Rjmech Wins for the 3rd Time in 2019 - Only Two Can Win the 1st Quarter

Rjmech seems to have poker problems figured out.

Rjmech continues to walk thru the NPP line up on occasion - just enough to take the lead in the 1st quarter. With one week left in the quarter, only one can catch him:

2nd - Johnnied55
3rd - KingUnix
4th - Absea98
Bubble - LittleRedElf

CometgirlXO is the only one who can catch Rjmech for 1st place in the 1st Quarter.

Be here for the exciting finish Tuesday!

Congratulations to Rjmech on his 36th NPP victory!

Lopsided Trade

A Note Left for his wife.

My dear wife,

             

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.

 
 When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
 I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old.

 I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.

 I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the HotelFiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.

He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old

 
 As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Bumper Stickers, T-shirts and Signs

Don’t die a virgin Ladies. The terrorists are up there waiting for you.

We will always be best friends……because you know too much.

Either you love bacon or you are wrong.

Please be patient. Even a toilet can only handle one asshole at a time.

Your name is not Calvin Klein and you are not an underwear model. If you want service here, pull your pants up.

Warning: Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy …..can cause pregnancy.