Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Tigercub8189 Wins for the 1st Time in 2014

Erica waits in the NPP Lounge for Tigercub8189 to finish his press conference.
Tigercub8189 did a real rare feat by coming from dead last at the break to win the tournament. And against this field?? Well done Cub – who is now in the hunt for the last quarter seat in the NPP Finals. He also qualifys for the 2014 NPP Tournament of Champions.

But it is a log jam at the top of the leaderboard for the 4th quarter. Still plenty of time to get in there and take control.
The last two Total Points seats are also going to be hotly contested.

On to the action:
14 min: Theedouble*d (16th)
15 min: Lump2 (15th)
17 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (14th)
25 min: Rjmech (13th)
30 min: T3chlady (12th)
35 min: Tomservo2 (11th)
48 min: Suetman123 (10th) Blinds out.
49 min: LittleRedElf (9th) Blinds out.
52 min: SnDiegoSlick (8th) A final table on his first appearance at NPP! Nice job Slick.
54 min: Derf-63 (7th)
1st break:
Wwsatando   10,985
Absea98    5150
Wingsfancurt    4020
K9isadog      1845
Sanster89    1260
Tigercub8189     740
75 min: A short-stacked (SS) Sanster89 (6th)  and a SS K9isadog (5th) runs into a now hot Tigercub8189 with (KK). The Cub went from almost out to in the hunt in fifteen minutes.
80 min: Wingsfancurt (4th)
82 min: A SS Absea98 (3rd) is out-kicked by Wwsatando.
Now a great heads-up battle ensues.
Heads up:      Tigercub8189    6,000     -      Wwsatando      18,000
85 min:        Tigercub8189    4,700     -      Wwsatando     19,300
90 min:        Tigercub8189    8,500     -      Wwsatando      15,500
95 min:        Tigercub8189    15,500     -      Wwsatando      8,500
100 min:        Tigercub8189    13,400     -      Wwsatando     10,600
105 min:        Tigercub8189   17,200     -      Wwsatando      6,800
110 min:        Tigercub8189   16,000     -      Wwsatando      8,000
115 min:        Tigercub8189   12,000     -      Wwsatando     12,000
118 min:  Wwsatando (2nd) hits a flush but runs into Tigercub8189’s full house!
Congratulations to Tigercub8189 on his 5th NPP win!
1st – Tigercub8189
2nd – Wwsatando
3rd – Absea98
4th – Wingsfancurt
5th – K9isadog
6th – Sanster89
7th – Derf-63
8th – SnDiegoSlick
9th – LittleRedElf
10th – Suetman123
11th – Tomservo2
12th – T3chlady
13th – Rjmech
14th – Mikeniks-Faldo
15th – Lump2
16th – Theedouble*d
The  4th Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Monday, September 22, 2014

Odds and Ends: Braveheart-NOT; Victim – NFL; White House Break In - Fake

Constitution Voters vs Democrat voters.
Braveheart – my ass! Faldo just threw away my copy of this Mel Gibson classic. Well, Faldo would have if he owned one. Why? It’s all a lie. The men of Scotland are Woosies – with a capital uh…..P.
Of course they had help from the voting block that actually has a vagina. A female voter is as dangerous to freedom as ….well… as any Democrat is.
Scotland voted to stay a nipple sucking socialist parasite on the teat of the soon to be Muslim Republic of Great Britain. It was just too scary a thought to the women – and men in kilts – to go the freedom route. I mean they might have to resort to capitalism, hard work and self-reliance. No one on this planet currently seems to want to do that awful thing.

That grand old socialist-monarchial country known as England will soon be under Sharia Law – and sooner than anyone thinks. At least of those who are educated and paying attention know I speak the truth. The rest don’t have a clue.
Well, Scots. Drink your Scotch and enjoy being the whiny spoiled brat that always is in the thorn of your Master’s side. The party is almost over - for all of you. You had your chance to at least die a free people. Now you die as both English slaves – and infidels.
Oh, and all of a sudden it seems like everybody in the NFL is beating their wives and children. I guess all this bad behavior just started – and only the NFL is guilty of it. Men in all other walks of life have never done this. If they did, I’m sure the media would make just a big a deal out of it.
The NFL employees – rank and file if you will – are being out-ed by the very same media that built them up as super-human heroes.
What has happened is that the NFL has grown into such a money making monopoly, that even the liberals - who need them to keep the voting public distracted (think of the Roman festivals, free food /drink and the Gladiator fights) - want to take them down a peg - and get their hands on some of that money.
The media will degrade the players in the press for a while. Then blame their bosses for “allowing and not stopping this behavior”. Then the bosses of the NFL will have to throw money at several liberal causes – and advocate groups - to get them to shut up for a while. Think the white Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton types. You know the groups; NOW, MADD, PETA, Greenpeace, etc. And, after this dies down, then Jackson and Sharpton will both get in on the act by claiming the whole fiasco was a “discriminatory” witch hunt. It will cost the NFL more to make them go away.
Then the same media will start praising their former player punching bags – provided the players grab their ankles and do the tearful interview with the wife dutifully by his side – on Ellen, The View, 60 Minutes - saying how ‘Alan Alda’ her husband has become.
Meanwhile, the real die-hard fans – despite what the media says – could care less what the player does off the field. Can the player destroy the other team on game day?  That is all they care about.  You know the fan I’m talking about - the fan that can name the starting backfield and even the back-up cornerbacks for the Houston Texans, but doesn’t know the name of his two Senators in Washington.
Besides, the media has to talk about something – anything – except about the dereliction of duty and criminal activities of the Golfer-in-Chief and the criminals in Congress and the Justice Department. There are only so many nude pic releases and celebrity deaths that can happen.
Speaking of that chronic vacationer that shows up for work only to violate our Constitution – Obama had an uninvited visitor or two storm the White House. The Secret Service did not shoot the man who scaled the fence. They did not send the attack dogs after him as he ran across the North lawn. They, along with the Marine Guards on the premises, did not intercept the man UNTIL he was physically in the front door of the White House – which was UNLOCKED!
Are you buying any of this? This is the same group that murdered an unarmed Black woman with a baby in the car that they say was ‘circling’ the White House. Remember that? Of course you don’t. No charges were ever filed, no investigation demanded by the media. What if Bush had been president – and that execution happened?
But I digress. Here are three possible scenarios I’ve heard. Pick one or comment your own.
  1. A lone nut and the Secret Service was just overly sensitive and was trying to determine the man’s upbringing and possible life lottery loser level before actually stopping him.
  2. Obama and the Democrats set the whole thing up and told the Sharpshooters and Marine Lethal Weapon Guards (think Bengazi) to stand down; and let some kid-glove sensitivity trained Secret Service agents gently subdue the guy. The idea is to drum up sympathy and fear for the President – and of course start another ‘Repeal the 2nd Amendment’ debate.
  3. The Secret Service, with the help of the Military, CIA, Border Patrol and the FBI – sent a message to Obama. The message is “Stop screwing with us and our nation’s security. It ain’t that hard to make your head explode too.” Think JFK in an open car and Biden ...excuse me.....LBJ in a sealed armor car - 6 cars behind you.
I know the pick I would hope it is 3, but I’m not going to even give you a hint 3 as to which it is3. You will have to guess3.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Derf-63 Wins for the 3rd Time in 2014

Elizabeth Berkley waits in the NPP Lounge for Derf-63!
Derf-63 takes the lead in the 4th quarter with this victory. He was hot early, then cooled off – and then heated up just when you need to – when heads up!
But, we still have ten rounds left folks, so let’s get in the hunt for a seat in the NPP Finals – and Tournament of Champions.
On to the action:
16 min: Theedouble*d (12th)
22 min: Sanster89 (11th)
34 min: Absea98 (10th)
52 min: LittleRedElf (9th) goes with (77) but Douge2 has (TT).
54 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (8th)
55 min: Tigercub8189 (7th)
Missed the 1st break data:
76 min: A short-stacked (SS) Suetman123 (6th) has to go with (Kc Jc) but 95corolla has (AA).
81 min:  Douge2 (5th) has (JJ) but 95corolla has (Ah Qh) and hits two more Aces on the flop!
84 min: Tomservo2 (4th) loses to Derf-63’s two pair.
Now we have a 3-way battle.
102 min: A SS 95corolla (3rd) has to go with ((QJ) but T3chlady has (AJ).
Heads up:         T3chlady       12,000                -           Derf-63            6,000
105 min:           T3chlady         4,500                -           Derf-63          13,500
108 min: T3chlady (2nd) has (KK) but loses to Derf-63’s straight.
Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 14th NPP win!
1st – Derf-63
2nd – T3chlady
3rd – 95corolla
4th – Tomservo2
5th – Douge2
6th – Suetman123
7th – Tigercub8189
8th – Mikeniks-Faldo
9th – LittleRedElf
10th – Absea98
11th – Sanster89
12th – Theedouble*d
The 4th Quarter Standings and Total Point standings are on the right side of the blog!

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Theedouble*d Wins for the 4th Time in 2014

The spoils of victory wait for DD in the NPP Winners lounge.
Theedouble*d seems to like short tournaments. He won last time we had just thirteen entries. He also likes winning the first or last tourney of a quarter. He’s done that 3 of the 4 times. Anyway, DD takes the 4thquarter lead.
Still plenty of time to get in the 4th quarter race. See you next week.
On to the action:
10 min: A short-stacked (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (13th) goes with (Kd Td) and Wingsfancurt (12th) goes with (77) and both run into Derf-63’s (QQ).
25 min: T3chlady (11th)
38 min: Lump2 (10th)
42 min: Tim481 (9th)
44 min: Tigercub8189 (8th)
1st break:
Derf-63      8648
LittleRedElf     3026
Sanster89      2213
Theedouble*d    2000
Suetman123    1763
Absea98      1030
Tomservo2     820
71 min: A SS Absea98 (7th) has a pair of Nines but Theedouble*d has a pair of Queens.
82 min: Sanster89 (6th) goes with a pair of Fives but runs into LittleRedElf’s pair of Jacks.
85 min: A SS Suetman123 (5th) runs into Tomservo2’s pair or Aces.
113 min: Derf-63 (4th)
2nd Break:
Theedouble*d     11843
LittleRedElf      6822
Tomservo2       835
122 min: Tomservo2 (3rd) is out-kicked by LittleRedElf.
Heads up:               Theedouble*d      12800      -      LittleRedElf       6700
130 min:                 Theedouble*d       6382      -      LittleRedElf      10,418
137 min: LittleRedElf (2nd) can’t beat Theedouble*d’s pair of Queens!
Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 12th NPP win!
1st – Theedouble*d
2nd – LittleRedElf
3rd – Tomservo2
4th – Derf-63
5th – Suetman123
6th – Sanster89
7th – Absea98
8th – Tigercub8189
9th – Tim481
10th – Lump2
11th – T3chlady
12th – Wingsfancurt
13th – Mikeniks-Faldo
The 4th quarter and Total Points standings are on the right side of the blog.

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Wwsatando Wins for the 1st Time at NPP – Tomservo2 Wins the 3rd Quarter

Wwsatando's fans overcome with emotion with his win.
What a final round of the 3rd Quarter! We play for real at NPP.
The tourney was large with 16 players, the tournament was hard fought and we had several long battles – including a tense heads up battle. The round was won by Wwsatando – for his first NPP win. Congratulations Zack! You are the 72nd winner in NPP history. And welcome to the Walk of Fame.
Meanwhile, Tomservo2 withstood a great effort by Absea98 to catch him on the final round of the 3rd quarter. But Tom held him off and wins the 3rd Quarter Seat in the NPP final.
The 4th quarter starts next week, so be sure to be here!
On to the action:
20 min: Tigercub8189 (16th)
25 min: Rjmech (15th)
45 min: Sanster89 (14th)
48 min: Lump2 (13th)
52 min: Wingsfancurt (12th)
1st break:
LittleRedElf     6998
Suetman123   5220
Wwsatando   2280
T3chlady      2016
95corolla      1761
Tim481    1655
Derf-63      1340
Absea98    1150
Tomservo2    860
Douge2    580
Theedouble*d     140
62 min: Theedouble*d (11th) blinds out.
72 min: Douge2 (10th)
74 min: T3chlady (9th) has the short stack (SS) and goes with (A2) but Absea98 has (88).
75 min: A SS Derf-63 (8th) goes with (A-high) but Suetman123 has a pair of Kings.
Now a long battle.
94 min: Suetman123 (7th) goes with (QQ) and Wwsatando calls with (AK) and hits a [K] on the turn. Ouch!
105 min: A SS Tim481 (6th) goes with (KJ) but Wwsatando has (AT).
115 min: Absea98 (5th) goes with (66) but LittleRedElf has (88). This ends Absea98’s chance to catch Tomservo2 for the 3rd quarter seat. Great consistency of play, but in the end, just another close call by Absea98. He will be tough in the 4th quarter – that’s for sure!
122 min: Tomservo2 (4th) has (JJ) but runs into LittleRedElf’s (KK). But Tomservo2 wins the 3rd Quarter seat in the NPP Finals! Great job Tom!
130 min: LittleRedElf (3rd) hits his straight but 95corolla hits his full house! Ouch!
Now another long battle!
Heads up:      95corolla   13,000     -      Wwsatando     10,000
135 min:        95corolla   10,000     -      Wwsatando     13,000
140 min:        95corolla   17,500     -      Wwsatando       6,500
145 min:        95corolla     9,500     -      Wwsatando     14,500
150 min:        95corolla     9,000     -      Wwsatando     15,000
155 min:        95corolla   10,000     -      Wwsatando     14,000
156 min:  95corolla (2nd) runs into Wwsatando’s trip Eights!
Congratulations to Wwsatando on his 1st NPP win!
1st – Wwsatando
2nd – 95carolla
3rd – LittleRedElf
4th – Tomservo2
5th – Absea98
6th – Tim481
7th – Suetman123
8th – Derf-63
9th – T3chlady
10th – Douge2
11th – Theedouble*d
12th – Wingsfancurt
13th – Lump2
14th – Sanster89
15th – Rjmech
16th – Tigercub8189
The  3rd Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!