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| That is Tom, Elf and RJ on the left. The rest of the NPP field on the right. |
2nd - Hlam142015
3rd - Rjmech
Bubble - T3chlady
Then, LittleRedElf wanted to remind everyone that he wants that seat also, so he wins for his 3rd time this year.
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Theedouble'd
4th - Rjmech
Bubble - Tigercub8189
Congratulations to Tomsevo2 on his 40th NPP victory.
Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 49th NPP victory.
And now from the continuing saga of married man life in America:
Husband and Wife play "Best Ball"
Due to some constant nagging by his wife, a
husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot Tournament at
their golf club.
He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway.
Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."
The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and spent the full three minutes looking for the ball.
He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway.
Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere around there will be fine."
The wife proceeded to shank the ball deep into the woods. Undaunted, the husband said "That's OK, Sweetheart" and spent the full three minutes looking for the ball.
He found it just in time, but in a horrible
position. He played the shot of his life to get the ball within two feet of the
hole. He told his wife to knock the ball in.
His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.
He took the ball out of the hole and while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole".
To which she replied, "Listen stupid, don't bitch at me. Only two of those five shots were mine."
His wife then proceeded to knock the ball off the green and into a bunker. Still maintaining composure, the husband summoned all of his skill and holed the shot from the bunker.
He took the ball out of the hole and while walking off the green, put his arm around his wife and calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey five and that's OK, but I think we can do better on the next hole".
To which she replied, "Listen stupid, don't bitch at me. Only two of those five shots were mine."
Meanwhile, Faldo came home from
golfing today.
The wife had left a note on the refrigerator:
"IT'S
NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with our daughter!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer
was cold...
What the hell is she talking about?
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