|Faldo arrives by dingy for a wedding.|
Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.
A man will spend $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will spend $1 on an $2 item she will never use.
A woman worries about her future until she lands a husband.
A man doesn't worry about the future until he has a wife.
To be happy with your man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with your woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all.
Every married man should forget about his mistakes. There is no reason for two people to remember the same thing.
A man marries a woman hoping she will never change.
A woman marries a man planning on changing him.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.