|Tomservo2 is knocking the rest of NPP senseless!|
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Wingsfancurt
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
5th - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf
Tomservo2 has the lead with LittleRedElf right behind him. The Elf has a win and two cashes - so he is back in form early.
Come join us and see if you can unseat these two great players who are running hot right now!
Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 23rd NPP win!
Now for a secret hacked email! NPP will not reveal the source of this email. It could have been the Russians. It could have been one of the hundreds of criminals and terrorists released by First Traitor Obama. It could have been more sloppy loose lips at the Democrat National Committee as they plot against their own members, and then blame everyone else.
Or it could have been found in a file drawer of forgotten letters to our own T3chlady - who is a computer expert - par exsalonce! Here it is:
Dear Tech Lady,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to my Clothes Allowance modules, and limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 6.0 and Golf Central 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and when I tried to add Housecleaning 2.6, it simply crashes the system. I have run Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it didn't work at all. In fact it increased the installation of other undesirable background programs, such as Tilted Kilt 3.8, Hooters 3.6. or the immediate system takeover by malware BWW1.0.
Signed Desperate Wife
Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:/I THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME!! and install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 then will automatically run the applications Flowers 12.0 and Guilt 3.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, and Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is such a bad program as it creates "Snoring Loud" wav files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or try to install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications in Husband 1.0 and will crash the system.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve the system. I personally recommend NiceDinners 8.0 and Lingerie 5.3.