Friday, November 01, 2019

Douge2 (3rd Time) and Derf-63 (5th Time) Win in the 4th Quarter

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Five rounds left and its going to be another exciting finish to the NPP season.
Douge2 gets into the 4th quarter race with this win over a 16 player field:
2nd - CometGirlXO
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - T3chlady
5th - Derf-63
Bubble - 95corolla

The Derf-63 followed up his 5th place finish last week into a win this week over a 15 player field:
2nd - Tomservo2
3rd - KingUnix
4th - Mikeniks-Faldo
5th - LittleRedElf
Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to Douge2 on his 37th NPP victory!
Congratulations to Derf-63 on his 46th NPP victory!

The Ladies Know What's Up


One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when  - 
suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and says, “Well, he’s  certainly not my husband.”
As he passes by the second woman, she also glances downward and says,  “He’s not my husband either.”
He then passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. “Wait a minute,” she says. “He’s not even a member of the club!” 

Wheeling and Dealing

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. 
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.  
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00. 
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range.."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

4 comments:

dave said...

What's up with pokerstars.net getting redirected to pokerstars.bet?

What's up with pokerstarsnj?

Mike N said...

No idea!

Dave said...

I *think* the pokerstar site was having issues due to the launch of their Pennsylvania related cash game site. From what I have read it looks like New Jersey and Pennsylvania residents can play in cash games.

Don't hold your breath waiting for Michigan to allow its subjects to do the same.

In any case - I was able to download and install the PokerStars client.
NOTE: I am sure if I did not have these problems last Tuesday (11/5) then I would have easily won the weekly NPP home game. I identify as last week's winner and you have to respect me.

DERF said...

Hey Mike recheck the 4th QRT #'s you dont have me in the box to the right