Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Online Poker Cheating Teaser

Usually the NPP gang suspects Beerhog, Herbavor and Aqualung as being guilty of this (given their obvious lack of poker skill). More importantly - maybe, just maybe, this lends validity to Nik Faldo's complaining/whining/weeping-like-a-grandma of how Poker is "out to get him". - Davethedog (aka Fourputt)


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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know for a fact that it is all rigged. Otherwise I would alway's win........


Beerhog

goooooood girl said...

your blog is very good......

Nik Faldo said...

I think she means the blogger is VERY GGOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!

Anonymous said...

Its spelled GAAAAAAAAY Faldo....




bh

Matchy said...

This will be on 60 Minutes this Sunday, should be interesting. Beerhog I ran the Turkey Trot 10K in 50:44 this morning, I bet I lost 3 or 4 minutes due to the huge crowds.

Anonymous said...

good job matchy. I have to get my fat a## back at it next week. I haven't run for 3 1/2 weeks now. i am beginning to look like fourputt. Well, maybe on his best days.

speaking of the non poker playing fourputt and his apron. faldo has a picture to post that made us think of him. get to work faldo so we can all share the picture..

bhog

Nik Faldo said...

I don't run unless the beer store is close to closing time!

We got ISSUES posted on the right side of the blog.

Quit worrying about the picture Jessica Alba has of Faldo and her in a hot tub naked. It's unimportant right now.

What is important are the issues I need NPP voting on.

Anonymous said...

Faldo,

I'd buy a NPP polo shirt. Please propose a logo. (don't forget to get your brand copyrighted)

New scoring system for 2009 is fine. It appears you are trying to prevent somebody from wrapping up a quarter awarded seat early in the season.

Herbavor

Matchy said...

I am fine with the scoring proposal as my attendence sucks anyway. I'll admit I had been hoping for some sort of ribbon when I can finish 9th, or at least a certificate that is suitable for framing. I guess I'll settle for a point.

I would by a shirt as well, but I would rather buy a long or short sleeve T if available. I would probably say no to that hat as my enormous melon and expanding forehead (fivehead?) is incompatible with many ballcaps.

Anonymous said...

I thought I had missed a blog or something with the recent comments here...had to go back and read the SIDE of the blog...

as for points...personally, I think you should go the other way and offer less seats points. it is really hard to say at this point without knowing what the new average number of players will be...but if we increase our average from like 8 to 12...offering points down to 9 doesn’t make the “point race” special (I thought you’d all be against the socialist ideal where everybody gets a piece of the pie pretty much for doing nothing).

One way you could do it is to fashion the points after poker stars Battle of the Planets format…(http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/promotions/battle/)…you can see that at the most, the top 5 collect points and it is based on the number of players…it appears to be 10 points per player that plays is divided between the top place finishers…and that is determined as the same ratio of their typical pay out structure. It seems reasonable to me that the points you earn should float with the number of players that actually play. You could still do the top point getters for each quarter get a seat at the final and then the remaining 5 players will be the next top 5 point earners.

How come Mike, you and aqua can not play in the final?

How is the heads-up thing going? How many do have? When we do the brackets, do you want to do one of those $5 blind draw things like they do for basketball?

Anonymous said...

nahanni,

didnt you know that nik and granholm are cousins. she even looks like him. except he has larger breast's.

beerhog

Anonymous said...

after i read these so-called 'comments' my mind went numb from the lack of substantial intelligent content.

we'll just close this post's comments knowing that if fourputt is involved in an ONLINE NPP event that he is to be feared.

Fourputt was weaned on the teachings of the most feared and beloved Nik Faldo.

Burn in hell you unimportant carbon units

Anonymous said...

your mind went numb because your apron strings are tied too tight.

bh