Conversations Between NPP Co-Founder Dave "Fourputt" the Dog and his Caddy

1. Dave the Dog: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Do you think you can keep your head down that
long?"

2. Dave the Dog: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on
this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
earth."

3. Dave the Dog: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

4. Dave the Dog: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

5. Dave the Dog: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the
world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of
a coincidence."

6. Dave the Dog: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.
It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

7. Dave the Dog: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir, but, personally, I prefer golf."

8. Dave the Dog: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

9. Dave the Dog: "This is the worst course I've ever played
on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour
ago."

10. Dave the Dog: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir".

11. Dave the Dog: "You can tell me. What is the problem with my golf game?"
Caddy: "Well sir, you are always too close to your ball AFTER you hit it."

Hat tip to Douge2 for the hidden tapes of the conversations.