Monday, September 23, 2019

Derf-63 Wins the 3rd Quarter! Big Chipawin Wins Two in a Row!

Jessica Gysin wants to spike Big Chipawin on the NPP beach.
Derf-63 hangs on to win the 3rd quarter as he got help from the latest poker superstar to join NPP.
Big Chipawin beats the NPP field for two weeks in a row!
First he wins his first NPP victory to clinch the 3rd quarter for Derf-63;
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - T3chlady
4th - KingUnix
5th - Absea98
Bubble - Derf-63

Big Chipawin becomes the 83rd person to win an NPP tournament.

Then Big Chipawin wins the first round of the 4th quarter to show he is ready to compete for his seat in the NPP final;
2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
4th - Tomservo2
Bubble - Theedouble*d

Congratulations to Derf-63 on winning the 3rd quarter seat in the NPP Final!
Congratulations to Big Chipawin on his 1st and 2nd NPP victory and moving up the NPP Walk of Fame!

Now a young man ….and woman with a plan!

Kevin has plans for the future

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be
when you grow up?"

Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker. 
I will give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Miami, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries
to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Kevin's hooker."