Wednesday, October 25, 2017

An Elf and Douge2 groupie take a dip together.
Well two of NPP's best continue their winning ways. First LittleRedElf wins:

2nd - Wwwsatando
3rd - GMOgolf
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Tomservo



 Then Douge2 returned to the Winner's Circle for the 3rd time in four tournaments:

2nd -- Theedouble*d
3rd - Absea98
4th - KingBing420
Bubble - LittleRedElf



Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 38th NPP win.
Congratulations to Douge2 on his 29th NPP win.


Now for some more truth from Faldo:


Liberal Logic

A liberal news anchor making $12 million a year tells the news audience - with a straight face - that a business owner- employing people but clearing $1 a million a year for himself is greedy and selfish.

Liberals will say that a business owner clearing $1 a million a year - while providing $50 million worth of jobs for his employees is selfish and greedy, while a liberal celebrity making $50 million a year but gives $100,000 a year to an animal charity is a selfless human being.

A liberal will tell you that a CEO receiving a $1 million a year salary is overpaid but a Hollywood actor making $10 million a picture is worth every penny.

The liberal media will tell you that its obscene that Mrs. Trump spend $5000 of her own money on a gown, but it wasn't newsworthy at all that Mrs. Obama spent $500,000 of taxpayer money on just one of many vacations in one year.

The liberal media told you that Obama with a short single term in the Senate had the experience to be president, but Dan Quayle with multiple terms in the House and Senate did not have the experience to be Vice President.

Liberals will tell you that oil companies are greedy for making $.08 cents a gallon while the federal government makes $.13 cents on the same gallon.

Liberals will tell you that the fact that the Communist Party always endorses the Democrat candidates - means nothing; but the NRA endorsing Republicans makes them Nazis.

Liberals will tell you that illegal gatherings by Occupy Wall Street, Black Lives Matters, are ok and they are couragious heros for the 1st amendment and we should allow them to loot and riot. But a legal, peaceful demonstrations by an anti-abortion group or a speech by a conservative should be stopped by any means - legal or illegal, including the use of violence.

Liberals will tell you that swearing and nudity on television is fine but someone wearing a cross should be prohibited because someone might be offended.

Liberals say that the Religious Right are forcing their beliefs on everyone but the liberals want taypayer funds and unconstitutionaly laws to force businesses to fund abortions and participate in same sex marriages.

Liberals say burning the American Flag is protected freedom of speech but displaying an American flag is offensive.

Liberals will tell you a chicken or a tree has a soul, but an unborn baby is just a blob of tissue.

Liberals told us that everything from Hillary's past was not relevant but everything from Trump's past was relevant.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Douge2 Wins Two in a Row - #5 and #6!

Douge2 wins two! These two.
Douge2 wins two in a row to take the lead in the 4th quarter. Let's see who he vanquished in the fields of 12 and 11 players respectively:

2nd - Techlady
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Absea98

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - Techlady

It is quite clear that it will be another exciting finish to the 2017 NPP season.

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 27th and 28th NPP wins!

Now some more humor from Douge2:



The  Sneeze    
                    
A  man and a woman were  sitting beside each other in the  first class section of an  airplane.

The woman  sneezed, took out a tissue, gently  wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few  minutes  later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue,  wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once  more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the  man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As  before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
  
Unable  to  restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman  and said, "I  couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.  Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;  whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.

"I have never  heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking  anything for it?"

The woman nodded,   "Pepper."

 And then there is this data report:

September 2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3