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In response to the question: "List all
dependents?"
I replied -
"14 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
62 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in prison;
half of Mexico;
and the 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I replied -
"14 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
62 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in prison;
half of Mexico;
and the 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:
I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for
speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of
Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof
of insurance.
The lady took
out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards
I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a
conceal carry permit. I looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in
her possession at this time.
She responded that
she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something,
probably body language, or the way she said it, made me want to ask
if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm
Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was
all.
She responded once again that she did have just one
more, a .38 special in her purse.
I then asked her what she was so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn
thing.”
Location, Location, Location
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the
mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.
She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife said tearing up, "Yes I remember that jewelry store!"
He said, "Well I'm in the bar next to it."
He said, "Well I'm in the bar next to it."
1 comment:
> > There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
> For example...
> A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to > her bedroom.
> > From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
> > She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as > hard as she can.
> > Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to > have a drink.
> > As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
> > "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, > so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello"?
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