GMOGolf Wins for the 1st Time in 2018

A GMOgolf poker and golf groupie on the tee box.

GMOgolf won last week and got back into contention for the 2nd quarter seat race! GMO or "Gordie" (no relation to Gordie Howe by the way), also got his first win at NPP!
He beat a large and very tough field for his first win - except for the heads up match when he had a easy pushover.

Gordie is the 80th victor of NPP tournaments!

2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - Tomservo2
4th - T3chlady
5th - KingBing420
Bubble - JB1974x

Congratulations to GMOgolf on his 1st NPP victory! And welcome to the Walk of Fame!

Now a positive strike for an alternative life style:

THE IRISH PROSTITUTE

An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

The girl, crying, replied, Sniff, sniff...."Dad.....I was too embarrassed, I became a prostitute."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."

"OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million cheque. For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.

She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad

Girl, crying again, Sniff, sniff...."A prostitute Daddy!" Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."

Douge2 Wins for the 3rd Time in 2018 - and The NRA is Freedom's Safest Place - part 1

Douge2 gathers groupies on the felt and the links.

Douge2 wins for the 3rd time against a strong NPP field. LittleRedElf just keeps chugging along by picking the stray pot and points along the way.

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Tomservo2
4th - Jb1974x
Bubble - Rachel0388

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 33rd NPP win and moving up the Walk of Fame!

Now a public service message:

We are witness to the most brutal attack on a president – and the people who voted for him.

In the highest levels in government and their media, universities and billionaires – their hateful defiance of his legitimacy is an insult to each true American.

But the ultimate insult is that they think we are so stupid, that we will let them get away with it.

This government is full of Democrat – Communist saboteurs with their fake reports, leaks, smears, false testimony and gagging sanctimony. It drives a dagger thru the heart of our nation’s future.

They are poisoning our belief that honest custody of our government institutions will ever be possible again. Only the Left can get away with violating our laws and our fundamental rights of others, while decrying others 'are plotting' to do it to them.

All this is done so these liberals can build their utopia from the ashes of what they have burned down.

However, their fate will be failure, and they will perish in the political flames of their own fires.

We are the National Rifle Association of America, and we are freedom’s safest place. – NRA

Faldo says;

The liberals/communists will eventually take this country over -  regardless of political outcomes (as Rhino Republicans bail from office and the fight), and the inevitable 2nd Civil War. 

Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin agree with Faldo - Faldo

"We gave you a republic.......if you can keep it." - Benjamin Franklin

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure,”- Thomas Jefferson

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” - Winston Churchill

“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship, then a monarchy.” - Elmer Peterson

“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” – John Adams

Rjmech Wins for the 2nd Time in 2018 - And a Tax Return Returned

Rjmech also won two NPP groupies who were watching in awe.

Rjmech is up to his old tricks again - winning. That is not good for the rest of us at NPP.

2nd - T3chlady
3rd - Tigercub8189
4th - LittleRedElf
Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 27th NPP victory!

Faldo now has a little tax problem.

Faldo just received his tax return for 2017 back from the IRS.

That puzzles Faldo!

They are questioning how many dependents Faldo claimed.

Faldo thinks it was because of Faldo's response to the line:

"List all dependents"

Faldo replied: 

300,000 people in prison;

2 million drug addicts;

5 million unemployed people,

20 million illegal aliens,

60 million people on food stamps;

all Democrat states and cities;

and 100 persons in the Senate and 432 Members of the House of Representatives.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Maybe you can help Faldo out.

WHO THE HELL DID FALDO MISS?