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| This is why men die before women! Women are the rake! |
And Absea98 cashes twice! All of a sudden we have a horse race for the 3rd quarter seat in the 2019 NPP finals! What looked like a runaway clinch for Derf-63 is now a 3 man dogfight.
We have only one round remaining in the 3rd quarter, and the players left with a chance are;
Derf-63
Absea98
KingUnix
But be here and play the spoiler and gain points in the Grand Total Points race!
Finishing behind the Tomservo2 win;
2nd - KingUnix
3rd - BigChipawin
4th - Absea98
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo
Finishing behind the KingUnix win;
2nd - GMOgolf
3rd - Absea98
4th - Rjmech
Bubble - BigChipawin
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 41st NPP win!
Congratulations to KingUnix on his 2nd NPP win and moving up the Walk of Fame!
A Priest was being
honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish.
A leading local
politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the
presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was
delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:
“I got my first
impression of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I thought
I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my
confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the
police, was able to lie his way out of it.
He had stolen money from
his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss's wife;
had sex with his boss's 17 year old daughter on numerous occasions, taken
illegal drugs; had several homosexual
affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity and gave VD to his sister.
I was appalled that one
person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that
my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full
of good and loving people.”
Just as the Priest
finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late.
He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
“I'll never forget the
first day our parish Priest arrived, said the politician. In fact, I
had the honor of being the first person to go
to him for confession.”
Moral:
Never, Never, Never Be
Late!
Also thank you to NPP readers. we just passed 400,000 hits!
