Wednesday, May 11, 2016

LittleRedElf Wins for the 2nd Time in 2016

LittleRedElf .....wins two!
The Elf is at it again. He is starting to get on a roll and is making the 2nd quarter seat fight interesting!

We had 16 players this Tuesday and the Elf out - maneuvered them all.

2nd - Tomservo2 (always a force at the felt)
3rd - GMOgolf - (also making a 'quiet' run)
4th - T3chlady - (also playing well)
5th - Suetman123 (back after some time off)
Bubble - Rjmech (visiting when golf allows)

See you next Tuesday and lets hope the race get even more interesting.

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his NPP leading 28th win!

And now a true biblical story that somehow did not make the Editor's cut in the Bible:

In the beginning:

God created the donkey and told him, "You will work constantly from dusk til dawn. You will carry heavy loads on your back. You will live for 50 years."

The donkey answered, "To live that long and working that hard will just be too much. Please give me no more than 20 years Lord." And it was so.

God created the dog and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man. you will eat scraps and leftovers from his table and live for 25 years."

The dog answered, "Lord, 25 years is too much to live like that. Please, no more than 15 years." And it was so.

God created the monkey and told him, "You shall act like an idiot. You will act funny and make funny faces. You will live for 20 years."

The monkey answered, "Please Lord. That is not a great existence. Let it be only 10 years." And it was so.

Finally, the Lord created a man and told him, "You are a man. You are the ONLY rational thing on this planet. You will have intelligence and hold mastery over all the creatures of the Earth. You will dominate the Earth and you will live 20 years."

And the Man asked, "Lord, may I live longer than 20 years? I am the dominate creature on the planet and to only live 20 years is just to little time. May I have the years the mule, dog and monkey turned down please?" And it was so.

So God allowed the Man to live 20 years as a man.

Then he marries and lives 30 years as a mule working and carrying loads on his back.

Then he has children and lives 15 years like a dog guarding his dwelling and eating only the scraps left over from the family meal.

Then in his old age, he lives 10 years as a monkey - making faces to entertain his grandchildren and acting like a idiot.

And it is so.

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