Tuesday, May 28, 2013

K9isadog Wins His 2nd Tourney in a Row!

K9isadog won two in a row, so he deserves two at a time!
K9 is on a hot streak! He made it look easy as he waited out hot stretches by LittleRedElf and Theedouble*d and then took control at the end. With this win K9isadog is a factor in the 2nd quarter race and in the Totals Race! He also moves up the Walk of Fame!
With another fine showing, ThePunk75 takes over the Total Points Race, moving past the absent Lump2, and increases his lead in the 2nd Quarter Race. But he has a host of chasers. Another NPP exciting finish in store with just three tourneys left for this quarter.
On to the action:
5 min: Sanster89 (16th) Missed it playing my hand.
7 min: Suetman123 (15th) Missed it playing my hand.
15 min: Wingsfancurt (14th) with trip Jacks loses to Rjmech’s full house.
23 min: A double kill as a short-stacked (SS) Tomservo2 (13th) goes with (66) and 95corolla (12th) goes with (JJ), but LittleRedElf has (AA)!
39 min: A SS Absea98 (11th) goes with (JJ) but loses a coin flip to LittleRedElf with (AK) and an [A] on the flop.
44 min: Rjmech (10th) missed it.
45 min: Derf-63 (9th) has (Ad Jd) and runs into LittleRedElf’s (AK).
46 min: A SS T3chlady (8th) has (JJ), and Theedouble*d correctly calls with (77), and DD hits a [7] on the flop!
54 min: Wwsatando (7th) blinds out.
1st break:
LittleRedElf   6962
K9isadog    4696
Theedouble*d   4552
ThePunk75   2960
Mikeniks-Faldo   2760
Tigercub8189    2070
68 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (6th) has to go with (AT) and loses a coin flip to ThePunk75 with (44).
70 min: LittleRedElf (5th) is knocked out by Theedouble*d’s pair of Queens.
89 min: A SS ThePunk75 (4th) runs into K9isadog’s full house.
100 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (3rd) goes with (QQ) and loses a coin flip to Theedouble*d with (As Ks) who hits his [A] and his flush. Poker Stars loves to rub it in to Faldo.
Heads Up:     K9isadog     10900      -     Theedouble*d     11600
103 min: A SS Theedouble*d (2nd) runs into K9isadog’s two pair.
Congratulation to K9isadog on his 14th NPP win!
1st – K9isadog
2nd – Theedouble*d
3rd – Mikeniks-Faldo
4th – ThePunk75
5th – LittleRedElf
6th – Tigercub8189
7th – Wwsatando
8th – T3chlady
9th – Derf -63
10th – Rjmech
11th – Absea98
12th – 95corolla
13th – Tomservo2
14th – Wingsfancurt
15th – Suetman123
16th – Sanster89
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Golfing - Takes Me Away

Well, it's not far down to paradise. At least it's not for me.
And if the wind is right your ball can sail away, and find tranquility.
Oh, the golf course can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.

It's not far to never-never land. No reason not to play.
And if the foursome’s right, that joy alone will make your day.
Oh, the golf course can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.

Golfing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
Just a beer cart girl and a cigar to carry me,
And soon I will be free.

Fantasy, it gets the best of me,
When I'm golfing.
All caught up in the reverie, every word from your caddy is sympathy,
Won't you believe me?

Well it's not far back to reality. At least it's not for me.
And if the wind is right, your golf ball will find serenity.
Oh, the golf course can do miracles.
Just you wait and see.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

K9isadog Wins for the 2nd Time in 2013

K9isadog leaves the NPP Tables for other conquests.
Well K9 is not here all the time, but he always is a force when he is. K9isadog stays in the Total Points race, but he will need to do more this quarter to get in that race. He just might too.
Lump2 was absent and that allowed both ThePunk75 and LittleRedElf to move past him for the lead in the 2nd Quarter race. But with four tournaments left, it still anyone’s race. Another exciting finish in the works! Stay tuned! 
On to the action:
14 min: Wingsfancurt (17th) Missed it playing the next hand.
15 min: A short-stacked (SS) Suetman123 (16th) has to go with (KJ) run into Mikeniks-Faldo’s (44) and loses the coin flip.
23 min: Lump2 (15th) Missed it.
24 min: Tomservo2 (14th) Missed it.
25 min: A SS T3chlady (13th) is out-kicked by Sanster89.
36 min: A SS Derf-63 (12th) runs into Sanster89’s straight.
37 min: Wwsatando (11th) Missed it watching the Derf hand. There have been lots of eliminations at the same time.
46 min: Sanster89 (10th) pair of Aces runs into K9isadog’s straight.
50 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (9th) pair of Twos loses to K9isadog’s pair of Aces on the river!
1st break:
K9isadog   6950
Theedouble*d   5920
KingBing420   3145
LittleRedElf   2845
Mikeniks-Faldo   2790
ThePunk75   1510
Absea98   1285
95corolla    1055
64 min: A SS 95corolla (8th) sees his trips lose to Theedouble*d’s straight.
73 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (7th) sees his pair of Two’s run into Theedouble*d’s pair of Queens.
77 min: Absea98 (6th) sees his two pair lose to K9isadog’s bigger two pair.
80 min: KingBing420 (5th) sees her (99) run into Theedouble*d’s (TT).
83 min: A SS LittleRedElf (4th) runs into K9isadog’s straight.
85 min: A SS ThePunk75 (3rd) has to go with (A3), but K9isadog hits a full house.
Heads Up:   K9isadog       13300      -     Theedouble*d      12200
90 min:        K9isadog       11100      -     Theedouble*d      14400
95 min:        K9isadog       17900      -     Theedouble*d        7600
100 min:      K9isadog       17700      -     Theedouble*d        7800
105 min:      K9isadog       21700      -     Theedouble*d        3800 
107 min:  A SS Theedouble*d (2nd) goes with a pair of Eights, but K9isadog has a pair of Aces.
Congratulations to K9isadog on his 13th NPP win!
1st – K9isadog
2nd – Theedouble*d
3rd – ThePunk75
4th – LittleRedElf
5th – KingBing420
6th – Absea98
7th – Mikeniks-Faldo
8th – 95corolla
9th – Tigercub8189
10th – Sanster89
11th – Wwsatando
12th – Derf-63
13th – T3chlady
14th – Tomservo2
15th – Lump2
16th – Suetman123
17th – Wingsfancurt
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Lump2 Wins His 3rd Tourney of the Year

Erica Hosseini waits by the shore for the NPP Leader - Lump2
He missed last week, but he came on strong this week. Lump2 takes over the 2nd Quarter lead and the lead in total points also! Nice job Lump2.
We had fifteen players for the second straight week, but with a slightly different line up. Players that were here last week, were not here this week and vice-versa.
I think we have a BIG night happening soon. We might have a few new players joining shortly. I sure hope so.
There is plenty of time to get in the best poker league on the internet. Just send an email to npokerp at yahoo .com and you will be given the password.
On to the action:
21 min: Wingsfancurt (15th) Missed it playing a hand and then I was moved to another table.
48 min: A short-stacked (SS) Derf-63 (14th) and Tigercub8189 (13th) run into ThePunk75’s (JJ).
51 min: T3chlady (12th) runs into Suetman123’s trip Tens.
54 min: Douge2 (11th) blinds out.
55 min: A SS 95corolla (10th) has to go with (A3) but Tomservo2 (KQ) with a [Q] on the turn.
1st break:
Suetman123   4160
Tomservo2   3415
ThePunk75   3050
Mikeniks-Faldo    2585
Rjmech   2505
Sanster89   2250
Absea89   2075
LittleRedElf   1580
Lump2   880
71 min: A SS Sanster89 (9th) runs into ThePunk75’s straight.
78 min: A SS Absea98 (8th) goes with (22) Tomservo2 pairs his Sevens.
87 min: A SS Suetman123 (7th) goes with (KJ) but runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s (JJ).
98 min: A SS LittleRedElf (6th) pair of Tens is out-kicked by Lump2.
102 min: A SS ThePunk75 (5th) goes with (KJ) and runs into Rjmech’s (AsQs).
103 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (4th) goes with (44) and loses to Lump2’s pair of Tens.
109 min: A SS Rjmech (3rd) runs into Lump2’s straight.
Heads up:        Lump2    17400    -      Tomservo2    5100
113 min: Tomservo2 (2nd) runs into Lump2’s full house.
1st – Lump2
2nd – Tomservo2
3rd – Rjmech
4th – Mikeniks-Faldo
5th – ThePunk75
6th – LittleRedElf
7th – Suetman123
8th – Absea98
9th – Sanster89
10th – 95corolla
11th – Douge2
12th – T3chlady
13th – Tigercub8189
14th – Derf-63
15th – Wingsfancurt
The 2nd Quarter Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Friday, May 10, 2013

The Husband Store

That......and bring you a beer when told to.
A store that sells new husbands has opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
    Help With Housework...

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
    Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and are great cooks.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Faldo Wins for the First Time in 2013

Faldo just remembered why he loves summer.
Well, maybe it is a start of a comeback. Faldo’s play on line and live and been light and lackadaisical, with pretty bad results on – line and stagnant results live. Maybe this is what Faldo needs to get going again.
It was kind of a light turn out but with the weather improving, these things happen. LittleRedElf took over the 2nd quarter lead with his 3rd place finish tonight. The standings are getting interesting as always and it will be a fun finish to the 2nd Quarter race for a seat in the NPP Finals.
On to the action:
7 min: Derf-63 (15th) Missed it watching the next hand.
8 min: Sanster89 (14th) sees his (JJ) run into ThePunk75’s (KK).
25 min: Wingsfancurt (13th) Missed it by playing my hand.
33 min: A short-stacked (SS) T3chlady (12th) runs into Tomservo2’s trip Tens.
37 min: Theedouble*d (11th) and Absea98 (10th) Missed it as table closed.
39 min: A SS ThePunk75 (9th) loses a coin flip with (88) to Wwsatando’s (Ad Kd) with a [K] on the flop.
53 min: A SS Suetman123 (8th) goes with (AQ) but loses a coin flip to Mikeniks-Faldo with (33).
1st break:
KingBing420   6755
LittleRedElf   4535
Wwsatando   3615
Pre01   2985
Mikeniks-Faldo    2525
95corolla    1305
Tomservo2   780
62 min: A SS Tomservo2 (7th) goes with (AQ) but runs into LittleRedElf’s straight on the river.
68 min: A SS 95corolla (6th) goes with (KQ) and runs into Wwsatando with (Ad Jd).
83 min: A SS Pre01 (5th) loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s pair of Tens.
91 min: A SS Wwsatando (4th) loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s pair of Tens.
101 min: A SS LittleRedElf (3rd) goes with (AQ) and runs into KingBing420’s (AK).
Heads up:        KingBing420    11250    -      Mikeniks-Faldo    11250
105 min:          KingBing420    5500    -      Mikeniks-Faldo    17000
110 min:          KingBing420    4500    -      Mikeniks-Faldo    18000
115 min: KingBing420 (2nd) runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s full house.
1st – Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd – LittleRedElf
4th – Wwsatando
5th – Pre01
6th – 95corolla
7th – Tomservo2
8th – Suetman123
9th – ThePunk75
10th – Absea98
11th – Theedouble*d
12th – T3chlady
13th – Wingsfancurt
14th – Sanster89
15th – Derf-63

The 2nd Quarter Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Friday, May 03, 2013

Yahoo Review on May 3, 2013

Polish right wing protestors caused disturbances at the government offices, attempting sit-ins, as socialist bureaucrats attempted to pass laws further limiting freedom in that country. The article on Yahoo could have been taken from the 1960’s US papers, when our left wing hippies were rioting and taking over college campuses – but with one change. But in the 1960’s the left wing press was sympathetic to the hippies, calling them heroes for speaking out against the “establishment” for freedom (actually the hippies wanted communism). If the police acted against the hippies in the 1960’s the press called the police barbarians for even arresting and dragging the left wing protestors off to jail. Yahoo writes the article about the police stopping the right wing protestors rioting for actual freedom, as a victory for peace – and even hint that the police should be even more brutal than they already were (several protestors dead). I think only a mass machine gunning down of every conservative present would have satisfied MSNBC, Yahoo and the Associated Press. My how the times have changed.
I see Ultimate (on-line) Poker is opening up in Nevada. No word yet after almost two years of what the United States government (ie, the Democrat-Mafia-Commie Thugs) are doing with the $500 billion or so PokerStars paid in cash. The money was given to the criminal enterprise masquerading as the United States government in order to pay back Full Tilt players, to buy the Full Tilt software and name and to grease the wheels for PokerStars return for US players. Good luck with that PS and players.
Yahoo dutifully reported how there was a drop in approval numbers for five US senators that voted no on the Obama Administration’s latest attempt to circumvent the 2nd Amendment. No report on the dive bomb drop of approval on every Democrat senator that voted for it.
Yahoo also ran a story on how retiring at 66 is probably not a good idea for you. Really? Who wrote that article - the Social Security office or the Treasury Department? Folks, your Social Security money is long gone. It was all stolen and spent by Democrat president Lyndon Baines Johnson, to pay for the Vietnam War. All the Social Security lock box has in it is worthless IOU’s from Johnson. Notice Yahoo did not even consider that you could retire at 60, 62 or even 65. Heck 66 is no good either, says Yahoo. After all, getting the money back you paid into your retirement account is ….just un-American. Yahoo says, keep paying in and keep working until you die naturally – or Obamacare gives you a pill. That is all. Now go back to work you serf.
Meanwhile, The People’s Republic of California continues to lead the United States in the effort to destroy the United States. Illegal immigrants already enjoy free healthcare, college tuition, and driver’s licenses. The Democrats are pushing thru legislation to allow illegal immigrants to serve on juries and become lawyers and judges also. Just think – US citizens being tried and sentenced by Mexican citizens – right here in the United States. Makes you just want to dance the Macarena at a Cinco de Mayo parade doesn’t it?
Meanwhile, the liberals in Boston are doing everything they can to call the bombing there an isolated incident that we should understand is actually our fault! After all, according to the New England liberals, the United States is the great Satan, and these immigrants using our welfare system in order to kill us all, are to be understood – not tried as war criminals. Break a leg liberal Boston…..if yours is still attached that is.