Friday, March 23, 2007

Online Gambling Payment Processor Neteller Announces Plans to Return Funds

Since our most beloved and much feared-at-the-table Nik Faldo is busy writing about his 10th place finishes in 25-person tournaments and Boozer's and Matchy's winning weekly neighborhood tourneys that were once dominated by the infamous Beerhog and Herbavor, the responsibility for providing relevant blog content once again falls on the webmaster.

Payment processing company for the online gambling industry, Neteller, has announced its plans to return funds to American customers.

In an official press release, the company stated that it has signed partnership agreements with the Unites States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York (USAO), as well as Navigant Consulting, a consulting firm that will provide Neteller with operational consulting services.

These new partnerships will aid Neteller in the process of redistributing frozen funds to its former US customers.

Article link here.

P.S. It should be noted that even though it is a scientific fact that the NPP webmaster is the most intelligent of the NPP table participants, he still does not know how to play suited connectors from the small blind position.


Nik Faldo said...

Translation: How much money did the US politicians get?

And when does Fourputt ever play poker?

Nik Faldo said...

Gee, everything was working just fine until our government got their grubby little paws on the system.

God damn wanna be rulers. May they rot in hell!

Good thing I am not bitter.

Anonymous said...

Here is some poker news...On saturday night Matchy finished 3rd, tied for first (with his wife) and first in 3 prestigious tourneys at his kitchen table with his neighbors. He had to battle against esteemed player "Arcticbast1" in order to accomplish this feat.
Arctic did manage to place 2nd in the third tourney, but per usual was first to "blast off" in the first two tourneys. In a related story Arctic is planning to incorporate Blatz into his name. Also I brought home 2 30 packs of Genesee beer with me from Cleveland that all enjoyed.

beerhog said...

i am in for the 14th. giving an early in because i am in florida until the 9th and will not be checking my e-mail......

Anonymous said...

Matchy, does that mean you and Artic were playing heads-up in the last tourney???

Anonymous said...

No Arctic had to weave his way through our field of 7 in order to finish 2nd. Greg really is a better poker player than has been represented in the NPP online tourneys.

Nik Faldo said...

Thanks Greg's Mom for the last comment.

Anonymous said...

You are welcome, now if I can only get him to eat all his vegetables and fold once in a while my work will be done.
Greg's Mom