Monday, December 26, 2011

A Christmas Present to Faldo - Nice!

From my daughter-in-law! Way to pick em' son!


Four putt said...

Very nice gift!

Cigar4John said...

What 4-putt said goes 4 me also.

Woody Stiffens said...

Let's cut to the chase and face reality:

1) Faldo is weak and is looking for a way to justify his failure in raising a son foolish enough to get married.

2) Faldo is weak by proclaiming that a gift from a female is "awesome". As a result the USA will suffer from the fall out of a female thinking that she did a task well enough to earn the approval of one of this world's most respected man-pigs.
Other nations will become emboldened knowing that Faldo is weak and can be won over and fooled by a photoshopped image taped over a piece of cardboard.

3). Faldo is weak (some will say he is the Fredo of the Corleone family) by pretending to be a friend of the second amendment in light of his inability to hit a pistol target without a ceiling tile falling and scratching it.

4) Faldo is weak and is now in a position to accept next year's Christmas gift of an apron with an elf on the front of it.

Bigbrimar said...

Happy New year to all at NPP!!
And you too 4Putt.

Nik Faldo said...

I have been accused of being a male chauvinist in the past. But it is a new year. Faldo is looking to improve.

I know I have stated - for the record - that women:
Should not vote,
Should not wear pants,
Should not smoke,
Should speak only when spoken to,
and should never have more than one article of clothing on their torso.

But I have seen the error of my ways. Faldo now declares:
Women may speak first - but only to ask what they can get for their man.

So let it be written - so let it be done.