the Democrat platform.
You won’t.  

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Douge2 Wins for the 3rd Time This Year

Evangelina says Douge2 and her will need a sound-proof room after his win.
This gives Douge2 the lead in the Total Point race, and puts him back in the 2nd quarter race.
He took advantage of the shortened lineup to win for the 3rd time this season.
LittleRedElf takes over the 2nd quarter lead, picking up points by entering and sitting out to a 3rd place finish.
Faldo is not sure what is going on. This is the first time we ever had an 11 player tourney. And even three of the eleven blinded out. So we actually had an 8 person tournament – also a record low.
Maybe the ‘free chip” situation is finally taking a toll on people’s motivation. Of course that is a Democrat specialty – destroying people’s desire to do anything productive.
Faldo is not angry at all with his NPP’ers. And getting mad at liberals, our now communist government, and the criminal element at the highest level of our govenment -  already cost Faldo stress related health issue.
So, Faldo will simply relish the time we have left - what ever time we have left – for everything.
On to the action:
9 min: J3gamble (11th) Missed it. On other table.
11 min: T3chlady (10th) Missed it. On other table.
19 min: A short-stacked (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (9th) runs into Absea98’s flush.
22 min: Pre01 (8th) two pair runs into K9isadog’s trips.
37 min: A SS Absea98 (7th) has (77) but Douge2’s pairs his Kings.
42 min: A SS Suetman123 (6th) has (44) but Douge2 has (55).
45 min:  Sanster89 (5th) blinds out.
46 min: Derf-63 (4th) blinds out.
47 min: LittleRedElf (3rd) blinds out.
Heads up:         Douge2     8700      -      K9isadog     7800
50 min: K9isadog (2nd) runs into Douge2’s trips.
Congratulations to Douge2 on his 12th NPP!
1st – Douge2
2nd – K9isadog
3rd – LittleRedElf
4th – Derf-63
5th – Sanster89
6th – Suetman123
7th – Absea98
8th – Pre01
9th – Mikeniks-Faldo
10th – T3chlady
11th – J3gamble
The 2nd Quarter Standings and Total Point standings are on the right side of the blog!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

T3chlady Wins for the 2nd Time in 2014

T3chlady won tonight's tournament ......... quite comfortably!
“Techlady” FINALLY got a few breaks from PokerStars, and used them to go along with solid play to take this week’s tourney.
With this win, she moves into first place in the second quarter, just ahead of the legend, LittleRedElf. LRE had the lead and appeared to be pulling away, when he had to sit out. Even so, he finished 5th. Elf can finish higher than Faldo – sitting out – than Faldo can playing!
Plenty of time to get in the race for Seat #2 in the NPP Finals.
On to the action:
4 min: Absea98 (16th) goes with (AK) but Derf-63 hits a flush.
37 min: Derf-63(15th) then runs into K9isadog’s full house!
43 min: J3gamble (14th) has (JJ) and loses to K9isadog’s gamble with (QJ) as a [Q] hits the river.
46 min: Pre01 (13th) Runs into K9isadog’s straight. Might be the Dog’s night.
51 min: A short-stacked Tigercub8189 (12th) goes with a pair of Kings, but K9isadog hits his straight. It is a Dog’s night.
53 min: Tomservo2 (11th) Missed it.
55 min: Suetman123 (10th) Blinded out.
1st break:
K9isadog     8330
Wingsfancurt     4520
LittleRedElf    4250
T3chlady     3570
Mikeniks-Faldo    1770
Tim481    920
Theedouble*d    420
Sanster89    200
Douge2     20
61 min: Douge2 (9th) blinded out.
64 min: Sanster89 (8th) blinded out.
70 min: Theedouble*d (7th) blinded out.
All these “blinded outs” are starting to bug Faldo. The weather is not THAT nice yet.
 Now the poker game started.
90 min: Tim481 (6th) runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s trip Kings.
100 min: LittleRedElf (5th) blinds out.
104 min: A SS Wingsfancurt (4th) with (55) loses the coin flip to T3chlady with (QJ) as she hits a [Q] on the river.
2nd break:
T3chlady     11780
Mikeniks-Faldo    11640
K9isadog      580
110 min: A SS K9isadog (3rd) gets “Faldo’ed” as T3chlady out-draws him and hits a four-flush! It turned out to be a Lady's night.
Heads up:    T3chlady   13000     -     Mikeniks-Faldo     11000
112 min:  Mikeniks-Faldo (2nd) tries it with (AsJs) but loses the coin flip to T3chlady’s (66).
Congratulations to T3chlady on her 6th NPP win!
1st – T3chlady
2nd – Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd – K9isadog
4th – Wingsfancurt
5th – LittleRedElf
6th – Tim481
7th – Theedouble*d
8th – Sanster89
9th – Douge2
10th – Suetman123
11th – Tomservo2
12th – Tigercub8189
13th – Pre01
14th – J3gamble
15th – Derf-63
16th – Absea98
The 2nd Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

J3Gamble Wins for His 2nd Time in 2014

The cheering section for J3gamble is growing.
The rookie continues to impress! Already to two wins this season, he is proving the first win was no fluke. With this win, he moves into 2nd place early in this 2nd quarter race for a seat in the NPP Final.
It is early folks so don’t be shy. Get into the best poker league in the world and see what you got!
On to the action:
9 min: Douge2 (15th) Missed it.
12 min: Derf-63 (14th) Missed it.
14 min: Sanster89 (13th) sees his pair of Queens run into Theedouble*d’s (AA).
24 min: Rjmech (12th) Missed it.
24 min: Absea98 (11h) Missed it.
24 min: Tomservo2 (10th) Missed it. Three gone at once!
1st break:
J3gamble     7540
Mikeniks-Faldo    3405
Tigercub8189     2820
Suetman123    1840
Theedouble*d    1820
T3chlady     1705
Lump2    1490
LittleRedElf    1245
K9isadog     635
69 min: Theedouble*d (9th) and LittleRedElf (8th) both run into T3chlady’s (AA).
74 min: K9isadog (7th) blinds out.
75 min: T3chlady (6th) loses to J3gamble’s trip Queens.
77 min: Lump2 (5th) runs into Tigercub8189’s (QQ).
A long battle starts.
90 min: A short-stacked (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (4th) runs into Suetman123’s full house.
Now, an even longer battle starts.
2nd break:
Suetman123     12085
J3gamble     7605
Tigercub8189     2810
124 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (3rd) has to go with an open ended straight draw but loses to J3gamble’s pair of Jacks.
Heads up:        J3gamble    13000    -      Suetman123       9500
130 min:          J3gamble    17000    -      Suetman123       5500
135 min:  A SS Suetman123 (2nd) runs into J3gamble’s trip Aces!
Congratulations to J3gamble on his 2nd NPP win!
1st – J3gamble
2nd – Suetman123
3rd – Tigercub8189
4th – Mikeniks-Faldo
5th – Lump2
6th – T3chlady
7th – K9isadog
8th – LittleRedElf
9th – Theedouble*d
10th – Tomservo2
11th – Absea98
12th – Rjmech
13th – Sanster89
14th – Derf-63
15th – Douge2
The 1st Quarter Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Saturday, April 05, 2014

Douge2's Humor Corner 0414: Think About It.

And why are they so baggy?
Everyone Wants To Do That
Sitting together on a train were Obama, a Marine, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later. There is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: The Marine must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Marine thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!

Cowboy Headstone
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

When You Turn 65, Be Sure to Ask Your Doctor
"You know, when I was 30, when I got an erection, I couldn’t bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was 50, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.

When I turned 60, I could bent it in half with just one hand.
The doctor finally says,”So what is your question?"

“Well, I just turned 65. How much stronger am I going to get?

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

LittleRedElf Wins for the 1st Time in 2014

Just a small sampling of the LittleRedElf's fan club.
The Elf also won for the first time in 2013 - in an 18 player tilt. LittleRedElf likes the bigger fields I guess.
The rest of the field has to take notice that the man with the most NPP wins in history, takes the early lead in the 2nd quarter. That can never be good for everyone else.
But, a long way to go, so if you have not got into the game, now is the time.
On to the action:
3 min: Pre01 (18th) Missed it.
4 min: Absea98 (17th) has (Ad Kd) but loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s flush in clubs.
8 min: Douge2 (16th) Missed it.
15 min: Wwsatando (15th) runs into Derf-63’s flush.
20 min: Sanster89 (14th) and Suetman123 (13th) both run into Derf-63’s full house!
34 min: A short-stacked (SS) K9isadog (12th) has (22) but LittleRedElf has (KQ) and hits a King for a higher pair.
35 min: A SS Rjmech (11th) has (KQ), but Mikeniks-Faldo has (AK).
37 min: Lump2 (10th) Missed it.
50 min: 95corolla (9th) runs into LittleRedElf’s full house.
1st break:
Derf-63    7115
Mikeniks-Faldo   5325
LittleRedElf   4510
Tomservo2   3510
ThePunk75   2800
Tom481     1950
T3chlady   1715
Theedouble*d     75
62 min: Theedouble*d (8th) blinds out.
68 min: ThePunk75 (7th) sees his two pair lose to Derf-63’s higher two pair.
78 min: Tim481 (6th) runs into Tomservo2’s two pair.
83 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (5th) has to go with (Q9) but LittleRedElf has (AJ).
91 min: Derf-63 (4th) hits his trip Threes but Tomservo2 hit a baby straight.
98 min: A SS T3chlady (3rd) goes with (55), but LittleRedElf has (99).
Heads up:        LittleRedElf    18000      -        Tomservo2     9000
105 min:          LittleRedElf    16700      -        Tomservo2     10300
110 min:          LittleRedElf    13700      -        Tomservo2     13300
2nd break:
LittleRedElf    14500
Tomservo2      12500
125 min:          LittleRedElf    21000      -        Tomservo2     6000
130 min:          LittleRedElf    25000      -        Tomservo2     2000
135 min: Tomservo2 (2nd) runs into LittleRedElf’s full house!
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 20th NPP victory!
1st – LittleRedElf
2nd – Tomservo2
3rd – T3chlady
4th – Derf-63
5th – Mikeniks-Faldo
6th – Tim481
7th – ThePunk75
8th – Theedouble*d
9th – 95corolla
10th – Lump2
11th – Rjmech
12th – K9isadog
13th – Suetman123
14th – Sanster89
15th – Wwsatando
16th – Douge2
17th - Absea98
18th – Pre01
The 2nd Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!