Monday, May 09, 2011

A Day Late But.....Happy Mother's Day!

Real Mothers don't eat quiche;
They don't have time to make it.

Real Mothers know that their missing kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of carpets.

Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.

Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?'
And get their answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love you best.'

Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grades.
It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother.

The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it!
35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!


Nik Faldo said...

I got too busy with my wife (mother of two) and my mother-in-law (mother of eight) to post yesterday.

Woody Stiffens said...

Wise Faldo,

Are the females pictured on your blog mothers?

Would you recommend the women pictured on your blog to a young man with hopes and dreams of marrying, having children and living happily with their mother forever and ever?

Nik Faldo said...

Most ladies arrive at NPP simply to join a poker league, blog and community.

Many strive to become Faldo's caddy.

Some beg for a chance to serve NPP, as a good luck charm for the Red Wings, for instance.

All of them desire Faldo to make them mothers.

I hope this clears things up for you Woody.