Friday, July 19, 2013

Faldo Speaks on the Zimmerman – Martin

A citizen without a gun is a slave or a victim. 
Once Faldo speaks, there is nothing left to say. The truth was now spoken so let’s move on. Faldo is glad to be of service.
Some Hollywood liberal by the name of David Simon – a liberal who makes his living making TV shows about violence and killing – says that after the not guilty verdict in the Zimmerman trail, he was ashamed to be an American. Other things he said, like “its open season on blacks in Florida” are just insane.
Well I got news for you Simon. You are not a true American and real Americans are ashamed you call yourself one. You are even too stupid to see what a hypocrite you are. You make your living off of stories depicting dangerous black men. You promote this stuff. Simon, you are a liberal – which means you are mentally ill.
This is a tragic story of a young man being justifiably killed because he was not allowed to freely go about his business of robbing people’s homes undetected. The deceased was in a neighborhood looking to steal things and leave. But detected he was, and Martin felt his rights as a thief were being infringed upon.
Now normally thieves will call it a day and try their luck tomorrow or at least at another location. But this thief was high enough on – something - to take the infringement personal. It was not just  about people wanting to keep the property they earned. It was about Martin being dissed – and by a ‘cracker’ no less.
So the deceased attacked a young man - Zimmerman - the citizen who was watching his ‘hood’ because there had been so many robberies lately. Probably most done by the hard working thief Martin.
Zimmerman called for help prior to the attack started by Martin. Zimmerman called 911. Zimmerman then tried to fend off the attack started by Martin and pleaded for assistance at the time of the attack. With no help arriving, Zimmerman pulled his self defense weapon and stopped the aggression – started by Martin. Period. Case closed.
Closed case - except for liberals, the liberal prosecutors and the liberal media - who wished it to be a race baiting event. A witch hunt and media frenzy was started by liberals fanning the flames of racism when none existed. The liberal media even coined a new race for the event calling Zimmerman a “white Hispanic”. So all of you with heritage from Peru, you are now classified as white Hispanics. The media hid all facts relevant to what and who Zimmerman was really up against that night - from the public.
Well the verdict of the sham trail came out with the only verdict that would be justice in a corrupt liberal persecution, Not Guilty. Several fired sheriffs came to that conclusion months earlier and lost their jobs because they would not bend to liberal prosecuting attorneys or their liberal agenda of race baiting and trying to unarm citizens for their eventual enslavement in a communist United States.
As a poker player, I have to look at the EV (expected value) of the plays I make and the cards I am dealt. I suggest the Democrat Party and the liberals who are upset with the verdict, do the same thing. If they look at the balance sheet of what was lost and gained, they won’t feel the need to act like they are still upset.
Well, they really are not upset as I will prove to you in just a second, but at least you will all realize what a complete acting job liberal compassion really is. The Democrats have looked at the balance sheet. Trust me, they do it more than capitalists do.
Ok, what did the liberals lose with the death of a young thug so early in life?
-         Minimum of 2 abortions performed on women the thug would have impregnated,
-         A minimum of 4 welfare children had by women the thug would have impregnated but they had the child instead,
-          Around 40 years of a prison cell vacant – and all the tax money saved that did not go to a union thru civil jobs,
-          Around 10+ years of welfare for the thug himself,
-          70 years of healthcare paid for by the people the thug robs when not in jail or impregnating welfare moms,
-          One less criminal – which means slightly less crime – which means less union and lawyer jobs again,
-          And last but not least, the Democrats may have made a few Hispanic voters actually angry - as they thru a so-called Hispanic to the wolves - to shore up their Black voting block.
But what did the Democrats gain? Well gain they did, which is why their rage is all an act. Democrats are happier than pigs in mud about this entire tragedy. Heck, the Not Guilty verdict was exactly what they wanted from this. Here is why:
+ More votes for the Democrat Party. Not only might this cause their base to go to the polls without bribes or busses loaded with pot and booze to take them to the polls – but dead Democrats vote more often and more consistently than living Democrats. And living Democrats are sometimes too stupid to even vote correctly. Martin can now vote many more times and in many more precincts and states than he could as a living Democrat.
+ This verdict can be a rally cry for race baiting for another decade at least.
+ White guilt with white liberals will now be so heavy that even the election of a Black communist Muslim as president for two terms of vacations, wasteful spending, corruption and decimation of the US economy, will not be enough. They will vote for Obama for a third term or even forever!
+ Taxpayer money was wasted by the bushel baskets of millions on liberal lawyers and judges – which in turn some is donated to the Democrat Party who makes it all possible.
+ The media had a story to create to take Obama’s destruction of the country, his ineptness, dereliction of duty and his corruption off the radar.
+ It gave the media riots and protests to incite – and then cover.
+ it hides the truth about what Democrat policies have done to the Black families and our urban cities a little longer. Every bankrupted and / or run down city or state is Democrat controlled for decades. But now that still won’t be discussed.
+ it hides the fact that real Black crime on both black and non-black Americans is 20 times more likely than White on Black crime.
+ It hides from the nation the story of a black man walking into a Detroit area Dollar Store, cold-bloodedly killing the white male clerk and abducting the young white female clerk. She was later found raped and dead. There will be no media circus over this one folks. Obama will not be bringing this case up in national press conference.
I think if a Democrat or a liberal ever could tell the truth, they would smile slyly and say, “Yeah, this worked out perfectly for us. Our machine is turning out more welfare/criminal/illegal Democrat voters by the millions. Another dead one is worth it. (snicker, snicker)”
Meanwhile, my fellow Americans paying for this fiasco – keep your powder dry - it will be needed soon. Something going to give…and soon.

Detroit: Bankrupt, Obama Lied - A Proud Day to Be a Democrat

Instead of Clinton, it should just say 'Democrat'.
Let's add up just a little of the the carnage:

Detroit has been under Democrat rule for 70 years....and has been destroyed.

My blogger friend Paw Paw (see blog link below on right side) has the video of Communist Obama stating that he would not let Detroit fail. No shock to people with their heads not in their rectums - HE LIED!

Al Sharpton is calling for mass demonstrations and violence this weekend at Democrat meccas thru out the nation, in honor of a dead criminal. More destruction of black neighborhoods on the premise that this will really show "whitee" what's up. Good thinking. That will help no one.

But also good thinking you don't try that "stuff" in non-liberal areas - or Al - you would really see what's up.

When I was running for office and trying to educate people - BEFORE it was too late - I spoke and wrote about Democrat policies. I asked the question of Democrats; Please name ONE Democrat policy that worked out? Just one.

I didn't get a single response - except for a few "Social Security" comments. Mostly I got blank stares as most Democrats don't even know what the party really is all about.

When I responded to the Social Security try with, "Well, the program is bankrupt, the SS Fund money was stolen and spent by LBJ (Democrat) to pay for the Viet Nam War, it's paying for things it was never intended to pay for, and it is now simply a ponzi scheme that will collapse soon. In addition, FDR (Democrat) set it up as an extra tax gimmick because he and his fellow Democrats never thought people would live long enough to collect. Want to try again?"

And they could not.

My friends; liberalism is a mental illness. We could pity them if they were not dragging us into the sewer with them.

A civil war is brewing. Keep your powder dry.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

LittleRedElf Wins for the 3rd Time in 2013


A view from LittleRedElf's NPP penthouse. 
 And re-opens his lead at the top of the Walk of Fame, on top of getting right in the thick of the 3rd quarter race! The Elf bested a nice turnout of eighteen players, with only two no-shows. Thanks everyone!


Meanwhile, T3chlady moves into the 3rd Quarter lead with another strong showing tonight. Way to go Lady!

As for your host, Faldo had a rough evening. No pre-tourney nap, no dinner and no luck. The NPP server crashed and Faldo spent the entire afternoon and early evening trying to save NPP files and history! Mission accomplished, but was working on it while playing in the tourney. That didn’t help Faldo’s results any.

Still a lot to do before the NPP database is fully functional again. But at least the caddy applications……er, …I mean the poker records were saved!
On to the action:

19 min: Derf-63 (18th) sees his flush run into KingBing420’s full house! Ouch!

21 min: Sanster89 (17th) runs into LittleRedElf’s trip deuces.

28 min: A short-stacked (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (16th) has his pair of Aces out-kicked by Pre01.

39 min: Pre01 (15th) is double-teamed by Suetman123 and the winner with two pair – Tigercub8189.

40 min: Theedouble*d (14th)

45 min: 95corolla (13th) Missed it trying to repair the NPP computer.

53 min: Suetman123 (12th) goes with (AQ) but LittleRedElf has (AK).

54 min: KingBing420 (11th) Missed it recording the hand above.

1st break:

K9isadog 5342

Tigercub8189 5280

Tomservo2 4683

Absea98 3740

LittleRedElf 2410

ThePunk75 2020

Wingsfancurt 1715

T3chlady 1560

Douge2 145

Greggst49 105

63 min: Douge2 (10th) blinds out.

64 min: Greggst49 (9th) blinds out.

68 min: ThePunk75 (8th) sees his pair of Aces lose to Tomservo2’s straight.

70 min: Wingsfancurt (7th) sees his two pair run into Absea98’s flush.

71 min: K9isadog (6th) has (KK), but Tigercub8189 has (AA)!

86 min: A SS T3chlady (5th) has to go with (Qs Js) but LittleRedElf has (AQ).

With deep stacks, a long session ensues.

2nd break:

LittleRedElf 16015

Tomservo2 4951

Absea98 4800

Tigercub8189 1234

125 min: A SS Tomsero2 (4th) goes with (Kc 4c) but LittleRedElf has (AA)

128 min: A SS Absea98 (3rd) goes with (Ah Kh), and a SS Tigercub8189 (2nd) moves in with (QQ) and both are called by LittleRedElf with (TT). LittleRedElf hits a 4-flush!

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 19th NPP victory!

1st – LittleRedElf

2nd – Tigercub8189

3rd – Absea98

4th – Tomservo2

5th – T3chlady

6th – K9isadog

7th – Wingsfancurt

8th – ThePunk75

9th – Greggst49

10th – Douge2

11th – KingBing420

12th – Suetman123

13th – 95corolla

14th – Theedouble*d

15th – Pre01

16th – Mikeniks-Faldo

17th - Sanster89

18th – Derf-63

The 3rd Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Faldo Injured, But Here Are Some Golf Quotes

Faldo has Tennis Elbow and got it golfing. An attempted draw shot that was a little chunky, but one Faldo has hit hundreds of times. This time the tendon at the elbow was having none of that. It felt like a dagger stuck in the forearm.
The doctors have said a month off, then stretching exercises for 2 weeks, then function exercises for a month, then strengthening exercises for another month, then ball hitting off of tees on the driving range to see how it feels.

I rested it a week and am I’m playing tomorrow.  I tried this last week too and for some reason it hurt worse. Go figure. But I am sure it is ok now. Now for some golf quotes:

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman

"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." - Lee Trevino

"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." - Lee Trevino

"The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life." - Chi Chi Rodriquez

"Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it." -  Ted Ray

"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death." - Sam Snead

"My goal this year is basically to find the fairways." - Lauri Paterson

"I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." - Gerald Ford

"Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf." - Jack Benny

"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." - Hank Aaron

"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." - Sam Snead

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing." - Phyllis Diller

"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf." -Sam Snead

"You've got just one problem...you stand too close to the ball after you hit it."
- Nik Faldo

"If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, you'd be a much better golfer by now." – Nik Faldo

"My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest cannot be mastered." - Lord Robertson

"If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age."
- Nik Faldo

"There is no such thing as 'natural touch.' Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. - Lee Trevino

"Forget your opponents; always play against par." - Sam Snead

"Keeping the head still is golf's one universal, unarguable fundamental." - Jack Nicklaus

"Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either." - Bobby Jones

"Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you." - Cary Middlecoff

"Practice puts brains in your muscles." - Sam Snead

Tuesday, July 09, 2013

ThePunk75 Wins His 2nd NPP Tourney of the Year

ThePunk75's poker skills leaves women breathless!

ThePunk75 - our new over all point leader wins his second tourney of the year – even though he doesn’t need to! Well, there is the Walk of Fame race, so I guess he does need to.
ThePunk75 already won the 2nd Quarter, so his seat in the NPP Final is already secured. But he bested a good size field of seventeen to take this one down. 
We have new leaders in the 3rd quarter race! Although you host Faldo has the top spot, he is a WILD CARD! He cannot take a spot in the final. He can win it, but he can’t take it.
So T3chlady is the real leader of the 3rd quarter right now. Congratulations to Jean as she has to battle Faldo type luck every week. But battle she does. 
On to the action:
5 min: Rjmech (17th) sees his two pair run into Absea98’s trips.
7 min: Wingsfancurt (16th) Missed it. Phone call.
20 min: Sanster89 (15th) Missed it.
24 min: Kingbing420 (14th) Missed it.
25 min: Tigercub8189 (13th) sees his full house lose to Douge2’s bigger full house. Ouch!
31 min: Douge2 (12th) sees his (99) run into Wwsatando’s (AA).
32 min: LittleRedElf (11th) Missed it watching the last hand.
33 min: Greggst49 (10th) Missed it watching the next hand!
34 min: Derf-63 (9th) sees his (QQ) lose to Wwsatando’s (AQ) when two Aces hit the board! Ouch!
45 min: Absea98 (8th) sees his full house lose to ThePunk75’s bigger full house! Ouch!
1st break:
ThePunk75   8420
Wwsatando   5905
T3chlady     5300
Suetman123   4190
Mikeniks-Faldo   1560
Tomservo2    75
Theedouble*d    50
73 min:  Tomservo2 (7th) Blinded out.
77 min:  Theedouble*d (6th) Blinded out.
78 min: A short-stacked (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (5th) has to go with (55) but Wwsatando has (KK).
91 min: Suetman123 (4th) has (99) and runs into ThePunk75’s (QQ).
97 min: T3chlady (3rd) goes with (JJ), but loses the coin flip asThePunk75 has (AQ) and hits a [Q] on the river.
98 min:  Wwsatando (2nd) goes with (44) but ThePunk75 has (KK)!
Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 18th NPP win!
1st – ThePunk75
2nd – Wwsatando
3rd – T3chlady
4th – Suetman123
5th – Mikeniks-Faldo
6th – Theedouble*d
7th – Tomservo2
8th – Absea98
9th – Derf-63
10th – Greggst49
11th – LittleRedElf
12th – Douge2
13th – Tigercub8189
14th – KingBing420
15th – Sanster89
16th – Wingsfancurt
17th – Rjmech
The 3rd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, July 04, 2013

Douge2's Humor Corner - A Little Straight Talk

Happy 4th everybody! Faldo loves women's summer clothes
Thanks, but......
My neighbors Christine and Betsy, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!
It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said:
“I wanna watch.”
Clunker Government – Clunker Liberals – Cash for Clunkers Program
A clunker that travels 12,000 miles a year at 15 mpg uses 800 gallons of gas a year.
A vehicle that travels 12,000 miles a year at 25 mpg uses 480 gallons of gas a year.
So, the average Cash for Clunkers transaction will reduce gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year.
The government claims 700,000 clunkers have been replaced so that's 224 million gallons saved per year.
That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil.
5 million barrels is about 5 hours worth of
US consumption.
More importantly, 5 million barrels of oil at $90 per barrel costs about $450 million dollars.
So, the government paid $3 billion of our tax dollars to save $450 million in oil.

Or to say it another way, our government spent $3 billion of your tax dollars to stop $450 million more in oil sales, which would have created more jobs and more tax money for the government.
Or - to say it even another way, we spent $8.57 for every $1.00 of capitalism stopped.
It gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling of how they will manage our health care, doesn't it?

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:
It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than  an oversensitive woman.
My name is John. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Irene.   When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Irene to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically  reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to  motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining. I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind  her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any -- if you know what I mean. I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the     yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Irene. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
John

EDITOR'S NOTE:
John died suddenly on February 7 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby.
His wife, Irene, was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that John, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Lump2 Wins his 4th Tourney of the Year

In his NPP suite, Lump2 is about to get tossed around!
He is back in the race for the 3rd quarter seat, and also in the total points seat race and is moving up the Walk of Fame also. Lump2 just steamrolled thru the line up tonight with the deadly combination of aggressive play and hot flops. He was unstoppable.
We had three blind -outers again. Summer does that sometimes.
It’s already a log jam at the top of the 3rd quarter standings. Only two of twelve rounds played so there is still plenty of time to get in and win the 3rd quarter.
On to the action:
21 min:  A short-stacked (SS) Greggst49 (15th) went with (Ks 6s) but Lump2 had (AK).
29 min: A SS Tomservo2 (14th) has to go with (A9) and Lump2 correctly calls with (KQ) and hits a [K] on the flop.
34 min: 95corolla (13th) Missed it playing a hand.
39 min: Sanster89 (12th) Missed it playing a hand.
43 min: Wingsfancurt (11th) Missed it playing a hand.
45 min: K9isadog (10th) blinded out.
46 min: Absea98 (9th) blinded out.
50 min: A Suetman123 (8th) blinded out.
53 min: A SS ThePunk75 (7th) runs into Lump2’s flush.
1st break:
Lump2   7840
Theedouble*d    3920
Mikeniks-Faldo    3545
Derf-63    3410
T3chlady   2660
LittleRedElf   1125
72 min: A SS Theedouble*d (6th) has to go with (AQ) and runs into Lump2’s (AK). I sense a pattern tonight. Don’t you?
75 min: Derf-63 (5th) goes with (77) and runs into Lump2’s (JJ). Yep, there is a pattern. You can’t slip anything past Faldo.
79 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (4th) goes with (AK) and loses a coin flip to T3chlady’s (44). Well, trip Fours you can slip past Faldo. Of course I hit a useless King.
89 min: A SS LittleRedElf (3rd) goes with (A2) but Lump2 has (44).
Heads up:        Lump2    15000    -      T3chlady     7500
92 min: T3chlady (2nd) has (AK) and Lump2 has (AJ) and a [J] hits the board.
Congratulations to Lump2 on his 13th NPP win!
1st – Lump2
2nd – T3chlady
3rd – LittleRedElf
4th – Mikeniks-Faldo
5th – Derf-63
6th – Theedouble*d
7th – ThePunk75
8th – Suetman123
9th – Absea98
10th – K9isadog
11th – Wingsfancurt
12th – Sanster89
13th – 95corolla
14th – Tomservo2
15th – Greggst49
The 3rd Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Conversations Where Information Was Not Shared

Hope you have one:
A tourist from the Midwest walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it.
He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”
“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, and $100 for the story,” said the wise old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”, he said.
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. After a couple more blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the THOUSANDS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.
Amazingly, the thousands of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.
“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You have come back for story, yes?
“Are you kidding?,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat!”

Transference of responsibility:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable
GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
 

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. And you're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Pre01 Wins His 1st of 2013 and Takes the 3rd Quarter Lead

Adrianna Lima has a bud or two for Pre01.
A strange night as three of our thirteen players blinded out. No matter as it was still an extremely tough field Pre01 had to maneuver thru.
The 3rd quarter just started – so get in here and fight for a seat in the NPP Final. Eleven tourneys left in this quarter.
On to the action:
22 min: Douge2 (13th) hits two pair but Tomservo2 has trip Tens.
28 min: A short-stacked Derf-63 (12th) has a pair of Fives, but Absea98 has a pair of Tens.
46 min: Theedouble*d (11th) blinds out.
47 min: Wingsfancurt (10th) blinds out.
52 min: A SS LittleRedElf (9th) has to go with (Kd Jd) is double-teamed by Lump2 with (TT) and the winner Mikeniks-Faldo with (JJ).
54 min: A SS Lump2 (8th) runs into T3chlady’s full house.
1st break:
Tomservo2    5280
Absea98   4825
Pre01   2850
T3chlady   2530
Mikeniks-Faldo     2100
K9isadog    1655
Greggst49    260
69 min: Greggst49 (7th) blinded out.
87 min: T3chlady (6th) has (QQ) but K9isadog has (KK)! Ouch!
95 min: A SS Absea98 (5th) loses a coin flip with (AT) to Pre01 with (44).
97 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (4th) has to go with (AT) but K9isadog has (TT).
2nd break:
Pre01   11810
K9isadog   4750
Tomservo2   2940
125 min: A SS Tomservo2 (3rd) goes with (A3) but Pre01 has (66).
Heads Up:        Pre01      12,800      -     Theedouble*d      6,700
127 min:  K9isadog (2nd) has to go with (22) but Pre01 has (AT) and wins the coin flip with an [A] on final board.
Congratulations to Pre01 on his 6th NPP win!
1st – Pre01
2nd – K9isadog
3rd – Tomservo2
4th – Mikeniks-Faldo
5th – Absea98
6th – T3chlady
7th – Greggst49
8th – Lump2
9th – LittleRedElf
10th – Wingsfancurt
11th – Theedouble*d
12th – Derf-63
13th – Douge2
The 3rd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

K9isadog Wins His 4th NPP Tourney, but ThePunk75 Wins the 2nd Quarter Seat


ThePunk75 and K9isadog spanked the competition...and a few other things.
The last round of the 2nd quarter was missing a couple of the finalists as Lump2 - and our leader - 95corolla were absent. That left Faldo, LittleRedElf and ThePunk75 as the only people who could catch 95corolla. And with Faldo a wild card, we could have had two seats secured tonight.
But LittleRedElf and Faldo were gone before the final table and that left ThePunk75 needing a 5th place finish to capture the 2nd quarter seat, and he did it!
But let’s not forget the late run by K9isadog – who won three of the last five tournaments to get in the hunt. He came up short, but he sure picked up a lot of points towards a Total Points seat – if he doesn’t win one of the last two quarters. Great job, K9isadog!
The Third Quarter starts next week. It’s a new beginning. If you thought about joining – do it now.
If you are a current member and just lost touch in the first two quarters, we still have two full ones left. Come on back!
It’s the best poker league on the internet – bar none! It’s the truth, pure and simple.
On to the action:
5 min: Wingsfancurt (16th) Missed it playing my hand.
12 min: Theedouble*d (15th) Missed it playing my hand.
13 min: LittleRedElf (14th) loses to Derf-63’s full house.
14 min: T3chlady (13th) goes with (AA) and runs into Derf-63’s quad Eights! Ouch!
16 min: Suetman123 (12th) goes with trips, but both K9isadog and ThePunk75 have a straight.
22 min: Tigercub8189 (11th) goes with (KK) and loses to K9isadog’s trips.
30 min: A short-stacked (SS) Mikeniks-Faldo (10th) has to with a pair of Tens and a flush and straight draw, but of course can’t hit and loses to K9isadog’s pair of Aces.
50 min: A (SS) Sanster89 (9th) has to go with (77) and runs into Wwsatando’s (QQ).
1st break:
Derf-63   5966
K9isadog    5315
Pre01   3944
Wwsatando   2680
Greggst49   2260
ThePunk75   2245
Absea98   1220
Lump2    370
65 min: A SS Wwsatando (8th) has (KJ), and Pre01 correctly calls with (KQ).
69 min: Lump2 (7th) blinds out.
74 min: A SS Greggst49 (6th) has to go with (QJ) and loses to K9isadog (AJ).
79 min: A SS ThePunk75 (5th) has to go with (Qd 6d) and a diamond draw. But he misses and K9isadog has two pair. But with the 5th place finish, ThePunk picked up enough points to win the 2nd quarter seat!
105 min: Absea98 (4th) has (88) and loses a coin flip to Derf-63 with (AK) when an [A] hits the board.
108 min: Derf-63 (3rd) has two pair that get out-kicked by K9isadog’s same two pair! Ouch!
110 min: Pre01 (2nd) sees his (JJ) run into K9isadog’s (KK).
Congratulation to K9isadog on his 15th NPP win!
1st – K9isadog
2nd – Pre01
3rd – Derf -63
4th – Absea98
5th – ThePunk75
6th – Greggst49
7th – Lump2
8th – Wwsatando
9th – Sanster89
10th – Mikeniks-Faldo
11th – Tigercub8189
12th – Suetman123
13th – T3chlady
14th – LittleRedElf
15th – Theedouble*d
16th – Wingsfancurt
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The United States is Dying Within the Sounds of Silence

Tea Party = Americans, Democrats = Traitors, the Pure and Simple Truth
Hello Freedom, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again.
Because communism is softly creeping,
Left its seeds while we were sleeping.
And the visions that were planted in our children’s brains,
Still remains,
Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone,
Followed by a government drone.
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp.
When my heart was stabbed by the loss of American rights,
That were lost that night,
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw,
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People rounded up without fighting,
People arrested just for speaking.
People losing liberty that their heirs never knew,
Their children never had a clue,
To disturb the sounds of silence.

"Fools", said I, "You do not know,
Liberalism like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you."
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And people now had to bow and pay
To the Liberal god they made.
And the dictator flashed out his warning,
In the words that lists were forming.
And a sign said, "The words of the commies are written on the school halls,
And gulag walls."
And it happened in the sounds of silence.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

95corolla Wins at NPP for the 3rd Time This Year!

95corolla won everything that was on the table.
95corolla took care of an 8 person SNG tonight to take lead in both the 2nd quarter standings and the Total Points List! That is the mark of consistency and talent against this tough NPP field.
Well where was everyone? Faldo has to take a week off from describing the action, and everyone quits?
Just kidding. After all, it is summer and being on a computer in nice weather isn't always the best plan.
Also, we are at the end of the quarter and not everyone is still in the running (like your humble scribe). 
And we have a player already qualified for the finals.
And still another – LittleRedElf - playing and cashing at the WSOP in Las Vegas! Somehow, he makes the decision to go play in the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas rather than play at NPP. Go figure.
LittleRedElf did cash in one of the events and got knocked out on a terrible bad beat. He had (55) and flopped a [5A3] and bet. A player re-raised all in with (AJ) and Elf called. Of course the next two cards were [AJ]. Sick!
Elf, are you sure you didn’t have any of Faldo’s chips from NPP in your pocket. Those things are poison and will kill your luck.
On to the action:
14 min: T3chlady (8th) has (QQ) but Derf-63 has (88) and hits an [8] on the flop.
16 min: Theedouble*d (7th) runs into Derf-63’s flush.
34 min: Tigercub8189 (6th) has (AA) but ThePunk75 has two pair! Ouch!
1st break:
Mikeniks-Faldo    3665
ThePunk75    3615
95corolla   2860
Derf-63   1460
Sanster89   400
65 min: A SS Derf-63 (5th) loses to Sanster89’s pair of Aces.
69 min: A SS Sanster89 (4th) loses to 95corolla’s pair of Tens.
78 min: ThePunk75 (3rd) sees his two pair lose to 95corolla’s straight.
Heads Up:       95corolla      10,100      -     Mikeniks-Faldo     1,900
80 min:  Mikeniks-Faldo (2nd) has to go with (33) but loses the coin flip to 95corolla’s (Jh Th) as a [J] flops.
Congratulations to 95corolla on his 5th NPP win!
1st – 95corolla
2nd – Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd – ThePunk75
4th – Sanster89
5th – Derf-63
6th – Tigercub8189
7th – Theedouble*d
8th – T3chlady
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Douge2 Wins His 3rd NPP Tourney of 2013

Douge2 shoots........he scores! (as all NPP winners do)
Douge2 continues to climb the ladder in the Total Points race and will be a factor in the next two quarter races. This win moves him up the Walk of Fame, but won’t help him in the 2nd quarter race.
But 95corolla cashed and moved ever closer to the leaders of the 2nd quarter, making the last two weeks of this contest even more exciting.
No comments on the hands were recorded as Faldo was playing, recording and at a “off site” business meeting trying to keep sparkles from falling into the computer keyboard. But, enough about Faldo’s tough work schedule. On to the action:
10 min: LittleRedElf (17th)
28 min: Derf-63 (16th)
30 min: Wingsfancurt (15th)
33 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (14th)
36 min: Theedouble*d (13th)
39 min: Wwsatando (12th)
52 min: K9isadog (11th)
55 min: Sanster89 (10th)
1st Break:
Douge2   5945
Tomservo2   4965
Tigercub8189   4635
95corolla    3955
T3chlady   2045
KingBing420   1790
Suetman123   990
Absea98   810
Pre01   365
64 min: Pre01 (9th)
66 min: Suetman123 (8th)
77 min: Absea98   (7th)
87 min: KingBing420 (6th)
91 min: 95corolla (5th)
102 min: Tomservo2 (4th)
110 min: Tigercub8189 (3rd)
113 min: T3chlady (2nd)
Douge2 wins his 9th NPP tourney!
2nd Quarter and Total Points Standings are on the right side of the blog.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

K9isadog Wins His 2nd Tourney in a Row!

K9isadog won two in a row, so he deserves two at a time!
K9 is on a hot streak! He made it look easy as he waited out hot stretches by LittleRedElf and Theedouble*d and then took control at the end. With this win K9isadog is a factor in the 2nd quarter race and in the Totals Race! He also moves up the Walk of Fame!
With another fine showing, ThePunk75 takes over the Total Points Race, moving past the absent Lump2, and increases his lead in the 2nd Quarter Race. But he has a host of chasers. Another NPP exciting finish in store with just three tourneys left for this quarter.
On to the action:
5 min: Sanster89 (16th) Missed it playing my hand.
7 min: Suetman123 (15th) Missed it playing my hand.
15 min: Wingsfancurt (14th) with trip Jacks loses to Rjmech’s full house.
23 min: A double kill as a short-stacked (SS) Tomservo2 (13th) goes with (66) and 95corolla (12th) goes with (JJ), but LittleRedElf has (AA)!
39 min: A SS Absea98 (11th) goes with (JJ) but loses a coin flip to LittleRedElf with (AK) and an [A] on the flop.
44 min: Rjmech (10th) missed it.
45 min: Derf-63 (9th) has (Ad Jd) and runs into LittleRedElf’s (AK).
46 min: A SS T3chlady (8th) has (JJ), and Theedouble*d correctly calls with (77), and DD hits a [7] on the flop!
54 min: Wwsatando (7th) blinds out.
1st break:
LittleRedElf   6962
K9isadog    4696
Theedouble*d   4552
ThePunk75   2960
Mikeniks-Faldo   2760
Tigercub8189    2070
68 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (6th) has to go with (AT) and loses a coin flip to ThePunk75 with (44).
70 min: LittleRedElf (5th) is knocked out by Theedouble*d’s pair of Queens.
89 min: A SS ThePunk75 (4th) runs into K9isadog’s full house.
100 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (3rd) goes with (QQ) and loses a coin flip to Theedouble*d with (As Ks) who hits his [A] and his flush. Poker Stars loves to rub it in to Faldo.
Heads Up:     K9isadog     10900      -     Theedouble*d     11600
103 min: A SS Theedouble*d (2nd) runs into K9isadog’s two pair.
Congratulation to K9isadog on his 14th NPP win!
1st – K9isadog
2nd – Theedouble*d
3rd – Mikeniks-Faldo
4th – ThePunk75
5th – LittleRedElf
6th – Tigercub8189
7th – Wwsatando
8th – T3chlady
9th – Derf -63
10th – Rjmech
11th – Absea98
12th – 95corolla
13th – Tomservo2
14th – Wingsfancurt
15th – Suetman123
16th – Sanster89
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Golfing - Takes Me Away

Well, it's not far down to paradise. At least it's not for me.
And if the wind is right your ball can sail away, and find tranquility.
Oh, the golf course can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.

It's not far to never-never land. No reason not to play.
And if the foursome’s right, that joy alone will make your day.
Oh, the golf course can do miracles, just you wait and see.
Believe me.

Golfing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be.
Just a beer cart girl and a cigar to carry me,
And soon I will be free.

Fantasy, it gets the best of me,
When I'm golfing.
All caught up in the reverie, every word from your caddy is sympathy,
Won't you believe me?

Well it's not far back to reality. At least it's not for me.
And if the wind is right, your golf ball will find serenity.
Oh, the golf course can do miracles.
Just you wait and see.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

K9isadog Wins for the 2nd Time in 2013

K9isadog leaves the NPP Tables for other conquests.
Well K9 is not here all the time, but he always is a force when he is. K9isadog stays in the Total Points race, but he will need to do more this quarter to get in that race. He just might too.
Lump2 was absent and that allowed both ThePunk75 and LittleRedElf to move past him for the lead in the 2nd Quarter race. But with four tournaments left, it still anyone’s race. Another exciting finish in the works! Stay tuned! 
On to the action:
14 min: Wingsfancurt (17th) Missed it playing the next hand.
15 min: A short-stacked (SS) Suetman123 (16th) has to go with (KJ) run into Mikeniks-Faldo’s (44) and loses the coin flip.
23 min: Lump2 (15th) Missed it.
24 min: Tomservo2 (14th) Missed it.
25 min: A SS T3chlady (13th) is out-kicked by Sanster89.
36 min: A SS Derf-63 (12th) runs into Sanster89’s straight.
37 min: Wwsatando (11th) Missed it watching the Derf hand. There have been lots of eliminations at the same time.
46 min: Sanster89 (10th) pair of Aces runs into K9isadog’s straight.
50 min: A SS Tigercub8189 (9th) pair of Twos loses to K9isadog’s pair of Aces on the river!
1st break:
K9isadog   6950
Theedouble*d   5920
KingBing420   3145
LittleRedElf   2845
Mikeniks-Faldo   2790
ThePunk75   1510
Absea98   1285
95corolla    1055
64 min: A SS 95corolla (8th) sees his trips lose to Theedouble*d’s straight.
73 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (7th) sees his pair of Two’s run into Theedouble*d’s pair of Queens.
77 min: Absea98 (6th) sees his two pair lose to K9isadog’s bigger two pair.
80 min: KingBing420 (5th) sees her (99) run into Theedouble*d’s (TT).
83 min: A SS LittleRedElf (4th) runs into K9isadog’s straight.
85 min: A SS ThePunk75 (3rd) has to go with (A3), but K9isadog hits a full house.
Heads Up:   K9isadog       13300      -     Theedouble*d      12200
90 min:        K9isadog       11100      -     Theedouble*d      14400
95 min:        K9isadog       17900      -     Theedouble*d        7600
100 min:      K9isadog       17700      -     Theedouble*d        7800
105 min:      K9isadog       21700      -     Theedouble*d        3800 
107 min:  A SS Theedouble*d (2nd) goes with a pair of Eights, but K9isadog has a pair of Aces.
Congratulations to K9isadog on his 13th NPP win!
1st – K9isadog
2nd – Theedouble*d
3rd – ThePunk75
4th – LittleRedElf
5th – KingBing420
6th – Absea98
7th – Mikeniks-Faldo
8th – 95corolla
9th – Tigercub8189
10th – Sanster89
11th – Wwsatando
12th – Derf-63
13th – T3chlady
14th – Tomservo2
15th – Lump2
16th – Suetman123
17th – Wingsfancurt
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Lump2 Wins His 3rd Tourney of the Year

Erica Hosseini waits by the shore for the NPP Leader - Lump2
He missed last week, but he came on strong this week. Lump2 takes over the 2nd Quarter lead and the lead in total points also! Nice job Lump2.
We had fifteen players for the second straight week, but with a slightly different line up. Players that were here last week, were not here this week and vice-versa.
I think we have a BIG night happening soon. We might have a few new players joining shortly. I sure hope so.
There is plenty of time to get in the best poker league on the internet. Just send an email to npokerp at yahoo .com and you will be given the password.
On to the action:
21 min: Wingsfancurt (15th) Missed it playing a hand and then I was moved to another table.
48 min: A short-stacked (SS) Derf-63 (14th) and Tigercub8189 (13th) run into ThePunk75’s (JJ).
51 min: T3chlady (12th) runs into Suetman123’s trip Tens.
54 min: Douge2 (11th) blinds out.
55 min: A SS 95corolla (10th) has to go with (A3) but Tomservo2 (KQ) with a [Q] on the turn.
1st break:
Suetman123   4160
Tomservo2   3415
ThePunk75   3050
Mikeniks-Faldo    2585
Rjmech   2505
Sanster89   2250
Absea89   2075
LittleRedElf   1580
Lump2   880
71 min: A SS Sanster89 (9th) runs into ThePunk75’s straight.
78 min: A SS Absea98 (8th) goes with (22) Tomservo2 pairs his Sevens.
87 min: A SS Suetman123 (7th) goes with (KJ) but runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s (JJ).
98 min: A SS LittleRedElf (6th) pair of Tens is out-kicked by Lump2.
102 min: A SS ThePunk75 (5th) goes with (KJ) and runs into Rjmech’s (AsQs).
103 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (4th) goes with (44) and loses to Lump2’s pair of Tens.
109 min: A SS Rjmech (3rd) runs into Lump2’s straight.
Heads up:        Lump2    17400    -      Tomservo2    5100
113 min: Tomservo2 (2nd) runs into Lump2’s full house.
1st – Lump2
2nd – Tomservo2
3rd – Rjmech
4th – Mikeniks-Faldo
5th – ThePunk75
6th – LittleRedElf
7th – Suetman123
8th – Absea98
9th – Sanster89
10th – 95corolla
11th – Douge2
12th – T3chlady
13th – Tigercub8189
14th – Derf-63
15th – Wingsfancurt
The 2nd Quarter Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Friday, May 10, 2013

The Husband Store

That......and bring you a beer when told to.
A store that sells new husbands has opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
    Help With Housework...

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
    Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and are great cooks.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Faldo Wins for the First Time in 2013

Faldo just remembered why he loves summer.
Well, maybe it is a start of a comeback. Faldo’s play on line and live and been light and lackadaisical, with pretty bad results on – line and stagnant results live. Maybe this is what Faldo needs to get going again.
It was kind of a light turn out but with the weather improving, these things happen. LittleRedElf took over the 2nd quarter lead with his 3rd place finish tonight. The standings are getting interesting as always and it will be a fun finish to the 2nd Quarter race for a seat in the NPP Finals.
On to the action:
7 min: Derf-63 (15th) Missed it watching the next hand.
8 min: Sanster89 (14th) sees his (JJ) run into ThePunk75’s (KK).
25 min: Wingsfancurt (13th) Missed it by playing my hand.
33 min: A short-stacked (SS) T3chlady (12th) runs into Tomservo2’s trip Tens.
37 min: Theedouble*d (11th) and Absea98 (10th) Missed it as table closed.
39 min: A SS ThePunk75 (9th) loses a coin flip with (88) to Wwsatando’s (Ad Kd) with a [K] on the flop.
53 min: A SS Suetman123 (8th) goes with (AQ) but loses a coin flip to Mikeniks-Faldo with (33).
1st break:
KingBing420   6755
LittleRedElf   4535
Wwsatando   3615
Pre01   2985
Mikeniks-Faldo    2525
95corolla    1305
Tomservo2   780
62 min: A SS Tomservo2 (7th) goes with (AQ) but runs into LittleRedElf’s straight on the river.
68 min: A SS 95corolla (6th) goes with (KQ) and runs into Wwsatando with (Ad Jd).
83 min: A SS Pre01 (5th) loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s pair of Tens.
91 min: A SS Wwsatando (4th) loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s pair of Tens.
101 min: A SS LittleRedElf (3rd) goes with (AQ) and runs into KingBing420’s (AK).
Heads up:        KingBing420    11250    -      Mikeniks-Faldo    11250
105 min:          KingBing420    5500    -      Mikeniks-Faldo    17000
110 min:          KingBing420    4500    -      Mikeniks-Faldo    18000
115 min: KingBing420 (2nd) runs into Mikeniks-Faldo’s full house.
1st – Mikeniks-Faldo
2nd – KingBing420
3rd – LittleRedElf
4th – Wwsatando
5th – Pre01
6th – 95corolla
7th – Tomservo2
8th – Suetman123
9th – ThePunk75
10th – Absea98
11th – Theedouble*d
12th – T3chlady
13th – Wingsfancurt
14th – Sanster89
15th – Derf-63

The 2nd Quarter Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Friday, May 03, 2013

Yahoo Review on May 3, 2013

Polish right wing protestors caused disturbances at the government offices, attempting sit-ins, as socialist bureaucrats attempted to pass laws further limiting freedom in that country. The article on Yahoo could have been taken from the 1960’s US papers, when our left wing hippies were rioting and taking over college campuses – but with one change. But in the 1960’s the left wing press was sympathetic to the hippies, calling them heroes for speaking out against the “establishment” for freedom (actually the hippies wanted communism). If the police acted against the hippies in the 1960’s the press called the police barbarians for even arresting and dragging the left wing protestors off to jail. Yahoo writes the article about the police stopping the right wing protestors rioting for actual freedom, as a victory for peace – and even hint that the police should be even more brutal than they already were (several protestors dead). I think only a mass machine gunning down of every conservative present would have satisfied MSNBC, Yahoo and the Associated Press. My how the times have changed.
I see Ultimate (on-line) Poker is opening up in Nevada. No word yet after almost two years of what the United States government (ie, the Democrat-Mafia-Commie Thugs) are doing with the $500 billion or so PokerStars paid in cash. The money was given to the criminal enterprise masquerading as the United States government in order to pay back Full Tilt players, to buy the Full Tilt software and name and to grease the wheels for PokerStars return for US players. Good luck with that PS and players.
Yahoo dutifully reported how there was a drop in approval numbers for five US senators that voted no on the Obama Administration’s latest attempt to circumvent the 2nd Amendment. No report on the dive bomb drop of approval on every Democrat senator that voted for it.
Yahoo also ran a story on how retiring at 66 is probably not a good idea for you. Really? Who wrote that article - the Social Security office or the Treasury Department? Folks, your Social Security money is long gone. It was all stolen and spent by Democrat president Lyndon Baines Johnson, to pay for the Vietnam War. All the Social Security lock box has in it is worthless IOU’s from Johnson. Notice Yahoo did not even consider that you could retire at 60, 62 or even 65. Heck 66 is no good either, says Yahoo. After all, getting the money back you paid into your retirement account is ….just un-American. Yahoo says, keep paying in and keep working until you die naturally – or Obamacare gives you a pill. That is all. Now go back to work you serf.
Meanwhile, The People’s Republic of California continues to lead the United States in the effort to destroy the United States. Illegal immigrants already enjoy free healthcare, college tuition, and driver’s licenses. The Democrats are pushing thru legislation to allow illegal immigrants to serve on juries and become lawyers and judges also. Just think – US citizens being tried and sentenced by Mexican citizens – right here in the United States. Makes you just want to dance the Macarena at a Cinco de Mayo parade doesn’t it?
Meanwhile, the liberals in Boston are doing everything they can to call the bombing there an isolated incident that we should understand is actually our fault! After all, according to the New England liberals, the United States is the great Satan, and these immigrants using our welfare system in order to kill us all, are to be understood – not tried as war criminals. Break a leg liberal Boston…..if yours is still attached that is.