|The Derf-n-Douge Fan Club at the After Party Party in an unnamed NPP suite.|
It's called life and we don't always get to do what we want to do.
Unless of course you are an illegal alien or a Bernie Sanders/Hillary Clinton supporter - who are all law breakers and enemies of the Constitution of the United States. Then you get free reign to break laws, riot, bomb, and shoot and kill people.
But I digress. Where was Faldo?
Oh, poker supremacy. Right.
2 weeks ago:
1st - Derf-63
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - GMOgolf
Bubble - T3chlady
1st - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - T3chlady (two in a row? Ouch Lady! Faldo thought only Faldo did that.)
That was Douge2's 3rd win of the season and his 25th NPP win of all time. Congratualtions!
That was Derf-63's 4th win of the season, 3rd this quarter - which is why he won the 2nd quarter! - and his 33rd win of all time!
Congratulations to Derf-63 on both accomplishments!
I also need to add that if eligible for this quarter - Tomservo2 would have won back to back quarters!!
Great job Tomservo2!
Now more of Murphy's Laws:
You can never be too rich or too good looking.
Anything dropped while repairing a car will immediately roll to the center most area where you cannot reach it.
Every repairman will never have seen the model you have, the problem you have or have the part you need with him.
A faulty appliance when demonstrated for the repairman - will work flawlessly.
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and an idiot something to stick in his mouth.
Never eat yellow snow.
In any big company, every individual will rise to his level of complete incompetence - and will be left there.
If everything appears to be going well for you, then you obviously don't realize what is going on.
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation or flat out deception, then no one will be at fault (can you spell Congress?).
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.