Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Get a Netteller Account and Get a Poker Account in a New Bank - NOW!

In preparation for entering the Nik’s Poker Palace On-line tournaments, I will re-print an old article. Actually, I have to re-write it since Fourputt LOST two years of articles somehow spilling his douche on the keyboard!!! But I digress.

The best and safest way I have found to add chips to your poker site is thru Net Teller. This is a FREE Internet banking site. It is quite easy to use, lightening fast in depositing into poker sites and only a day or two wait cashing back out.

Step 1. Borrow stake money from Fourputt’s brother Cigar4John. He has all the money. Give him some Maker’s Mark and he will forget he gave it to you.

Step 2. Open a checking account with the stake money in a bank that you do no other business with. Do not use a savings account as those accounts do not allow transfers.

Step 3. Open a Net Teller account on line.

Step 4. Transfer money to Net Teller using the account and funds you deposited in your new ‘Poker’ Bank Savings Account.

Now you will be able to load money into the poker site NPP will use to hold our tournaments.

Get’er done this week. I don’t want any slackers when I announce the site, date and time of the first NPP Online Classic!

Another option would be to let Nik’s Poker Palace act as your deposit agent.

Let’s say you want to deposit $100 into your poker account. Well $20 would go in and $80 would be the NPP fee for the transaction. 7Forty7 doesn’t mind this small rake NPP takes.

This is just another friendly service of NPP. - Faldo

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

make mine a double $$.

Anonymous said...

All your dollars are belong to me!

This is great news Mr. Faldo. Looking forward to the first tourney.

Can there be a side bet as to who gets their chat rights revoked first? :-)

Nik - it's your fault the past site content was lost because you are too cheap to pay for a hosted account where one can do backups, etc. For your insult I will take you out quickly during the first tourney.

Nik Faldo said...

I got responses from Beerhog, Herbavor, Fourputt, 747 and Nicky.
Where are the rest of you?
Tojo? LP?

Beerhog, wake up Gridlock and tell him to get a hold of The Wall.

Herbavor, wake up LP. I know his computer can't find this site - gay porn sites must put a block computers from this site - but find out if he would be in.

Fourputt, Cigar4John has the same problem LP has. Tell him to get his date and time requests in.

I will send out some emails to others when I get back from this business trip, so lets get rolling.

Find some people that may want to play in this thing also.

Note to Fourputt: Somehow your Summer's Eve bottle leaks - blowing away all the files - and it is my fault?

Nik Faldo said...

Subject: FW: Disadvantaged People's Day

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to retarded friends, just as I've done here.

I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote Democrat, hang out with Beerhog or occasionally shit yourself...You hang in there sunshine.

You're fucking special...

Anonymous said...

Fourputt said...
All your dollars are belong to me!

This is great news Mr. Faldo. Looking forward to the first tourney.

Can there be a side bet as to who gets their chat rights revoked first? :-)

Nik - it's your fault the past site content was lost because you are too cheap to pay for a hosted account where one can do backups, etc. For your insult I will take you out quickly during the first tourney.

OK, I'll go out with you, but I ain'ta goin' with you and Tolly to see that Mountain Breaker movie again, you guys just get too involved during the showing, it's inbareassing.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to use some of my frequent player points I have accumulated over the past 10 years at NPP.

I bet I can be the first person to lose chat rights.

What stakes are we looking at? I am not playing in any of Fourputt's one cent - two cent 2000 person tourneys.

Herbavor

Nik Faldo said...

Fourputt wants just a SNG size tourney, but you guessed his stakes wish correctly.

I am looking at a $10 + 1 buy-in at the start.

Anonymous said...

"Stick the landing, walk away, and it's a good day."

Anonymous said...

I already have a private tourney group but I guess you guys have forgotten to sign up, it is at ABSOLUTE POKER and the name of the group is [NPPcrew] come on you psuseis

Anonymous said...

Whatever you can afford to lose Herbavor.

I rule online.

Anonymous said...

Message to Beerhog and Herbavor.

Visit: www.ratemypoo.com

There's several pictures there that illustrate your online poker skills.

Anonymous said...

Fourputt, you say you rule on line? You know we are talking about playing poker. Not joining your Dunegons and Dragons group.


Herbvor

Anonymous said...

Real story tonight.

Sterling Heights police kill teen with toy gun

A 15-year-old Sterling Heights resident was shot to death last night after pointing a plastic toy pistol at three officers.

Herbavor

Anonymous said...

They forgot to mention that the Sterling Heights teen drank a sixpack of Woodchuck cider prior to playing with guns

Anonymous said...

If you got up any earlier you'd have to go to work, instead of playing tournaments all morning.

Anonymous said...

If you are referring to the time stamps on the messages....the time stamps are wrong.

I'm posting this email at 9:26am

Herbavor

Anonymous said...

obviously Mr Pokerstars was playing tourneys all night, he aint got a life.

This message posted at 2:09pm