Thursday, September 28, 2017

LittleRedElf Wins 6th and Tomservo2 Wins 9th of 2017

NPP waitress brings refreshments to the winners
Well two of the winning most players in NPP history are at it again.

LittleRedElf jumps into the 4th quarter race as we all knew he would.

2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Meanwhile, already Finals seat-clinched Tomservo2 continues his quest to be 'the most wins in a season' player. He needs only 3 more and Faldo would not bet against him.

2nd - KingBing420
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Absea98

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 37th NPP win!
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 30th NPP win!

Now for a little humor:



An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I
have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful
to me?”

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've
been unfaithful to you on three occasions during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never
suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'

 Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the
mortgage. Do you remember that evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you
for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

 Martha asked, "Do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

 "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of
course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for
president of your golf club, and you needed 53 more votes?”


Thursday, September 14, 2017

Tomservo2 Wins His 8th and Greggst49 Wins for the 2nd Time in 2017

Tomservo2 and Greggst49 are putting the hurt to the rest of the NPP field.
Hail to the guys with the victories! Tomservo2 continues to win (even though he doesn't need to).

2nd - GMOgolf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - KingBing420
5th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Rachael0388

And Greggst49 stopped by to win for the 2nd time this year.

2nd - Douge2
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble -GMOgolf

It will be an exciting final quarter in the NPP league. Come on by on Tuesday and get in the game!

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 29th NPP win!
Congratulations to Greggst49 on his 2nd NPP win!

Now for more humor from Douge2:



I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....



My wife was at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunk swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed, he's my old boyfriend. He began drinking right after we split up years ago, and hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...