Saturday, May 28, 2016

LittleRedElf Wins for the 3rd Time in 2016

Three cheers for the Elf's 3rd win of 2016!
The Elf is on a roll again, and that is bad news for the rest of the NPP'ers.

He takes over the Total Points Lead and moves closer to having a shot at running down Douge2 for the 2nd Quarter lead for a seat in the NPP Finals.

2nd - T3chlady
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Tigercub8189
5th - Douge2
Bubble - Absea98

The race is tightening up slightly in the 2nd quarter, but unless someone wins the rest of the rounds - and has some current leaders come up empty, it looks like Douge2, T3chlady and the Elf are the only ones still in contention for the 2nd Quarter seat.

No worries. There are two more quarters left and 2 seats available with the Total Points race. Not to mention the Tournament of Champion winner (or closest runner up that doesn't win that tournament) seat.

So keep playing and practicing - and earning points.

Congratulations to the LittleRedElf on his Walk of Fame leading 29th NPP win!

As some of you may know, Faldo has started his own one man company. There are some problems with that because the CEO is a jerk and the employee is lazy. But, it had to be done.

Here are some of Faldo's ex-supervisor's comments on his past Employee Evaluations:

"Since my last report, this employee has hit rock bottom ....and started to dig!"
"This employee is really not so much as a has-been, but more of a never will be."
"Works well under constant supervision."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"This guy has delusions of adequacy."
"He sets low personal performance goals and then fails to achieve them."
"This employee is depriving a village of an idiot somewhere."
"This employee is striving to go far......and he should be ask to start that trip NOW."
"He doesn't have ulcers...but he is a carrier."
"He brings joy whenever he leaves a room."
"If his IQ ever reaches 50, he should sell."
"If you see two people talking and one looks bored ....he is the other one."
"If he was any dumber, he would have to be watered twice a week."
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He barely gargled."
"The wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead."

All Faldo can say to that is "Faldo refuses to work for a company that would hire his type as an employee." So there!

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