Tomservo2 Wins Two in a Row! Then LittleRedElf Breaks the Streak

That is Tom, Elf and RJ on the left. The rest of the NPP field on the right.

Tomservo2, serving notice that he is in the 2nd quarter seat race for keeps, wins two in a row, for his 3rd win this year.
2nd - Hlam142015
3rd - Rjmech
Bubble - T3chlady

Then, LittleRedElf wanted to remind everyone that he wants that seat also, so he wins for his 3rd time this year.
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Theedouble'd
4th - Rjmech
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Congratulations to Tomsevo2 on his 40th NPP victory.
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 49th NPP victory.

And now from the continuing saga of married man life in America:

Husband and Wife play "Best Ball" 

Due to some constant nagging by his wife, a husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot Tournament at their golf club.

He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway.

Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."

The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and spent the full three minutes looking for the ball.

He found it just in time, but in a horrible position. He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in.

His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.

He took the ball out of the hole and while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole".

To which she replied, "Listen stupid, don't bitch at me. Only two of those five shots were mine."

Meanwhile, Faldo came home from golfing today.

 The wife had left a note on the refrigerator:

 "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with our daughter!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...

What the hell is she talking about?

 

LittleRedElf and Tomservo2 Both Win for the 2nd Time in 2019

No buts about it, the NPP cheerleaders love The Elf and Tonservo2!

The 2nd quarter is heating up as two perennial All-Stars and NPP qualifiers step up in the last two rounds:

1st - LittleRedElf
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - hlam142015
4th - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf

1st - Tomservo2
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - CometGirlXO
Bubble - KingUnix

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 48th NPP victory.
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 39th NPP victory.

Now a love story:

Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta .  It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over.  Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.

She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind."

So Sandra, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the ice to the cove.

When she got home with the items she said, "Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store.  Why didn't you just give me some money?"

Alan replied, "Well, Sandra, I didn't want to send you out there with any cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was."

A love story like this almost brings tears to your eyes........

Rjmech Won Two in a Row for Wins 4 & 5 in 2019

Rjmech grabbed two at once at the NPP poker table and the beach.

Faldo almost delayed writing this.....because he is trying to golf.
Uh....Faldo meant it was because RJ will probably make it three in a row, so why type this one?
RJ is running roughshod over the NPP field right now.

First;
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Johnnied55
4th - Absea98
5th - Tigercub8189
Bubble - Douge2

Then next;
2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - 95corolla

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 37th and 38th NPP win and moving up the Walk of Fame!

Now for some men being men:

Never Miss an Opportunity

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman said "Hell no...get away from me...you’re a sicko!"

The bum turned to leave and said "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

Marriage Counseling

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman

shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wifeneeds at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband looked lovingly at his wife and said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Fridays, but on Wednesday I golf.”