Thursday, February 02, 2017

Derf-63 Wins for the 1st Time in 2017 - T3chlady Tourney Date Set

Gemma Atkinson is floored by Derf-63's poker skills.
Derf-63 beat back a field of 12 for his 1st win of the year. Derf is no stranger to the top platform at NPP. It looks like the same suspects, so far this year, were 'hanging around' the Winners Circle trying to step in - before access was denied.

2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
4th - KingBing420
Bubble - Tomservo2 (still on fire!)

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 30th NPP win!

And congratulations to Douge2 for qualifying for the Poker Stars Billion Chip tournament this Sunday!

Now for a live tournament update:
T3chlady (Jean) is going to hold a poker tournament at her place on Sunday February 19th at 2pm. 
Buy in will be $40. 
Please RSVP ASAP. 
If you do not have T3's contact information, please contact Faldo either in the comment section below or the npokerp at yahoo email address and Faldo will take care of the rest.

Now from the Douge2 joke collection:
The Jewish Quarterback
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm.
He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
I've got to get this guy!", the Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the United States and teaches him the great game of football...and the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom", he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl !"
I don't want to talk to you", his mother said. "You are not my son!"
I don't think you understand, mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!", his Mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" 
The mother pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago.


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