Thursday, September 28, 2017

LittleRedElf Wins 6th and Tomservo2 Wins 9th of 2017

NPP waitress brings refreshments to the winners
Well two of the winning most players in NPP history are at it again.

LittleRedElf jumps into the 4th quarter race as we all knew he would.

2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Meanwhile, already Finals seat-clinched Tomservo2 continues his quest to be 'the most wins in a season' player. He needs only 3 more and Faldo would not bet against him.

2nd - KingBing420
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Absea98

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 37th NPP win!
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 30th NPP win!

Now for a little humor:

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I
have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful
to me?”

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've
been unfaithful to you on three occasions during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never
suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'

 Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the
mortgage. Do you remember that evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you
for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

 Martha asked, "Do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

 "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of
course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for
president of your golf club, and you needed 53 more votes?”

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