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| LRE and Douge2's fans are cheering too hard. |
Douge2's pointing victims:
2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - T3chlady
4th - GMOgolf
Bubble - 95corolla
And LittleRedElf's pointing victims:
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - T3chlady
4th - GMOgolf
Bubble - Douge2
Congratulations to Douge2 on his 30th NPP win!
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 39th NPP win!
Ok, so what does Faldo want to talk about today? How about a couple of Faldo's philosophical observations?"
Looking back over Faldo's 6+
decades of life, Faldo spent close to 90% of earnings on booze, softball, hockey, golf, fishing, chess, poker, and women.
The rest of the money Faldo just wasted.
Faldo's last three rules to
live by:
1) If it flies, floats, or f--ks, it's cheaper to rent it!
2) If it's got tits or tires, you're gonna have problems with it.
3) In the poker game of life, women are the rake.
Also this just came into the NPP helpful hints for women email:
Dear Faldo,
I want to get my boob size increased to two or three sizes bigger than they currently are. I want to do this to spice up my husband and my love life. Things seemed to have slowed down and he seemed to have lost interest. Enclosed is a picture of me and you can see that I am pretty, but my boobs are just not very big.
The problem is we are not financially well off and the cost of the surgery is more than we can afford at this time.
Do you know of an inexpensive way to make my boobs bigger in order to get my husband revved up again? Thank you!
Signed, Wanting Sex Again With Hubby
Dear Wanting,
You are indeed a very pretty lady. You should be able to get your boobs at least that size bigger you wanted, and I suspect even bigger! You can also do this very inexpensively and it will be much Much safer than surgery.
Simply rub toilet paper between your breasts 5 to 6 times a day. Your breasts will slowly start getting bigger and bigger, until they are the size you desire.
That is all there should be to it.
From your picture, this method seems to have had the exact same effect on your butt.
Glad to help out.
Signed,
Faldo
2 comments:
We are blessed that Mr. Faldo takes the time to share his wisdom with all of us.
We are also blessed that Faldo's caregiver keeps him on his meds.
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