Thursday, September 15, 2016

Faldo Wins for the 3rd Time in 2016 - FBI Investigation Started!

Mrs. Faldo after hearing the answer to her question of .."I married who??"
Good luck with that. We see how good they are at their job.

Anyway, Faldo hot - carded his way to a victory over a field of eleven this round. He takes the lead in the 4th quarter. Not to worry folks. Faldo had the lead at some point in the other three quarters and did not hang on.

The 4th quarter is up for grabs - so we will see you Tuesday night!

2nd - Tigercub8189
3rd - Theedouble*d
Bubble - Johnnied55

Now for the last segment of Rules for Men:

21. Unless you are in prison, never fight naked.

22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

23. If a buddy is out-numbered, out manned or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last few hours his actions have caused you to think "this guy needs an ass-whippin'", then you may sit back and enjoy.

24. Never join your wife/girlfriend in dissing a buddy, except if she is withholding sex until you agree with her.

25. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: either both urinating or both in line. In all situations, a nod is all the conversation required.

26. Before allowing your drunk buddy to cheat on his wife/girlfriend, you must attempt at least one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye and tell you to "get lost", then you are absolved of all responsibility.

27. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken, monkey sex, the fact that you are feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was and how it will never happen again.

28. Never ask to ride another man's Harley. You have a better chance asking to ride his wife/girlfriend.

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