Wednesday, June 22, 2016

KingBing420 Wins for the 2nd Time in 2016

KingBing420 derailed the rest of the field!
She beat a field of fourteen and takes the early lead in the 3rd quarter for the 3rd seat in the NPP Finals.

Mikeniks-Faldo got a run of cards late to scoot him into 2nd spot this evening - after losing a hard fought battle to Bing heads up. But with his 2nd place points - he takes the Total Points lead away from T3chlady - who is off doing poker battle in a little known place called - Las Vegas.

3rd - Absea98
4th - Johnnied55
Bubble - Derf-63

Congratulations to KingBing420 for her 5th NPP win!

A return of Just for Men jokes (shocker I know):

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. The woman should open the beer before delivering it to the man.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink when doing dishes.

How do you know when a woman is finally going to say something smart?
The sentence starts off with "A man once told me......"

What is the best make of watch to buy a woman?
None. There is a clock on the stove. She doesn't need a watch.

What do you call a woman who has 95% of her intellegence?
Divorced.

Scientists discovered the food that destroys a woman's sex drive.
It's called wedding cake.

My wife and I's last fight was all my fault.
She asked me what was on TV - and I said "dust".

God created man and rested.
Then God created woman - and neither God or man has rested since.

A man put an ad in the paper that said "Wife wanted".
He got thousands of replies all saying the same thing - "Take mine!"

Why are women's wedding dresses white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Now some of you might think that this a childish list put on this site by a sore loser who lost to a woman in heads up poker play.........But, ......well........er...........ummmmmm..........Faldo's got to go.....ummm..... change the oil in his car.........yeah, that's it....change the oil.

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