Friday, December 01, 2006

NPP - Poker Stars Internet Standings

Report card time. Eight Tourneys played.
Now before you liberals cry about it being unfair and we should go be average score vs tourney's played, I don't want to hear it. In other words - If you want points, PLAY!

We are using the same scoring method that Poker Superstars use on the TV show. 1st = 10 points, 2nd = 7, 3rd = 5, 4th = 3 and 5th = 1.

Here are the standings and we have four tourneys left:
1st = Nik Faldo (mikeniks) 40 pts
2nd = Beerhog 34 pts
3rd = Hlam (Herbavor) 24 pts
4th = Matchy 22 pts
5th = 7Forty7 20 pts
6th = Boother 18 pts
7th = SpartyToJo 13 pts
8th = Dave the Dog (Fourputt) 12 pts
9th = Jane/Louanna (Thai Food) 9 pts
10th = Bronco76 5 pts
11th = Cigar4John 1 pt
12th = Sack
13th = Momo

In theory everyone is still alive for the title. Four to go!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

sKirt or Kurt

Anonymous said...

I'm retiring for a 2nd time from Pokerstars. They can go fuck themselves. Playing on line poker is like playing an on line slot machine. You put your money in and click buttons and wait for the program to tell you whether you won or lost. Fuck them. I do not play slot machines.

Herbavor

Anonymous said...

Herbavor,

Give World Poker Exchange a try for rign action. Even Nik does OK there.

Anonymous said...

All online poker is the same -just a different skin on the slot machine.

The BCS needs good TV ratings, they needed 2 different regions of the country to play against each other. Hopefully, Michigan wins by 40 and Florida loses by 50. However, even if that happens, they wont change the BCS.

I think they will find a solution for social security before they figure out how to continue to pocket millions amd still run on a college playoff system.

Herbavor.

Nik Faldo said...

Herb, at least just play in the NPP tourneys. We will all lose as the rake will kill us, but it will still be fun.
I mean you would pay that much to watch a Big Gulp have sex with a Cider beer.

Anonymous said...

herbavor - beerhog,

go to ESPN for your college baloney.

this is a most excellent poker blog.

perhaps if you spent less time following college sports and more on poker you would not blame Pokerstars for your lack of skill.

just a thought.

XOXO.

Anonymous said...

Florida is ranked higher because they has a better record than Michigin.

I thought Bosie State had a better record than Florida though.

Bose State must not play any ranked teams I guess.

Go Irish.

Anonymous said...

The BCS is gay.
They rank teams and then don't use the rankings.
The games are as follows:
No. 6 vs. No. 14
No. 4 vs. No. 11
No. 8 vs. No. 10
No. 3 vs. No. 5
No. 1 vs. No. 2
I'd only be interested in watching 2 matchups.
Florida vs. Michigan to secure a number 2 ranking.
And Ohio State vs. Boise Idaho to see who can remain undefeated.
This is probably why they still don't have college football in the Olympics.

Anonymous said...

Prediction for tonite's tourney
1 Sack a potatoes
2 Seven 40 ouncers
3 Sparty Toga
4 Beerhogger
5 Nik Golfo
6 Matches
7 Boooser

Out for tonite:
Hlam On the Lamb
DavetheDog Busy with wife and kid
Jane Out for dinner
Bronco76 Has late interview
Cigar4John Caught smoking in boys room
Momo Late arrival

Nik Faldo said...

Beerhog, that would be MR. Bonehead to you.

The password for tonight is '3ofclubs'. That is not working? I will fix it when I get home if it is not.

As for the approval process being enabled, I had no choice. I hate it too.

Anonymous said...

Comment Moderation?

Prediction---
Comment moderation will be disabled soon or eventually.
And don't worry Beerhog, an apology will also be forthcoming.
Probably a cool case of beer for xmas.
Don't you worry, your constitutional right of no moderation will be protected by Nik Faldo himself.

Nik Faldo said...

Tourney is fixed. I have to quit setting up tournaments while drunk.
I also have to discipline Fourputt who is the QC Inspector and failed to find the defect.

All his fault! Blame the workers and not management!

Anonymous said...

Beerhog is gay.

Anonymous said...

Foreputt enjoys shed action

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to all who use the word verification tool and wait for their comment to be moderated before being published, keep up the good work, your efforts are much appreciated.