Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Theedouble*d Wins for the 3rd Time in 2016 - Tomservo2 Wins 3rd Quarter!

One for each of the two 1st place winners - DD and Tom! Congratulations guys!
Inquiring minds want to know - who got the blonde? DD or Tom?

It was a 'must point' night for Tomservo2, Derf-63 and Faldo. Tomservo2 got it done! Congratulations Tom!

Theedouble*d went thru a 12 player minefield of great and determined players to win this one.

Faldo is not aware of what happened to Derf-63, but the DD had AA when Faldo read DD's possible hand wrong (yeah, big surprise there) with QQ. Well played DD.

Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 21st win!

Now more Man Rules:

11. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask permission and he is required to grant it.

12. Women who claim they like to watch sports are to be treated as spies until they demonstrate actual knowledge of the game and players, AND only get refills and snacks during commercials.

13. The universal payment for buddy's who help you move is beer and pizza.

14. Your girlfriend must bond with your buddy's girlfriend within 30 minutes of them meeting.

15. You are not required to bond with your girlfriend's friends boyfriend if he is a dickhead. Low level sports bonding is all that is required.

16. When stumbling upon other guys watching sports, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but never ask who is playing.

17. When your girlfriend/wife wants to fix her friend up with your buddy, you may give permission only if you have warned your buddy so he can prepare his story about joining the priesthood.

18. The only time a guy can drink a fruity-chick drink is when you are sunning on a tropical beach and it is delivered by a topless supermodel.....and it is free. Only THEN!

19. You may reach and take the last beer or the last slice of pizza - but not both.

20. Phrases that may not be uttered when spotting a guy weightlifting:
"Yeah man, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more - harder!"
"One more set, then we can hit the showers."
"Nice ass. Are you a Sagittarius?"

1 comment:

Dixie Normus said...

It was very had to read your rules because of the distracting pictures on your site.

Your rules are spot on. Thank you for caring.