Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Douge2 Wins Two in a Row - #5 and #6!

Douge2 wins two! These two.
Douge2 wins two in a row to take the lead in the 4th quarter. Let's see who he vanquished in the fields of 12 and 11 players respectively:

2nd - Techlady
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Absea98

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - Techlady

It is quite clear that it will be another exciting finish to the 2017 NPP season.

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 27th and 28th NPP wins!

Now some more humor from Douge2:



The  Sneeze    
                    
A  man and a woman were  sitting beside each other in the  first class section of an  airplane.

The woman  sneezed, took out a tissue, gently  wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few  minutes  later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue,  wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once  more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the  man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As  before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
  
Unable  to  restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman  and said, "I  couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.  Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;  whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.

"I have never  heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking  anything for it?"

The woman nodded,   "Pepper."

 And then there is this data report:

September 2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3


 



Thursday, September 28, 2017

LittleRedElf Wins 6th and Tomservo2 Wins 9th of 2017

NPP waitress brings refreshments to the winners
Well two of the winning most players in NPP history are at it again.

LittleRedElf jumps into the 4th quarter race as we all knew he would.

2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Meanwhile, already Finals seat-clinched Tomservo2 continues his quest to be 'the most wins in a season' player. He needs only 3 more and Faldo would not bet against him.

2nd - KingBing420
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Absea98

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 37th NPP win!
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 30th NPP win!

Now for a little humor:



An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I
have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful
to me?”

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've
been unfaithful to you on three occasions during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never
suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'

 Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the
mortgage. Do you remember that evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you
for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

 Martha asked, "Do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

 "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of
course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for
president of your golf club, and you needed 53 more votes?”