Thursday, November 16, 2017

Faldo Wins to Qualify for the Tournament of Champions

Women are always happier doing what they are born to do.
The elite poker players of NPP allowed an interloper to qualify for the Tournament of Champions.

This is similar to allowing a 22-handicap Monday night golf league golfer qualify for the Masters.
Faldo wins a tournament - which means Hell froze over or ....Bigbrimar bought a beer on the golf course.....or Beerhog had a drive hit the fairway.

Notice Faldo did not say it stayed on the fairway, just that it hit the fairway.

2nd - GMOGolf
3rd - Rachael0388
Bubble - Absea98

Now for some divine intervention:



Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.
As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, “Don’t despair. – Sister Barbara,” on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man’s attention and tossed it out the window to him.
The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. “What’s this?” she asked.
“That’s the $8,000 you have coming Sister,” he replied. “Don’t Despair paid 80-to-1.”

1 comment:

bigbrimar said...

Hey, I resemble that remark.