Thursday, February 16, 2017

LittleRedElf Wins for the 2nd Time in 2017

LRE wins two and they fight over who's first.
There is a pattern developing this year at NPP it seems - repeat winners mostly. That should tell you that poker is a game of skill and not luck.

Luckily for Faldo......he has neither.

LittleRedElf wins for the 2nd time against a field of thirteen.

2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
4th - GMOgolf
Bubble - No idea as the PokerStars records department broke and Faldo had to manually figure out the standings.

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 33rd NPP win and he regains the top square on the NPP Walk of Fame!

Now for a Manhood Test:

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A: lovemaking
B: screwing
C: Hiding the salami in the bread box

2. You should only make love to a woman for the first time only after you have shared:
A: Your views of what is expected from a sexual relationship.
B: Your blood test results.
C: Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
A: your partner goes first
B: You both climax together
C: You don't miss Sports Center

4. Passionate and spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A: Healthy creative lovemaking
B: Not the sort of thing your woman would agree to
C: Not the sort of thing your woman better find out about.

5. Your woman tells you she gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her;
A: you never even noticed.
B: It doesn't matter to you
C: that's a conservative estimate

6. You think a sensitive, caring man is a:
A: myth
B: an oxymoron
C: gay

7. Foreplay is to sex as:
A: Appetizer for the entree
B: Primer to the paint
C: A long line just to get a short ride in an amusement park.

8. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masterbate;
A: Probably needs more time before she can cope with that level of intimacy
B: Is uptight and a waste of time
C: Should not have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

If you answered A more than 3 twice, your testicles no longer work.
If you answered B more than 3 times, your testicles are slowing down.
If you answered C more than 5 times, YOU DA MAN!

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