45 Things Women Have to Know About Men

Remember ladies, we can't help it. In the genes and jeans.

by Chuck Henderson

 

1. You Gotta Stay Away From His Internet Search History

You can’t handle it. It’s more or less the same for every guy, so don’t think he’s a perv or anything. But if you go browsing where he’s been, you’ll regret it. There are some things you can’t unsee.

2. You Can’t Change Him

I know that you know this intellectually, but on some level, you may still think you can pull it off. You can’t. And if you do manage to get it done, he’ll figure it out and resent you for it. Love him the way he is or not at all.

3. You Should NOT Take It Personally When He Checks Out Other Women

Unless he’s leering and drooling, just let it slide. It’s a reflex and he can’t help it. Just let it slide.

4. Never Criticize His Mother

If he wants to do it, and you commiserate with him, that’s fine. But if you’re the one who brings it up, watch the fuck out. Odds are, there are qualities she has that he sees in you, so try to figure out what those are and relate to her on that level.

5. You Have To Let Shit Go

You’ll have a lot of fights over the course of the relationship, but when they’re over, they really need to be over. Throwing old arguments back in his face will lead to loss of trust and ultimately change how he feels about you.

6. Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want To Know The Answers To

Hey, he’s got a history and so do you. If you love him for who he is now, don’t worry so much about the steps he took to get there.

7. You Can’t Bombard Him The Second He Walks In The Door

He knows you want to talk about what that bitch said to you at work today or your plans to redecorate the bedroom, but for god’s sake, let him have a beer and stare at the TV for at least half an hour first.

8. Withholding Sex Is A Dangerous Game

I don’t care how mad you are at him, if you cut him off for an extended period of time, what happens next is on you.

9. He Wants To Bang Your Friends

I’m not saying he’ll do it, but he wants to. Don’t take it personally—he’s wanted to bang 90% of all the women he’s ever met. It’s really not that big a deal. Let him know you know and watch how red he gets.

10. He Wants You To Seduce Him

Yes, he probably likes sex more than you do, but you want him to be happy, right? Don’t wait for him to instigate every time. Surprise him every once in a while.

11. He Notices When You Don’t Wear The Jewelry He Bought You

If you don’t like it, for Christ’s sake, say so and let him try again. It seems ungrateful when you wear it once and then he never sees it again.

12. He Wants You To Need Him

Sure, you’re an independent lady and he likes that. But he also wants to feel useful. So let him change a light bulb and open pickle jars for you. It boosts his self-esteem.

13. You’ve Got To Watch Your Weight

Oh shit, did I really say that? Well, it’s true. Just because you landed him doesn’t mean you can eat whatever you want and stop going to the gym (and to be fair, neither can he).

14. If You’ve Been Living Together For Longer Than Three Years, He’s Not Going To Marry You

At that point, he already considers himself married, and the idea of a wedding is more of a hassle than the special day it is to you. You can try to force him into it if you want, but…

15. Ultimatums Do NOT Work

Any time you try to force a guy to do anything, he WILL resent you for it. Try an honest talk about how you feel and what you want out of the relationship before you give him an “either/or.”

16. He Wants Kids

It’s hardwired into his DNA. No matter what he says when he’s in his twenties, when he gets a little older, he’s going to want a legacy to leave behind. But please make sure he’s ready before you stop taking your birth control.

17. He Knows When You’re Lying To Him

He might not even be sure what you’re lying about, but he knows when you’re not being honest. Better come clean, or his head will fill up with worst-case scenarios.

18. He Wants You To Like What He Likes

Whether it’s movies, sports or hobbies, he wants you to enjoy those things with him. Even if it’s not your thing, try to have fun with the fact that it makes him happy.

19. He Thought You Looked Good In That First Outfit

The more you change clothes before you go out, the more impatient he gets. After the second one, he doesn’t care anymore. Just pick one and let’s go!

20. You Should Always Take His Side

Within reason. But if he’s involved in some kind of debate and you take sides against him in public, he will never forgive you.

21. He Wants You To Expose Him To New Things

He wants to feel like you’re bringing something extra into his life, so tell him about your favorite authors, philosophers, whatever. If you help him grow as a person, he’ll always be grateful to you for it.

22. You Need To Tell Him Exactly What You Want

Don’t make him guess, because he’ll pick wrong. And don’t be vague about it either. If you want something, just say it straight out. Odds are, he’ll give it to you.

23. He Hates That Short Haircut

Very few women can pull off that pixie hairdo (although the ones that can do it beautifully). He likes your hair long, so don’t go chopping it all off without running it by him first. How would you feel if he got a Mohawk or grew a rattail?

24. He Wants You By His Side

If you abandon him at parties and go talk to your friends while he talks to his, you’re not giving him that level of completion he wants in a partner. Sure, you can branch out now and then, but he wants you to work as a duo.

25. You Should Never Flirt With His Friend

I know I said earlier that he wants to bang your friends, so this might seem like a double standard, but it’s true. He’ll think you’re fucking with him—or worse, that you’re actually attracted to one of his buddies. Don’t risk ruining his friendships or there will be bad times ahead.

26. He Wants You To Be His Muse

Behind every great man is a great woman. And of course you can have your own hopes and dreams, but he needs you help and inspire him to achieve his.

27. Whatever It Is  You Want In Bed, He WILL Do It

Don’t be embarrassed to ask for it. Whatever your sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it’s PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head.

28. He Needs To Lean On You Sometimes

Most of us are pretty good at shouldering our burdens, but every so often, they get too heavy. But don’t sit him down and make him talk about his feelings—that’s YOUR thing. Just do some little things for him to pick up his slack when he’s overwhelmed.

29. Save The Big Piece Of Chicken For Him

He works hard, he doesn’t complain much. He deserves it (thanks to Chris Rock for that one).

30. Don’t EVER Emasculate Him

Even if you’re just joking. I promise you, he won’t think it’s funny. And if you do it during a fight, your relationship might never recover.

31. He Doesn’t Want To Hear About Your Sexual Past

If you feel the need to give him a number, fine, but don’t get into what you did with whom, no matter how much he asks. I promise you, he doesn’t want to know.

32. He Wants To Be The Best Lover You’ve Ever Had

And if he’s the love of your life, he probably is. But if he’s not, just lie to him.

33. If He Cheats On You Once, He’ll Do It Again

Even if he apologizes and honestly regrets it, if you let him get away with it, it WILL happen again.

34. You Should Let Him Open Doors For You

It’s great that you’re all liberated and shit, but being a gentleman never goes out of style. Let him do those little things and it will make him love you more.

35. You Need To Be His Moral Compass

He looks to his woman to keep him in check. Make sure he always does the right thing.

36. You Should Let Him Win Sometimes

Men hate it when you’re better at them at what they love. He has a fragile ego, and sorry, but you need you to cater to it sometimes. If you throw a game and he gloats, though, all bets are off.

37. If You Make Him Watch A Chick Flick, At Least Give Him A Blowjob Afterwards

Seriously, those things are painful. You have no idea how much we hate them. If he made it through the whole thing without complaining, reward him. And if it was one of the SEX & THE CITY movies, you owe him either anal or a threesome. Your choice.

38. Speaking Of Threesomes… He Will NEVER Stop Trying

It doesn’t mean you’re not enough for him, it’s just that it’s the ultimate male fantasy. I’m not saying you ever have to cave in (it’s probably best if you don’t). But just tolerate his attempts to make it happen. He can’t help himself.

39. He Needs Quiet Sometimes

You don’t have to fill the silence with pointless chatter and small talk. If you’re comfortable together, you should be able to just shut the fuck up every once in a while.

40. You Should Compliment Him More

Hey, women aren’t the only ones who like compliments. Tell him he looks good, tell him he’s smart, whatever. He needs to hear that shit every once in a while.

41. You Don’t Always Have To Be Right

Hey, if it’s worth it, then just dig your heels in and fight to your dying breath. But sometimes, he just wants his opinion validated and you don’t have to contradict him just because you see things differently.

42. Make Sure You Look Just As Good When You Go Out With Him As When You Go Out With The Girls

We all get lazy after a while when we don’t have to impress anyone anymore. But if you’re all sweats and T-shirts when it’s just the two of you and you’re smoking hot when you’re going out without him, he’s going to wonder who you’re doing that for.

43. He’s Not Your Dad

For all you princesses out there. Yes, he’s supposed to take care of you, but it’s not in the same way. You’re a grown woman, for Christ’s sake. Learn the difference between a father and a partner.

44. You’re Not His Mother

If you’re always picking up after him and washing his dishes, he’s got some growing up to do. Don’t play into his Freudian fantasy.

45. He’s Not As Complicated As You Are

Don’t go thinking that means you’re deeper than he is, though. Or smarter. He just likes to keep it simple. If you can understand and appreciate that, you might end up complimenting each other very well.

Theedouble*d Wins for the 2nd Time (already) in 2015

Angie Harmon waits for Theedouble*d on the NPP yacht.

Theedouble*d takes control of the league lead by being the first player to win two tournaments this year.

But folks, it is still early in the season and the 1^st Quarter. There is plenty of time to get in the running for a seat in the NPP Finals!

On to the action:

4 min: ThePunk75 (17^th)

12 min: Tatted Eagle (16^th)

22 min: Douge2 (15^th)

35 min: NixiPixie (14^th)

38 min: T3chlady (13^th)

42 min: Sanster89 (12^th)

50 min: Derf-63 (11^th)

55 min: TooBIGAKQ (10^th)

60 min: Tomservo2 (9^th) has (AK) and loses the coin flip to Theedouble*d’s (44).

70 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (8^th) sees his (QQ) lose the coin flip to Sirgash’s (AK) with a [K] on the river.

81 min:  Tigercub8189 (7^th)

83 min: LittleRedElf (6^th)

87 min: Sirgash (5^th)

96 min: Suetman123 (4^th) has to go with (77) but Theedouble*d has (KK).

95 min: Absea98 (3^rd)

Heads up:     Theedouble*d   14700      -      K9isadog    10800

100 min:        Theedouble*d   13500      -     K9isadog    12000

105 min:        Theedouble*d   17800      -      K9isadog     7700

110 min:        Theedouble*d   15000      -      K9isadog    10500

111 min: K9isadog (2^nd) has a pair of Aces. Theedouble*d has (44) and hits a [4] on the river.

Congratulations to Theedouble*d’ on his 16^th NPP win!

Total Point standings are on the right side of the blog.

A Pre-Race Ritual - Maybe NPP Could Use One

It's good to be Tony Steward....As Kevin Harvick's wife finds out. 

Derf-63 Wins for the 1st time in 2015

Karina Smirnoff waits for the winner Derf-63 in the NPP Lounge.

Derf-63 is starting early, making his claim to be a force again in this league. Faldo has to say that 2013 was Derf-63’s breakout year, and he has been consistently in the hunt for seats and titles here at NPP.

Welcome back to the lead Derf-63. Not that we didn’t think you would show up there eventually anyway.

On to the NPP action:

12 min: Sirgash (22^nd)

14 min: Douge2 (21^st)

18 min:  Wwsatando (20^th)

20 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (19^th) Where did the 2014 magic go?

24 min: Rjmech (18^th)

29 min: jgamble (17^th) hits a full house but Lump2 has four Kings!

34 min: TooBIGAKQ (16th)

36 min: t3chlady (15^th)

43 min: LittleRedElf (14th)

45 min: Sanster89 (13^th)

46 min: Tigercub8189 (12^th)

50 min: 95corolla (11^th)

56 min: Tim481 (10^th)

58 min: Theedouble*d (9^th)

66 min: Tomservo2 (8^th)

81 min: TattedEagle (7^th)

91 min: Absea98 (6^th)

93 min: Dirtmonkey06 (5^th)

98 min: Suetman123 (4^th)

105 min: NixiPixie (3^rd)

Heads up:         Derf-63     24000     -      8500    Lump2

110 min:           Derf-63     25800     -      7200    Lump2

115 min:           Derf-63     24000     -      9000    Lump2

117 min: A short-stacked Lump2 (2^nd) has to go with Ace-high but Derf-63 (44).

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 17th NPP win!

Standings on the right side of the blog!

Theedouble*d Wins for the 1st Time in 2015

Coleen Rooney waits for Theedouble*d in the NPP Winners Lounge

Theedouble*d built a big chip lead and wiped the floor with the NPP stable. We never had a chance.

It’s going to be a very entertaining first quarter race. We already have THIRTEEN players who have pointed! Only Tim481 scored points in the two events played so far.

So, what that means is that you can still get into the action this quarter and win it. Get in there.

On to the NPP action:

7 min: Derf-63 (23^rd)

15 min: Tomservo2 (22^nd)

21 min: T3chlady (21^st)

22 min:  Douge2 (20^th)

26 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (19^th)

38 min: KingBing420 (18^th)

40 min: LittleRedElf (17^th) hits a full house but Lump2 has four Kings!

42 min: Wwsatando (16th)

44 min: Absea98 (15^th)

46 min: Dirtmonkey06 (14th)

48 min: Rjmech (13^th)

55 min: TooBIGAKQ (12^th)

58 min: UglyTuco84 (11^th)

59 min: SnDiegoSlick (10^th)

60 min: Sanster89 (9^th)

64 min: K9isadog (8^th)

70 min: Lump2 (7^th)

78 min: Wingsfancurt (6^th)

90 min: Tim481 (5^th)

94 min: 95corolla (4^th)

105 min: Sirgash (3^rd)

Heads up:         Theedouble*d     30800     -      3700    Suetman123

109 min: Suetman123 (2^nd) flopped pair of Kings but Theedouble*d hit two pair on the river.

Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 15th NPP win!

Standings on the right side of the blog!

ThePunk75 Welcomes the Rest of Us – by Crushing a Large NPP Field

Adriana Lima waits for ThePunk75 in the NPP Lounge

ThePunk75 wins the first tournament of the year and is the leader out of the starting gate.

Faldo would like to thank everyone for their return to the NPP virtual felt as we had a great opening night attendance of 21 players!

With new players – like UglyTuco84 joining us – and past players like NixiPixie and TooBIGAKQ returning, it swelled the ranks. Even so, we were still missing a few regulars, so maybe we can maintain a 3 table or even 4 table tournament for some of the rounds.

We just started – so get back in there!

On to the NPP action:

8 min: UglyTuco84 (21^st) (the usual treatment of new guests to NPP)

12 min: NixiPixie (20^th) loses to Derf-63’s flush.

20 min: Wingsfancurt (19^th)

28 min: Tomservo2 (18^th)

32 min: TooBIGAKQ (17^th)

35 min: Rjmech (16th)

45 min: LittleRedElf (15^th)

50 min: Sanster89 (14th)

53 min: T3chlady (13^th)

61 min: 95corolla (12^th)

79 min: Absea98 (11^th)

80 min: Suetman123 (10^th)

96 min: Lump2 (9^th) goes with (44) but T3chlady has (AA).

100 min: K9isadog (8^th) goes with (AK) but he loses a coin flip to Derf-63 with (99).

104 min: A short-stacked (SS) Derf-63 (7^th) has to go with (Kh Jh) but ThePunk75 held an Ace.

108 min: J3gamble (6^th) hits trips, but Wwsatando hits a straight.

110 min: A SS Tim481 (5^th) can’t beat Wwsatando’s pair of Jacks.

117 min: Wwsatando (4^th) has to go with (Ah Kh) and loses a coin flip to ThePunk75’s (77).

120 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (3^rd) tries to force things with (A5) and loses to ThePunk75’s (66).

Heads up:         ThePunk75     20800     -      T3chlady      10600

125 min:           ThePunk75     24400     -      T3chlady        7100

130 min:           ThePunk75     25300     -      T3chlady        6200

135 min:           ThePunk75     24800     -      T3chlady        6700

136 min: A SS T3chlady (2^nd) has to go with (A6) but the ThePunk75 hits a flush!

Congratulations to ThePunk75 on his 20th NPP win!

1^st – ThePunk75

2^nd – T3chlady

3^rd – Mikeniks-Faldo

4^th – Wwsatando

5^th – Tim481

6^th – J3gamble

7^th – Derf-63

8^th – K9isadog

9^th – Lump2

10^th - Suetman123

11^th - Absea98

12^th - 95corolla

13^th - Douge2

14^th - Sanster89

15^th - LittleRedElf

16^th - Rjmech

17^th - TooBIGAKQ

18^th - Tomservo2

19^th - Wingsfancurt

20^th - NixiPixie

21^st- UglyTuco84

The point standings are on the right side of the blog.

Proper Hand Gun Grip....and a Public Service Message from Ted Nugent

From Ted Nugent:

"I believe that a person moral compass can be determined by how they reference free men…and the right to defend themselves. The 2^nd Amendment is so obvious to me; it is insane that there is an argument.

Let’s pretend there is no document. Let’s pretend brave families didn’t leave the tyrants and the slave drivers of Europe, so they could practice their religion and so they could speak out without being murdered - so they could produce wool every winter without the King’s men coming and taking most of it every harvest.

Let’s just pretend this guy named Ted Nugent parachuted onto Earth and woke up one morning, and saw all these wonderful resources. Then had dreams of excellence and being the best that I could be. I don’t need a document. And I don’t need another man to explain to me that I have the right to defend my gift of life.

And that there is an argument, in America – from Hillary Clinton to Barbara Boxer to Dianne Feinstein – from a whole gaggle of Democrat numb nuts, who would try and tell me when, how and IF I can defend myself.

I find that preposterous! I find it unacceptable, and I will not tolerate it! I am a free man! Don’t tread on me!

A law abiding citizen, not convicted of a felony – the 2^nd Amendment of the Bill of Rights IS my Concealed Weapons Permit. PERIOD!

No limitations. Instead put limitations on arresting someone 24 times for molesting children, I would rather the Dad walked into the room the 1^st time the pervert molested a child – and blew the molester’s brains out.

I would rather the lady in Massachusetts last month, who was taking her daughter to soccer, and who was carjacked by a maggot. This maggot had been in prison all his life, but was let out because we feel [voice of a whiny liberal] (‘sorry for him. Maybe he had a bad childhood.’)

Instead of her being hijacked and murdered, I would have rather she just shot the bastard dead. But in Massachusetts, somebody decided she can’t do that. So she is dead.

I would rather she was alive and the carjacker was dead. I’m weird, I guess.

I would rather that the guy who beat this lady to within an inch of her life in Waco  - on parole was he, phenomenal – in front of her grandchildren, with a whisky bottle; I would rather she fell to the floor, pulled out her handgun and shot him six times in the chest and killed him. Am I weird?

Because the guy is going to get out again! I don’t like repeat offenders.

 I like dead offenders."

Faldo's Xmas Present to His Readers - Hot and Crazy Matrix

NPP Live Get Together at T3chlady’s – Nice!

Katie Price was just floored by Derf-63's poker talent!

Many more wanted to attend, but with the outstanding fast paced organizational effort by Derf-63 (Fred) and the hospitality of the Tech Lady (Jean) for the location, only eight of us were able to coordinate our schedules for this Saturday night dinner and poker tournament.

Special thanks to Absea98 (Gary) and his lovely wife Suetman123 (Claudia) for driving all the way from the Grand Rapids side of the state to be here!

Jean made the chili, Sanster89 (Dave) brought some wings, Absea98 (Gary) and Suetman123 (Claudia) brought veggies and desserts and Faldo brought the beer. But Faldo appeared to be the only alcoholic abuser in the group. Planned by Faldo?……….uh, Faldo takes the 5^th . No, not that kind of 5^th, the Amemdment type of 5^th.

Others brought other stuff too, but with Faldo controlling the beer flow, it all gets a little hazy.

After dinner and some discussions about politics, poker, how we all got into poker, and how we wound up at NPP, we retired to T3’s card room to shuffle up and deal!

The line up was:

Seat 1 – Theedouble*d

Seat 2 – Mikeniks – Faldo

Seat 3 – Sanster89

Seat 4 – Derf-63

Seat 5 – Suetman123

Seat 6 – Absea98

Seat 7 – T3chlady

Seat 8 – LittleRedElf

Theedouble*d (Don) got out to an early lead, but had some setbacks before his (JJ) lost the race to LittleRedElf’s (AK) when an Ace fell.

Faldo was card dead all night and when Faldo finally got all-in with (As Ks) against LittleRedElf’s (AJ), a Jack on the board put Faldo out of his misery.

Sanster89 was the next one out. Faldo and Theedouble*d took over dealing, so the notes stopped (oh, and Faldo worked on putting a dent in the beer inventory since Faldo was not driving.)

T3chlady was next out.

LittleRedElf exited next on a similar hand to Faldo’s exit – with Derf-63’s help.

That left the 3 prize winner!

Absea98 finished 3^rd, Suetman123 2^nd and Derf-63 took 1^st place! Nice job Derf!

NPP is looking to put an outing together to head to the Firekeepers (Moneykeepers) Casino in Battle Creek in February. We might have to push it to March.

Anyone interested in going, please email Faldo your available weekend dates and Faldo will find the best matches for the most NPP participants.

Thanks again to T3chlady and Derf-63 for pulling this event together. See you on January 6^th for the start of the 21^st NPP season.

Douge2 Wins the NPP 2014 Player of the Year Tourney!

Rachel waits for Douge2 at his hunting lodge.

Well, he scored the most points over the course of the year. So to prove it was no fluke, he won the Finals tournament also!
He told Faldo it is easy when you get the cards, but we all know it was more than that.

Great job Douge2!

On to the action:
23 min: A short-stacked (SS) (Rjmech (6^th) has to go with (AJ) but Tomservo2 has (AK).
50 min: LittleRedElf (5^th) blinds our. That is a shame that the Legend was missing.
58 min: A SS Absea98 (4^th) runs into Douge2’s two pair.
74 min: Derf-63 (3rd) has (AA) but Tomservo2 hits his straight. Ouch!
Heads up:         Douge2    3370      -       Tomservo2     5630
80 min:             Douge2    7170      -       Tomservo2     1830
84 min: A SS Tomservo2 (2^nd) with (Ah Th) runs into Douge2’s straight.
Congratulations to Douge2 on winning the NPP Player of the Year Tournament – and his 16^th NPP win!
1^st – Douge2
2^nd – Tomservo2
3^rd – Derf-63
4^th – LittleRedElf
6^th – Rjmech
Thank you to every member of NPP! You are what make this a special league!
See you all back at the NPP virtual felt on January 6^th, 2015!
Have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Faldo

T3chlady Wins the 2014 Tournament of Champions!

T3chlady made all the right moves - all season!

“Techlady” used a mid tournament rush and a strong close to capture the 2^nd Annual Tournament of Champions. This is no fluke as this is T3’s fifth win this year!
In order to qualify for this event, you had to have won a tournament during the year. So “Jean” beat all the winners – all at once! Nice job Jean.
On to the action:
16 min: Rjmech (14^th)
29 min: Derf-63 (13^th) has two pair, but Sirgash hit his full house!
31 min: 95corolla (12^th) hits two pair, but Douge2 has trips! Two pair don’t do too well tonight
34 min: Tigercub8189 (11^th) has (the poisonous tonight) two pair, but Absea98 has a full house.
47 min: Theedouble*d (10^th) has – you guessed it – two pair, but Suetman123 has a higher two pair.
54 min: LittleRedElf (9^th) blinds out.

1^st break:

Absea98   5890

Douge2    5130

ThePunk75    3040

Sirgash      1808

T3chlady    1800

Wingsfancurt     1547

Suetman123    1476

Tomservo2     309

62 min: A short-stacked (SS) Suetman123 (8^th) has to go with a pair of Aces, but ThePunk75 has two pair – that actually win for a change tonight.

64 min: Wingsfancurt (7^th) has to go with (QJ) but T3chlady has (KQ) when both pairs the Queen.

77 min: A SS ThePunk75 (6^th) has to go with (AJ) and Tomservo2 correctly calls with (A9) and hits a pair of Nines.

A long battle ensues.

102 min: Absea98 (5^th) and Sirgash (4^th) get clobbered by Tomservo2’s two pair –as two pair make a comeback.

103 min: Douge2 (3^rd) can’t beat T3chlady’s trips.

Heads up:    T3chlady     11,800    -      Tomservo2    9200

107 min: Tomservo2 (2^nd) goes with a pair of Aces but T3chlady has trip Jacks!

Congratulations to T3chlady on her 9th NPP win!

1^st – T3chlady

2^nd – Tomservo2

3^rd – Douge2

4^th – Sirgash

5^th – Absea98

6^th – ThePunk75

7^th – Wingsfancurt

8^th – Suetman123

9^th – LittleRedElf

10^th – Theedouble*d

11^th – Tigercub8189

12^th – 95corolla

13^th – Derf-63

14^th – Rjmech

One tournament left – The NPP Final Championship! Here are the qualifiers.

Absea98

Derf-63

Douge2

LittleRedElf

Mikeniks-Faldo

Rjmech

Tomservo2

Twenty Players Eligible for the Tournament of Champions!

Which lady is the Blonde?

Forty-eight rounds. Twenty different winners. All have a seat in the NPP Tournament of Champions. And here are the qualifiers for the December 2, 2014 tournament:

95corolla

Absea98

Derf-63

Dirtmonkey06

Douge2

J3gamble

LittleRedElf

Lump2

Mikeniks-Faldo

Rjmech

Sirgash

Suetman123

T3chlady

Theedouble*d

ThePunk75

Tigercub8189

Tim481

Tomservo2

Wingsfancurt

Wwsatando

Also – just to remind everyone – the seven players in the NPP Final on December 9 are:

Absea98

Derf-63

Douge2

LittleRedElf

Mikeniks-Faldo

Rjmech

Tomservo2




The instructions were to "raise and bend your left leg."

Please be aware that you will be “suspended” from NPP for these two weeks if you are not one of the finalists in either tournament.

After the Tournament of Champions – only the seven Finalists will be allowed in.

We tried to leave it open in order for people to be able to watch, but some accidentally registered for the tournament when they were not suppose to.

If you are not in either tournament, but want to observe, let Faldo know by email or call and Faldo will un-suspend you after the entries are closed.

Don’t worry – everyone will be able to register for Opening Night at NPP for the 2015 season on January 6, 2015 – for our 21^st season!

Theedouble*d Wins the Last Regular Tourney of the Year! TOC and Final Next!

Pamala Diaz waits for Theedouble*d in the NPP Lounge.

Theedouble*d did all he could to win the final seat in the NPP Final – winning five tourneys this year - but the wrong player finished 2^nd! Absea98 not only X-ed out DD, but he leaped over Derf-63 to take the last quarter seat! Nice job Absea98.

With Absea98 taking the last seat by winning a quarter, he no longer needs one of the two At-Large seats for Most Points without winning a quarter.

The winners of those seats were:

Douge2 – 59.74 points (Most Points)

Derf-63 – 52.19 points

We must give a cap tip to T3chlady, who fell only 2 points short of Derf-63.

Congratulations to the winners and good luck the in Final tournament.

The tournament line ups will be posted soon! We will do the Tournament of Champions first! Then – the NPP Final.

We would like to welcome two new players to the NPP family – Rachel0388 and TooBIGAKQ. Thanks for joining.

On to the action:

5 min: Sanster89 (15^th)

10 min: Rachel0388 (14^th)

12 min: Tim481 (13^th)

20 min: LittleRedElf (12th)

25 min: Douge2 (11^h)

44 min: Derf-63 (10^th)

46 min: 95corolla (9^th)

50 min: Tigercub8189 (8^th)

First break:

Suetman123    7359

TooBIGAKQ    3730

Tomservo2     3720

Theedouble*d      3498

Absea98     2665

T3chlady      1253

K9isadog      275

67 min: K9isadog (7^th)

73 min: A short-stacked (SS) T3chlady (6^th) has to go with (A9) but TooBIGAKQ hits a straight with his (QT).

89 min: A SS TooBIGAKQ (5^th) then runs into Theedouble*d’s straight.

102 min: A SS Suetman123 (4^th) runs into Theedouble*d’s pair of Queens.

104 min: Tomservo2 (3rd) runs into Theedouble*d’s two pair.

Heads up:      Theedouble*d         19,000     -      Absea98        3,500

120 min:        Theedouble*d         17,300     -      Absea98        5,200

124 min: Absea98 (2^nd) has two pair but Theedouble*d has a full house!

Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 14th NPP win!

1^st – Theedouble*d

2^nd – Absea98

3^rd – Tomservo2

4^th – Suetman123

5^th – TooBIGAKQ

6^th – T3chlady

7^th – K9isadog

8^th – Tigercub8189

9^th – 95corolla

10^th – Derf-63

11^th – Douge2

12^th – LittleRedElf

13^th – Tim481

14^th – Rachel0388

15^th – Sanster89

The 4th Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

 

Derf-63 wins for the 5th Time in 2014

Magdalena Neuner waits for Derf-63 to finish interviews after his win.

Derf-63 having a break out year this year and climbing up the Walk of Fame! Nice job Derf!
Well, race for the last three seats race for the NPP Final Table has reached the middle of the stretch. The last 300 yards will be raced Tuesday.
Basically there are three people who can win a seat outright by winning the last regular season tourney – and either getting help by having the right other players knocked out early – or by pulling away with a win.
Those three are Derf-63, Absea98 and Theedouble*d.
There are four players who could capture the last two seats by finishing with the most points without winning a seat outright.
Those four are Douge2, Absea98, Derf-63 and T3chlady.
There are too many combinations to go into here, but obviously some will need help to squeeze into the last two seats. And, with the cards falling the wrong way, one or two that look “in” could be left out.
It will be very exciting, so be there next Tuesday!
On to the action:
25 min: K9isadog (14^th)
29 min: LittleRedElf (13^th)
45 min: Tigercub8189 (12^th)
50 min: Douge2 (11^th)
53 min: T3chlady (10^th)
55 min: Lump2 (9^th)
1^st break:
Tomservo2     5715
Derf-63    4620
ThePunk75    2890

Absea98   2655

Suetman123    2100

Tim481    1205

Sanster89    1165

95corolla        650

65 min: 95corolla (8^th)

72 min: Tomservo2 (7^th) runs into Sanster89’s (AA).

84 min: Tim481 (6^th) runs into ThePunk75’s trip Fives.

95 min: Suetman123 (5^th) runs into Derf-63’s two pair.

104 min: Absea98 (4^th) falls to ThePunk75’s straight.

109 min: ThePunk75 (3^rd) can’t run down Derf-63’s pair of Aces.

Heads up:    Derf-63     15,200    -      Sanster89    5800

110 min: Sanster89 (2^nd) goes with (88) but Derf-63 has (AA)!

Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 16th NPP win!

1^st – Derf-63

2^nd – Sanster89

3^rd – ThePunk75

4^th – Absea98

5^th – Suetman123

6^th – Tim481

7^th – Tomservo2

8^th – 95corolla

9^th – Lump2

10^th – T3chlady

11^th – Douge2

12^th – Tigercub8189

13^th – LittleRedElf

14^th – K9isadog

The 4th quarter standings and the Total Points Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Douge2 Wins for the 6th Time in 2014

Elizabeth thinks Douge2 is a twice as good as the rest!

Well he will at least tie for the most wins this year at NPP. Nice job Douge2!

He also takes over the lead with the most points scored this year. It’s been a strange year for Douge2, who although winning the most tournaments, has not won a quarter. Not to worry though….Douge2 appears to have one of the seats in the NPP Final sewn up by the total points method.

Heck, he already is in the Tournament of Champions – 6 times over!

For the 4^th and final quarter seat in the NPP Final, the battle will be exciting right down to the wire. Be here!

On to the action:

15 min: Absea98 (15^th) falls to Derf-63’s flush.

25 min: 95corolla (14^th)

32 min: Derf-63 (13^th) runs into Theedouble*d’s trip Jacks.

44 min: Wingsfancurt (12th)

45 min: Tigercub8189 (11^h) gets run over by Theedouble*d’s trip Kings.

51 min: LittleRedElf (10^th)

53 min: Tomservo2 (9^th)

First break:

Lump2    5145

Douge2    3750

Sanster89    3445

Suetman123    3031

Theedouble*d      2065

T3chlady      1804

ThePunk75     1730

Tim481     1530

73 min: Suetman123 (8^th) Theedouble*d hits a flush.

75 min: T3chlady (7^th) has (JJ) and Tim481 only has (66), but Tim makes a baby straight. Ouch!

86 min: Lump2 (6^th) pairs his Kings but ThePunk75 has (AA).

90 min: Theedouble*d (5^th) is out-kicked by Douge2.

98 min: Tim481 (4^th) runs into Douge2’s two pair.

100 min: Sanster89 (3rd) sees his (TT) lose as Douge2 pairs his Ace.

Heads up:      Douge2         14,000     -      ThePunk75        8,000

105 min:        Douge2         12,400     -      ThePunk75       11,100

107 min: ThePunk75 (2^nd) has two pair but Douge2 hits his straight!

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 15st NPP win!

1^st – Douge2

2^nd – ThePunk75

3^rd – Sanster89

4^th – Tim481

5^th – Theedouble*d

6^th – Lump2

7^th – T3chlady

8^th – Suetman123

9^th – Tomservo2

10^th – LittleRedElf

11^th – Tigercub8189

12^th – Wingsfancurt

13^th – Derf-63

14^th – 95corolla

15^th – Absea98

The 4th Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

LittleRedElf Wins for the 2nd Time in 2014

LittleRedElf hits the beach with some of his fans.

LittleRedElf already qualified, but this win does pad his over all total lead in NPP wins. That is why he is the Legend!

He already has his seat in the NPP Final, so who gets the 2^nd thru 5^th points is very important.

Absea98, who has been close many times, has the current lead. But he has a host of people right on his heels for the last seat in the NPP Finals.

On to the action:

15 min: Tomservo2 (15^th)

25 min: Tigercub8189 (14^th)

28 min: 95corolla (13^th)

35 min: Sirgash (12th)

40 min: Lump2 (11^h)

45 min: Douge2 (10^th)

51 min: Wingsfancurt (9^th)

55 min: SnDiegoSlick (8^th) Blinded out.

First break:

Theedouble*d      9077

LittleRedElf     2951

T3chlady      2507

Suetman123    2425

Derf-63     2327

Wwsatando     2193

Absea98    1020

70 min: Derf-63 (7^th)

80 min: Wwsatando (6^th) runs into Theedouble*d’s flush.

87 min: T3chlady (5^th) runs into LittleRedElf’s two pair.

112 min: Theedouble*d (4^th) runs into Suetman123’s trip Jacks.

2^nd break:

Suetman123     11353

LittleRedElf      8519

Absea98        2628

130 min: Absea98 (3rd) sees his (99) but Suetman123’s straight.

Heads up:      Suetman123    18,700     -      LittleRedElf      3,800

135 min:        Suetman123     8,500     -      LittleRedElf      14,000

140 min:       Suetman123      9,900     -      LittleRedElf       12,600

142 min: Suetman123 (2^nd) has two pair but LittleRedElf hits his straight!

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 21st NPP win!

1^st – LittleRedElf

2^nd – Suetman123

3^rd – Absea98

4^th – Theedouble*d

5^th – T3chlady

6^th – Wwsatando

7^th – Derf-63

8^th – SnDiegoSlick

9^th – Wingsfancurt

10^th – Douge2

11^th – Lump2

12^th – Sirgash

13^th – 95corolla

14^th – Tigercub8189

15^th – Tomservo2

The 4th Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Democrats Are Murderers - Pure and Simple

Not only do they murder babies in the womb, and families and countries with their policies, and citizens with their Communism, they seem to do a pretty good job of murdering just walking around sane people.

Wild Bill says what Faldo has said for years.

"Here is some information about the most evil murderers in America.

The Fort Hood killer was a registered Democrat Muslim.

The Columbine shooters were too young to vote but their parents were registered Democrats and huge liberals.

The Virginia Tech murderer wrote hate mail to President Bush. Gee, I wonder who gave him that idea.

The Colorado theater killer was a registered Democrat, a staff worker on the Obama campaign and an Occupy Wall Street member. He was as liberal as one can possibly be.

The assassin of kindergarteners in Newtown was a registered Democrat who hated Christians.

Are you seeing a pattern here.

The most brutal vicious crimes in America are being committed by Democrats and liberals…with guns. How could the Main Stream Media missed this connection?

Dr. Lyle Rossiter a prominent psychiatrist makes the case that liberalism is a mental illness [Faldo made that case years ago]. He spells it out in his book, “The Liberal Mind”.

So, do you want to keep guns out of the hands of psychos? We now know where to focus.

I propose that every registered liberal Democrat be placed on a mentally ill list.

And because mental illness is kin to incompetence, they should be removed from any position of responsibility. Banning liberals from the public school system would be the greatest advancement in education in the history of the country. And, it would solve the security problems.

Banning them from Congress would quickly restore our economy and moral standards [and our rights as Americans.]

The liberals of America try so hard to strip others of their rights. Perhaps we should give them a taste of their own medicine.

After all, it’s for the children.

Signed Wild Bill for America

 

Faldo reminds you - if you vote Democrat, you are a traitor to the United States of America. Pure and Simple.

Cheaters Never Win? - It Gets Democrats Elected

Naw....cheating never gets you anything.

Democrats can only win cheating.

"It is not who votes that matters. It's who counts the votes that matters." - Josef Stalin, Dictator and Democrat-Communist

"Democrats are against needing valid ID's shown in order to vote. Why do you think that is?" - Nik Faldo

"If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin." Eddie Guerrero, then Bill Clinton

"There is nothing wrong with cheating. Whatever you can get away with." - Joe Torre

"I love Obama! I voted for him three times, both times! - Woman to a news reporter, who Eric Holder refused to prosecute.

"Winning is not the main thing, it's the only thing." - Vince Lombardy

Sirgash Wins for the 1st Time in 2014

Oksana Andersson is brought to her knees by Sirgash's vast poker talent.

If you would have told me after his last win that it would be 5 years before his next NPP win, I would have told you that you were crazy. This guy has too much poker talent for that.
Sad for NPP but I guess good for the rest of the NPP players that Sirgash took a break from our league.

Well……..he’s back! Welcome to the Tournament of Champions later this year Sirgash.

We will have an exciting finish to the season on tap also.

On to the action:

8 min: Derf-63 (16^th)

28 min: A short-stacked T3chlady (15^th) runs into Wwsatando’s (TT).

33 min: Wwsatando (14^th) runs into Absea98’s trip Fours.

46 min: SnDiegoSlick (13^th)

52 min: LittleRedElf (12^th)

53 min: 95corolla (11^th)

54 min: Suetman123 (10^th) Blinds out.

1^st break:

Theedouble*d      4435

Tim481      4355

Douge2      4112

Sirgash     4082

Absea98       2843

ThePunk75      2315

Tigercub8189     657

Wingsfancurt   637

K9isadog      564

62 min: Wingsfancurt (9^th)

80 min: Tigercub8189 (8^th)

90 min: Tim481 (7^th)

94 min: K9isadog (6^th)

98 min: Douge2 (5^th) has (KK) but Absea98 trips his Aces.

102 min: A SS ThePunk75 (4th) has to go with (KJ) and is called by Theedouble*d with (QT) and DD hits a pair of Tens.

2^nd break:

Sirgash    16368

Absea98    5699

Theedouble*d     1933

122 min: A SS Theedouble*d (3^rd) runs into Sirgash’s (QQ).

A father – son heads up battle!

Heads up:      Absea98     5900     -      Sirgash     18,100

125 min:        Absea98     2600     -      Sirgash     21,400

130 min:        Absea98     6000     -      Sirgash     18,000

132 min:  Absea98 (2^nd) goes (Ad 7d) but Sirgash hits his straight.

Congratulations to Sirgash on his 4th NPP win!

1^st – Sirgash

2^nd – Absea98

3^rd – Theedouble*d

4^th – ThePunk75

5^th – Douge2

6^th – K9isadog

7^th – Tim481

8^th – Tigercub8189

9^th – Wingsfancurt

10^th – Suetman123

11^th – 95corolla

12^th – LittleRedElf

13^th – SnDiegoSlick

14^th – Wwsatando

15^th – T3chlady

16^th – Derf-63

The  4th Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!