Thursday, April 06, 2017

KingBing420 Wins for the 3rd Time in 2017

Phil Ivey has got nothin on KingBing420.
KingBing420 is figuring it out obviously and is in serious contention to clinch a seat in the second quarter. But there is plenty of time for all players to get back in contention. See you at the virtual tables on on Tuesday night.

2nd - Absea98
3rd - Douge2
4th - T3chlady
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulation to KingBing420 on her 8th NPP win.

Now an NPP moment of Zen:

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.

The journey of 1,000 miles starts begins with.....a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that is the time to do it.

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you are not getting any.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple car payments.

Before you criticize anyone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

Don't worry. It is only kinky the first time.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither of them work.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

We are born naked, wet and hungry and get slapped in the ass. Then things get worse.

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