Saturday, August 27, 2016

Derf-63 Wins for the 4th Time in 2016 - and Two in a Row!

Derf-63 wins two! One right next to the other.
Derf-63 is certainly making a move in the 3rd quarter to get a seat in the NPP final. Faldo thinks everyone knows that if Faldo wins the 3rd Quarter, the person in 2nd place also gets a seat in the final! So that is more incentive to be near the top if by some miracle Faldo hangs on to the lead.

Faldo did fail the last two quarters to do that. So, there's that.

2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Tomservo2
4th - Absea98
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 27th NPP win!

Now some more reasons why a dog is better than a wife:

13. Dogs like to go hunting.

14. If you bring another dog home, your dog is happy to play with both of you.

15. A dog will not wake you up when you are trying to go to sleep to ask you, "If I die, will you get another dog?"

16. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

17. A dog will not hold out on you until it gets a new car.

18. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it is interesting.

19. On a car trip, your dog never insists running the car heater.

20. Dogs don't let magazine articles run their lives.

21. Dogs don't let magazine article quizzes make them mad at you.

22. When your dog gets old and sick, you can have it put to sleep.

23. Dogs like to ride in the back seat naked.

24. Dogs don't ever want to go to Neiman-Marcus.

25. If your dog leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Derf-63 Wins for the 3rd Time in 2016

Three cheers for Derf-63's three wins this year!
Derf-63 gets back in the 3rd quarter race with his win over a small field of ten.

The end of summer is quite often a bit of a lull in attendance for the tourney. But, the NPP table will heat up again soon, so sign up and get in here for the exciting conclusion to the NPP season and the 'playoffs' in December!

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Tomnservo

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 26th NPP win!

Now the Part I list on why dogs are Man's best friend!

Why dogs are better than wives:

1. The later you are coming home, the happier they are to see you.

2. Dogs don't mind if you play with other dogs.

3. If another dog is gorgeous, your dog won't hate it.

4. Your dog won't even notice if you call it by another dog's name.

5. Your dog likes it if you leave your clothes on the floor.

6. A dog's parents never visit.

7. Dogs do their snooping outside and not in your wallet, phone or internet browser history.

8. Dogs don't hate their bodies or hide their body from you.

9. Dogs can't talk and therefore never nag.

10. Dogs enjoy getting petted in public.

11. A dog is always ready to leave when you are.

12. Your dog doesn't care or thinks you are amusing when you are drunk.

Part II next week! Yes, there are a lot of reasons dogs are man's best friend!

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Tomservo2 Wins for the 2nd Time in 2016

We all have a big fight on our hands when Tomservo2 is at the table.
Tomservo2 - Mr. Slow and Steady - takes over the lead in the 3rd quarter race for a seat in the NPP Final.

Tom is always "hanging around, hanging around. The man has alligator blood!"

This will make for an exiting race the rest of the quarter.

2nd - GMOgolf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - Derf-63
Bubble - who else? Mikeniks-Faldo

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 20th NPP win!

Now for some questions that keep Faldo up at night. Well, to clarify - questions that keep him from falling asleep.

 Why do toasters even have settings that burn a piece of bread into charred flakes?

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist if they want to know the time, but not to their crotches when they have to go to the bathroom?

Why does Pluto the dog remain on all fours but Goofy the dog is able to stand straight up?

What do they call male ballerinas?

If Wylie Coyote has the money to buy all that Acme junk, why not just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?

If you absentmindedly prick your finger and no one is ashamed of you, why are they if you absentmindedly do the opposite?

PS: Sorry for the delay in posting. Sometimes life gets in the way of poker.

Thursday, August 04, 2016

ThePunk75 Wins for the 7th Time in 2016

ThePunk75 wins one for each tournament in the streak!
Well, he is wiping the floor with the NPP line up right now. ThePunk75 has won 6 of the last nine tournaments! Just a dominating performance.

What he is doing with his winning streak, is keeping the race for the 3rd quarter seat in the NPP final close for the mortal players.

With ThePunk winning most tournaments, no other player can pull away from the pack. And since ThePunk already has his seat wrapped up, it's not helping or hurting him.

Well, it's helping since he is winning PS chips.

Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 31st NPP tournament win!

2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - T3chlady
4th - KingBing420
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Now a story from the Dating Files:

A woman meets an absolutely handsome man at a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they leave together.
They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf that runs all the way around the lower part of the wall of the room. On a shelf a middle of way up the wall, medium size teddy bears wrap around the room. On the top shelf, large and enormous bears go around the room.

The woman is surprised that this strong handsome man would have such a collection of teddy bears, especially so many expensive ones. But she decides not to mention this to him and actually is quite impressed with this gentleman's sensitive side.

She turns to him and they kiss. Then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot passionate love. After an intense night of passion, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

She rolls over, smiles and asks the man in a cute way, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."