Monday, August 15, 2011

The 20 Dumbest Things in Sports – Part 1


This should have made the list: Simona Halep had breast reduction surgery! I get tears in my eyes every time I think about it.

20. Basketball - Regular Season College and Pro – A waste of time to watch. How many jump shots, free throws, and in Pro basketball - loafing and walking - can you witness? See the You Tube “Slamball.” It is a far better game! I might actually attend that. On second thought, I still wouldn’t.

19. LeBron James, Dwayne Wade…and ‘the other guy’. – It was so over the top coverage. And for what? This would have a higher ranking if I gave a care about basketball. See above.

18. USFL and XFL – Talk about flooding the market. Now if the CFL was smart (but they are Canadian, so never mind), they would change their rules to match the NFL and become farm teams for the NFL. A triple win for the fans, the owners and the players I think.

17. “Offsides” rule, Shootouts and faking injuries in soccer – How is a defender allowed to save himself from being beaten on a play by running away from the goal he is supposed to defend? This is a stupid rule.

How about changing soccer so there is more scoring? Then you would not need those boring shootouts – or worse, acting like you got killed because you got tripped? How va-jay-jay is that??

But the soccer players act like 4 year olds on a playground wanting their mommies - in hopes of getting a penalty kick – just to show a little offense.

These would be lower on the list too – if soccer mattered at all.

16. Hockey Playoffs in June and July. – Come on. Winter is over. I can’t even watch the playoffs because I am on the golf course. Cut the season down or do two-nighters in the same city to cut travel days. Get a clue NHL (which has the dumbest top management in pro sports. More proof later.)

15. Bad Hockey Markets – Two teams in Florida?? Really? And Pheonix is a disaster. Still more proof later.

14. The “Wave” – If it is not dead yet, it should be. I am trying to watch the game and I don’t need to have people jumping up every 30 seconds! Sit down you idiots.

13. Ten-cent Beer Night – Yeah, that works out just fine – IF you are starting a riot or attracting Democrat voters (which leads to a violent riot). Only the drinkers, free-loaders and troublemakers attend these. Like I said; the Democrat voting block.

12. NFL touchdown celebrations – You are a grown man doing a job. Act like you have been successful before. Besides, you would not have scored the touchdown without a lot of help from others. Grow up. See video on how the great Barry Sanders acted after a touchdown run.

11. Shootouts in Pro Hockey – There was nothing wrong with a hard fought tie. This is a pathetic marketing trick. But at least they can be a little entertaining. Even MORE proof of a dumb NHL to come.

The TOP ten a little later.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Chess Magic: It Ain't Over Til it's Over

Black to move:

Black is down material having lost a rook and only gaining back two extra pawns.

White has the threat of 2. Qa8+, forcing Black to move his King. Then White can get a pawn back with Qxa7+, and then take the bishop on the next move! Ouch.

Black could trade queens with 1. ...Qxg2+, but trading pieces when behind in material is usually not a good idea. The remaining rook would dominate Black's remaining bishop as the rook would hem in Black's king to the back rows and then slowly pick off Black's remaining pawns...all the way to victory.

So, Black must come up with another plan. Black to move....and win! See if you can find THE move!

The solution can be found by scrolling down and finding "Chess Magic Revealed" on the right side of the blog.

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

The Community Card Review - USA Down-graded...by Democrats/Liberals/Communists

The United States credit rating was down-graded for the FIRST time in history.

Who has been in charge of our government and treasury the last two and a half years?

The Democrats.

The Speaker of the Senate and real estate deal cheating Harry Reid took to the microphones and blamed “the lack of tax increases, oil companies and private jet owners” as the reason for the down grade.

Note to Harry “real estate cheat and liar” Reid; IF you took every cent from every American who has over $1 million dollars in income, you could run the nation on YOUR spending policies for less than six months….then you would be out of money AGAIN!

Harry - and the rest of you class envy communists who vote Democrat - you could do this exactly once. Then no one would have any big piles of money for you to take.

Let’s stick to facts:

Fact: Obama took over a nation with a AAA rating and spent us into a down-grade in just in two and a half years.

Fact: The US citizens do not have the combined wealth to confiscate (tax) us out of this mess.

Fact: The only way to save our credit rating, our wealth and our nation is to fire every Democrat in 2012.

Every time we elect a Democrat president and Democrat congress, our nation goes into a depression. Every time.

When will the citizens of this nation EVER learn?

The answer to this rhetorical question to about one-third of our citizens is actually NEVER. Liberalism is a mental illness. Facts cannot enter the brain of a liberal. History is irrelevant to a liberal. Destruction right before a liberal’s eyes is ignored.

Liberals are not only mentally ill, but more dangerous than the worst psychopaths due to their numbers and the institutions they infest (education, the media, entertainment and government).

PS: Your government is making plans to confiscate your retirement/IRA’s/pensions. They will offer a deal to turn the money over to them for a guaranteed 3% a year increase, or you can take your money now at a 50% to 75% tax rate, but never be able to ever get another cent from the government.

Start thinking about your choice my fellow slaves. You are about to become complete wards of the government.

How is that Hope and Change working out for you?

Sunday, August 07, 2011

Faldo’s “Go To” Cigar – Licenciados


Pronounced: “lee’cen cia dos”

THIS is the puro a cigar store owner thrust into my hand as a freebie. As a cigar smoker – heck a smoker of anything – “newbie”, I had been turned off by the strong, heavy cigars my buddies were getting me to try on the golf course.

This cigar starts off very mild, some may even say bland. But as it goes, the flavor kicks up, but the mildness stays! Let me give you some information from places that sell Licenciados:

“The Licenciados cigar is a mild to medium flavored cigar that uses a Connecticut wrapper. Both wrapper and the tobacco are from the Dominican Republic and the cigar is manufactured by in that country (Santiago) too, by MATASA. It was blended by Manuel Quesada. Senor Quesada’s goal was to make a Macanudo, with a little stronger flavor.”

Well, in this writer’s opinion, he did BETTER than that! Not only is the flavor better than the Macanudo (kind of a nutty flavor), but the cigar stays mild with no bitterness all the way to the nub! Another review:

“Though the production of Licenciados cigars stated manufacture only in early 90s in 1994, it won a major accolade for its quality.

Cigar Aficionado Magazine gave them a score of 93 for the cigar. This is the first time a cigar manufactured outside Cuba was given such high regard by this respected magazine. This was the highest rating given to a cigar manufactured outside Cuba at that time.”

And from Mike’s Cigars [see link on right side of blog], whom Faldo usually purchases them from:

“Licenciados is our best selling cigar. It was made to taste like a Macanudo but adds up a notch on the flavor. Creamy and full of nutty flavors is exactly the way we wanted it. It's a tad richer than a Macanudo and a lot more interesting.

The Cigar Aficionado Magazine rated Licenciados the highest rating ever given to a non-Cuban cigar. That 93 decoration was a real landmark sensation because up to that time those top ratings were exclusively reserved to Cuban cigars only. Licenciados proved to be the pioneer brand which paved the way to many other Dominican made cigars on the road to stardom and recognition.”

Faldo has tried many other cigars and have found a couple that are worthy to be “in stock” in Faldo’s storage humidor, or purchased when a "deal" can be had.

Because, after all, you can try other cigars and your "main" cigar doesn't get pissed, leave and take half of what you own with it.

But my “go to” cigar, whether it is for after dinner, on the golf course, at the cigar bar or writing blog posts on my deck – it’s Licenciados.

Thursday, August 04, 2011

The Faldo Report on Poker and Golf – Beerhog’s Outing Coming Up!!!


Rumors were confirmed that Davethedog, aka, 4-putt, aka, Gilligan – is out there practicing for the Beerhog Open Outing on August 13th. Details for the outing on the right side of the blog.

Now if Davethedog can make it, you can too. How about a Boother 4-some? How about a Douge2 4-some? How about a Cigar4John – No Pants 4-some?

It’s a great time. Did I mention the free beer?

Golf has been a funny game for me as of late. A month ago, I was shooting rounds in the 70’s consistently. I even traveled to another course other than my home; Hartland Glen, and shot an 81 (Links of Whitmore Lake). So I was as they say, “In the zone.”

But, it has been up and down since then. Try these rounds; 79, 93, 74, 86. I have not exactly benn playing very consistent. Now the 93 was shot at Huntmore, which is the first time I played there. That would add maybe five strokes to the score. And we were playing the “Blues” – which made it a longer course than anything at HG.

But that was no excuse for the lousy iron shots, poor chipping and miserable putting. I literally had no clue where the next shot was going to end up. And three 3-putts is unacceptable at any time. I just “didn’t have it” that day and I need to try that course again!

The 86 was the result of just plain butchering three holes. A pure slice of an iron, a drop and a 3-putt. A “skulled” lob wedge into the woods. And a “hero” shot attempt that when into the woods, rattled around in the woods on TWO escape attempts, and a poor chip once out.

I don’t usually butcher holes. I bogey – A LOT! – but blowing up on holes is unusual for me.

What has been consistent is my driver! Very few “uglies” from the tee, and if you are in play, you got a chance.

On the poker side, Faldo did score a 10th in a 2400 player re-buy tourney on (200+15) PokerStars. Yes it was play chips, but after the re-buy, there is very little difference in how people play – except everyone takes a coin flip for stacks when available.

I got in at around 8pm not ever planning on re-buying. I never did and did not add on either. Obviously playing well and winning coin flips when necessary got me to 2.5 million chips with 10 players left – 5 at each table.

I get AK unsuited on the button. The UTG player with 4 million chips moves all in and the next guy folds.

Well, Faldo tells himself, “He’s got AA or KK. Maybe QQ – maybe (I would have guessed KK if you forced me to choose). I could be in a coin flip or dominated. Easy fold and wait for a better spot. First place is 750,000 free chips. Tenth is 32,000 free chips. Real money, I fold.

But it is 3am and to win this will take me to probably 5am, and I am golfing Huntmore at 11am…………….I call!”

He has AA of course and I get to go to bed. As you already know, the added sleep didn’t help me at all.

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Community Card Review - Democrats are Liars and Traitors


Of this there is no debate. Anyone still supporting the Democrat Party needs to be deported, arrested for treason (we are at war) or put in a mental institution for the criminally stupid. Pure and simple.

How is this for a coordinated effort by the liberal media to get the talking point of the Democrats out there:

"The Republicans are holding hostage the credit of the United States of America." – said seven Democrats to their lapdog media, who promptly got the seven “different” quotes on their news shows.

"The only belt being tightened is around the neck of those hostages, the American people." - Democrat #8

"No other American president has been held hostage." - Jesse Jackson Jr., Democrat and communist #9.

Jesse, that piece of shit Obama never had a debt plan and never offered one, you stupid silly son of a bitch! And his budget that was two and a half years late was defeated in a DEMOCRAT dominated Senate 93 to 0, you dumbass!

But by all means Media, get a quote from this complete waste of planet space, and broadcast it so Americans who happen to be black - and racist, and stupid - get riled up.

"The Republicans are holding our economy hostage." - Harry Reid and another six other communists in the Democrat Party. Total quotes now to 16.

"Don't hold America hostage." - Chuck Schumer and another communist #18.

"The Republicans are holding the debt ceiling hostage." - Nancy Pelosi, communist #19. The only thing 19 on Pelosi is her IQ.

I don’t want to hear any more crap from Democrats about civility and compromise. Didn’t we just get a lecture from the Democrats about “working together” and then they come out with these quotes? Well, you want to rumble Democrats? I’m your huckleberry.

Does the entire Democrat cabal use a teleprompter? Not a fresh thought in the entire party. They are just a bunch of parrots, sheep and donkeys.

The Democrats are making the disgusting attempt to turn the Tea Party Republicans into the equivalent of the biggest modern day threat to our country, by saying the Tea Party are using tactics that hurt innocent people. This is a standard Democrat play - say their opponents are doing - what actually what the Democrats ARE doing.

And the entire premise was built on a lie anyway. The United States was never going to default if we did not raise OUR OWN DEBT CEILING! Deciding to go further in debt (planning to borrow even more) has nothing to do with making payments on your debt. If you are going to ignore your own "stop signs" every time - why have them?

Nothing is a bigger threat to innocent people than the spending the Democrats have done in their two years of complete power. Children not born yet are $100,000 in debt, if they decide to work and pay taxes.

The Tea Party Republicans are only trying to Constitutionally make a budget (which the Democrats never did for 2 years) and halt the destruction of our nation in a river of debt. THAT is what they were elected to do – save the nation from Democrats.

The Democrats want to continue to drive us off the cliff, but they say the Republicans are causing the problems by being the adults in the room trying to fix the problem.

Who is the actual hostage taker here? Who is kidnapping the wealth of people not yet born, let alone alive right now? Do you want to talk about who is the real enemy to our country? It is Democrats and every single one of their voters – either thru ignorance or design. It no longer makes any difference to me.

What do you call a president that has manufactured a 16% unemployment rate?

What do you call a president that purposely stagnated the nation’s economic growth rate of less than 1%, when we need a minimum of 3% just to have enough jobs for the people leaving school?

What do you call a president who’s polices doubled the price of gasoline since he took office?

What do you call a president who sold a “stimulus package” on the premise of it creating “shovel ready” jobs to rebuild the nation’s infrastructure, then gave the money to his union buddies for their pension funds, then laughed later that there is no such thing as a “shovel ready” job. Then, the same day the debt ceiling is raised he calls for a new “stimulus package” and increased taxes to pay for the rebuilding of our “infrastructure?”

I call Obama what he is: a communist, a traitor to this country and a lying bucket of cow manure.

My apologies to all cow manure for the inference.

Monday, August 01, 2011

Today is Faldo’s Birthday - It's not a National Holiday Yet???


And to help celebrate, I give you the words to a song, best sung by Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley – “My Way”.

I thought I would let these two light weights share the stage with Faldo. I mean if I can’t help out with the memories of the “little people” on my birthday, what would that say about me?

By Paul Anka (that is three lightweights I helped today!):



And now the end is nearer.
And so I am closer to,
The final curtain.
My friends, I'll make it clear,
I'll state my case of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I traveled each, most every highway.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had more than a few.
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do.
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course.
Each careful step, along the byway.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew,
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all,
When there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all,
And I stood tall,
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill, my share of losing.
And now, as youth subsides,
I find it all so amusing.

To think, I did all that!
And may I say, not in a shy way.
Oh no, oh no not me.
I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has not.

To say the things he truly feels,
And not the words of one who kneels.

The record shows I took the blows,
And did it my way.

Yes, It was my way.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Five Tips to Avoid Being the Victim of a Crime


Borrowed from the blog "Surviving in Argentina" - http://www.ferfal.blogspot.com/ and a hat tip to "GM Joe".

Someday, I will write about what I witnessed while in China on business. A young woman from Argentina - also working in China - realized her nation's banking system had collapsed at home. Stranded in China with no credit cards, no money and no way to get money. Well, there was a way, but you know what I mean.

Her company was frozen closed, as were all assets in the nation. She sat there at breakfast - quietly and involuntarily shaking head to toe.

It's not a pretty site. But don't worry. A few more months of Obama and the Democrats and you too will know what she went thru. Be sure to thank your favorite liberal for this. On to the article:

"Women, children and elders are favorite victims chosen by predators. A scumbag looking for an easier victim might not go after me, but my 100 lb wife, hitting her and snatching her purse is not much of a challenge for one of these animals.

As the economic crisis continues, it’s a given that this sort of thing will become more and more common even in places and countries where it didn’t happen before. That’s where people that aren’t used to it get caught off guard. This is not about egos or being the biggest, meanest son of a gun. Its about applying a common sense approach to problems people may not have a lot of experience with. This goes for everyone, tactical guys that pack heat on daily basis, ladies that don’t carry a gun or any other weapon, or my 87 year old grandmother.

I’m making this clear because the internet commandos are quick to remark that they would have shot the guy at least ten times, then do a ritual to enslave their undying souls.

Truth is that even people that have been into dozens of gunfights will tell you the same thing: Avoid the conflict whenever you can. It’s only in movies where people get into senseless gunfights all the time. 'Lethal Weapon' would have been a very boring movie if after killing the first guy the weapons are taken away from the lead characters, they are suspended until the shooting is cleared, then they get sued by the “victims” family, and then you spend the rest of the movie watching Mel Gibson and Danny Glover going through their accounts seeing how they will afford the legal expenses after getting fired from the police department.

Even in “good” self-defense shootings you may spend a night or two in jail and that’s only the fun part, the real nightmare begins when you have to pay for your legal defense. Avoiding the use of force and escaping is always the best alternative when such a thing is possible.

If my wife was Anne Oakley and she had shot everyone that every tried to rob her, we’d be broke by now. By this I don’t mean that you shouldn’t fight when you must. Your life is priceless and indeed it’s better to be judged by twelve than carried by 6, when you had no other choice that is.

We talk plenty about fighting, for a change lets talk about not making any mistakes and learning how to avoid the problems in the first place.

1) Not looking rich. This is clear enough but there’s more to it than it seems. Of course having all the gold all over you is an open invitation for criminals but there are more subtle considerations too. You shouldn’t dress like a dirt bag, but you can still dress like ordinary Joe or Jane that is making a honest effort to make it to the end of the month like most people these days.

2) Minimizing exposure. How often do people go willingly into “bad parts of town”, dark streets, places they don’t know well enough? How many times people confess they knew they were walking into the mouth of the wolf? Avoid these situations whenever you can, try getting home while there’s daylight.

The time it takes you to enter or exit your home or garage is a window of opportunity for criminals. While not going nuts about it and living life, still try to minimize this sort of situation as much as possible.

3) Being aware of your surroundings. This is probably the most important trait. Shooting 3 bad guys in 5 seconds is a nice ability to have, but it’s better to avoid them entirely in the first place. Your chances of getting hurt or killed drop to zero, so does the financial cost.

4) Assessing people around you. So notice people in your surroundings, and could they be a threat to you? The actions and body language often speak more than clothing. Criminals are known to dress well, even wear suits to look less conspicuous. You cannot dismiss females either. More and more women are seen committing crimes, either on their own or with other partners.

5) AAA: Assess, Analyze & take Action Assess your situation. Who’s around you? Analyze. Are any of these individuals a possible threat to me? Most of all and much faster and easier to assimilate, is any of this out of place? If your gut feeling tells you something is wrong, then you probably instinctively picked up something you didn’t register on a conscious level.

If the little red light in your brain is blinking, then pay more attention. Take action, DO something. My wife told me of a time when, while in a store, a suspicious looking person walked in. Since she makes sure to stay near the door when in a store, as he walked in she walked out before even noticing what she was doing. Such fast reaction to situations your gut instinct tells you they are wrong is the kind of reaction you want to achieve.

One time while waiting to cross the street I heard a loud bang that sounded like a gunshot. Without thinking I took a step forward, putting a large cement column between myself and the source of the sound. This part is important, all of the above means nothing if you don’t DO something.

Freezing is the only thing you’re not allowed to do here. Freeze and you are game. Run, fight, cry out for help but do something.

It is not my intention to scare anyone with all this. Life just goes on, and an ounce of prevention has always been a great investment.

Take care everyone."

Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Royal Game – A Friend for Life

My father taught me this game of chess when I was 5 years old, and it has been a friend to me my entire life.

Before internet and on-line poker, my chess set kept me from going stir crazy when on the road in hotel rooms. It was my only friend in the world during my 6 – week business trip to China. How it was able to do that will be apparent as the chess segments of this blog are posted.

Chess is a game where there are no coin flip flops-turns-rivers. No referees, umpires, funny ball bounces, wind, ruts in the ice or even a divot in the fairway. Everyone starts completely even and you have no one to blame but yourself when you lose.

Of course, the opposite is also true. If you win, you were the better player that game – period! I believe this factor, and this factor alone, stops chess from being more popular than it is. There are no breaks to score a victory - or excuses for losses.

But this rough fact aside, a game of chess is at once a ballet and a war. Chessmen (and women) dance across the board to a silent symphony, only to eventually clash in a life and death struggle. The Director, who plans, choreographs and performs the music for the dancers correctly, wins the war.

Although the beginnings of the game of chess started much earlier, the pieces used today resemble the Medieval or Renaissance times in our history.

The set up of the chess board is derived from the class system of that day.

The King and Queen are the absolute rulers and thus are at the center. And as always been the case throughout history, the Queen (woman) is the most powerful piece in the world!

The Bishops (the church) is next in line, follow closely by the Knights (and noblemen). These folks all lived inside Castles (or Rooks), while the soldiers and serfs (pawns) lived outside of the castles.

The only other rules to setting up a chess game correctly is that a white square is always in the right-hand corner and the queen’s dress matches the square she starts on. Simple.

I think a good looking chess set placed on an attractive chess board is as a beautiful site as a painting or a statue.

If you already know how to play the game, play and follow along as we enjoy this game together.

If you don’t know how to play, look up the instructions on line. Faldo is available for lessons if you want some instructor time. Trust me, it will be a skill you will learn to cherish.

If you always carry a chess set, you will always have 32 friends. Thirty-three if you count your opponent.

Enjoy!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Community Card Review - The Treachery and Treason of the Democrats

The debate over the USA raising their debt ceiling is an absolute red herring.

The definition of a red herring is a discussion or argument over something trivial to hide the real issues in a negotiation. At the proper moment, the side demanding the red herring trades it for what they REALLY want in the negotiations.

The Democrats want tax increases of course. But they really want to keep spending. And they claim that if we don’t raise our debt limit, our nation will default and collapse.

Truth: If this country does not stop spending, we will default and collapse. The red herring is the talking point and cover used by the main stream liberal media to cover for the Democrats destroying our country.

The USA telling the world we are willing to go deeper into debt (raising our own debt limit) will not impress anyone. In fact, it will do the opposite. If you go to a bank and tell them you are raising your own debt limit, do you think they will be impressed?

The Republicans claim they want to stop the spending and really don’t want tax increases. And the Republicans are willing to raise the debt ceiling in exchange for spending cuts.

The Democrats scream that the Republicans are willing to let the USA collapse in order to protect the rich and starve the poor.

The Democrats know that tax increases decreases jobs (they admitted such just a month or so ago – see past Community Card posts here at NPP).

The Republicans say “No we don’t! Watch this! We will let you raise the debt limit and continue spending, if you don’t raise taxes! Deal?”

Obama and the Democrats, who never proposed or produced a budget in the two and a half years they spent this nation into complete bankruptcy, say “NO! See America, the Republicans will not be bi-partisan to protect the rich!” The media repeats the mantra.

Bi-partisan to Democrats is letting the Democrats drive this nation into complete and utter collapse and declare Marshall Law and a dictatorship.

All of Obama’s spending – raising this nation’s debt 30% in two and a half years - to his union bosses and world banker buddies, times are worse than ever and moving down. Believe it or not, it was done on purpose.

The Republicans think negotiating, compromising and then caving to the Devil will keep them safe. It won’t.

My fellow citizens first voted for this destruction, and now think voting still will solve it. It won't. The collapse will happen, sooner than later.

Of course the media and the educational system thinks helping the Democrats will keep them safe. The banks think working with the government will keep them safe.

When Stalin and Castro took over, the next groups killed after their political enemies, were the media, the teachers and the bankers.

I wish I would be able to see the looks on their faces as they are rounded up. It would almost make seeing our country destroyed worthwhile.

I’m not making stuff up. Just looking at history.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Faldo El Puro (Cigar) Page – a New Addition to NPP

I love this painting and am considering purchasing it! To me it shows what cigars are all about. Too bad this picture is also a reminder of lost freedoms. But I digress.

My introduction to cigars started on the golf course. The guys were lighting them up primarily as something to do while waiting to tee off. Golf can be a slow day behind the wrong foursome.

I hated the cigars I was given! They were strong, bitter and made me nauseous and dizzy all at the same time. And my mouth felt like an ash tray for two days after smoking (trying to smoke) one. I never smoked anything before in my life, and I now knew why.

But since I had been the recipient of some cigars, I wanted to return the favor to the guys. So I headed to a cigar shop in Plymouth to buy a box in order to have some to pass out. I entered and grabbed a box that was one of the popular cigars the guys were smoking and headed to the cashier.

The gentleman stated that I took very little time picking my purchase and asked if that was my favorite, and if so, he had some others on sale like it that maybe I might like to try?

I kind of shocked him when I said, “Well, I don’t even like these. In fact I think they taste terrible”, and explained why I was purchasing them in the first place.

He laughed and said, “Well, they kind of started you off on the wrong foot with cigars. Those cigars are way too strong for a beginner.”

He reached behind him and grabbed two cigars with a yellow band on them and said, “Here, give these a try. If you like them come back and buy a box from me.” I said I would.

Off I went with my purchase and my two freebies. I was back less than a week later to buy a box of Licenciados. I loved them!

Going back to make my promised purchase, the gentleman gave me a crash course on cigars and their care. He talked me into a humidor to keep my cigars fresh. And of course I needed a proper lighter and cutter in order to enjoy my cigar. Oh, and some butane for the lighter. And a travel pouch to carry a couple cigars in, so they don’t get crushed before being smoked.

Now it was I being smoked - by a cigar seller! But the only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys, so what the heck. As usual, if Faldo is in for ounce, he is in for a ton! I don’t do anything half-speed (twss).

Armed with my new “hobby” I delved into researching cigars.

I needed to know why I liked the hard to find Licenciados and hated the popular brands. (PS: I don’t dislike those brands now. My palate has changed. But they are still not my favorites.)

I wanted to know why the humidor has to be kept a 70% humidity and not higher or lower.

Why do they come in so many different lengths, thicknesses and colors (twss)?

I now build my own humidors and make them for friends. Davethedog will vouch for their usefulness, quality, effectiveness and efficiency.

I will explain this and all the other knowledge I picked up (and continue to) in future puro posts.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Mid-year Report Card on Poker and Golf - 2011


Yes, this is one of the reasons I LOVE summer!

Poker Activity – Not so much. Matchy had his usual fine poker game a few weeks back. Faldo lost a buy-in, but had a great time.

I was quite card dead that night - if you throw out the fact that I hit at least ten runner-runner nut hands for big pot wins AFTER I correctly folded. The action was there, but I never took advantage. I needed more gamble in me (and money) than I brought that night.

On-line poker right now is just a time filler and practice. Every tourney and SNG is easier early but just as tough as a money game later. Ego is a big part of poker and I have found that a lot of players don’t like losing their play chips almost as bad as they don’t like losing their cash chips. This fall, I will go back to cash play – when poker will be king for my leisure time again.

Golf - as usual, consumes most of my summer. I’m not called Faldo for nothing.

It was a struggle getting the golf game back together this year. Every year it gets tougher, but this was the hardest yet (twss).

My heart procedures, trials and tribulations got me into the worse physical condition of my life. Weight down (good thing), but my endurance and strength were at an all-time low. At the start of golf season, I literally could not do one push up or sit up! So I had some rehab to do right there, just to be able to carry my clubs to the cart!

Then of course this atrophy was no good for my back, which also gives me problems from time to time. Advil, stretching and exercise would fix that, but Mother Nature decided to kick Faldo - where usually only first dates of Faldo - end up kicking Faldo.

A cold and rainy spring gave Faldo no chance to really work on golf. Chances to play were hit and miss. Big gaps between rounds don’t help.

The course was under water and the conditions were a bad as they could be. The cold weather did not help my back, in spite of playing in a heavy shirt, a vest, a sweat shirt and a wind/rain jacket. I looked like the Pillsbury Doughboy and swung the club with all the motion and speed of a retirement home bingo game.

Add all this to the fact I was hitting a new set of irons! What more could I do to throw roadblocks in front of myself?

But the warm weather finally arrived and I started to get the feel of the new irons. Now the specifications of the new clubs were as close to identical to my old clubs as I could find. I was hoping the “new technology” would make a shot or two improvement in a round.

Uh…….no. The new clubs were not as good. I hit them 10 to 20 yards less. And instead of my usual slight draw ball flight, I was getting a dead right ball flight. Now I am not talking an “into the woods” dead right, but enough to where I was not hitting greens near as often. And I had to hit a 6-iron into a green where I used to use an 8-iron! That makes a huge difference too.

I first chalked up the loss of distance to my weight loss and weakened state. But as my driver yardage off the tee returned to normal, my iron distance did not - with the new clubs.

I had to figure out why. Another problem with my golf game this year was I could not hit my 3-wood, 5-wood or 7-wood consistently this year. Last year they were great clubs for me. This year they were a disaster. So, for a weekend, I took them out of my bag and added my old 7, 8 and 9 iron to my bag. Rule wise, you are only allowed to carry 14 clubs. So something had to go, and those woods were no longer performing.

Lo and behold, the distance and the draw ball flight returned with the old clubs! Since the old and new clubs are nearly identical for lie, loft and weight, the only thing that makes sense is the shaft difference (twss) in the clubs. With my strength returned, I still hit the new clubs 10 to 15 yards shorter than my old clubs.

I was taught in club building school that the shaft is the engine of the club. The new clubs had lighter and weaker shafts in them. That explains the less distance and the fade ball flight. With the new clubs, my swing speed is bending the shaft slightly and opening up the club face.

But since this change to all irons in my bag, upping my 150 to 100 yard club choices from 4 clubs to 6, my handicap has returned to where it was last year. It took two months longer to do it, but Faldo is back!

I am returning to my old clubs starting this week, and use a few of the new clubs to fill in gaps. Right now it is the other way around. Maybe this will give me that shot or two improvement. I’ll let you know.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Random Questions Answered by Faldo – Part VII


What is your dream date?

See picture.

Actually, dinner and a sports event. Movies are too loud and have too many commercials. And you cannot chat during a movie.

What are three tips you can give men concerning women?

1) With men it is “yes” or “no.” With women, it is “maybe,” “maybe not” or “not if he was the last man on earth.” If she is talking to you at all, you are a maybe.

2) You are the means to THEIR end. Period. Women are survivors. They can handle pain, misery and survival much better than men. It’s genetic.

3) If you saw it, she wanted you to see it. It is almost never an “accident”.

What is or what was your favorite dance craze?

Total nude strip clubs in Canada.

What is the last thing you do before you go to bed?

Pray…for better flops, better putting and cigar sales on-line.

Who do you have a celebrity crush on?

Nobody. But once upon a time, Susan Saint James, Raquel Welch and Stevie Nicks. I also had man love for John Wayne, Dean Martin and Paul Newman. They were a man’s man.

What do you watch on TV at 2 in the morning?


No longer up at 2am. If I am, I’ll be passing out soon. But if I still awake at that time, I would hunt for a good old movie or sit-com. Ok, I lied, porn. Actually, the first answer is true. I want to be fully awake for porn.

What is the definition of sexy to Nik Faldo?

Short skirts and dresses. I’m a leg man.

What are you emotionally allergic to?

Hypocrisy and ignorance, meaning liberals.

Are cows a friend or foe?

Just asking me that would have me worried about the person who asked me that (see allergy above). A cow is a friend, a very good friend. Especially cooked medium with a baked potato, a blue-cheese wedge salad and a Guinness.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Douge's Humor Corner - LXIX

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it will be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said: "Who fucked up your hair?"

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Community Card Review - Clinton Dissed by Left, Country Dissed by Obama

The Clinton Law of “Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell” was repealed by the Democrat Congress and hailed as a great and historic civil rights moment.

Does that mean that Bill Clinton and his Administration were really bigots against gay men? Does Bill Clinton even realize how this repeal is a total slam on his presidency – by his own party?

Now openly gay individuals can serve in the military. Does this mean Hilary will finally get to join the Marines?

Didn’t Obama promise his loony left base that he was going to close Guantanamo Bay? He didn’t because he knows his voters are crazy and have no concept of the dangers to this nation in the world.

Remember the left’s insistence that we close the Guantanamo Bay prison because it was used as a recruiting tool by radical Muslims? Well what does the Left think will happen when the Muslims learn that their enemy can have sanctioned homosexual activity on a Middle East battlefield?

Think about this: The left – who’s base of whackos loathe the US military – are celebrating the fact that gays can now openly serve in the military. So if you hate US military but like a change to the US military - then by definition - that change must be extremely damaging to the military – correct?

If the old law was called “Don’t Ask – Don’t Tell”, is the new law called “Show and Tell”?

And if straight men soldiers are now forced to shower with gay men soldiers, then women soldiers should have to shower with the straight men soldiers. After all, equal is equal and fair is fair. If sexual orientation means nothing, then let’s be consistent.

Oh, it is a real big stretch to guess that women might get special rules on this!

Michael Moore’s movie “Sicko” has been banned in Cuba. Why? Because the movie portrays the US healthcare system as terrible and communist Cuba’s Obamacare healthcare system as the best in the world.

Castro previewed the movie and banned it immediately because it would raise the expectations of his prisoners…sorry, citizens…to impossible expectations of good health care.

The truth is that the communist Cuban health care system is a shambles and Moore’s movie is a complete lie. But Michael Moore still wins awards from the entertainment left.

Everything the left says is a lie, and the best liars are rewarded. Usually with Nobel Peace Prizes.

Eric Holder of the Obama Administration not only shut down the internet poker in the United States, but used Obama’s Union Stimulus Slush fund to buy assault rifles and sell them to Mexican drug dealers.

One of the weapons sold by Holder/Obama was used by drug dealers to kill a US Border Agent.

Holder said the plan was to track the guns and follow the flow to the top guys.

Of course the lie is exposed as the FBI, ATF and the CIA publicly stated that they already had this information. Memos smuggled out of the Justice Department showed that the real plan was to make the “uncovered US assault rifles found in the hands of Mexican drug dealers” as a reason to push for tighter gun control and the elimination of the 2nd amendment.

Why is Holder not up in front of Congress explaining his actions, his reasons and his lies?

To cheer you up further, we had a budget deficit of $458 billion when Bush left office after eight years of over-spending. And the conservatives were furious and the left pretended they were.

The deficit after a little over two years of Obama is now $1.65 TRILLION! For those of you in Ann Arbor, this means the debt was tripled in 2 years under Obama and a Democrat Congress.

This means that the Obama government borrows $189 million every hour of every day to run our nation. This money is borrowed against your GRANDCHILDREN”S earnings as yours are all spent already.

Our “spenders’ in Congress are arguing over a debt ceiling that means nothing. When the rest of the world turns off the tap, the United States of America will collapse. Our money will be worthless - all cash, savings and investments.

So, have a beer. Smoke a cigar. Sleep tight. And don’t let the Democrats have your guns. You are going to need them.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Great Golf Outing Coming Up August 13!


Sorry for the length between posts. Golf, BBQ's, parties and bar time is cutting into time available for blogging. My life is rough isn't it?

I'll post it on the side of NPP to remind you, but do yourself a favor and make the Rebels Hockey Team Golf Outing at Hartland Glen on August 13th at 1:00pm.

Check in starts at 11:30 (warm-up the drinking elbow), announcements at 12:40 and then a ride out to the holes for a shotgun start!

It's $400 per foursome and that includes the 18 hole scramble with free beer!
Prizes for the top teams.
Men and women's closest to on a par 3
Men and women's longest drive
Door prizes
Steak dinner after play
and optional events like Team Skins, Auctions, and Raffles!

Be there or be square. Faldo's team is back:
Faldo
Bigbrimar
Bronco76
Davethedog

Beerhog is your host - and on another team!

A good time. Be there!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Community Card Review - Obama Copies Reagan-Bush to Try and Get Re-elected

“Tax rates for every American were poised to automatically increase on January 1, 2011. Had that come to pass, the average middle class family would have had to pay an extra $3,000 in taxes next year. That would not have just been a blow to them. It would have been a blow to our economy, just as we are climbing out of a devastating recession.

I refuse to let that happen. Because I acted, it is not going to. In fact, not only will middle class Americans avoid a tax increase, but tens of millions of Americans will open their first paycheck in 2011 and see that it is larger than the one they get right now.” – Barack Hussein Obama, December 19, 2011

If this is all so wonderful, why didn’t Obama make this statement two years ago to boost everyone’s confidence that no tax hikes were coming? Now this was not really a tax cut, but just a short term continuation of the Bush Tax Cuts (BTC).

Matter of fact, since the Bush Tax Cuts were passed, the Democrats have claimed that these “breaks for the rich” were responsible for all the government debt and the “recession” under Bush. That is $30,000 (ten years of hating the BTC for those of you in Ann Arbor) more taxes the middle class would have paid if the Democrats had their way. Since you Democrats have hated the BTC for so long, why extend them now if they are so bad for the country?

Or… if it is wonderful now, why not make them permanent? The answer is of course that Democrats do not want you keeping your money. All money is theirs, and you only have what they let you keep. That is how Democrats look at your income.

I know it is confusing to read, but following Democrat speak always is. That is all they have is contradiction, lies, distortions and hypocrisy. Democrats can never be truthful about their true intentions.

This extension of the BTC is driving the communist left voters bonkers and even turning the stomachs of the Democrats in government. But what can they do? A tax increase now would destroy the already weak US economy further and guarantee a further Democrat annihilation in the elections of November 2012.

On Sunday, December 18th, David Gregory on “Meet the Press” asked Vice President Joe Biden, “Why wait until 2012? Do you really expect in an election year that no one is going to vote to extend the tax cuts even longer? What is going to be different then than now?”

Gregory, a certified media member of the loony left decrying the continuation of the BTC. What a tool.

VP Bite Me said, “We won’t be in a position where the economy will be as shaky as it is right now. We had to make a deal where we can grow the economy.

If we would have not made a decision until next year (2011), it would have created so much uncertainty, and there were a number of economists that said it would create a double dip recession.

So we not only avoided it getting worse, we made the prospects much better for the economy.”

What Bite Me admits to without realizing it, is that following Democrat policies (of raising taxes) would lead to a double dip recession. He’s right on that. He also is admitting that Reagan-Bush policies of tax cuts help the economy –which is also true. So why do Democrats insist on raising taxes all the time?

Gregory then followed that up with this; “Obama wrote in his book that he found the Bush Tax Cuts morally troubling. Is that still his belief?”

Bite Me, “It is still his belief. And mine too. But we have to compromise to save people who are drowning. There are people out there drowning. There are two million people out there who cannot afford to go out and get a Christmas tree, let alone buy any gifts. Because their unemployment has run out because they have been unemployed for over two years. But in two years we will come back at the BTC’s again.”

Where to start???? Bite Me, and Obama STILL want to repeal the BTC even though they admit it will hurt Americans. They are just not going to do it until after they are re-elected. They will continue the “immoral” BTC, hoping it will keep the economy strong enough to get them re-elected, and then they will lower the boom on the middle class.

Bite Me also admits since Obama and he took office, millions more have lost their jobs. Bite Me admits that after the next election, he and Obama won’t care if two million people will be able to buy a Christmas tree. Biden admits that after the next election, he and Obama will drive millions more out of work as millions more have their unemployment run out.

Joe Biden, telling the truth about the Democrats by accident. Hussein copying Bush and Reagan - temporarily - to get re-elected.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Faldo is Retiring From “Friendly” No-Limit Games


Maybe I should go to the beach instead.

I am NOT retiring from friendly no-limit tournaments, just no-limit ring play. I will still play in home “limit” ring games, without the "burn" game features.

It might be my age, but I don’t think so. I still like a challenge and I still like competition. I will still play at casinos when I want to do so.

It might be the money involved, but I don’t think so. Our money will probably be worthless soon anyway. And at the stakes I play, the money is not a life changer – win or lose.

The problem for me is I don’t consider No-Limit a “friendly” game. The purpose of the “no-limit game” is to empty your opponent’s stack and hopefully empty the wallet or purse. All means – fair and unfair – excluding cheating and angle shooting of course – can and should be used. It is not a ‘friendly’ situation.

Limit Holdem is a very difficult game to win a lot of money at. I know this from years and years of playing it at home games and at the casino. Like most of you, I started playing $.25 - $.50, and graduated to $2-$4 at the NPP tables, and the $10 - $20 at the casinos. It’s fun, but difficult to be consistently profitable. That is the point of why limit is better for home games.

At limit holdem games, jokes, food, stories, and drinking takes precedence over profit making. The swing variances are such that any player on any given night can win or lose. But their wallet probably will not be emptied.

Ring limit is a total grind with devastating variances due to the luck factor. A decent player should make about 1BB/hr (one big bet per hour) on average, with a pretty large standard deviation. That is an awful positive profit equation for a serious player at a low – limit game at a casino. The rake and dealer tips make any profit long-term a tough proposition.

But a no rake (except for beer and food costs) low-limit limit home game is great fun! Variance should be part of the fun for a group of friends’ playing cards and usually playing almost every hand!

A good no limit player has so much more control over the outcome of a game. If he has a good hand, he can make a large enough bet to discourage players from chasing a draw hand. Of course, if he has nothing, heavy betting causes constant pressure that makes weak players crack like cheap cement. There is nothing friendly about that.

This is almost impossible to do in the low stakes limit game where everyone just calls all the way down to the river, and they are usually justified to do so because of the pot odds (the size of the bet compared to the size of the pot.

In the game of No-Limit Texas Holdem, you can win pots by semi-bluffing or stone cold bluffing. There is more opportunity to play the person as opposed to just playing the cards. At any point, you could potentially end the hand with a crushing bet.

Even a “friendly” no-limit game becomes a game of “stacks” at some point. You tournament players know how hard it is to fight the big stacks. Unless unlimited buy-ins are allowed at the “friendly” home game, as time goes on, short stacks are at a big disadvantage. This is not the case in a limit game. Stack sizes don’t affect the way the hand plays out.

Let me put it this way, quoting from another site: “Limit Texas Holdem is all about tiny, slight edges that you exploit from lesser skilled players. No limit Texas Holdem is about monster edges that you exploit from lesser skilled players.”

Tiny is better for a friendly game.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Some Great Sports Quotes


“I’ve been big ever since I was little.” – William “Refrigerator Perry

“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.” – Fast Eddie Felson – The Color of Money

“Let’s put the women and children to bed, and let’s go looking for dinner.” – Joe Kane – The Program

“I didn’t hear the comments Jeremy Roenick said about me….because I have my two Stanley Cup rings plugging my ears.” – Patrick Roy, Hall of Fame goaltender

“Be…the ball.” – Ty Webb, Caddyshack

“You throw the ball – you hit the ball – you catch the ball.” – Skip, Bull Durham

“You are going to eat lightening and crap thunder!” – Mickey, Rocky

“Juuuusst a bit outside.” – Harry Doyle, Major League

“I pity the fool!” – Mr. T, Rocky 3

“We talkin’ bout practice.” – Allan Iverson

“Playoffs????” – Jim Mora

“Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire, Jerry Maguire

“There’s no crying in baseball!” – Jim Dugan, A League of Their Own

“Float like a butterfly, sting like at bee.” – Mohammad Ali

“Cut me Mick.” – Rocky Balboa, Rocky

“It ain’t over til it’s over.” – Yogi Berra

"Nobody goes there anymore....it's too crowded." - Yogi Berra

“Winning isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.” – Red Sanders

“Touch them all, Joe!” – Joe Buck

“Today, I consider myself, the luckiest man on the face of the earth.” – Lou Gehrig

“I don’t believe what I just saw!” – Jack Buck

“Down goes Frazier!” – Howard Cosell

“Do you believe in miracles? Yes!!!” – Al Michaels

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Our Tax System Explained in Beer



Leave us at least the shirt on out backs!

Let us imagine that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. 'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

The seventh now pay $ 5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $ 20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a Dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, this is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those of you in Ann Arbor who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Monday, July 04, 2011

Hope Everyone Had a Happy 4th of July


Faldo celeberated with just an evening of watching fireworks....with a few guests.

Friday, July 01, 2011

Faldo's Thoughts on 4th of July Weekend Eve

Random musings:

Full Tilt finally admits they are broke. The mis-management of this poker site is so corrupt and inept it is ...quite frankly...Democrat-esque.

How do you take a pure cash cow and turn it into a complete disaster - and in the process - destroy the faith in an entire industry for millions and millions of people across the globe? Again, sounds like the work of the Democrats on the United States of America. The analogy fits perfectly.

Full Tilt hired too many bloodsuckers that donated nothing to the overall growth of the poker site. Full Tilt had far too many internal expenses that sucked the life blood out of the company. Full Tilt did not look out for the customer in their dealings, but simply how to enrich themselves. Again, see Democrats in government versus taxpayers for the same body of work.

I wait now for the drop of the "other" shoe - Ultimate Bet/Absolute Poker - to fold leaving US poker players in the lurch. I won't blame the new owner(s) of UB/AP. They did their best but were cut down at the knees by the Obama Administration Justice Department.

But the "super-user" (the true story we may never know) debacle is the main reason this site can't recover. I don't expect the 'new' owners to make whole the cheated (this time by the US government) yet again, after paying off the "super-user" scandal cheated.

Changing subjects:

I am so glad the Tigers are in the playoff race. It certainly makes summer more interesting.

My golf game has almost returned to the place I was at last year before the heart issue. Feels good.

I have got to get some fishing in this weekend!

Poker, I hate to say it, is on the back burner. I am not even playing for money at all on line. I will return to BoDog eventually, but just not feeling it right now.

Matchy is considering re-opening NPP as a limit game! That sounds like a winner to me. Limit Poker is a much better "social" poker game. No-limit is the real deal, but it hard to stay "social" when your wallet is empty - in my opinion.

The NFL is locked down and the union de-certified. Why is the union figureheads still talking and negociating??? The NBA is being locked down and the union is not de-certifying. So what?

On a sane planet all would see how totally useless unions are. What bloodsuckers they are. What communists they are. What degenerate crooks they are. But, on a sane planet, a muslim-communist never employed idiot would not be president of the United States.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Community Card Review - Earmarks and Unions

One of the things instituted when the Democrats took over the House of Representatives was a ban on ‘earmarks’ for profit making companies. An earmark is a special grant, law or favor for some special interest of a lawmaker that is attached to a regular bill that should be easily passed.

For instance, the House will pass a bill giving themselves free beer and hookers every weekend. An easily passed law – but then throw in an earmark that gives a big political donor a tax break, a grant of taxpayer money or a waiver from Obamacare – which everyone needs, by the way.

But Democrats and their liberal friends found ways around the ban they implemented. I guarantee the Democrats had the ‘walk around’ figured out long before they passed this useless bill to limit their cronyism, but grab a headline.

All donators to Democrats did was open a ‘non-profit’ organization – which did the same thing their ‘for profit’ outfit did. Most of these ‘non-profits’ use the same address as the ‘profit’ company does. The Democrat lawmakers then loaded every bill with ‘earmarks’ for their donors'non-profit organization. Meanwhile, Democrats stood in front of the lapdog liberal media going on how they had stopped the earmark process to "evil companies."

Meanwhile while some companies and strickly government subsidized "research" firms were happy with the Obama Regime and the Democrat Congress, teacher’s unions were not.

Obama spoke to the National Education Association (NEA) and the American Federation of Teachers (ATF) for the last two summers. This year he was no where to be found.

And the teacher's union leaders did not ask any other member of the Obama Administration or Democrat Paty memeber to show up because they knew the Democrat would be heckled off the stage – same as Obama would have been.

The head of the NEA blasted Obama saying, “Today, our members face the most anti-educator, anti-union, anti-student environment we have ever seen. This was not the ‘change’ I hoped for.”

Wow! This is not the way fellow communists talk about each other.

Even though $100 billion of the “Porkulous” money Obama printed and gave away to all union pensions went to the teachers, the teacher’s union expected a lot more than that. Federal worker unions got a lot more than their “fair” share, according to the teacher’s unions.

The NEA spent $50 million of teacher’s dues to elect Obama. They bought and paid for Obama and they want a much bigger payday than they got so far.

The Obama Regime and the liberal media is ignoring the feud. Both know the teachers have no where else they are going to go, and the union sheep will fall in line come election time.

Teachers, bend over and take it – just like the rest of the American citizens, the American dream and the American Constitution has – under Obama.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

The Key to Victory...oh, and Saving a Once Great Nation


“The Barack Hussein Obama record is a litany of despair, of broken promises, of sacred trusts abandoned and forgotten.

His answer to all this misery? He tries to tell us that we are in ‘another recession’, – not a depression. As if definitions and words relieve our suffering.

Let it show on the record, that when the American people cried out for economic help, Obama took refuge behind a dictionary.

Well, if it’s a definition he wants, I’ll give him one.

A recession is when your neighbor loses his job.

A depression is when you also lose your job.

And “recovery” is when Barack Hussein Obama loses his.”


Which Republican candidate spoke these words about his future opponent in the presidential election?

Well, it was not ‘Obam-ney Care’ Gore-Warming Mitt Romney.

It was not ‘cap and trade’ Pawlenty.

It was not ‘civility NOW!’ Huntsman.

I’ll give you a couple more hints. First, this Republican presidential candidate won in a 49 state landslide, with his opponent’s home state barely holding serve for the loser.

Second, if I change out Barack Hussein Obama for the name ‘Jimmy Carter’ – does that help?

The correct answer for those of you in Ann Arbor or the public school system – or teaching in the public school system – is Ronald Reagan.

Our nation has lost 7 million jobs since the Obama Administration took office. The ‘real’ unfiltered unemployment rate is 16%.

Our nation’s debt has QUADRUPLED since Obama bailed out his union buddies and Wall Street buddies. In ten years, our debt will equal our gross national output – and continue growing - if these Democrat-Communists are not removed from office. From every government office!

Every household in the United States now owes over $100,000 of debt. But, let’s change the numbers to closer emulate the truth.

Every taxpaying household who pays even $1 - or more - in taxes than they receive in benefits from the government – owes $450,000 each – since they are the ones who actually have to pay.

Any candidate for president who wants to play nice with the Democrat-Socialist-Communists-Marxist-Liberal-Progressive candidates is not serious about winning. They are being ‘serious politicians’ and have no intention of saving the country – but wish to save themselves.

Ronald Reagan showed how to win a national election. Every time the American people are stupid enough to elect a Democrat president, we lose freedom, wealth, strength, world respect and dignity.

A real candidate needs only to point this out to win – in a landslide!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I Was Going to be the Center....


but she is right. It is better to be the Quarterback!

Love her spikes!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights....or Lose Them


I have friends, these female friends who I shoot with regularly at the range. Well, actually, I am a nice range instructor and am kind enough to pick up the shells as they are discharged from their weapons.

Sweeping at home is woman's work. But picking up gun shells - by hand on my hands and knees if necessary - is my job for some students I shoot with. I am a helpful guy when I need to be.

I have some male friends I shoot with on occasion. It's a nice way to spend a few hours. Range time, beer time, wing/burger time, 2nd amendment discussion time and then the usual jokes-bs time. A good time.

I have some other friends - of both sexes - that continue to procrastinate on getting their handgun(s), ammo and a CCW (Carrying Concealed Weapon) or CPL (Concealed Pistol License.

If you want to dither on actually jumping thru the hoops (and anal exam) of getting your CPL, fine. But go buy a handgun and ammo (or two). It is your right and you better exercise it.

If you don't want to get into the CCW/CPL system, that is fine with me also. I completely understand.

But someday - and sooner than you may think - you will need your weapon simply to be safe in places where carrying a shotgun is not practical. And even if that day never comes in your lifetime, it will in your children's.

Refugees, slaves and victims of purges all have one thing in common. They are unarmed.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Douge2’s Humor Corner – LXVII

Help From Above

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."


Patience Pays Off

A Wyoming State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer'?

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing'?

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine'.

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And her...what is she doing?' The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... And nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her, what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies:

'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.’

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Faldo Wins 1st Internet Tourney Since the On-Line Poker Holocaust

Faldo bested 82 other players to win a qualifier on UFC or Rise Poker. Yes, it was a freeroll, but it did qualify me for a $150 added tournament. I am not sure how any prizes won will be distributed, but…whatever.

On this site, I am playing under the name …………RxQch……….. – a little old style chess notation lingo there.

Someone did ask for a review of this site, so here it goes:

The players are terrible. Faldo won didn’t he?

Ok, enough with the jokes. Let’s try this again – negatives first:

The betting bar is terrible.

When you fold, your cards are no longer visible.

You cannot choose your seating.

Commercials play the entire time you are in the lobby or waiting for the tournament to start. I mute the sound.

Also ads are running silently next to and below the tournament table. If you accidentally click on them, the commercial ad blocks the table.

You cannot adjust the table size at all. It is what it is.

It is very hard to see who and where the action is. And it is not very clear that the action is on you.

The software is a little slow and not very attractive, in my opinion.

Positives:

Response to emails in 3 days or less.

I qualified for the tournament on a day when I could not possibly play. Even though the rules said they could not move my qualifier to another similar tourney, they did due to the reason for my unavailability – my son’s wedding. So, at least someone is actually reading the emails and making decisions not by rote.

Time to go. Until next time, I leave you with this:

Smart man + smart woman = romance.
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
Dumb man + smart woman = affair.
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage.

Smart boss + smart employee = profit.
Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Community Card Review - Democrats Give the One-Finger Salute to Voters

A few hours before the Senate voted to keep the government running with a “temporary” spending measure – again – Speaker of the House Republican John Boehner and Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid had a verbal spat.

Speaker Boehner stated that Reid needs to explain why the Senate has not taken action on the House’s budget proposal, and also explain to the American people why the entire Congress had not passed a budget – as Constitutionally demanded they do – in the years since the Obama Regime was elected.

The reason is simple, of course. The Democrats do not want a record of their massive spending and debt of this nation to go on record for the voters to see.

“I’m not sure Senator Reid has a plan to cut spending. If he does, I think the American people would like to see it. If he doesn’t, I think he owes the American people an explanation,” Boehner said.

Well this sent Dirty Harry Reid into a fit of rage. Reid replied, “That’s tough talk coming from somebody being bossed around by a bunch of freshmen.”

That one statement by Reid says it all. One, of course, is that Reid thinks career politicians are the only ones that matter.

Two, in November Democrats got slaughtered at the ballot box. In the House of Representatives alone, 87 Republicans replaced Democrats who backed socialism.

Around the country 700 Democrats lost re-election. The American people spoke in a loud voice that they wanted this reckless spending, debt and abject socialism/communism stopped. The American people did this in a loud and committed voice with your votes. The American people fired Nancy Pelosi, Obamacare and all the debt spending ways of a bunch of the Democrat spending governors.

But after all of that, Harry Reid ridicules the new House Speaker for actually listening to you the voter. Think about that for a minute. Seriously, think about that, and what Reid is really saying.

Harry Reid pretends he is “flipping off” the new Speaker and his brand of freshman representatives in Congress.

No, he isn’t. That Democrat – and that Democrat Party is flipping off the American people and your vote.

PS: Think about this also. The Democrats routinely just plain ignore our Constitution when it does not fit their desires. That means you the citizen has no power with Democrats in charge. You are - in their eyes - a slave, a serf, a servant to them.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Men and Women are NOT the Same...


This is why men have it MUCH MUCH harder than their wives and girlfriends.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

How to Cover for a Bad Wedding DJ

Would you believe Faldo trained these two just in case that happened?

Monday, June 06, 2011

Why Men Get Married


Faldo's son - Bronco76 - is getting married this week! In honor of that, a week of marriage humor. Feel free to post or e-mail me more.

Saturday, June 04, 2011

The Faldo Month in Review and Poker Thoughts


The look of an internet poker player.

May went out with a whimper - instead of a sigh – on the poker front. I basically broke even – winning on BoDog and losing on Sportsbook for the tiniest of profit. The losing came later, so that is why the whimper.

Folks, I knew that when poker playing got mainstream – and especially when it got trendy and HUGE – that the government was going to come in and mess it all up. The government – as it is currently stocked with politicians – cannot sit by and watch the citizenry make money, have fun, build industries and celebrities without getting involved.

It looks too much like freedom of the people. We cannot be having any of that. And for poker unfortunately, the enemies of poker are on both sides of the isle. The religious right hates poker and the socialist Democrats on the left want ‘their rake’ in tax dollars.

I made the statement when some players started discussing “legalizing” poker both on-line and live, and I said then, “Be careful what you wish for. Any time government gets involved things are going to get screwed up.”

A side note on a similar situation, all you Obamacare backers – may you die a slow and painful death waiting for a doctor that never comes because the Death Panel selected you as not worth “the people’s money.”

We got our casinos close by. We have our “charity” poker rooms right next door. We had big casinos “partner up” with on-line poker sites. It was the “legal poker” player’s dream. And then it happened. Freedom crushed.

Casinos and charity poker rooms pay taxes. Religious zealots look the other way on poker when the rake money is going to ‘charity’. Liberals love the taxes – any taxes – so enough motivation right there.

On-line poker rooms and most winning on-line players are not paying taxes and are not doing near enough publicly for charity. So, you get freedom crushed.

This “no taxes paid by players” is the biggest thing. That is why gambling is illegal except in government approved venues in the first place. The dictators are not getting their cut. They are the Don and you are the shop keeper not paying “protection”. You are the worker not wanting to pay your union dues. You are the debtor not paying your ‘juice’ payment to the loan shark. You get your legs broken – or worse.

So when the Poker Players Alliance had their Poker March on Washington last month, they only drew enough people to fit under the shade of a small tree. Poker players do not like the light of day. Any “big” poker player who takes on the dictators in Washington will have a visit from the IRS the next day. Count on it.

If you have wondered why the big blogs, the big players and the big on-line poker owners and managers are chatting nice about the downfall of poker and our freedoms, and bending over happily for government’s visit to Brown Town - this is the reason.

Poker needs to go back under-ground. Poker needs to return to private games. Poker needs to be played on-line, but not talked about or even advertised. Involving the government would mean a rake so high it would be a fool’s bet (like the lottery, casino games or horse-racing) to even bother playing.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

The Community Card Review – XXX


The Democrat News, sometimes called the New York Times published an article stating that Europeans are now worried that their economic crisis is threatening their social benefits.

The DN – NYT writes, “Across western Europe, the lifestyle superpower, the assumptions and gains of a lifetime are somehow in doubt. Their deficit crisis has undermined the sustainability of the European standard of social welfare, built by left-leaning governments after WWII.”

Europeans have boasted for years about their generous vacations, early retirements, national healthcare programs and cradle to grave welfare benefits – while sneering at the comparative harshness of the US capitalist system. But now, they are broke. It would have happened decades sooner if they would have had to pay for their own military as we do, but I digress.

No where in the article does the DN-NYT or the Euro-liberals address why Europe is falling apart. It is because “generous vacation, early retirement, national healthcare and cradle to grave welfare benefits social welfare states - built by left-leaning governments – are doomed to fail!

Liberals will never understand that THEY ARE the problem.

And which is harsher? Capitalism – or waking up one day to find that your money is worthless and your government is collapsing?

Liberalism is the Ponzi model, the Madoff model, the Obama-Pelosi-Reid-Clinton-LBJ-FDR-UAW model. Party now – with money you don’t have – and expect someone else to pay for it down the road after you are dead.

Liberalism has never worked and it will never work. The truth, evidence and facts are unmistakable.

If you ever vote Democrat again, it means you are mentally retarded, a moron or a traitor – or a combination of two or all three.