Wednesday, September 21, 2016

T3chlady Wins for the 1st Time in 2016

T3chlady on the the felt taking down pots from the mopes.
The Lovely Lady from Ann Arbor takes out NPP's finest tonight in a field of 12 players. She is now in the running for the 4th quarter seat in the NPP Finals and is locking down a back up plan with a Total Points seat.

She has the 4th quarter seat now as Faldo is a wild-card and does not 'take' a seat when he wins a seat. So just ignore Faldo.

All the women do.

2nd - Absea98
3rd - 95corolla
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - LittleRedElf

And now a touching story:

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together, of course was perfect.
One snowy stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road.
Then they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor?

The answer in the comments.


Nik Faldo said...

Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who ever really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is not a Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.

But......if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, then the woman was driving.
This explains the traffic accident.

DERF said...

NICE win!!