Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Ascendence of Sociopaths in US Governance by Doug Casey – Part 2 of 4

Proud members of the Democrat Party

 
Conditions for sociopaths in the US are becoming quite favorable. Have you ever wondered where the 50,000 people employed by the TSA to inspect and degrade you came from? Most of them are middle-aged. Did they have jobs before they started doing something that any normal person would consider demeaning? Most did, but they were attracted to – not repelled by – a job where they wear a costume and abuse their fellow citizens all day.
Few of them can imagine that they're shepherding in a police state as they play their roles in security theater. (A reinforced door on the pilots' cabin is probably all that's actually needed, although the most effective solution would be to hold each airline responsible for its own security and for the harm done if it fails to protect passengers and third parties.) But the 50,000 newly employed are exactly the same type of people who joined the Gestapo – eager to help in the project of controlling everyone. Nobody was drafted into the Gestapo.
What's going on here is an instance of Pareto's Law. That's the 80-20 rule that tells us, for example, that 80% of your sales come from 20% of your salesmen or that 20% of the population are responsible for 80% of the crime.
As I see it, 80% of people are basically decent; their basic instincts are to live by the Boy Scout virtues. 20% of people, however, are what you might call potential trouble sources, inclined toward doing the wrong thing when the opportunity presents itself. They might now be shoe clerks, mailmen or waitresses – they seem perfectly benign in normal times. They play baseball on weekends and pet the family dog. However, given the chance, they will sign up for the Gestapo, the Stasi, the KGB, the TSA, Homeland Security or whatever. Many are well intentioned but likely to favor force as the solution to any problem.
But it doesn't end there, because 20% of that 20% are really bad actors. They are drawn to government and other positions where they can work their will on other people and, because they're enthusiastic about government, they rise to leadership positions. They remake the culture of the organizations they run in their own image. Gradually, non-sociopaths can no longer stand being there. They leave. Soon the whole barrel is full of bad apples. That's what's happening today in the US.
It's a pity that Bush, when he was in office, made such a big deal of evil. He discredited the concept. He made Boobus americanus think it only existed in a distant axis, in places like North Korea, Iraq and Iran – which were and still are irrelevant backwaters and arbitrarily chosen enemies. Bush trivialized the concept of evil and made it seem banal because he was such a fool. All the while real evil, very immediate and powerful, was growing right around him, and he lacked the awareness to see he was fertilizing it by turning the US into a national security state after 9/11.
Now, I believe, it's out of control. The US is already in a truly major depression and on the edge of financial chaos and a currency meltdown. The sociopaths in government will react by redoubling the pace toward a police state domestically and starting a major war abroad. To me, this is completely predictable. It's what sociopaths do.
There are seven characteristics I can think of that define a sociopath, although I'm sure the list could be extended.
Sociopaths completely lack a conscience or any capacity for real regret about hurting people. Although they pretend the opposite.
Sociopaths put their own desires and wants on a totally different level from those of other people. Their wants are incommensurate. They truly believe their ends justify their means. Although they pretend the opposite.
Sociopaths consider themselves superior to everyone else, because they aren't burdened by the emotions and ethics others have – they're above all that. They're arrogant. Although they pretend the opposite.
Sociopaths never accept the slightest responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though they're responsible for almost everything that goes wrong. You'll never hear a sincere apology from them.
Sociopaths have a lopsided notion of property rights. What's theirs is theirs, and what's yours is theirs too. They therefore defend currency inflation and taxation as good things.
Sociopaths usually pick the wrong target to attack. If they lose their wallet, they kick the dog. If 16 Saudis fly planes into buildings, they attack Afghanistan.
Sociopaths traffic in disturbing news, they love to pass on destructive rumors and they'll falsify information to damage others.
[Ed. Note: Tell me that is not the definition of a liberal! It is spot on.]
The fact that they're chronic, extremely convincing and even enthusiastic liars, who often believe their own lies, means they aren't easy to spot, because normal people naturally assume another person is telling the truth. They rarely have handlebar mustaches or chortle like Snidely Whiplash. Instead, they cultivate a social veneer or a mask of sanity that diverts suspicion. You can rely on them to be "politically correct" in public. How could a congressman or senator who avidly supports charities possibly be a bad guy? They're expert at using facades to disguise reality, and they feel no guilt about it.
Political elites are primarily, and sometimes exclusively, composed of sociopaths. It's not just that they aren't normal human beings. They're barely even human, a separate subspecies, differentiated by their psychological qualities. A normal human can mate with them spiritually and psychologically about as fruitfully as a modern human could mate physically with a Neanderthal; it can be done, but the results won't be good.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Next Wednesday - NPP Night at the Electric Stick in Westland

Faldo has promised ThePunk75 that NPP would visit his poker home. This is the night to do it, May 23rd.

Electric Stick  (734-467-1717) is a pool hall located at 6581 N. Wayne Rd. in Westland. A map shows it to be south of Warren Rd and north of Ford Rd, between Newburgh Rd. and Venoy Rd.

Poker is played in the Electric SLICK Poker room located inside. There is a fine Italian restaurant attached also, so come hungry! You won't regret it.

The tournament starts at 7pm and ThePunk75 informs Faldo that there will be 100+ players there.

The buy in is $20 with a $10 add on at the break. There are no re-buys, however, the tournament is called "Pick Your Poison". Which I think means you can "buy in" as many times as you like. So $40 will get you double the starting chips that $20 will. $60 would be a 3x buy in, etc.

I will call and verify, or ThePunk75 can verify, but I think that is the deal.

If I check the couch cushions, Faldo might be able to extend his initial buy in to $21.30. As I always say, go BIG or go home!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

The Ascendance of Sociopaths in US Governance by Doug Casey - Part 1 of 4

An International Man lives and does business wherever he finds conditions most advantageous, regardless of arbitrary borders. He's diversified globally, with passports from multiple countries, assets in several jurisdictions and his residence in yet another. He doesn't depend absolutely on any country and regards all of them as competitors for his capital and expertise.

[Ed. Note: Moronically, Faldo will always be an American man. Stupid I know, but a patriot to our country – as founded – all the way ...to the soon to be.. end. But this article could be beneficial to the “smarter than Faldo group”, which is not very big.]

Living as an international man used to be just an interesting possibility. But few Americans opted for it, since the US used to reward those who settled in and put down roots. In fact, it rewarded them better than any other country in the world, so there was nothing pressing about becoming an international man.

Things change, however, and being rooted like a plant, at least if you have a choice, is a suboptimal strategy for surviving and prospering. Throughout history, almost every place has at some point become dangerous for those who were stuck there. It’s America's turn.

For those who can take up the life of an international man, it's no longer just an interesting lifestyle decision. It has become, at a minimum, an asset saver, and it could be a life saver. That said, I understand the hesitation you may feel about taking action; pulling up one's roots (or at least grafting some of them to a new location) can be almost as traumatic to a man as to a vegetable. [Ed. Note: And possibly fatal if you choose incorrectly.]

As any intelligent observer surveys the worlds economic and political landscape, he has to be disturbed – even dismayed and a bit frightened – by the gravity and number of problems that mark the horizon. We're confronted by economic depression, looming financial chaos, serious currency inflation, onerous taxation, crippling regulation, developing police states and, worst of all, the prospect of a major war. It seems almost unbelievable that we are talking of the US – which historically has been the land of the free.

How did we get here? An argument can be made that miscalculation, accident, inattention and the like are why things go bad. Those elements do have a role, but it is minor. Potential catastrophe across the board can't be the result of happenstance. When things go wrong on a grand scale, it's not just bad luck or inadvertence. It's because of serious character flaws in one or many – or even all – of the players.

In this article, I'm going to argue that the US government, in particular, is being overrun by the wrong kind of person…..sociopaths. [Ed. Note: A point Faldo has maintained for years; that liberalism is a mental illness].

It's a trend that's been in motion for many years but has now reached a point of no return. In other words, a type of moral rot has become so prevalent that it's institutional in nature. There is not going to be, therefore, any serious change in the direction in which the US is headed until a genuine crisis topples the existing order. Until then, the trend will accelerate.

The reason is that a certain class of people – sociopaths – are now fully in control of major American institutions [Faldo: That would be our government, our media, unions and our education system - in other words; where liberals and liberalism thrives]. Their beliefs and attitudes are insinuated throughout the economic, political, intellectual and psychological/spiritual fabric of the US.

What does this mean to the individual? It depends on your character. Are you the kind of person who supports "my country right or wrong," as did most Germans in the 1930s and 1940s, or the kind who dodges the duty to be a helpmate to murderers?

The type of passenger who goes down with the ship or the type who puts on his vest and looks for a life boat? The type of individual who supports the merchants who offer the fairest deal or the type who is gulled by splashy TV commercials?

What the ascendancy of sociopaths means isn't an academic question. Throughout history, the question has been a matter of life and death. That's one reason America grew; every American (or any ex-colonial) has forebears who confronted the issue and decided to uproot themselves to go somewhere with better prospects. The losers were those who delayed thinking about the question until the last minute.

You may be thinking that what happened in places like Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union, Mao's China, Pol Pot's Cambodia and scores of other countries in recent history could not, for some reason, happen in the US. Actually, there's no reason it won't at this point. All the institutions that made America exceptional – including a belief in capitalism, individualism, self-reliance and the restraints of the Constitution – are now only historical artifacts.

On the other hand, the distribution of sociopaths is completely uniform across both space and time. Per capita, there were no more evil people in Stalin's Russia, Hitler's Germany, Mao's China, Amin's Uganda, Ceausescu's Romania or Pol Pot's Cambodia than there are today in the US. All you need is favorable conditions for them to bloom, much as mushrooms do after a rainstorm.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Tomservo2 Wins Back to Back NPP Tourneys!

Tomservo2's groupies were not disappointed!


 Well, he is officially too hot to handle right now! An impressive two wins in a row and three this quarter! But his work is not finished.

What is even more impressive is that he doesn’t even have the 2nd Quarter lead! That belongs to T3chlady!

She has not yet won an NPP tourney in 2012, but has finished high in the standings week after week.
 
T3chlady not only has the 2nd quarter lead, but the total points lead for the season also! Wow!
On to the action:
5 min: Eyekall (16th) Missed it answering emails.
9 min: Lump2 (15th)  Ditto
Then, after a while, a flurry of exits!
21 min: A short-stacked (SS) Pre01 (14th) goes with (A8) and runs into T3chlady’s (AQ).
22 min: Sanster89 (13th) Missed it watching Pre01 and T3’s hand.
24 min: Wingsfancurt (12th) with (JJ) runs into Derf-63’s (KK).
28 min: SpartanFlash (11th) has a pair of Eights and loses to Suetman123’s pair of Kings.
32 min: K9isadog (10th) Missed it as table closed too fast.
Wow! Fast to the final table!
1st break:
ThePunk75    4375
Tomservo2    3770
T3chlady    3150
Mikeniks-Faldo   3070
Suetman123   2952
LittleRedElf    2775
Derf-63    1940
Absea98   1813
8thmile    155
63 min: 8thmile (9th) blinds out. Never showed.
80 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (8th) has to go with (A8) and runs into Suetman123’s (AK).
86 min: A SS ThePunk75 (7th) has to go with (A4) and Tomservo2 calls with (K9) and hits his [K] on the flop.
93 min: A rare double kill as a SS Suetman123 (6th) has to go with (KJ) and a SS Absea98 (5th) goes with (Ad Qd) and they both run into T3chlady’s (KK).
103 min: Derf-63 (4th) is double teamed by LittleRedElf and sees his (66) get run over by the ‘other guy’ as Tomservo2’s (Q9) as a [Q] hits the turn.
108 min: LittleRedElf (3rd) sees his trip Sevens run into T3chlady’s trip Tens! Ouch!
Heads Up:
110 min:     Tomservo2     17000      -      T3chlady     7000
114 min:  T3chlady (2nd) hits her King-high heart flush and is called by Tomservo2, holding (Ah As). Ouch!
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 3rd NPP win of the year and his 9th over all!
1st – Tomservo2
2nd – T3chlady
3rd – LittleRedElf
4th – Derf-63
5th – Absea98
6th – Suetman123
7th – ThePunk75
8th – Mikeniks-Faldo
9th – 8thmile
10th – K9isadog
11th – SpartanFlash
12th – Wingsfancurt
13th – Sanster89
14th – Pre01
15th – Lump2
16th – Eyekall
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day!!!

.........now,  GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

Friday, May 11, 2012

Odds and Ends from Faldo’s Fertile Brain





















NPP had some inquiries as to where should internet poker players should go now to play poker for real money.
It breaks Faldo’s heart to say that - in the former freedom filled United States of America – there is nowhere to play poker for money on the internet.
None are safe. Only PokerStars stood up, paid the fines, promised to obey US laws, and then STILL returned all of the funds of the US players.
Faldo suggests that everyone – keep their powder dry, in more ways than one – and wait for PokerStars to become legal for US players.
In the meantime, join the Niks Poker Palace Poker League on Tuesday nights for REAL poker action, even though it is with play chips and only for ego. It is great practice and against great people and players.

In case anyone has forgotten, Detroit is a war zone. Murders, robberies and rapes are hitting all time highs. You just are not hearing about it. The Black Panthers said if the State of Michigan sends in a state committee to run the city, they will “burn it down!”
Guv Faldo would have said, “Well then, do you want me to establish the committee so you can get started lighting it up and get rid of this eye sore parked on prime river-front property for me? Or do you want me to pack up, leave you to it, and take all the taxpayers money with me? Your call, genius.”
Take a look at the poorest cities in the nation and the common thread is that they have been run by Democrats. Find the poorest states. Find the states and cities most in debt. All Democrat owned and operated.

My fellow citizens in my town just voted to raise my taxes…..again. Right after they raised my taxes to pay for cops and firemen, they are back to my wallet…..for the children! Again.
The amount of the tax millage was for $88 million over ten years, actually costing $200 million, correctly including the interest.
The money is being touted as to be used for; a new artificial football field (life expectancy 15 years that we don’t pay off for 30 years, by the way), new tennis courts and a new Performing Arts/Performance Center – for the children. But no new buildings are included in the costs.
I looked up the cost of an artificial football field. It said $200,000.
I looked up the cost of a tennis court. It said $45,000.
I looked up the cost of remodeling an auditorium to the rafters. It said $2,000,000.
Let’s be fair and double the cost for the football field and triple the cost of the auditorium, and let’s install 20 tennis courts.
$400,000 football field
$900,000 tennis court
$6,000,000  auditorium
That totals $7.3 million dollars. Lets round that up to $10 million! That leaves $78 million unaccountable for.
Where is the rest of the money going??? Did anyone who voted for this ask?
Did anyone voting for this actually paying property taxes?
My fault for living with idiots. Useful idiots for Marxists.

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Tomservo2 Wins His 2nd Tourney of the Quarter!

Paulina Gretzky stopped by to watch Tomservo2 win.

Tomservo2 move into contention for the 2nd Quarter title with his 8th NPP victory.
Lots of good hands got smacked down it seemed, and Tomservo2 was able to dodge the bullets and miss the mine fields tonight.
We welcomed back Theedouble*d and Douge2, who have missed some weeks of NPP action. T3chlady found her way to the NPP virtual felt, leaving the Florida beach and sunset.
On to the action:
2 min: SpartanFlash (16th) trips his (KK) on the flop of [6KA], but Lump2 has (AA)!
27 min: A short-stacked (SS) LittleRedElf (15th) is double-teamed by Tomservo2 and the winner with a straight, Wingsfancurt.
31 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (14th) is crippled when his trip Sevens runs into 8thmile’s trip Tens. Then his (Qc 9c) runs into Theedouble*d’s (Qs Js).
34 min: Theedouble*d (13th) sees his (KK) run into Absea98’s trip Fives.
36 min: Wingsfancurt (12th) Missed it.
37 min: Derf-63 (11th) trip Tens loses to 8thmile’s trip Tens with a better kicker! Ouch!
53 min: K9isadog (10th) blinds out.
1st break:
Absea98   5390
Tomservo2    4315
8thmile    3858
Eyekall   2545
T3chlady    2295
ThePunk75    1759
Douge2    1498
Lump2    1205
Suetman123   1135
62 min: A SS Lump2 (9th) goes with (AQ) and Tomservo2 calls with (KQ) and a [K] hits the flop.
70 min: ThePunk75 (8th) hits two pair but T3chlady (joining us from Florida) hits a full house! ThePunk leaves on the next hand.
90 min: A SS Suetman123 (7th) has to go with (Kc Tc) but runs into 8thmile’s trip Sevens.
101 min: A SS 8thmile (6th) has to go with (QQ) and Eyekall calls with (AQ) and hits an [A] on the flop.
105 min: A SS Douge2 (5th) goes with (66) and runs into T3chlady’s (JJ).
115 min: T3chlady (4th) sees her (JJ) run into Absea98’s (AA).
120 min: The PokerStars Break Monster was hard at work! Absea98 (3rd) hits a Jacks over Kings full house, only to lose to Tomservo2’s quad Kings! Ouch!
2nd Break:
Tomservo2    19860
Eyekall    4140

Heads Up:
125 min:     Tomservo2     13700      -      Eyekall    10300
130 min:     Tomservo2     13600      -      Eyekall    10400
135 min:     Tomservo2     12100      -      Eyekall    11900
140 min:     Tomservo2     11500      -      Eyekall    12500
144 min:  A SS Eyekall (2nd) goes with (K8) and is called by Tomservo2 with (Ks 5s) and  Tom hits the spade flush!
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 2nd NPP win of the year and his 8th over all!
1st – Tomservo2
2nd – Eyekall
3rd – Absea98
4th – T3chlady
5th – Douge2
6th – 8thmile
7th – Suetman123
8th – ThePunk75
9th – Lump2
10th – K9isadog
11th – Derf-63
12th – Wingsfancurt
13th – Theedouble*d
14th – Mikeniks-Faldo
15th – LittleRedElf
16th – SpartanFlash
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Sunday, May 06, 2012

NHL Playoffs are the Best!

Bobby Orr - the 2nd best hockey defenseman of all time! Just behind Faldo.


Hope you are enjoying the hockey playoffs.

The Stanley Cup Playoffs are better than any other playoff.

The Stanley Cup is the hardest Team Championship and trophy to win in all of sports.

You're sitting down to watch some TV, and you see that there are two games on: an NHL playoff game and an NBA playoff game. You have no rooting interest in either game.

Which should you watch? Here's a list of reasons why the NHL game is a better entertainment bet.

1. Speed - Hockey moves much faster than basketball. This is especially true if you have HDTV; watching a hockey game in HD is a tremendous experience. The pace of the game is also faster. Hockey games can go long stretches without whistles. Basketball games take a brief pause after every basket, denying the game a constant flow. The first 46 minutes of most basketball games feel like a prelude to the last two. Hockey is a faster and more exciting game.

2. Physical play - With speed comes big collisions. Hockey has the same violent appeal that football does. Fighting, which turns a lot of people off to hockey, is almost nonexistent in the playoffs. Hockey is a very emotional game, however, and often large scrums break out after whistles. These come out of passion instead of thuggery, though, and just prove how into the game the players are. NBA games cannot match that physical intensity, simply because of the rules of the game. And when NBA players do let their emotions get the best of them, they are usually ejected and given a technical foul. Hockey offers a physical dimension that the NBA just does not match.

3.Rivalries - This is related to the difference in physical play. Both leagues have great rivalries; the NBA has Lakers-Celtics, Magic-Heat, and Lakers-Spurs, while the NHL has Bruins-Canadiens, Red Wings-Blackhawks, and Flames-Oilers. Both leagues have many other rivalries. But the NHL's rivalries are more intense than the NBA's because of the difference in physicality. You don't really learn to hate an opposing player until he slams you into the glass.
4. Overtime - This year's NHL playoffs have seen an incredible nineteen games go into overtime at the time of this writing. So far, there has been just one overtime game in this year's NBA playoffs.

Saturday, May 05, 2012

Douge2's Humor Corner - Communication is Key

Golfer Lies about His Real Number…..and Wins!
Tom, a 70-year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous and extremely sexy 25 year old brunette.
She hangs on to his arm and is enthralled with every word he says.
His regular playing partners and the rest of the fellow members are shocked.
At first chance, his foursome corners him and ask him how he managed to bag that amazing girlfriend?
Tom says, “That’s not my girlfriend. Hell, that’s my wife.”
In disbelief they ask him, “How did you persuade her to marry you?”
Tom said, “I lied about my age.”
His best friend says, “Ahhh, you told her you were only 50.”
Tom says, “Of course not. I told her I was 90.”

An Engineer in Hell
An Engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his list and says, “Sorry, but you are in the wrong place.” So the Engineer is sent to Hell.
The Engineer, unhappy with the status of life in Hell, starts designing improvements in the buildings and the plumbing. He installs air conditioning, escalators and ice machines.
One day God calls Satan and says with a sneer, “So, how is it down there?”
Satan brags about all the improvements that have been made and says, “And there is no telling what else that Engineer might come up with.”
God replies, “What? You got an Engineer down there? That was a mistake and you know it. Send him back or I will sue you!”
Satan laughs hysterically and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

LittleRedElf is Now #1 at NPP!


All the ladies love watching LittleRedElf work!
There was little doubt that this was the case, but now it is OFFICIAL!
LittleRedElf is the Top Dog at NPP! He finally surpasses 7Jokers in total NPP wins.
What a feat as 7Jokers (no knock on him as you can only play in your era) mostly faced line ups of 7 to 10 players. 
The Elf faced line ups often doubled that, and he also faced the toughest line ups ever assembled at NPP. He still does as he waded thru sixteen others tonight and The Elf still dominates!
You da MAN Elf!
We welcomed back some players tonight and it was great to see two packed tables tonight!
On to the action:
8 min: ThePunk75 (17th) sees his (QQ) run into LittleRedElf’s (KK). Ouch!
15 min: Tomservo2 (16th) has two pair with Tens, but Pro01 has two pair with Aces!
20 min: Wingsfancurt (15th) Missed it watching my table.
24 min: Cpadanj (14th) is triple-teamed and loses to Derf-63’s trip Fours.
27 min: A short-stacked (SS) Lump2 (13th) was crippled on the Cpadanj hand.
30 min: A SS Suetman123 (12th) sees her (A9) run into Eyekall’s (Ah Th).
59 min: Absea98 (11th) Missed hand as the table closes fast.
60 min: 8thmile (10th) goes with (JJ) and loses a coin flip to Mikeniks-Faldo with (AK) and a [K] on the flop.
1st break:
LittleRedElf   5840
Derf-63    5140
Pre01   2760
Mikeniks-Faldo   2580
T3chlady    2530
Eyekall   2350
K9isadog   2180
SpartanFlash   1220
95corolla   900
73 min: K9isadog (9th) goes with (QQ) and runs into T3chlady’s (AA).
80 min: SpartanFlash (8th) with (99) loses a coin flip to Mikeniks-Faldo with (KT) and a [K] on the flop.
85 min: A SS Eyekall (7th) has to go with (Kc Jc) but runs into LittleRedElf’s (A7).
101 min: A SS 95corolla (6th) has to go with (55) and T3chlady calls with (98) and wins the coin flip when the flop holds a [9].
107 min: A Ss Derf-63 (5th) goes with (44) and Pre01 calls with (A7) and a [A3A7A] hits the board! A slight over – kill!
2nd Break:
Pre01    12155
Mikeniks-Faldo   7070
LittleRedElf    3525
T3chlady    2750
123 min: A SS T3chlady (4th) goes with (Ad Td) and runs into LittleRedElf’s (AK).
146 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (3rd) goes with (K9) and loses to LittleRedElf’s (AQ).
Heads Up:
150 min:     LittleRedElf     13700      -      Pre01     11800
155 min:     LittleRedElf     15560      -      Pre01     9940
155 min:     LittleRedElf     15560      -      Pre01     8870
157 min:  Pre01 (2nd) hits two pair, LittleRedElf hits his straight!
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 3rd NPP win of the year and his 16th over all!

1st – LittleRedElf
2nd – Pre01
3rd – Mikeniks-Faldo
4th – T3chlady
5th – Derf-63
6th – 95corolla
7th – Eyekall
8th – SpartanFlash
9th – K9isadog
10th – 8thmile
11th – Absea98
12th – Suetman123
13th – Lump2
14th – Cpadanj
15th – Wingsfancurt
16th – Tomservo2
17th - ThePunk75
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Playing for the Long Term

They all look up to Faldo!


Poker is a marathon – it is not a sprint. Luck plays such a big roll in our short-term results. Maybe even in our long term results.
For example, an experiment was held where nine computers with the same program were set up to play each other. Identical programs. They played for the equivalent number of hands that a professional poker player would play over a three year period.
I forget the blinds or the stakes, but I do remember the cash results! Most bunched up around the “even” plateau, most actually making a small profit. Two of the programs however, were out of the normal curve. One “lucky” bot won $38,000 and an unlucky bot lost $56,000!!


Remember, these programs used the exact same strategy for playing their hands. Then, throw the “rake” in there and see where they are at profit-wise!
Now, let’s make them all humans, who just happen to play identically. One thinks he is all that and a bag of chips and is planning to “move up” to the big games! And the other is quitting poker and taking up basket weaving at the insane asylum built to hold other players that play on PokerStars.
So knowing this, your poker mindset is to think “long term”. Each poker session is just a fraction of your life at one LONG poker game.
So, never play to get “even” in a given session. Make decisions based on that hand, that table and that set of circumstances. If you don’t feel like you are playing well or you don’t like the table, quit. Come back to that “life long” game later.
Never play to protect a “win”.  Make decisions based on that hand, that table and that set of circumstances. Cards have no memory. You may be on the verge of a monster heater at the perfect table to take advantage of it. And you better, because the “cold deck” has no memory either.
Never tilt. Remember, this is one session. Play your best at all times, and forget about that 2 outer that beat you yet again. It’s over. Move on to the next hand. Cards have no memory and neither should you about such things.
Never get mad at bad players. Unless you are a life long Democrat who always hates the people paying the taxes, why would you get mad at the people supporting the very poker system itself? This is the dumbest and most short-sighted, ego driven thing you can do. What are you trying to accomplish? Do you want to always sit down against eight Phil Iveys?
And be careful making rash changes to your game. As that computer experiment shows, there may be nothing wrong with your style or your game. That does not mean you stop trying to learn and pick up better tactics, but to change your entire approach may not be necessary. It may just be the ‘luck’ factor hitting you all at once.
Back in Faldo’s early years, he was crushing the charity limit poker rooms in Canada. Two years booking solid profits and streaks of winning every session. One lasted 17 straight sessions.
Then one year, it all dried up. No streaks, no profit. Faldo actually had a small loss for the year. What happened?
Well, several things in retrospect. One, the competition got better. Everyone learns over time. Secondly, Faldo pushed a little more early in the year, waiting for the “rush”, then nutted up too much when the push back-fired. In other words, major changes were made to Faldo’s game based on short term results. And the worst thing of all; Faldo quit trying to improve his game. He thought he had arrived.
Faldo had not even started the journey, let alone arrived anywhere.
So, think long term. Life is one long poker game. Most importantly, enjoy the trip.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

ThePunk75 Wins His 4th NPP Tilt of the Year!

ThePunk75 was also at his nimble best this evening.

He is back on a roll. ThePunk75 beats thirteen others to take the win and move into the top ranks of NPP winners. Nice job Punk.
Faldo seems to have moved from bubbling the Final Table, to bubbling the cash line, to bubbling the Winner’s Circle.
As a Bubble Master, I think the 2nd place bubble is the hardest to take. Trust me.
We welcome back Eyekall to the NPP felt and the NPP Standings Leader Board. Nice job.

Pre01 continues his streak of final tables and cashes also, taking over the lead in the 2nd Quarter race for a seat in the NPP Finals.
We missed Tomservo2 this evening. He registered but never made it to the felt. Faldo will find out what happened and report it.
On to the action:
12 min: Sandster89 (15th) sees his Nines and Twos lose to Eyekall’s Queens and Nines. Ouch!
38 min: Derf-63 (14th) Queen-high straight run into K9isadog’s Broadway straight! Ouch!
47 min: A short-stacked (SS) T3chlady (13th) with (44) and a SS Lump2 (12th) with (KJ) both lose to ThePunk75’s (99).
48 min: A SS 8thmile (11th) is double-teamed by K9isadog and the winner Mikeniks-Faldo, who hits trip Jacks.
51 min: 95corolla (10th) Missed hand as the table closes fast.
1st break:
ThePunk75   7730
Eyekall   4737
K9isadog   3319
Mikeniks-Faldo   3195
Pre01   1220
SpartanFlash   990
Suetman123   664
Absea98    610
Tomservo2   125

Lots of action early after the break!
62 min: SS Absea98 (9th) and SS SpartanFlash (8th) lose to Pre01’s pair of Aces.
63 min: Tomservo2 (7th) blinds out as he never showed.
67 min: A SS Suetman123 (6th) has to go with (AQ) and ThePunk75 calls with (T9) and the flop holds a [9]. Ouch!
79 min: K9isadog (5th) is double-teamed by Mikeniks-Faldo with (JJ) and ThePunk75 with (KQ) and a [Q] hits the river.
Discussion: ThePunk75 claims pre-flop and after a flop of [Ten – high], I should push and get him out of there. I say, not with Jacks. I guess if I am playing simply for the win, it’s the right move. But I think KK or AA, yes. JJ is vulnerable to too many over cards on a board that is going to run out, as is what happened.

Do you keep the 2nd Villain in to help take the short stack out (who is a dangerous player remember) , or do you get him out and try to go it alone, and possibly get called by trips or lose to the short-stack who might have been beat by the 2nd villain?

Or how about PokerStars doesn’t river Faldo just one time????? I know. Does Faldo want some cheese with that whine?

87 min: A SS Pre01 (4th) goes with (K5) and a flop of [KXX] and is called by ThePunk75 with (KJ).
98 min: A SS Eyekall (3rd) goes with (AJ) and loses to ThePunk75’s (7d 5d) which rolls out a full house for the Punk.

Heads Up:

ThePunk75     13000      -      Mikeniks-Faldo     9500

105 min:     ThePunk75     10000      -      Mikeniks-Faldo     12500

109 min:  Stack still the same size basically. Faldo raises, ThePunk re-raises leaving 4000 in his stack with the blinds at 150/300 and Faldo moves all in. ThePunk75 has (66). Do you call if you are ThePunk?

Faldo - holding (55), which is irrelevant at this time for the Punk - figures no way ThePunk calls without QQ thru AA, or AK. ThePunk75 calls and wins.

Another fine decision by Faldo, throwing away the chip lead on a move. The old “Action” Faldo folds his (55) and keeps the chip lead.
Or was it a weak call by ThePunk75? Did Faldo need AJ, AQ or 99-QQ to make this move?  Discussion?

110 min:     ThePunk75     17500      -      Mikeniks-Faldo     5000

113 min:  Mikeniks-Faldo (2nd) hits his straight, but ThePunk75 has a flush.

Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 4rd NPP win of the year and his 14th over all!

1st – ThePunk75
2nd – Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd – Eyekall
4th – Pre01
5th – K9isadog
6th – Suetman123
7th – Tomservo2
8th – SpartanFlash
9th – Absea98
10th – 95corolla
11th – 8thmile
12th – Lump2
13th – T3chlady
14th – Derf-63
15th – Sanster98
The 2nd Quarter Standings and the Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Douge's Humor Corner - Faith and Passion Needed

Church Ladies With typewriters.
    The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
  • The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
  • Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
  • Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
  • The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
  • Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
  • The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
  • This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
  • Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
  • The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
  • Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.
  • The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
  • I Golf on Fridays
  • Sue and her husband Frank went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Sue went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 35 years they had been married.
  • She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
  • Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Sue to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Frank watched with raised eyebrows!
  • Sue shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
  • The therapist turned to Frank and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week... Can you do this?"
  • Frank thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."
  • Wednesday, April 18, 2012

    Faldo's Golf Course Management: Bunkers

    Our beloved Faldo once again travels to foreign and exotic places in order to learn more about the great game of golf. In this installment Nik shares with us a public service announcement he recently filmed while on assignment in faraway Minnesota. This enlightening video reminds us of the value one should have for golf course bunkers.

    Watch and learn!

    Tuesday, April 17, 2012

    Pre01 Wins His 3rd NPP Tilt of the Year!

    Pre01 has all the ladies floored by his performance. He was one of the contenders in the 1st quarter is back at it now.

    Pre01 defeats a strong field of sixteen other players on a night when PokerStars was in the mood to chase us out of the poker room early. Short stacks never had a prayer of climbing back in it seemed. This was one of our shorter tourneys, even with a nice crowd.

    SpartanFlash takes the 2nd quarter lead and T3chlady is in second with both of them having strong performances in the first two rounds of this quarter. Nice job!

    On to the action:

    29 min: A short-stacked (SS) LittleRedElf (17th) sees his A-high lose to K9isadog’s pair of Jacks.

    31 min: A SS Absea98 (16th) has to go with (KJ) but 8thmile has (AT).
    38 min: Eyekall (15th) has (AQ) and an [A] on the flop. ThePunk75 has (TT) and a [T] hits the river! Ouch!

    44 min: A SS Sanster89 (14th) runs into K9isadog’s (AA).
    47 min: A SS Wingsfancurt (13th) sees his (AJ) run into Pre01’s (AA). The short-stacks seem to be running into brick walls.

    50 min: Lump2 (12th) sees his (JJ) lose to Suetman123’s (AT) with an [A] on the flop.
    51 min: A SS Bigbrimar (11th) runs into SpartanFlash’s flush. More brick walls.
    51 min: ThePunk75’s (10th) Missed hand as the table closes fast.

    1st break:
    Derf-63 5748
    Pre01 4047
    Suetman123 3411
    K9isadog 2772
    SpartanFlash 2575
    ThePunk75 2345
    T3chlady 2107
    Mikeniks-Faldo 1400
    8thmile 1095

    67 min: ThePunk76 (9th) has (AQ) and the flop has an [A] in it. But Pre01 has (AK)! After this, the table settles in for a while.

    88 min: Suetman123 (8th) hits two pair on the flop holding (A8). Pre01 has (KK) and hits a [K] on the turn.

    95 min: A SS Mikeniks-Faldo (7th) goes with (A4) and runs into K9isadog’s (AT).
    100 min: A SS Derf-63 (6th) has to go with (KT) and a flop of [2KA]. Pre01 calls with (QJ) and a [T] hits the turn! Ouch!

    104 min: PokerStars now clears them out in a hurry. A SS 8thmile (5th) with (44) is called by SpartanFlash’s (AT) and a [T] and [A] hit the board.

    105 min: A SS T3chlady (4th) goes with (T8) and a flop of [Ts 6h Js] and is called by SpartanFlash with (As 2s) and the third spade hits on the river.

    100 min: K9isadog (3rd) goes with (99) and loses to Pre01’s (TT).
    106 min: SpartanFlash (2nd) goes with (QT), but Pre01 has (KJ).

    Congratulations to Pre01 on his 3rd NPP win of the year!

    1st – Pre01
    2nd – SpartanFlash
    3rd – K9isadog
    4th – T3chlady
    5th – 8thmile Tomservo2
    6th – Derf-63
    7th – Mikeniks-Faldo
    8th – Suetman123
    9th – ThePunk75
    10th – 95corolla
    11th – Bigbrimar
    12th – Lump2Sanster89
    13th – Wingsfancurt
    14th – Sanster98
    15th – Eyekall
    16th - Absea98
    17th - LittleRedElf

    The 2nd quarter standings and the total point standings are on the right side of the blog!

    An Important Announcement for all NPP readers

    Sunday, April 15, 2012

    Community Card Review: Liberalism is a Lie, as are the People Who Are Liberals

    NBC doctored the tape of George Zimmerman’s 911 call prior to the shooting of Trayvon Martin.

    ABC doctored a video tape to hide the injuries to Zimmerman’s head as he was lead to a police station for questioning after the shooting.

    CNN doctored an audio tape of the 911 call, trying to make it appear that Zimmerman said, “Fxxxing coon” instead of what he did say, “It’s fxxxing cold.”

    In order to stoke the racial angle, the New York Times reported that Zimmerman was a 'white Hispanic.' Funny, I never heard the NY Times refer to Obama as a 'white African.'

    Media polls that they claim represent public opinion, always interview more Democrats than Republicans. Sometimes at a 80 to 20 ratio – democrats over republicans.

    The media ran story after story on how $3 gas – some of the time- under George Bush, was destroying poor Americans and making Bush’s oil buddies rich. Now gas is a $5 a gallon permanently and the media is reporting on how all of us have ‘adjusted well’ to the change.

    Environmental scientists were proven to have falsified data and reports in order to push the “Global Warming” hoax.

    The Environmental Protection Agency produced fraudulent videos to show possible risks associated with a method of oil production known as ‘fracking’, in order to stop the production of oil.

    The media ran story after story about how 5% unemployment under George Bush was ‘the worst economy since the Great Depression.’ Now, unemployment is at 14% and we are told by the media, this is the “new norm.”

    The Labor Department fudges the unemployment figures every single time they are officially reported. How do I know? A week or two after they are released for media reporting, they are always “adjusted” and are always much worse than originally stated. That correction IS NOT reported by the media.

    The Obama Administration lied about the cost of Obamacare prior to the vote.

    The Obama Administration lied about the fact Medicare funding is significantly cut in order to fund it.

    The Obama Administration lied about the “death panels” that are in the Obamacare bill.

    The Obama Administration lied about the fact that everyone will lose their current healthcare plans under Obamacare.

    The Obama Administration lied about the fact that every citizen will be FORCED to buy health insurance FROM the GOVERNMENT.

    The Obama Administration lied about the fact that in Obamacare, the doctor will have to get permission from Washington before treating you for anything considered by the government to be “serious.”

    The Obama Administration lied about the Stimulus Bill making “shovel ready” jobs, and Obama laughed about it later.

    Democrats, liberals, progressives, socialists and communists MUST lie in order to survive. They have to lie to themselves - and especially to you.

    Democrats overwhelmingly are against voter identification prior to voting, and all voter validation after voting has taken place. Is there any doubt as to why that is?

    Democrats and liberals rarely stand up and identify themselves as to what they are - and that they hate our capitalist system, and hate our Constitution that limits government powers.

    Conservatives always admit their love for our Constitution, our liberty and the freedom of the capitalist system.

    Now you know why. Democrats are liars. They have to be or liberalism collapses.

    Tuesday, April 10, 2012

    Tomservo2 Wins His 7th NPP Event

    Multiple choice: Which girl was the most impressed with Tomservo2’s win?

    Tomservo2 made short work of a short field of twelve players to take the early lead in the 2nd Quarter standings.

    We welcome back an old friend at NPP tonight; SpartanFlash. And he returned in a big way! Good to see you Ron.

    Faldo is a little disappointed with the turnout. After all, it was a perfect night to snuggle up by the warmth of the computer monitor and play some cards with friends. But, sometimes life interrupts poker. There were some live games being hosted this evening.

    On to the action:

    21 min: A short-stacked (SS) Lump2 (12th) goes with (AK) and SpartanFlash has to call with (Ad Qd) and three diamonds are on the board by the turn.

    30 min: Eyekall (11th) two pair runs into SpartanFlash’s higher two pair.
    40 min: A SS Wingsfancurt’s (10th) loses to LittleRedElf’s (77).
    43 min: A SS Suetman123 (9th) sees her (Kh Jh) lose to Tomservo2’s (AQ).

    1st break:
    Tomservo2 5503
    SpartanFlash 3070
    Mikeniks-Faldo 2775
    T3chlady 2695
    Derf-63 1800
    ThePunk75 1423
    Absea98 707
    LittleRedElf 27

    63 min: Having lost to Derf-63’s full house at the break, LittleRedElf (8th) was a major SS when T3chlady took him out with trip sixes.

    65 min: A SS Absea98 (7th) runs into Tomservo2’s straight.
    87 min: A SS Mikeniks- Faldo (6th) loses a coin flip with (KQ) to SpartanFlash’s (TT).
    88 min: ThePunk75 (5th) with (66) cannot catch T3chlady’s (TT).
    96 min: A SS SpartanFlash (4th) goes with a pair of Nines and runs into Derf-63’s two pair..

    104 min: Derf-63 (3rd) sees his Queens over Jacks two pair lost to Tomservo2’s Aces over Jacks two pair. Ouch!

    Heads up: Tomservo2 12500 - T3chlady 5500
    105 min: Tomservo2 12500 - T3chlady 5500

    110 min: This is a back breaker! T3chlady (2nd) has to go with (Q2) and a flop and turn of [262K]. Tomservo2 has to call with (K5). A [K] hits the river! Wow ….and ouch!

    Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 7th NPP win!

    1st – Tomservo2
    2nd – T3chlady
    3rd – Derf-63
    4th – SpartanFlash
    5th – ThePunk75
    6th – Mikeniks-Faldo
    7th – Absea98
    8th – LittleRedElf
    9th – Suetman123
    10th – Wingsfancurt
    11th – Eyekall
    12th – Lump2

    The 2nd Quarter Standings and Total Point standings are on the right side of the blog!

    Sunday, April 08, 2012

    Community Card Review: Let’s See How the Democrats Like Their Wealth Being Stolen? Eh….Not So Much!

    Ah, the Democrat way.

    A long time Democrat Campaign Treasurer, Kinde Durkee, has been arrested on suspicion of fraud. No shock there. She's a Democrat.

    But in this case, she is accused of stealing $7 million from her clients, which are wealthy Democrats and Democrat donor collection organizations.

    According to the Federal Attorney’s office in Sacramento, Durkee has been at it for over a decade. She used richer people’s money to cover her own business and personal expenses. Things like her American Express bill, vacations, places to stay and to fund the employee’s pension funds at her company.

    Durkee had access to over 700 Democrat accounts and is accused of robbing them blind. She will be facing charges and will probably get a plea deal offer.

    Let’s look at what she is charged with:

    1. Using other people’s money to fund her own pet projects (sounds like the Stimulus Bill)

    2. Using other people’s money to fund specific pension funds, which means they were under-funded in the first place and will be in trouble again soon. (Sounds like the Stimulus Package and the take over of the auto companies)

    3. Stealing from people richer than herself, confiscating their wealth, and using it for her own use, to benefit herself more than anyone else (Sounds like the entire plank of the Democrat Party)

    That’s a Democrat all right. Why is it ok for Democrats to do these same acts to the people of the United States, but it is wrong for Kinde Durkee to do it to them?

    Kinde Durkee is Barack Hussein Obama. Durkee's crime was not using the Democrats and professional and amateur communist activists - who use the power of government and mob rule - to rob all citizens or their wealth, not just rich Democrats.

    Kinde Durkee is accused of using other people’s money to pay for her life.

    She is the quintessential Democrat. Pure and simple.

    For those of you in Ann Arbor, "quintessential" means she is a perfect example of a Democrat.

    Saturday, April 07, 2012

    Faldo Wins 225-Player Rise Poker Tourney


    The most important thing is to always be yourself. Always be yourself.

    Unless you can be Faldo. ALWAYS be Faldo!

    Francesca Lodo can't be Faldo, so sneaking into the NPP Lounge to be near Faldo will have to do. Lucky girl.

    At the post - tournament press conference, Faldo had this statement:

    "Faldo would like to thank all the little people who have helped Faldo get to this point - a tournament winner!

    Faldo would like to thank my coaches, my friends whom Faldo had discussed poker hands and strategy with over the years, and especially my opponents. Because after all, you can pick up knowledge thru both their good plays and bad plays over the course of playing.

    So, Faldo would like to thank each and every one of you. Faldo really would.

    But Faldo can't. Because Faldo did it all by himself." [Cue the applause track. No! The heavy applause track.]

    The tournament boiled down to this hand really. Ten person final table, six people left. Faldo sat comfortably (20 big blinds) in 5th in chips. Everyone was pretty close in chips. Only #6 was really short-stacked. The villian was in 3rd place.

    Faldo is in the big blind with (7s 5d), when the button min raises and the small blind (chip leader - 30 big blinds) calls. Faldo calls also.

    The flop is [5s 2s 9h] and the small blind checks. Faldo bets about a quarter of the pot. The button re-raises half the pot and the small blind folds.

    Now for some history. Since we sat down at this final table, this villian has folded only 3 hands out of 20 and had not raised maybe only 6 hands out of 20. He has won a few and lost a few, but he is obviously playing to win or go home.

    Well, he probably is home, but you know what I mean.

    Faldo decides that the villian has A3, A4, or a flush draw. If he has A9 or trips, then his aggressive behavior thus far earned him my suicide plunge.

    Faldo moves all-in, expecting a fold or a insta-call with a dominating hand.

    The villian calls with (Ks 2h)! Faldo's pair of fives holds on and now Faldo has the chip lead and cruises to victory.

    But who makes this call with bottom pair and only a backdoor flush draw for their tournament life at the final table with a decent stack?

    Oh, did I mention this tourney is for play chips and a seat in a money tournament we all already qualified for by making the final table?

    Hey, where is everyone going? Faldo was going to allow another press conference at
    Buffalo Wild Wings where everyone could buy Faldo some beers. Come back!

    Faldo was knocked out early in the money tourney when his (JJ) got spiked by an (AK).

    Friday, April 06, 2012

    The NPP Staff is Prepared For Any Emergency!



    No more Taco Bell burritos, Coney Joe's Chili Dogs or Buffalo Wild Wings mango-habanero wings with a Nacho on the side for Faldo!

    Well, not in the same day anyway.

    Thursday, April 05, 2012

    Douge2's Humor Corner: Too Much and Too Little Information

    A Gripping Tale

    Tim and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. 



    Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Tim became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.



    On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Dorothy to a fine restaurant.

    While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"



    Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."

    

"I see," Tim replied thoughtfully. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."


    Always Get a Second Opinion

    The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

    The bad news is that it will require castration.

    You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates a very bad headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.'

    He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.'

    Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
    'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

    Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

    Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

    Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
    'Been in the business 60 years.'

    Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

    Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
    The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.

    Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

    The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'

    Tuesday, April 03, 2012

    LittleRedElf Wins the 1st Seat in the NPP Final!

    That is correct little missy. You always have to look up to see LittleRedElf in the NPP standings.

    With his 15th NPP win, the master, LittleRedElf overtakes the leaders to steal the seat away from a host of pursuers.

    With a late rush, LittleRedElf had two wins, a second and a third in the last six tourneys! Against the NPP field, that is no small accomplishment.

    On the bright side, the rest of the league does not have to worry about Elf the rest of the season. If he is ahead of you, he doesn’t affect you at all. He already has his seat, so he can’t steal your spot – either for the last 3 seats or the total points at-large seats.

    Whew! That is a relief.

    On to the action:

    28 min: Derf-63 (13th) I was playing my hand on the other table and missed this.
    39 min: A short-stacked (SS) Sandster (12th) goes with a pair of Fours but 8thmile had a pair of Sixes.

    35 min: 8thmile (11th) runs into Suetman123’s (AA).
    51 min: ThePunk75’s (10th) title hopes are dashed as he is double-teamed by LittleRedElf and the winner, Suetma123 with (AA).

    1st break:
    Suetman123 5345
    Mikeniks-Faldo 3220
    Pre01 2710
    Tomservo2 2350
    K9isadog 1560
    LittleRedElf 1495
    T3chlady 1165
    95corolla 880
    Absea98 775

    72 min: A SS 95corolla (9th) is double-teamed by Mikeniks-Faldo and the winner Tomservo2 with two pair.

    76 min: A SS Absea98 (8th) is double-teamed by Suetman123 and the winner, Mikeniks-Faldo with a pair of Kings.

    83 min: A SS Pre01 (7th) with (A8) loses to K9isadog’s (55). Pre01 now has to see if the rest of the field can hold off LittleRedElf, who needs a 2nd place finish, or at least a 3rd if K9isadog wins it. K9isadog needs a win and a LRE 4th or lower finish. Very exciting.

    87 min: A SS Suetman123 (6th) loses to Mikeniks-Faldo’s straight.

    91 min: Tomservo2 (5th) with (AQ) cannot catch LittleRedElf’s (KK).

    97 min: LittleRedElf clinches the 1st quarter seat as a SS T3chlady (4th) is double-teamed by LittleRedElf and the winner, Mikeniks-Faldo who has a pair of Aces.

    100 min: A dejected K9isadog (3rd) goes with his pair of Nines (98) and a flop with a [9] in it. But LittleRedElf has (Q9). Ouch!

    Heads up: Mikeniks-Faldo 10500 - LittleRedElf 9000
    105 min: Mikeniks-Faldo 12500 - LittleRedElf 7000
    110 min: Mikeniks-Faldo 15300 - LittleRedElf 3200

    2nd break;
    115 min: Mikeniks-Faldo 10900 - LittleRedElf 8600

    Right back where we started as Faldo’s trips are beat by a LRE flush. Faldo can feel the cards and momentum swing right there.

    122 min: There is a raise and a call and a flop of [8s6hTs]. Faldo bets with (A6) and gets re-raised all-in by LittleRedElf with (As 9s). Faldo thinks for a while and folds the leading hand, and LRE’s over-card counterfeited. We will never know the outcome of this hand, but based on the next one, but Faldo would have rather made his stand here. Faldo is now 2nd in chips.

    124 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (2nd) has to go with (A7) and a flop of [689]. Faldo moves all in really expecting a fold, but LittleRedElf calls with (A9). A reverse of the 122 minute hand as LRE has the pair and Faldo has the draw. Faldo’s over-card is of course counterfeited and Faldo don’t get the straight either.

    Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 15th NPP win and on clinching the 1st seat in the NPP Finals!

    1st – LittleRedElf
    2nd – Mikeniks-Faldo
    3rd – K9isadog
    4th – T3chlady
    5th – Tomservo2
    6th – Suetman123
    7th – Pre01
    8th – Absea98
    9th – 95corolla
    10th – ThePunk75
    11th – 8thmile
    12th – Sanster89
    13th – Derf-63

    The total point standings are on the right side of the blog!

    Sunday, April 01, 2012

    Douge2’s Birthday Bash a Success – Faldo Finishes 5th in Douge2’s Tourney

    It was a great Man’s Night Out Party for Douge2’s ‘29th’ birthday. Held at the Brookside Golf Club, the view out the window of the banquet room showed us wild turkeys and dozens of deer wandering around the fairways. A beautiful site!

    As you can see, Julia Georges was looking at nature as well.

    The menu was a nearly all venison spread, including;
    Deerballs
    Fawn in a bacon wrap
    Sloppy Does
    White Tail Bruchetta

    Along with chips, dips, salsa, beans, cole slaw, and I know I am leaving out some stuff. Brownies and Killians Red was for dessert. Well, the Killians was dessert for Faldo all night.

    Douge2 was still one of the four remaining (even with a bounty on his head!) when Faldo got (AQ) in the big blind and an [A] flopped. I moved in and was called by the small blind who slow played (AK).

    I slow play and I get a set shoved up my nose – and no, not Julia’s set either.

    A good time was had by all. Here is hoping Douge2 will fill in the blanks after Faldo headed out to go home and burn every Ace and Queen in all his decks of cards.

    Friday, March 30, 2012

    The #6 Cigar in the USA – CAO


    “One cigar company that has helped to raise the level of awareness and has helped to maintain the popularity of cigar smoking is the Cao Cigar Company.

    History

    The Cao Cigar Company is headquartered in Nashville, Tennessee. The company was founded by an Armenian Turk by the name of Cano Ozgener. Mr. Ozgener had a great passion for a good cigar. The company derives its name, CAO, from the initials of its founder, Cano A. Ozgener.

    Their first cigar brand was called Casa de Manuel. Business did not fare well and leadership decided to retreat to the safety of manufacturing pipes and humidors.

    Eventually, when cigar smoking hit its stride in sales, the Cao Cigar Company ventured back into the cigar market and became successful with their introduction of their version of the maduro.

    The Cao Cigar Company manufactures and distributes several distinctive lines of cigars.

    The particular brands of cigars manufactured by the Cao Cigar Company include the Gold, Double Maduro, Creole, Brasilia, and three separate versions of the L’Anniversaire. Those brands include the Maduro, eXtreme and Cameroon. Also, through expansion, other companies have been added the Cao cigar business family.

    Two Cigar Lines
    Two specific Cao Cigar lines are the Brazilia and the CAO Gold. Each of these cigars is distinctive in their own right and offers a unique smoking experience for the cigar lover.

    The CAO Brazilia is a blend of tobacco leafs that utilizes a deep Brazilian wrapper that enfolds an excellent tobacco from the country of Nicaragua. The opportunity of smoking this Cao Cigar can be best described by using the language of sweetness coupled with a wonderful blend of spiciness. This robust flavor provides a wonderful cigar smoking experience.

    Another line of Cao Cigar is the CAO Gold. This special cigar uses a wrapper grown in Ecuador and, in addition to a fine smoking encounter, provides visual appeal to the eyes through a finely crafted cigar. Indulging in this rich pleasure will provide a taste that is even, smooth and provides a hint of a nutty-like flavor.” - Hat tip to Refresh Articles for this report.

    Now for Faldo’s two cents: Not so much. Not a fan.

    The tobaccos used in CAO’s come from Honduras or Nicaragua and are a little harsh for Faldo’s taste. Most are a medium to full bodied strength.

    Faldo tried the CAO Gold a few times (different boxes), which are supposed to be “mild to medium” and Faldo found them to burn a little hot and have a bite near the end.

    But CAO is #6 cigar in the nation for a reason. The top Five Faldo agrees with. Number 6, not so much.