Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Rjmech Wins for the 5th Time in 2013

Jenn Brown waits in the NPP lounge for Rjmech.
Rjmech already has a seat in the NPP Final or else he would have the lead in the 4th quarter because he has won 3 times this quarter! Just an unbelievable job Rj!
So Absea98 hangs on to the lead as he himself picks up more points tonight. He still has four people trying to chase him down. And there is still time for others to get in the race.
Absea98’s point streak is also helping him in the Totals Race.
It is always an exciting finish to the seat line!

On to the action:
20 min: Derf-63 (17th) Missed it.
30 min: Lump2 (16th) Missed it.
31 min: LittleRedElf (15th) runs into Pre01’s trip Fives.
33 min: Tigercub8189 (14th) runs into T3chlady’s trip Jacks.
38 min: 95corolla (13th) and Sanster89 (12th) run into Douge2’s trip Queens. I’m sensing a pattern here.
46 min: Leave it to Mikeniks-Faldo (11th) to break the pattern by getting caught in an all in bluff by Pre01.
52 min: Theedouble*d (10th) blinded out.
1st break:
Pre01    5855
Tomservo2    74488
ThePunk75   3700
Douge2     3327
T3chlady     2384
K9isadog     2008
Rjmech     1778
Absea98    1480
Suetman123   480
62 min: Douge2 (9th) runs into Pre01’s full house.
66 min: Suetman123 (8th) sees her (JJ) lose to T3chlady’s (AK) when an [A] spikes.
68 min:  T3chlady (7th) sees her (AA) get crushed when Pre01 trips his (66) to the Devil’s hand. And so close to Halloween too.
78 min:  A short-stacked (SS) K9isadog (6th) loses to ThePunk75’s pair of Aces.
92 min: A SS Absea98 (5th) has to go with (KT) but Pre01 has (AK).
96 min: A SS ThePunk75 (4th) loses to Rjmech’s (66).
103 min: Pre01 (3rd) goes with (KT) when he hits two pair, but Rjmech has (AK) and hits his two pair.
Heads up:      Rjmech   22000      -      Tomservo2   3500
111 min: Tomservo2 (2nd) goes with (Ah 9h) but Rjmech has (QQ).
Congratulations to Rjmech on his 10th NPP win!
1st – Rjmech
2nd – Tomservo2
3rd – Pre01
4th –ThePunk75
5th – Absea98
6th – K9isadog
7th – T3chlady
8th – Suetman123
9th – Douge2
10th – Theedouble*d
11th – Mikeniks-Faldo
12th – Sanster89
13th – 95corolla
14th – Tigercub8189
15th – LittleRedElf
16th – Lump2
17th – Derf-63
The 4th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Democrat Communist Muslim in Our White House Murdered American Seals

The Democrat - the destructor of the United States of America. Citizens - have you had enough yet?

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Derf-63 Wins for the 3rd Time This Season

Derf-63's poker skills are knocking the pants off her.
And Derf-63 wins for the second time this quarter! This is how you win a seat – you win the tournaments. Derf-63 is going for it.
He still trails Absea98 – who keeps getting points himself! The other close chasers are 95corolla and Pre01.
Derf has the other seat option too, as he took over the Total Points race. He and LittleRedElf have the claim on those seats right now, with K9isadog and Lump2 close behind.
On to the action:
3 min: T3chlady (16th) sees her full house lose to a bigger one.
10 min: Sanster89 (15th) sees his Jacks to Absea98’s Queens.
28 min: Rjmech (14th) flush loses to Theedouble*d’s bigger flush.
31 min: Lump2 (13th) missed it.
33 min: Tigercub8189 (12th) ran into Derf-63’s full house.
48 min: K9isadog (11th) Missed it.
55 min: Theedouble*d (10th) missed it as table closed.
1st break:
Derf-63    5264
Suetman123    4366
95corolla    4055
Absea98   2532
Douge2     2357
Pre01     1847
Mikeniks-Faldo    1549
LittleRedElf     1307
Tomservo2     723
92 min: A short-stacked (SS) Pre01 (9th) and (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (8th) lose to Absea98’s pair of Kings.
100 min: A (SS) Tomservo2 (7th) goes with (AJ) and loses to 95corolla’s pair of sevens.
103 min: Douge2 (6th) goes with (77) and runs into 95corolla’s (TT).
110 min: LittleRedElf(5th) blinds out.
2nd break:
Derf-63     7784
Suetman123    7191
95corolla    5199
Absea98     3826
128 min: Absea98 (4th) has two pair, but Derf-63 hits his flush.
139 min: Suetman123 (3rd) sees her (AK) run into 95corolla’s (AA).
Heads up:    95corolla     11700     -     Derf-63     12300
143 min: 95corolla (2nd) runs into Derf-63’s flush.
Congratulation to Derf-63 on his 9th NPP win!
1st – Derf-63
2nd – 95corolla
3rd – Suetman123
4th – Absea98
5th – LittleRedElf
6th – Douge2  
7th – Tomservo2
8th - Mikeniks-Faldo
9th – Pre01
10th – Theedouble*d
11th – K9isadog
12th – Tigercub8189
13th – Lump2  
14th – Rjmech
15th – Sanster89
16th – T3chlady
The 4th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Ten Things Women Hate About Sports (not that Faldo cares)

Why coed sports are a bad idea.......or a great one.
A female sports fan wrote an article listing the things women sports fans hate about sports. Fair enough. Men hate some things about sports too.

Like the "instigator rule", stepping out of the batters box once in, Jerry Jones, pro basketball, soccer, female referees, female sideline reporters and ….well all female sports where the women are dressed like ….well…. are dressed at all.

But here is her list:
1 – “The Kiss Cam” - She says it’s because they may be at the game with a guy they don’t want to kiss. Really? Then you have no business being there do you?

Do you think he brought you to the game to hear your insight into the Wishbone Offense against a Eight in the Box Zone? No. He wants to look down your blouse as you turn your head to watch the game and look at your butt as you ascend the stairs in front of him. And then hopefully score a touchdown himself later in your endzone. If that is not a possibility for the poor sap, let him take his buddy who will at least buy him a beer for the ticket.

2 – “Being pandered to by sports teams” – Please. Women demand to be pandered to – or the Democrat Party and 90% of the television shows, movies and malls would dry up and blow away – as they should anyway by the way.

3 – “Players wives” – Hot chicks are always threatening to women…..even to other hot women. Get over it – or start a cat fight. We would prefer the latter.

4 – “Having our motives for liking sports questioned” – Like when you ask why the "coach" is going to the "hill of dirt" to change "quarterbacks"?

5 – “Pink Jerseys” – See # 2. Who do you think is buying them? Women! And why we are on the subject, where is the Prostate Cancer jersey and why aren’t you buying those?

6 – “Negativity about women’s sports” – Hey, if it sucks – it sucks. If you want us to watch, have the women athletes dress near naked or be naked. Even then – it still sucks because we can’t watch it with our buddies or our WAGs (wives and girlfriends). Watching with the guys makes us all look desperate and like we are not getting any. Well, we are not, but we don’t want our buddies to know that.
And unless your WAG also ‘likes to look too’, we will be on the couch or worse if we are caught watching. So, just forget the whole thing.

7 -  “Spitting” – Hey, we don’t demand to watch you put on your makeup or a Lifetime movie and then complain about what we see. Deal with it.

8 – "Playoff beards" – See #7.

9 – "Women in sports movies" - See #2. You are the reason they are there. So the men in the movie will have a love interest in the movie for you to get yourself involved in or at least so you have someone to relate to. Otherwise, the film will not get made. Only porn movies get produced without being pandered to females specifically. And how many of those do you want to watch with us men? Faldo rests his case. 

10 - “Women in sports who are bad at their job” – Well, that would be almost all of them. So many “almost all”, Faldo changes it to ALL. But they are there because of women and of course - #2.

Women and #2. They go together when it comes to sports.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Tomservo2 Wins for the 3rd Time This Year

Three for Tomservo2
Tomservo2 moves back into contention for the last seat in the NPP Finals with this win. He joins Derf-63, Pre01 and 95corolla as the closest pursuers to our leader Absea98.
It will go down to the wire as it always does. Also close is the race for the last two seats – for Total Points. It’s all very exciting!
On to the action:
6 min:  Rjmech (15th) Runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s (QQ).
20 min: Derf-63 (14th) sees his two pair lose to Sanster89’s bigger two pair.
30 min: Suetman123 (13th) Missed it playing a hand.
50 min:Tigercub8189 (12th) Blinds out.
51 min: 8thmile (11th) Blinds out.
52 min: Lump2 (10th) Blinds out.
54 min: Sanster89 (9th) runs into Tomservo2’s trip Deuces.
1st break:
Tomservo2   6905
Mikeniks-Faldo    6645
LittleRedElf   2585
Pre01    1975
T3chlady    1900
Absea98    925
95corolla    910
Spunkykim    655
65 min: A short-stacked (SS) Absea98 (8th) has to go with (A9) but 95corolla has (AK).
68 min: A short-stacked (SS) Spunkykim (7th) loses to 95corolla’s two pair.
102 min: A SS T3chlady (6th) has to go with (AQ) but Pre01 has (AK).
2nd break:
Mikeniks-Faldo    6585
95corolla     5645
Tomservo2    5510
Pre01     4455
LittleRedElf    505
124 min: LittleRedElf (5th) blinds out with internet problems.
129 min: A SS Pre01 (4th) goes with (A5) but loses the coin flip to 95corolla’s (33).
133 min: 95corolla (3rd) with (KK) runs into tomservo2’s trip Sevens.
Heads up:        Tomservo2    14500    -      Mikeniks-Faldo     8000
135 min:          Tomservo2    14500    -      Mikeniks-Faldo     8000
139 min:  Mikeniks-Faldo (2nd) runs into Tomservo2’s (QQ).i
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 14th NPP win!
1st – Tomservo2
2nd – Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd – 95corolla
4th – Pre01
5th – LittleRedElf
6th – T3chlady
7th – Spunkykim
8th – Absea98
9th – Sanster89
10th – Lump2
11th – 8thmile
12th – Tigercub8189
13th – Suetman123
14th – Derf-63
15th – Rjmech
The 4th Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

The Media and Democrat Lying... has got to Stop!

Obamacare on a roll.
This government shutdown is about trying to stop a Freedom Shutdown and a Financial Meltdown. Period.  

This kind of lying – even to his Kool-aid drinkers - has just got to stop!

Obama: “If you are someone who reads Faldo’s articles and now thinks Obamacare is horrible…..”

Why I ought to…….. Barry, if we were in a bar, I’d ask your skinny butt outside.

Listen, Barry. Faldo is not the one making Americans sick about your healthcare law. Your healthcare law is.

I hate to break the truth to you Barry, but Faldo is not the problem here. You are. Your words are. Your broken promises are. You communists are, along with your Democrat Kool-aid drinkers.

Faldo did not sell this healthcare law on a bed of lies, you and the rest of the Democrats did. Remember this?

“If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period.” – Obama speech at a medical conference.

Tell this again to tens of thousands of retirees of major companies who have been dumped from their coverage and told to find their own coverage. Now Faldo didn’t break that news to them Barry, their companies did.

Faldo didn’t push companies to start hiring more and more part time workers Barry, your healthcare law did.

Faldo didn’t incentivize fast food restaurants to drop company benefits Hussein, your healthcare law did.

Faldo didn’t make doctors and medical businesses opt out Lie-Daddy. Your healthcare law did.

Faldo didn’t make healthcare costs skyrocket, you idiot. Your healthcare law did.

Faldo didn’t grant hundreds of exemptions to Democrat friendly companies. You did Barry, you slime ball. If Obamacare is so great, why are Democrats avoiding it like the plague…. that it is?

Faldo didn’t delay one key provision after another, including just recently – on-line enrollment. Your administration did Barry.

And it was not Faldo who said we had to pass this law – “just to see what is in it.” That was that mentally ill person from California – Nancy Pelosi, Democrat – that said that.

Faldo did not ignore basic math. You didn’t even attempt to do the math Shit-for-Brains. You said you could cover 30 million more Americans and also throw in everyone with previous health conditions, and not see an increase in premiums.

Faldo did not say you could get something for nothing. That is the lying platform of the Democrat-Communist Party since the beginning of your degenerate philosophy.

Faldo always said that Obamacare was really just a method for a massive tax increase and total control over citizens. Only now are you admitting – you did raise taxes, just the other night.

Here is where you are right about Faldo.

Faldo was on to you – and all Democrats – as to what you are, and what you truly want to do, decades ago. Faldo did the math and the analysis. Barry, you could not, would not and did not.

Faldo wrote it and proved it. You didn’t have to prove anything and the nation is suffering for it.

Take it from the man who is always right (except for the Hillary instead of you as Dictator prediction). The number of part time employees with no benefits will continue to rise.

The number of retirees dumped by their company pensions will continue to rise until all are dropped. The number of doctors dropping out will continue to rise.

The number of Democrat donators and flunkies demanding waivers to opt out will continue to rise, proving your “healthcare plan” and death panels is really for your opponents.

None of these facts are lies. Faldo has proven once again – you and the Democrats always lie.

You always say Faldo is the skunk at your picnic.

The stench is not coming from Faldo reporting on what you and your fellow Democrats do.

That stench IS you, Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama, Muslim Communist and wanna-be Dictator.

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Derf-63 Rides Late Hot Streak to His 3rd NPP Win of the Year

Maggie wants Derf-63 to touch all the bases and score!
Derf-63 hung around and fought hard early. Then after the break, he heated up. With this win, he throws himself back in the 4thquarter race!

Absea98 continues to gather points to keep his lead in front of all his pursuers.

But there is still time to get in the race folks. It’s been done before.

On to the action

20 min: 95corolla (14th) Missed it playing a hand.

26 min: LittleRedElf (13th) Missed it playing a hand.

32 min: Tigercub8189 (12th) hits two pair and loses to Derf-63’s straight.

41 min: Sanster89 (11th) hits two pair and loses to Derf-63’s straight. Didn’t this just happen?

52 min: K9isadog (10th) Missed it as table closed too fast.

1st break:

Tomservo2    5595

Mikeniks-Faldo    4498

Lump2   3240

Absea98    1808

Rjmech    1550

T3chlady   1425

Derf-63    1279

Suetman123   885

8thmile    720

69 min: A short-stacked (SS) 8thmile (9th) has to go with (KT) and is called by Rjmech with (Qs Js) and Rjmech hits the [Q] and the [J]!

70 min:  Rjmech (8th) sees his (33) run into Mikeniks-Faldo’s (AA).

71 min: A SS T3chlady (7th) sees her (AT) run into Absea98’s (AK).

85 min: A SS Suetman123 (6th) sees her (Ah Th) run into Derf-63’s (JJ).

90 min: A SS lump2 (5th) loses a coin flip with (TT) to Derf-53’s (AJ) when an [A] hits.

104 min: A SS Absea98 (4th) goes with (K9) and loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s (AJ).

106 min: A SS Tomservo2 (3rd) goes with (A4) but Derf-63 has (AJ).

Heads up:    Rjmech    10200    -      Mikeniks-Faldo     10800

115 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (2nd) bluffs with (Ac 8c) but Derf-63 has (AJ).

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 8th NPP win!

1st – Derf-63

2nd – Mikeniks-Faldo

3rd – Tomservo2

4th – Absea98

5th – Lump2

6th – Suetman123

7th – T3chlady

8th – Rjmech

9th – 8thmile

10th – K9isadog

11th – Sanster89

12th – Tigercub8189 

13th – LittleRedElf

14th – 95corolla

The 4th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, October 03, 2013

4th Quarter Standings - Updated

Only legends play at Niks Poker Palace
This blogger site is not working well. I cannot edit text on the side panels of this blog. So here are the current standings.

Absea98 - 9.62 points
Pre01 - 6.80 pts
K9isadog - 2.90 pts
95corolla - 2.70 pts
Lump2 - 2.51 pts
Theedouble*d - 2.49 points
KingBing420 - 2.21 pts
Tigercub8189 - 2.15 pts

Still eight rounds left so there is still plenty of time to win the last seat in the NPP.

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Absea98 Wins for the 2nd Time in the 4th Quarter

Getting hot at the right time is Absea98. He takes control of the lead for the last seat in the NPP final like you are supposed to – by winning tourneys.
Absea98 wins......two.
Only 13 starters tonight but most of them hungry for a seat in the finals. So it was a long battle.
Your humble scribe was away on business and could only show up for some of the final table action.
Luckily, that turned out to be an enjoyable marathon of poker action. It’s getting intense folks!
On to the action:
6 min: Theedouble*d (13th) Missed it.
8 min: LittleRedElf (12th) Missed it.
9 min: Lump2 (11th) Missed it.
12 min: Sanster89 (10th) Missed it.
23 min: Derf-63 (9th) Missed it.
35 min: Rjmech (8th) Missed it.
41 min: K9isadog (7th) basically blinded out.
1st break:
Pre01   5400
95corolla   3850
Absea98   3403
T3chlady   2950
Tigercub8189   2757
Tomservo2    1140
83 min: A SS Tomservo2 (6th) has (AK) but loses a coin flip to Absea98’s (QQ).
89 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (5th) loses to Pre01’s two pair.
97 min: A SS T3chlady (4th) loses to Pre01’s two pair. Now a really long battle ensues.
2nd break:
Absea98   8757
Pre01   6355
95corolla   4388
132 min: A SS 95corolla (3rd) loses to Absea98’s (AK).
Heads up:        Absea98      15200      -      Pre01       4300
135 min:  A SS Pre01 (2nd) has to go with (K6) but Absea98 has (AJ).
1st – Absea98
2nd – Pre01
3rd – 95corolla
4th – T3chlady
5th – Tigercub8189
6th – Tomservo2
7th – K9isadog
8th – Rjmech
9th – Derf-63
10th – Sanster89
11th – Lump2
12th – LittleRedElf
13th – Theedouble*d
The 4th Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!