Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Douge2 Wins Two in a Row - #5 and #6!

Douge2 wins two! These two.
Douge2 wins two in a row to take the lead in the 4th quarter. Let's see who he vanquished in the fields of 12 and 11 players respectively:

2nd - Techlady
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - Absea98

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - Techlady

It is quite clear that it will be another exciting finish to the 2017 NPP season.

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 27th and 28th NPP wins!

Now some more humor from Douge2:

The  Sneeze    
A  man and a woman were  sitting beside each other in the  first class section of an  airplane.

The woman  sneezed, took out a tissue, gently  wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few  minutes  later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue,  wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once  more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the  man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As  before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable  to  restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman  and said, "I  couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.  Are you OK?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;  whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.

"I have never  heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking  anything for it?"

The woman nodded,   "Pepper."

 And then there is this data report:

September 2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists Discovered
Hemorrhoid Cases
Enlarged Prostates
Breast Implants
Natural Blondes


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