Absea98 Wins for the 1st Time in 2018, Tomservo2 Wins 2nd Qtr Seat, and LittleRedElf Cashes in the WSOP!

All the NPP groupies are floored by the poker talents of Absea, Tom and the Elf!

What an exciting week for NPP!
Absea98 continues to lead the Total Points List for a seat in the NPP Finals and this win certainly helped!
2nd - GMOgolf
3rd - T3chlady
Bubble - Hlam142015

Congratulations toAbsea98 on his 18th NPP victory.

With the Absea98 win, that left Tomservo2 the leader at the end of the 2nd quarter, giving him the 2nd seat in the NPP final, joining Rjmech as a finalist.

Congratulations to Tomservo2 for once again making an NPP Final!

And that brings us to our NPP World Series of Poker representative - LittleRedElf. "Dave" was kind enough to send Faldo some day be day updates. So here they are with no input from Faldo. Thanks LittleRedElf for the stories from Las Vegas and the WSOP live and in person.

WSOP Event 14 – HORSE

Knocked out in the 10^th hour of play to finish 306^th.

Daily Deep Stack Event

Finished 76^th of 804 and won $445

Senior Event – 20K initial stack.

4 hours = 33K

8 hours = 31K, with the average stack 40K

Out at the end of the day when a QQQJJ full house lost to a straight flush!

Daily Tourney – Cashed!

Super Senior WSOP Event

25.5K chips at first break

46K at second break

43K at dinner break

60.7K at 4^th break

End of day – 85.5K in the bag after 10 hours of play. 2,650 entries and 850 remain. Average chip stack is 62K. They are paying 398 places.

Dan Harrington, who won the main event in 1995, sat down at a table next to me and got knocked out after 3 hours, re-bought and was gone two hours later!

Men “the Master” Nguyen sat down at our table after a re-buy and was gone after 20 minutes.

Day 2 – 12 hours in - 123K in chips

In the money now! – 209K

Dinner break – 196K – there are 294 people left and the average stack is 180K.

After 18 hours of play – 337K, with 196 people left and the average stack is 227K.

After 20 hours of play at the end of Day 2 – 232K chips and there are 120 players left and the average stack is 442K.

After 22 hours, finished in 92^nd place and won $2816. My QQ ran into AA.

When my table broke yesterday, pro Barry Greenstein was not having a good tournament. He made a move and his hand lost. Then he went all in with 10 – 3 offsuit and lost to be eliminated. He did not autograph a book for the winner, which he normally does.

CometGirlXO Wins for the 4th Time in 2019!

Bo Jackson has nothing on CometGirlXO for being a "player"!

CometgirlXO wanted everyone to know she is here to win the 2nd Quarter Seat in the NPP finals with her victory!:
2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to CometgirlXO on her 4th NPP win and moving up the WalkofFame!

Mikeniks-Faldo won the week before when everyone else said let the ribbon clerk cash and PokerStars agreed to the fix.
2nd - KingUnix
3rd - CometgirlXO
4th - Derf-63
Bubble - GMOGolf

The final round of the 2nd Quarter is this Tuesday. Nobody miss the exciting conclusion!

Then Faldo did a test to test a liberal claim in the media, and by Democrat politicians - because the media ordered them to say it.

Don't tell me you did not know that the liberal main stream media give the Democrats their talking points. Wake up if you didn't.

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my full size 12 Gauge shotgun right in the doorway.  I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.  It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. 

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. 

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. 

 Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.  I hear they're making people fat.

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On that note, when Faldo is sent to a reeducation camp will he be allowed to play golf and poker?

Tomservo2 Wins Two in a Row! Then LittleRedElf Breaks the Streak

That is Tom, Elf and RJ on the left. The rest of the NPP field on the right.

Tomservo2, serving notice that he is in the 2nd quarter seat race for keeps, wins two in a row, for his 3rd win this year.
2nd - Hlam142015
3rd - Rjmech
Bubble - T3chlady

Then, LittleRedElf wanted to remind everyone that he wants that seat also, so he wins for his 3rd time this year.
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Theedouble'd
4th - Rjmech
Bubble - Tigercub8189

Congratulations to Tomsevo2 on his 40th NPP victory.
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 49th NPP victory.

And now from the continuing saga of married man life in America:

Husband and Wife play "Best Ball" 

Due to some constant nagging by his wife, a husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot Tournament at their golf club.

He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway.

Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."

The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and spent the full three minutes looking for the ball.

He found it just in time, but in a horrible position. He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in.

His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.

He took the ball out of the hole and while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole".

To which she replied, "Listen stupid, don't bitch at me. Only two of those five shots were mine."

Meanwhile, Faldo came home from golfing today.

 The wife had left a note on the refrigerator:

 "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with our daughter!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...

What the hell is she talking about?

 

LittleRedElf and Tomservo2 Both Win for the 2nd Time in 2019

No buts about it, the NPP cheerleaders love The Elf and Tonservo2!

The 2nd quarter is heating up as two perennial All-Stars and NPP qualifiers step up in the last two rounds:

1st - LittleRedElf
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - hlam142015
4th - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf

1st - Tomservo2
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - CometGirlXO
Bubble - KingUnix

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 48th NPP victory.
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 39th NPP victory.

Now a love story:

Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta .  It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over.  Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.

She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind."

So Sandra, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the ice to the cove.

When she got home with the items she said, "Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store.  Why didn't you just give me some money?"

Alan replied, "Well, Sandra, I didn't want to send you out there with any cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was."

A love story like this almost brings tears to your eyes........