Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Lump2 Wins His 2nd NPP Tilt of the Year

Lump2 has a stretch goal this quarter.
Lump2, LittleRedElf and ThePunk75 are making a move and letting our 2nd quarter leader - 95corolla - that the race is far from over. An exciting race is in store, that’s for sure.
NPP welcomed back Wwsatando, a west side of the state player that was here when on –line poker was booming! Great to see you come home Satan!
We have not had this many people for a night of NPP action in two years! Thank you all for being here.
Sorry I missed more hands than usual, but I had other duties to do besides play and try to take notes of hands. I was triple tasking and not doing well at any of them as you can well imagine.
On to the NPP action:
4 min: Tomservo2 (20th) sees his (99) run into Wwsatando’s trip Eights.
13 min: Theedouble*d (19th) Missed it.
17 min: Suetman123 (18th) Missed it.
22 min: A short-stacked (SS) 95corolla (17th) runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s trips.
29 min: A SS K9isadog (16th) with (99) loses to ThePunk75 with (KK).
33 min: Derf-63 (15th) Missed it.
35 min: A SS Sanster89 (14th) loses to Wingsfancurt’s trip Aces.
40 min: KingBing420 (13th) Missed it.
43 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (12th)
54 min: Pre01 (11th) has a straight and loses to Wingsfancurt’s bigger straight!
1st break:
Wingsfancurt    5410
Lump2   5190
Wwsatando   3435
ThePunk75   2940
Absea98    2535
Tigercub8189    2435
T3chlady    2035
Rjmech   1955
Douge2   300
67 min: Douge2 (10th) blinds out.
70 min: A SS Rjmech (9th) goes with (AJ) but Tigercub8189 has (AQ).
73 min: Tigercub8189 (8th) with (AK) loses a coin flip to Lump2’s (TT).
78 min: Absea98 (7th) Missed it.
83 min: T3chlady (6th) Missed it.
86 min: A SS ThePunk75 (5th) has to go with (KcTc) but runs into LittleRedElf’s two pair.
92 min: A SS LittleRedElf (4th) has to go with (AQ) but Wwsatando has (KK).
104 min: A SS Wingsfancurt (3rd) has to go with (AcTc) and loses to Lump2’s (KQ) when a [Q] hits on the turn.
105 min: Wwsatando (2nd) has two pair, but Lump2 has trips!
Congratulations to Lump2 on his 11th NPP win!
1st – Lump2
2nd – Wwsatando
3rd – Wingsfancurt
4th – LittleRedElf
5th – ThePunk75
6th – T3chlady
7th – Absea98
8th – Tigercub8189
9th – Rjmech
10th - Douge2
11th – Pre01
12th – Mikeniks-Faldo
13th - KingBing420
14th – Sanster89
15th – Derf-63
16th - K9isadog
17th - 95corolla
18th – Suetman123
19th – Theedouble*d
20th - Tomservo2
Standings are posted on the right side of the blog!

Friday, April 26, 2013

Douge2’s Humor Corner – Finding the Correct Answer

Hang on guys..summer clothes will be out shortly.
They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
In response to the question:  "List all dependents?" 
I replied -
"14 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
62 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in prison;
half of Mexico;
and the 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73  just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something, probably body language, or the way she said it, made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all.
She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.
I then asked her what she was so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing.”

Location, Location, Location
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife said tearing up, "Yes I remember that jewelry store!"
He said, "Well I'm in the bar next to it."

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

ThePunk75 Wins in a Breeze

ThePunk75 floored the competition!
ThePunk75 gets in the 2nd quarter mix with this win. He was on a roll tonight. Nice job Punk!
95corolla extends his lead this quarter however, with his second place finish. He is on a heater – not that he needs any help! Way to go 95corolla.
Still plenty of time for the rest of the league to try and heat up! But we have to get started.
On to the action:
10 min: LittleRedElf (17th) Missed it.
18 min: Sanster89 (16th) sees his pair of Aces run into Mikeniks-Faldo’s two pair.
25 min: Theedouble*d (15th) Missed it.
30 min: KingBing420 (14th) two pair loses to Douge2’s full house.
34 min: A short-stacked (SS) K9isadog (13th) sees his two pair lose to Lump2 trips.
36 min: A SS Suetman123 (12th) loses to ThePunk75’s trips.
37 min: A SS Absea98 (11th) has two pair but loses to ThePunk75’s trips. Again?
41 min: Derf-63 (10th) Missed it.
45 min: Wingsfancurt (9th) pair of Aces loses to 95corolla’s trip Kings on the river!
1st break:
Douge2   5835
95corolla    4752
Lump2   3818
ThePunk75   3270
Mikeniks-Faldo    3185
Pre01   2580
Tigercub8189   2035
Rjmech   25
69 min: Rjmech (8th) blinds out.
85 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (7th) sees his (QQ) run into ThePunk75’s (KK).
94 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (6th) is out-kicked by ThePunk75.
97 min: Douge2 (5th) Missed it.
99 min: A SS Pre01 (4th) loses to Lump2’s (QQ).
2nd break:
ThePunk75    13840
Lump2   10036
95corolla   1624
122 min: Lump2 (3rd) has (99), but ThePunk75 has (KK).
Heads Up:   95corolla       1500      -     ThePunk75      23000
125 min: 95corolla (2nd) is out-kicked by ThePunk75.
Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 17th NPP win!
1st – ThePunk75
2nd – 95corolla
3rd – Lump2
4th – Pre01
5th – Douge2
6th – Tigercub8189
7th – Mikeniks-Faldo
8th – Rjmech
9th – Wingsfancurt
10th – Derf-63
11th – Absea98
12th – Suetman123
13th – K9isadog
14th – KingBing420
15th – Theedouble*d
16th – Sanster89
17th – LittleRedElf
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Friday, April 19, 2013

Faldo’s Thoughts as He Freezes During Global Warming

Real Americans want USA = Yellow Truck  - Enemy of Constitution = Red truck
Time Magazine prints a picture of a terrified child at the Boston Marathon bombing site. I guess the entire customer base of Time magazine - all twenty readers, all liberals – were up in arms about it. And why wouldn’t liberals be upset?
After all it is perfectly ok if you pull children out of their mothers’ womb early and pinch their little heads off with forceps. But for heaven’s sake, don’t show them crying because they heard a terrifying boom and saw people bleeding where their arms or legs used to be! Don’t show that! What if people get upset at terrorists? We liberals don’t want people upset at terrorists. We liberals want people to understand and appease terrorists.
So the bosses over at Time Magazine did what any proud liberal boss would do....they caved and then made the employee – the photographer – apologize for the picture.
Yes, that is correct. The editors and big bosses at Time Magazine….the ones who write the headline of every article and decide on every picture used in the magazine, threw the employee under the bus! They made the guy who took probably hundreds of photographs that day….apologize for THAT one photo - even though he had no say in whether it would be used or not! The liberal bosses took zero responsibility.
The liberals – from the twenty readers of Time Magazine, to the fellow left wing journalists all lapped up the apology and moved on.
Liberals are gutless…..on every level. That is what makes them liberals in the first place.
The Liberal Press published a press release from Iran; who say they condemn the Boston terrorist act, but then Iran proceeded to blame the USA for making terrorism necessary. Does anyone ….except liberals…give a shit about what that third world toilet thinks? The liberal press published it for only one reason, and that was to get the ripping of the USA out in front of Americans…..because that is what liberals like and believe. They prove it every single day.
Like the NY Times – or the Jihad Journal as NPP calls it – who criticized the Senate for following the …and the NRA for standing up for the ……US Constitution! Obama's gun grab got voted down fair and square ...this time. But that is not good enough for the NY Times. No, those liberals want every single law abiding citizen of the USA unarmed….and they want it right now by an Obama edict! That is the only thing that will satisfy them.
And you still are able to call…. any liberal an American anymore? You really can’t if you are honest with yourself. Liberals are not honest with anyone, including themselves.
As always Faldo will take the last word on the Boston bombing….and for that matter, the last word on any future terrorist act of senseless human created tragedy. Because, after all, once Faldo weighs in….there is really nothing more to say that is worth anything.
STOP IT with the stupid symbolism already! Stop the flags at half mast. Stop the moments of silence at sports events. Stop the plaques to victims of tragedies. Stop the ribbon wearing. Stop the t-shirt wearing. Stop the flowers on the spot of the event. Stop the WHATEVER_a-thons and the WHATEVER_aid shows, walks, bike rides, etc. ENOUGH ALREADY!
It means nothing. It does nothing. And it is a crutch that liberals make you use …..instead of you getting angry and demanding something REALLY be done. They have us conditioned to buy a t-shirt or a ribbon, put it on, and think we made a difference. Well, you have – to the makers of the ribbons and the t-shirts. But that is it.
Meanwhile, your tax dollars are sent to terrorist supporting nations, your sons and daughters are killed in “playing patty-cake wars”, drug lords and union mob bosses run your cities, while politicians just sit around and figure out ways to take your only method of real protection ….and the rest of your property.
Next time someone wants you to wear a ribbon, tell that dumb clueless brain-dead idiot…that you don’t want a fucking ribbon…..you want revenge! Sweet, cold and brutal revenge!
And every liberal - who can't be cured - needs to be in the driver’s seat of that red truck.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

95corolla Wins His 2nd NPP Tilt of the Year

95corolla has a pair of....wins.
And with the win 95corolla now has the 2nd quarter lead - and a bulls-eye on his back! LittleRedElf still looms close by and there is still plenty of time for the rest of the league to catch up.
On to the action:
2 min: Poor Wingsfancurt (17th) His full house runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s quads! Ouch.
15 min: Theedouble*d (16th) trips are beat by Lump2 trips – with a higher kicker. Ouch!
18 min: Pre01 (15th) trips lost to Rjmech’s full house.
24 min: Douge2 (14th) two pair loses to Absea98’s higher two pair.
28 min: A short-stacked (SS) ThePunk75 (13th) has to go with (77) and loses to 95corolla’s trip Sixes.
44 min: A SS LittleRedElf (12th) loses to Rjmech’s two pair.
50 min: Derf-63 (11th) blinded out.
53 min: K9isadog (10th) blinded out.
1st break:
Suetman123   4535
Rjmech   4010
95corolla    3725
Lump2   3645
Mikeniks-Faldo    2615
Sanster89   2615
KingBing420    1825
T3chlady   1295
Absea98   1155
63 min: A SS T3chlady (9th) pair of Sixes loses to Sanster89’s pair of Sevens.
69 min: A SS Sanster89 (8th) runs into 95corolla’s (AA).
76 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (7th) pairs his Five (A%) but Suetman123 pairs her King (KQ).
78 min: Rjmech (6th) with (AK) gets two pair but loses to 95corolla’s straight. Now twenty minutes of poker.
100 min: A SS Lump2 (5th) loses a coin flip with (99) to 95corolla’s (QJ) with a [Q] on the turn.
103 min: A SS Absea98 (4th) loses a coin flip with (33) to Suetman123’s (AJ) with an [A] on the turn.
107 min: Suetman123 (3rd) has (QQ), but KingBing420 has (AA).
Heads Up:   95corolla       11000      -     KingBing420      14500
110 min:       95corolla       13400      -     KingBing420      11100
115 min: KingBing420 (2nd) moves in with (AsJs) and is called by 95corolla with (QQ).
Congratulations to 95corolla on his 4th  NPP win!
1st 95corolla
2nd – KingBing420
3rd – Suetman123
4th – Absea98
5th – Lump2
6th – Rjmech
7th – Mikeniks-Faldo
8th – Sanster89
9th – T3chlady
10th – Tigercub8189
11th – Derf-63
12th – LittleRedElf
13th – ThePunk75
14th – Douge2
15th – Pre01
16th – Theedouble*d
17th – Wingsfancurt
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Everybody Plays the Fool..........Sometimes.

Sometimes your mental visualization of victory.......is WRONG!
Okay, so your stack is gone.
You sit around mopin'
Cussin' and whinin'
You say you`re even thinkin' about cryin'
Well, before you do anything rash, dig this:
Everybody plays the fool sometime
There's no exception to the rule
Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel
I ain't lyin', everybody plays the fool
Falling in love with AK is such an easy thing to do
And there's no guarantee that the one you love
Is gonna love you
Oh-oh-oh, lovin' eyes they cannot see
A certain pot could never be
Luck runs deeper than any ocean
You can cloud your mind with emotion!

Everybody plays the fool, sometime
There's no exception to the rule
Listen, baby, it may be factual, may be cruel
I want to tell ya
Everybody plays the fool.

How can you help it when the moepes start to play?
And your ability to reason is swept away.
Oh-oh-oh, the biggest pot on earth is all you see,
You're out of touch with reality.
And now you cry but when you do
Next time around someone cries instead of you!

Everybody plays the fool, sometime
The dealers use your heart like a tool
Listen, baby, they never tell you so in school
I want to say it again
Everybody plays the fool!

Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Rjmech Wins for the 2nd Time This Year

Rjmech.....wins two!
I would pencil him in for a few more if I was a betting man. Starting out slow, and then he rolled thru the nice NPP field of seventeen tonight.
LittleRedElf increased his hold on the 2nd Quarter lead. He is going to be hard to over-take. But up to the challenge is the rest of the NPP field, and it will be an exciting race as always.
Come join us every Tuesday night!
On to the action:
10 min: Theedouble*d (17th) Missed it. Phone call.
15 min: Wingsfancurt (16th) has two pair, but Derf-63 has the same – with a higher kicker.
28 min: Sanster89 (15th) lost to K9isadog’s trip Kings.
29 min: A short-stacked (SS) Tomservo2 (14th) lost to Tigercub8189’s pair of Jacks.
28 min: Douge2 (13th) sees his two pair lose to Mikeniks-Faldo’s trips.
38 min: T3chlady (12th) has (AK) and hits a [K] on the flop. Her all-in is called by Tigercub8189, who is married to his (QQ). A [Q] hits the river!
48 min: A SS Absea98 (11th) has to go with (QT) but runs into KingBing420’s (AT).
53 min: K9isadog (10th) blinded out.
1st break:
Rjmech   6018
Mikeniks-Faldo    5080
ThePunk75   4676
Tigercub8189   2972
Derf-63   1860
KingBing420    1624
LittleRedElf   1475
Suetman123   1310
95corolla    485
66min: Tigercub8189 (9th) runs into KingBing420’s trip Sixes.
72 min: A SS 95corolla (8th) runs into LittleRedElf’s trip Threes.
76 min: A SS KingBing420 (7th) runs into LittleRedElf’s (KK).
77 min: A SS Suetman123 (6th) with (KK) loses to Rjmech’s (A7) with an [A] on the river.
78 min: A SS Derf-63 (5th) loses to Rjmech’s (77).
85 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (4th) loses to Rjmech’s pair of Aces.
91 min: A SS LittleRedElf (3rd) has to go with a pair of Aces, but Rjmech has two pair.
Heads Up:   ThePunk75     9900      -     Rjmech      15600
95 min:        ThePunk75     7500      -     Rjmech      18000
100 min:      ThePunk75     9300      -     Rjmech      16200
105 min:      ThePunk75     7600      -     Rjmech      17900
108 min: A SS ThePunk75 (2nd) moves in with (A2) and is called by Rjmech with (77).
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 7th NPP win!
1st – Rjmech
2nd – ThePunk75
3rd – LittleRedElf
4th – Mikeniks-Faldo
5th – Derf-63
6th – Suetman123
7th – KingBing420
8th – 95corolla
9th – Tigercub8189
10th – K9isadog 
11th – Absea98
12th – T3chlady
13th – Douge2
14th – Tomservo2
15th – Sanster89
16th – Wingsfancurt
17th – Theedouble*d
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, April 04, 2013

Keep Watching Idol and DWTS. Don’t Worry. Nothing to See Here.

Sir, your service could not save us from liberals.
A Texas District Attorney and his wife are hunted down and killed in their own home. A West Virginia sheriff is gunned down right on Main Street in his own town. Mexican drug gangs throw severed heads across club dance floors….in Texas. There are parts of Los Angeles, Miami, Detroit, New York, St. Louis and Chicago the police don’t even go.
If the courts and police cannot protect themselves, how in the world can they protect us?
North Korea is threatening to nuke South Korea and the United States. Iran has is nuking up. The radical Muslim Brotherhood, backed by the Obama Regime and our tax dollars, now runs Egypt. We have a Muslim Communist president, a pacifist Secretary of Defense, a retarded Secretary of Homeland Security and a disgraced gun hating Vietnam vet John Kerry as Secretary of State.
How safe do you feel from foreign enemies when these same people don’t even want borders for our country?
Detroit is getting ready to start the process to elect another Democrat mayor. No other party need apply.
How has 60 years of Democrat rule worked in Detroit by the way?
This winter was cold as it should be. This spring is cooler than usual and will arrive late.
Are you going to believe there is Global Warming when they tell you there is, or your own lying goose bumps?
And, if the liberals lie to you about something you can see everyday for yourself – like the weather – how bad are they lying to you on the things you cannot see?
TV reporter and anchor Ali Velshi is leaving CNN...... for Al Jazeera America. What’s the difference? CNN lied to the American People about Hussein’s Iraq for years, just so they could keep the Democrat story line alive.
The only people watching CNN these days are sworn enemies of our Constitution – some foreign and the rest are domestic, home grown communist USA haters. Oh, and they can’t get MSNBC.
The liberal media hires radical Muslims to report the news to Americans? Uh.........yep. When pure communists are not available.....apparently they do.
A Teacher’s website promoting children to read more, motivated their young audience with Chinese communist dictator Mao quotes. When conservative parents complained, the liberal communist teachers shut down the entire site.
Ask yourself – was the purpose of the site to promote reading to children or the teaching of communists?

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

LittleRedElf Jumps into the 2nd Quarter Lead

Roll ........Elf!!!
Our win leader adds to his total and takes the early lead. Not a good sign for the rest of us, but chase on we will.
It was a slow going night as everyone wanted to get off to a good start.
PS: While winning the NPP tournament, LittleRedElf bowled a 704 series in his bowling league!
Faldo was having a hard enough time just not drooling his beer during the tournament.
On to the action:
21 min: A slow start to the exits, and then a double. A short-stacked (SS) Cigar4John (17th) with (AQ) (2%) and Theedouble*d (16th) with his (66) (46%) lose to Tomservo2’s (AK) (32%) with a [K] on the turn!
24 min: Derf-63 (15th) hits two pair, but LittleRedElf has a bigger two pair.
27 min: Suetman123 (14th) missed it watching the next hand on my table.
28 min: T3chlady (13th) goes with (AJ) and loses to Rjmech’s (QQ).
30 min: Sanster89 (12th) hits two pair, but Wingsfancurt has a bigger two pair.
38 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (11th) has to go with (T9) but runs into LittleRedElf’s (AK).
49 min: A SS Rjmech (10th) goes with (AT) and loses a coin flip to LittleRedElf’s (99).
1st break:
Wingsfancurt    9010
Tomservo2   3795
ThePunk75   3075
Absea98    2850
LittleRedElf   2070
KingBing420    1575
Tigercub8189   1355
95corolla    1090
K9isadog    680
65 min:  K9isadog (9th) has two pair but LittleRedElf has a full house.
76 min: A SS KingBing420 (8th) has her pair of Kings out-kicked by 95corolla.
86 min: A SS ThePunk75 (7th) has to go with (A9) but Wingsfancurt has (Ad Qd).
89 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (6th) runs into LittleRedElf’s (AA)!
93 min: A SS Tomservo2 (5th) loses to Absea98’s pair of Tens.
105 min: Wingsfancurt (4th) goes with (AQ) and runs into LittleRedElf’s (KK).
2nd break:
LittleRedElf   18068
95corolla    6502
Absea98    930
121 min: A SS Absea98 (3rd) has to go with (Kc9c) and runs into LittleRedElf’s (JJ).
Heads Up:   95corolla     6100      -     LittleRedElf      19400
125 min:      95corolla     6100      -     LittleRedElf      19400
130 min:      95corolla     2800      -     LittleRedElf      22700
131 min:  A SS 95corolla (2nd) moves in with (K7) and is called by LittleRedElf with (T8). The flop is [878] and 95corolla cannot catch up.
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 18th  NPP win!
1st – LittleRedElf
2nd – 95corolla
3rd – Absea98
4th – Wingsfancurt
5th – Tomservo2
6th – Tigercub8189
7th – ThePunk75
8th – KingBing420
9th – K9isadog 
10th – Rjmech
11th – Mikeniks-Faldo
12th – Sanster89
13th – T3chlady
14th – Suetman123
15th – Derf-63
16th – Theedouble*d
17th – Cigar4John
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!