Friday, September 07, 2007

Nik Faldo Poker - Gambling Stories

Story #1 - Best laydown ever:
NPP game: Someone had called Omaha High only. I looked in my hand and had KKQT double suited. I bet and was raised by The Wall. Only one other player called, Black Bart.
The flop was [AAK] but none of my suit. I bet and The Wall raised and Bart folded.
I turned over my KK and told the Wall to take the pot as "you have AK and I am not going to draw against a made hand", doing my best Michael McDermitt impression. The Wall indeed showed his AK. That good a calling of the hand is actually a Negreanu-Herbavor impression.

Story #2 - Worst call:
NPP game: The only natural Royal Flush I ever got was in a 7-stud Deuces Wild hand. I hit the Spade Royal on 6th street and bet and raised, and re-reraised against Tolly. He had 3 eights visible. I knew he had 5 eights already. But I bet and called anyway as I just could not throw it into the muck.

Story #3 - Worst ignoring of a 'feeling':
Soaring Eagle Casino: I had just finished a 10 hour session of cards
and had turned an early -$380 into a
+$160 and was heading to the buffet with my comp.
As I was passing the craps table - literally the hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I heard my little voice say "DOUBLE FOURS!". I stop and there was a slight delay at the table as a could people got chips and made change. I reached for the new c-note I had in my pocket and had it half way to the felt when I stopped! I said to the little voice - "I just worked 10 hours for this and I am not throwing it on this craps table!"
The very next roll: 44

Story #4 - Second worse ignoring of a 'feeling':
Very Early NPP: We were playing the long time favorite 5-stud Hi/Lo with 3 buys. The pots always got huge as everyone who didn't have a hand bought to make one. Folding was out of the question as we literally counted the number of players seated to determine how many buys we could get without re-shuffling.
I had the A-high club flush and a 6 low. The pot was HUGE. I was the dealer. When the final buy round got to me, I knew I had the two visible 7 lows beat. There were a couple of all-most for sure full houses out there for high. That tingling started on the neck. I knew the next card in the deck was the 2 of clubs to give me the A-5 straight flush. I just knew it!
It actually occurred to me that the guys might thought I cheated if I threw away a lock 6-low to chase the near impossible. But I had not seen the 2 of clubs hit the board and I just 'KNEW" the next card was the miracle card of the three still in the deck.

I calmly said, "I don't buy", took my my half of the pot and peeked. The 2 of clubs was there!!!

And now you know why I never get cards in my own game anymore. I pooped on the card Gods that night. - Nik Faldo

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kevins in on sub come on mike you r 2, I already ordered it.........3 footer

responses please........

Anonymous said...

I don't remember all the specifics but several years ago I was involved in a looong game of jacks or better trips to win with Boother and 4 other guys. I was dealer and after growing a huuuge pot (for us at the time huge, I bet in reality it was $80 to $100). I was the dealer and dealt myself three 3's and two 5's! I proudly took no cards on the draw and was ready to rake it in! After draws I ended up with the WORST hand, there was a four of a kind and a either a straight flush or two or three better full houses all at once.
Matchy
PS I will chip in some dough for food if sub is not a code word for something else Tolly!

Anonymous said...

i was drunk and did a fat chick! end of story.

beerhog

Nik Faldo said...

My stories were a little fuller of details, Beerhog.

Anonymous said...

o.k.

i was REALLY drunk and horny. does that help? i know you can tell the same story!

beerhog

Anonymous said...

I remember one time when Nik played on PokerStars and did not claim that they were "out to get him".

That was awesome.

Anonymous said...

I remember one time when Tolly played at PokerStars and did not get his chat privileges revoked.

That was awesome.

Anonymous said...

I remember one time when Herbavor folded before seeing the flop during Texas Hold 'Em.

That was awesome.

Anonymous said...

I remember one time when Beerhog played poker and did not drink way too much beer.

That was not awesome because that never happened.

Nik Faldo said...

I remember when 4Putt actually played a hand of poker. That was awesome. But the memory is fading since it was so long ago.

Anonymous said...

I came in 2nd in an online PS SNG just last week.

Nik Faldo said...

Quit bragging and fix the calendar.
Add Beerhog's game on the 15th.

Anonymous said...

fourputt. you were playing in a heads up match......

beerhog

Anonymous said...

Listen to the Mac

Anonymous said...

I'd rather not listen to Fleetwood Mac - those Bill Clinton suck-ups.

Remember when Bill and Hillary danced to their song "Don't Stop Believing".

acccccckkkk!

Anonymous said...

I agree with fourputt to an extent about fleetwood mac and the whole clinton thing, I DO REMEMBER THAT, TURNED ME OFF BIG TIME, but us conservatives need to fight the good fight like this rocking band once sang, give a listen


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLB5xaj3jM&mode=related&search=

Anonymous said...

Amen Tolly.

I'd take Rush over Fleetwood Mac anytime.

"Exit the warrior, today's Tom Sawyer....."

Whoever posted that Fleetwood Mac link is not welcome at any NPP or Beerhog event.

Anonymous said...

saturday game

in: tolly
faldo
747
matchy
beerhog
newbie
rider (probably)

out: boother

game is on! herb,nick,larry,anyone,bueller

Anonymous said...

hey 4putt that was Triumph the other canadian band this is the ultimate Rush best they ever had

1976- 2112

put on the headphones and enjoy, THE BEST FRICKIN AWESOME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm08ZO9fZqw&mode=related&search=

Nik Faldo said...

Larry P. is in. Coming to my house to follow me to Beerhogs.